Download or read book I Hate Peas written by Wicked Gilly and published by . This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Hate Peas is written in simple verse and describes the protests and naughty antics of a little girl, Sally, who hates peas. Sally tells her mother that she would rather eat dead bumble bees, pickled fleas and turtle poo than peas. She then resorts to hiding the peas creatively around the house. In the end, her mother cuts a deal with her to eat her peas. Sally starts eating her peas, but wait and see what she does with her fish... "I simply cannot swallow these booger-coloured mushy peas," declares the young protagonist in this delightfully written charmingly illustrated poem for children. I HATE PEAS will resonate with anyone who has been forced to eat food whose sole virtue is that it is good for them." Expat Living, Singapore All rights reserved.
Download or read book Eat Your Peas written by Kes Gray and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom offers increasingly fantastic bribes to get Daisy to eat her peas, but what Daisy actually wants is quite simple.
Download or read book Princess Penelopea Hates Peas written by Susan D. Sweet and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Princess Penelopea Hates Peas is a charming and plucky story about picky-eating. Princess Penelopea lives in Capital Pea where peas are plentiful and popular. But there is a problem. Princess Penelopea hates peas! So she comes up with a plan to make them disappear forever, leading to a catastropea of epic portions. In a fractured fairy tale that turns the original The Princess and the Pea on its head, Princess Penelopea realizes that peas aren't so bad after all. In fact, they might even be great. The story features a note to parents and caregivers with strategies to help children enjoy a variety of healthy foods.
Download or read book I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato written by Lauren Child and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2000 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fussy eater decides to sample the carrots after her brother convinces her that they are really orange twiglets from Jupiter.
Download or read book Mushy Peas on Toast written by Laurian Clemence and published by Pan MacMillan. This book was released on 2008 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book If Peas Could Taste Like Candy written by Crystal Bowman and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 1998-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous poems about school, love, church, families, and God.
Download or read book Peas and Carrots written by Tanita S. Davis and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rich and memorable story from a Coretta Scott King honor award-winning author about a teenage foster girl looking for a place to call home. Dess knows that nothing good lasts. Disappointment is never far away, and that’s a truth that Dess has learned to live with. Dess’s mother’s most recent arrest is just the latest in a long line of disappointments, but this one lands her with her baby brother’s foster family. Dess doesn’t exactly fit in with the Carters. They’re so happy, so comfortable, so normal, and Hope, their teenage daughter, is so hopelessly naïve. Dess and Hope couldn’t be more unlike each other, but Austin loves them both like sisters. Over time their differences, insurmountable at first, fall away to reveal two girls who want the same thing: to belong. Tanita S. Davis, a Coretta Scott King Honor winner, weaves a tale of two modern teenagers defying stereotypes and deciding for themselves what it means to be a family.
Download or read book Two Peas in a Pod written by Sarah Mlynowski and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-04-24 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious novel in the New York Times–bestselling series fractures the beloved fairy-tale of The Princess and the Pea . . . I’ve landed—along with my brother, Jonah, and our dog, Prince—on the other side of the portal . . . and in the fairy tale of The Princess and the Pea! When I can’t fall asleep on top of a hundred mattresses, the kingdom decides I must be the princess they’re looking for. Talk about royal treatment—I’m suddenly being waited on hand and foot. Plus, I get unlimited ball gowns, sparkly jewelry, and ice cream. But can we find a REAL princess to run the kingdom? Now we have to: Hold a princess contest Defeat an obnoxious prince Escape hungry alligators Make it back home There’s no time to snooze—may the best princess win! Praise for the series “Uproariously funny . . . non-stop action . . . will enchant readers from the first page.” —Kirkus Reviews “A wonderful reading adventure.” —Meg Cabot, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of The Princess Diaries “Hilarious . . . unexpected plot twists and plenty of girl power.” —Booklist
Download or read book Awards for Good Boys written by Shelby Lorman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Shelby and her art are extremely my shit. You need this book.” —Samantha Irby, New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life “The rare Instagram-turned-book that actually works.” —Jezebel A wickedly funny illustrated look at living and dating in a patriarchal culture that celebrates men for displaying the bare minimum of human decency Surely you’re familiar with good boys. They’re the ones who put “feminist” in their Tinder bio but talk over you the entire date. They ghost you, but they feel momentarily guilty. They once read a book by a woman author. (It was required, but they thought it was “okay.”) And of course, they bravely condemn sexual harassment (except when the perpetrator is their buddy Chad). This book explores why so-called and self-proclaimed good boys are actually not so great, breaking down our obsession with celebrating male mediocrity and rewarding those who clear the very low bar of not being outwardly awful. Through clever illustrations and written vignettes, Awards for Good Boys makes literal the tendency to applaud men for doing the absolute least and offers hilarious and cathartic cultural commentary through which we may begin to unravel our own assumptions about gender roles and how we treat each other, both on and offline.
Download or read book Uncle John s Ultimate Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John’s all-new 8th edition is packed with everything that Bathroom Reader fans have come to expect from this stellar series—short, medium, and long articles covering a whole host of topics—everything from dumb crooks to funny quotes to forgotten history. Read about… * Ice cream origins * Olympic cheaters * Celebrity mummies * The first Thanksgiving * Groucho’s wit and wisdom * Weird tales of the Ouija board * The creation of Frankenstein’s monster * “Earring Magic Ken” and other weird dolls And much, much more!
Download or read book Dialogues for Young Speakers Book 1 written by Donald Kinney and published by Kinney Brothers Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dialogues for Young Speakers, Book 1, Global Edition, by Kinney Brothers Publishing, is a series of grammatically simple dialogues, surveys, and exercises for beginning ESL students. The first part of this book covers present simple dialogues, while the second explores conversations using present continuous. In class, teachers can utilize the dialogues for memorization, conversation, and performance practice. Most importantly, the textbook has been designed to extend and develop students' understanding, interest, and confidence in using English as a tool of communication.
Download or read book What Were They Thinking written by Robert McMath and published by Crown Currency. This book was released on 2011-04-27 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Those ignorant of the mistakes of the past are bound to lose a lot of money. That's why Bob McMath founded the New Products Showcase and Learning Center--a "Smithsonian for Stinkers," Business Week dubbed it. There, executives from top corporations pay huge amounts of money to rummage through some 80,000 products gone awry. Their mission: to avoid the misguided, expensive, and occasionally ludicrous mistakes that trip up even top companies. In What Were They Thinking?, McMath shows you how to avoid such mistakes, with more that eighty marketing lessons he's learned from his long experience with clods and clunkers. As People magazine put it "McMath knows his goods--and his uglies, too"--and here he shows you how to: Steer clear of the number one killer of new products (page 129) Develop a marketing campaign based on a "Significant Point of Difference" (page 183) Take advantage of eight "Hot Buttons for Success in the Millennium" (page 101) Keep out of the "Buy-This-If-You're-a-Loser School of Marketing" (page 28) Combat "Corporate Alzheimer's" (page 4) and much more !
Download or read book The Best of the Best of Uncle John s Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wittiest, wackiest, and most popular selections from the last 12 years in the best-selling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series. We stuffed the best stuff we’ve ever written into 576 glorious pages. Result: pure bathroom-reading bliss! You’re just a few clicks away from the most hilarious, head-scratching material that has made Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader an unparalleled publishing phenomenon. As always, the articles are divided into short, medium, and long for your sitting convenience. So treat yourself to the best of history, science, politics, and pop culture--plus the dumbest of the dumb crooks, the strangest of the strange lawsuits, and loads more, including . . . * The Barbados Tombs * The Lonely Phone Booth * The Origin of the Supermarket * The History of the IQ Test * Robots in the News * Tennessee’s Body Farm * Happy Donut Day! * The Origin of Nachos * The Birth of the Submarine * A Viewer's Guide to Rainbows * How the Mosquito Changed History And much, much more!
Download or read book Imagine written by David A. Britner and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-27 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Essays on the contemporary geo-political situation and the need for new leadership to focus their work for world peace.
Download or read book The Commuter Chronicles written by Amy J. Randall-McSorley and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-05-24 with total page 665 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Commuter Chronicles is a collection of 6 1/2 years of the weekly column Amy J. Randall-McSorley has been honored to free-lance write for the Circleville Herald, Pickaway County, Ohios newspaper. The collection is a blend of deeply reflective, poetic, and humorous musings by Amy inspired by her commute to work an hour away from her rural home.
Download or read book Cake written by Joyce Magnin and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2012-12-25 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than frosting filled those cakes... Wilma Sue seems destined to go from one foster home to the next—until she is sent to live with sisters and missionaries, Ruth and Naomi. Do they really care about Wilma Sue, or are they just looking for a Cinderella-style farmhand to help raise chickens and bake cakes? As Wilma Sue adjusts to her new surroundings and helps deliver “special” cakes, Wilma Sue realizes there’s something strange going on. She starts looking for secret ingredients, and along the way she makes a new friend, Penny. When Penny and her mother hit a rough patch, Naomi decides to make her own version of cake—with disastrous results. Then tragedy strikes the chickens, and all fingers point to Wilma Sue—just when she was starting to believe she could at last find a permanent home with Ruth and Naomi. Will the sisters turn her out, or will she discover what it feels like to be truly loved?
Download or read book I Hate Vegetables Cookbook written by Katie Moseman and published by Fortunella Press. This book was released on 2018-07-18 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think you’re a veggie hater who could never enjoy vegetables? Do salads make you wilt? Do sprouts make you shudder? Then this is the cookbook for you! With the help of the I Hate Vegetables Cookbook, you’ll learn to love vegetables one great recipe at a time. Say goodbye to overcooked and underseasoned vegetables. Learn to enhance them with flavor-boosting cooking methods and complementary ingredients. Get every recipe right the first time with easy-to-follow instructions, explanations of lesser-known ingredients, and handy tips from pro chefs. Buy this cookbook and become a veggie lover, not a veggie hater! Recipes include: Comfort Food Classics like Garlic Cheddar Biscuit-Topped Vegetable Pot Pie, Amazing Appetizers like Buffalo Style Oven Roasted Cauliflower, Rich & Creamy Soups like Hatch Chile Chowder and Smoky Sweet Potato Soup, Flavor-Popping Salads like Sugar Snap Pea Salad with Prosciutto, Parmigiano, and Sherry Vinaigrette, Scrumptious Sides like Maple Butter Roasted Acorn Squash with Pecans and Blue Cheese, And so many more! Get your copy of the I Hate Vegetables Cookbook today!
