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Book I Hate My Ex Boyfriend Coloring Book

Download or read book I Hate My Ex Boyfriend Coloring Book written by Occuwordz Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A HILARIOUS COLORING BOOK FOR BREAK UPS! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Funny Break up Related Insults and Quotes where women can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! The Book Features: 20 Unique and Awesome Illustrations Each Insult is Designed Around Mandalas, Patterns Variety of Designs 8.5 x 11 inches Quality Paper Great Gift Idea for Women who Broke Up Recently to Regain Happiness, Order Now!

Book I Hate My Ex Boyfriend

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jade Summer
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2017-02-20
  • ISBN : 9781543169348
  • Pages : 106 pages

Download or read book I Hate My Ex Boyfriend written by Jade Summer and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2017 AMAZON BEST SELLER This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist Jade Summer is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite ToolsIncluding colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per PageEach image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your ArtworkYou can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every ImageEnjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. This book contains 25 unique images. Includes FREE Digital VersionAs a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on SaleRegular Price: $9.99 | SAVE $4.00, 40% OFF | Limited time only. Makes the Perfect GiftSurprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Book I Hate Ex boyfriends Coloring Book

    Book Details:
  • Author : Adult Coloring World
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2017-03-14
  • ISBN : 9781544686424
  • Pages : 90 pages

Download or read book I Hate Ex boyfriends Coloring Book written by Adult Coloring World and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get fantastic value for money with this huge Sweary Ex-Boyfriend Coloring Book! The 40 hilarious, swear word designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of entertainment! Features of this Sweary Ex-Boyfriend Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 2 Color test pages at the back of the book Ex-Boyfriend Coloring Book:This Sweary Ex-Boyfriend coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The hilarious, rude Ex-Boyfriend designs contained within this humorous book are hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book contains a wide variety of designs, each complete with a very relatable, funny quote. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for people who have recently been through a breakup!

Book Have a Nice Life Asshole

    Book Details:
  • Author : Creative Collective
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-02-08
  • ISBN : 9781523949298
  • Pages : 98 pages

Download or read book Have a Nice Life Asshole written by Creative Collective and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-08 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring

Book I Hate My Ex husband Coloring Book

Download or read book I Hate My Ex husband Coloring Book written by Adult Coloring World and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get fantastic value for money with this huge Sweary Divorce Coloring Book! The 40 hilarious, swear word designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of entertainment! Features of this Sweary Ex-Husband Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 2 Color test pages at the back of the book Breakup Coloring Book:This Sweary Ex-Husband coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The hilarious, rude Ex-Husband designs contained within this humorous book are hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book contains a wide variety of designs, each complete with a very relatable, funny quote. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for people who have recently been through a breakup or divorce!

Book Breakup Survival Names I Want To Call My Ex Swear Words Coloring Book for Adults

Download or read book Breakup Survival Names I Want To Call My Ex Swear Words Coloring Book for Adults written by Lucas Timothy Krafts and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-28 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hate your Ex Husband? Boyfriend? This 40 Unique and Cool Swear Words coloring book for adults is perfect Gift to get over your break up. Cuss word with mandala and seamless pattern Artwork Coloring book for Adults to Stress free mind relaxation. Makes perfect gift for anyone that is looking for something related to Cuss Words or Swear Worlds and going through tough time and wants to color their Ex out of their lives by swearing them. Love Swearing Words and yet want to be creative with expressing it? Love coloring books? Color these cool Vectors on coloring page however you want and there is no wrong way to color even if you are a beginner or a pro. Interior Details: 81 pages (total) 40 Awesome Swear Word illustrations (one side with illustration and the other blank page to avoid color overlapping.). White Paper Matt finish Soft cover Flexible Paperback Size: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94cm) comfortably large to draw on Why this coloring book? Free of Stress and anxiety . Coloring for adults and anyone that loves coloring. It's a hobby that can be taken with you wherever you go

Book Exorcising Your Ex

Download or read book Exorcising Your Ex written by Elizabeth Kuster and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1996-04-23 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With cutting-edge wit, the author of the "Couple Time" feature in Glamour magazine presents age-old wisdom that has been passed down through secret female tribal rites--a hilarious--and eminently helpful--collection of real-life tricks and techiques from dozens of women who have survived the trauma of breaking up. Line drawings.

Book Bunny

    Book Details:
  • Author : Mona Awad
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2020-06-09
  • ISBN : 0525559752
  • Pages : 337 pages

Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library

Book Divorced Girl Smiling

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jackie Pilossoph
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2014
  • ISBN : 9781311023445
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Divorced Girl Smiling written by Jackie Pilossoph and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smile! It's not just the end of your marriage, it's the beginning of your second chance!Missy Benson has a two and a half carat diamond engagement ring with color grade H, VS2 clarity and a value of $36,000. It's absolutely gorgeous, practically flawless, and let's be honest, really big!But what the successful Chicago realtor doesn't have anymore is a husband. After 12 years of marriage, her husband, Paul, a handsome, wealthy attorney has devastated her by breaking up their marriage for Priscilla Sommerfeld, a young, personal trainer, who according to Missy's sassy assistant, J.J., looks more like a Las Vegas stripper than a fitness expert.Not sure what to do with her ring, and with no financial issues to worry about, Missy decides to put it up for sale on Craigslist. The price: 99 cents! The catch: She gets to pick the buyer. In essence, she's looking for the perfect guy, but not for herself. Her hope is to regain faith that good men do exist, and that marriages can last forever.Now referring to herself as "the divorced girl," Missy interviews dozens of young men who are vying for the huge ring. It's a contest that includes outrageous characters, hilarious and sentimental stories, and two finalists, both of whom Missy adores and who she must choose between. Then there's Parker Missoni, the sexiest contestant by far, who drives her crazy with his brutal honesty, and at the same time stops her heart with his deep brown eyes.Divorced Girl Smiling is the story of a woman's journey to do whatever it takes to heal herself from divorce. It's about acceptance, reflection, taking accountability for mistakes, and appreciating all of life's wonderful gifts. In other words, if you have the guts to put the past behind, admit your mistakes, embrace your future, and give love another chance, you will surely be a divorced girl smiling.

Book Ungettable

    Book Details:
  • Author : Chris Seiter
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2019-12
  • ISBN : 9781734360608
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Ungettable written by Chris Seiter and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are "Ungettable" you just don't know it yet. Chris Seiter's "Ungettable" delivers a unique perspective on why men are attracted to women they can't have. If you're going through a devastating break up or you're tired of wasting your time dating when it seems like all the good guys are always taken, "Ungettable" will teach you the principles that can make a man put you on a pedestal. It will show you how you can make that ex come crawling back and finally win at the game of dating. Gone are the days of, - Men JUST looking for hookups- Having an ex ignore you- Being stood up or ghosted after things seemed to be going so well. - Worrying that you can't compare to "the other woman"- Feeling like you're not good enough for a man- Not knowing what to say to an ex- Feeling like things "won't work" for you- Having the right guys never picking you- Being friends with benefits- Not feeling "the spark" or "chemistry" with your partners

Book Black is the Colour of My True Love s Heart

Download or read book Black is the Colour of My True Love s Heart written by Ellis Peters and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No case is too strange or too baffling for the policeman George Felse and his son, Dominic. Over 13 instalments and two decades, the Felse Investigations will take them from their home on the Welsh Borders to the southernmost tip of India. Singers and musicians are gathered for a weekend course in folk music at the impressive neo-Gothic country mansion Follymead. Most come only to sing or to listen, but one or two have non-musical scores to settle. When brilliantly talented Liri Palmer sings 'Black, black, black is the colour of my true-love's heart!', she clearly has a message for someone in the audience. Passions run high, and there is murder brewing at Follymead. Among the music students are Dominic Felse and his girlfriend Theodosia. When not one, but two, members of the group go missing from the hall, Dominic calls upon his father, Detective Inspector George Felse, to help him solve this most perplexing mystery. 'Highly recommended to those who still like a proper five-course whodunnit with all the trimmings' Sunday Times 'A cult figure of crime fiction' Financial Times 'Charm is not usual in murder mysteries, but Ellis Peters' stories are full of it' Mail on Sunday

Book Chill the F ck Out

    Book Details:
  • Author : Sasha O'Hara
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2016-03-22
  • ISBN : 9781530103942
  • Pages : 64 pages

Download or read book Chill the F ck Out written by Sasha O'Hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the #1 bestseller Calm the F*ck Down comes Chill the F*ck Out, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! 28 new Single-Sided images 2 color test pages Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of beautiful designs, such as people, animals, abstract and flowers are included. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. Contains Adult Language. What others are saying about Calm the F*ck Down, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara "This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the "f" down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside..." - Melissa S. "I have had so much fun coloring your designs! They keep me somewhat sane when I am not feeling well. Thank you so much for putting out this book!" - Trish H. "I have so many coloring books that I've collected for the last 20 years; as a potty-mouthed b*tch, though, this is my current favorite. Can't wait for the next!" - Debbie M. "This is by far my favorite coloring book and I have tons!! Just the perfect amount of sweary meets funny. Some of the sweary books are disgusting. This one is perfect!!" -Gavin S. "I don't typically do product reviews but this time I'm making an exception. I absolutely love this book! Sure I'm sarcastic, sassy and have a sense of humor, and if you are too you'll love it as well. Some pages are simple, some more detailed so it's great for someone trying to just get a start in this hectic new wave of adult coloring. In the long run it makes me smile, and isn't that worth every penny?" - Anonymous "I just received this 15 minutes ago. This is just what the doctor ordered. Clearly it's not for those offended by foul language, but that should be obvious by title. I don't write that many reviews and certainly not within minutes of receiving the article. This little treasure of a coloring book was definitely worth the effort. While I enjoy my beautiful garden, faces, animals, mandalas and steampunk coloring books, Sasha O'Hara knocked it outta the park with this little diddy. I'm glad I didn't look at the pictures in the reviews. It was sooo much better being surprised by each turn of the page and literally laughing my a** off at such lovely drawings as the titles described my true feelings. There's a few I plan on coloring, framing and presenting to a few friends. Highly recommended to those not offended by uncensored foul language. - Moodswings

Book The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms

Download or read book The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms written by N. K. Jemisin and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2010-02-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After her mother's mysterious death, a young woman is summoned to the floating city of Sky in order to claim a royal inheritance she never knew existed in the first book in this award-winning fantasy trilogy from the NYT bestselling author of The Fifth Season. Yeine Darr is an outcast from the barbarian north. But when her mother dies under mysterious circumstances, she is summoned to the majestic city of Sky. There, to her shock, Yeine is named an heiress to the king. But the throne of the Hundred Thousand Kingdoms is not easily won, and Yeine is thrust into a vicious power struggle with cousins she never knew she had. As she fights for her life, she draws ever closer to the secrets of her mother's death and her family's bloody history. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, Yeine will learn how perilous it can be when love and hate -- and gods and mortals -- are bound inseparably together.

Book I Hate My Ex Husband Coloring Book

Download or read book I Hate My Ex Husband Coloring Book written by Occuwordz Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A HILARIOUS COLORING BOOK FOR DIVORCED WOMEN! This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Funny Divorce Related Swear Words and Quotes where women can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! The Book Features: 20 Unique and Awesome Illustrations Each Swear Word is Designed Around Mandalas, Patterns Variety of Designs 8.5 x 11 inches Quality Paper Great Gift Idea for Divorced Women, Order Now!

Book I HATE MY EX So Check Out My REVENGE BODY COLORING BOOK

Download or read book I HATE MY EX So Check Out My REVENGE BODY COLORING BOOK written by Joe Kelly Clarkson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-12-30 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BEST WAY TO AVENGE A NASTY BREAK UP is to better yourself... Who has the time these days. Luckily, you can take your mind off of all of that, because today, all you have to do is point and click and this beautiful REVENGE BODY COLORING BOOK IS YOURS! What a perfect gift for someone going through a divorce, a separation, a breakup, down on love, or just someone who loves to color gorgeous guys. If you can't motivate yourself, why not color someone else's sweary ex? He does just happen to be a fitness junkie. This 84 page coloring book is filled with 42 unique images NEVER SEEN IN ANY COLORING BOOK BEFORE (40 SINGLE SIDED COLORING PAGES). If you hate your ex, are going through a bad break up, love fitness, enjoy coloring hot guys, have a decent sense of humor, just enjoy coloring 'fine' art, we will keep you busy, but you will need to make sure to have plenty of ice cubes, because IT IS H-O-T! Get fantastic value for money with this huge Sweary Divorce Coloring Book! The 42 entirely original sweat provoking, revenge body designs in this coloring book for adults will provide hours of entertainment! Features of this Sweary Ex-Wife Coloring Book: Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided pages Professional quality designs from start to finish 2 Color test pages at the front of the book (1 page, front and back). Breakup Coloring Book: This Sweary Ex-Wife coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing or hanging. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens. The raw, but somewhat hilarious as it is entirely uncensored, sweary, crude, crass, HONEST as anything, Ex-Wife poem contained within this humorous book was hand written by an anonymous author-- we have all been there. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the book's contents when you open it up. Well, with this book, what you see is what you get -- AMAZING, front to back. The model on the outside is on the inside!! We aim to please. We aspire to assure this never happens with any of our books and we will assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish. This adult coloring book contains a wide variety of sweltering and mouth watering designs and if you are going through a nasty breakup the introduction should be very relatable. This book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for people who have recently been through a breakup or divorce! Happy and HOT coloring.

Book Seeking Fortune Elsewhere

Download or read book Seeking Fortune Elsewhere written by Sindya Bhanoo and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2023-05-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These intimate stories of South Indian immigrants and the families they left behind center women’s lives and ask how women both claim and surrender power—a stunning debut collection from an O. Henry Prize winner Traveling from Pittsburgh to Eastern Washington to Tamil Nadu, these stories about dislocation and dissonance see immigrants and their families confront the costs of leaving and staying, identifying sublime symmetries in lives growing apart. In “Malliga Homes,” selected by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for an O. Henry Prize, a widow in a retirement community glimpses her future while waiting for her daughter to visit from America. In "No. 16 Model House Road," a woman long subordinate to her husband makes a choice of her own after she inherits a house. In "Nature Exchange," a mother grieving in the wake of a school shooting finds an unusual obsession. In "A Life in America," a professor finds himself accused of having exploited his graduate students. Sindya Bhanoo’s haunting stories show us how immigrants’ paths, and the paths of those they leave behind, are never simple. Bhanoo takes us along on their complicated journeys where regret, hope, and triumph appear in disguise.

Book The Play

    Book Details:
  • Author : Elle Kennedy
  • Publisher : Elle Kennedy Inc.
  • Release : 2019-10-07
  • ISBN : 1999549759
  • Pages : 438 pages

Download or read book The Play written by Elle Kennedy and published by Elle Kennedy Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-07 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new standalone novel in the New York Times bestselling Briar U series! What I learned after last year’s distractions cost my hockey team our entire season? No more screwing up. No more screwing, period. As the new team captain, I need a new philosophy: hockey and school now, women later. Which means that I, Hunter Davenport, am officially going celibate…no matter how hard that makes things. But there’s nothing in the rulebook that says I can’t be friends with a woman. And I won’t lie—my new classmate Demi Davis is one cool chick. Her smart mouth is hot as hell, and so is the rest of her, but the fact that she’s got a boyfriend eliminates the temptation to touch her. Except three months into our friendship, Demi is single and looking for a rebound. And she’s making a play for me. Avoiding her is impossible. We’re paired up on a yearlong school project, but I’m confident I can resist her. We’d never work, anyway. Our backgrounds are too different, our goals aren’t aligned, and her parents hate my guts. Hooking up is a very bad idea. Now I just have to convince my body—and my heart.