Download or read book Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

Download or read book The Most Dangerous Animals written by Mark Shawe and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you love wild Animals? Does your heart start beating faster when you read about their predator habits? Do you feel like a hunter or a prey when you see their sharp teeth and strong legs? - Then check out this coloring book! This book is for kids 7-10, and even teens and young adults who enjoy coloring as a way of relaxing as well as learning interesting facts about the fauna of the world. In this Coloring Book you will find: 20 original realistic full-page images of wild animals on single-sided sheets to prevent bleed-through 40 interesting unusual facts about the animals images contain big and small details so that you can vary the pressure of the hand and alternate simple relaxing filling of wide spaces with intricate focused coloring of little parts of the picture This book is a part of the Animal Kaleidoscope series. There are 7 books: The Most Dangerous AnimalsThe Most Long-Living AnimalsThe Largest Animals in the WorldThe Endangered Animals. Red Data BookThe Most Beautiful and Amazing AnimalsZoo AnimalsA is for animals. Preschool alphabet coloring book. Grab your favorite tool: pencils, crayons, markers or paints, and start coloring! I hope you will enjoy my coloring book. I would appreciate it if you could leave a short comment in the review section. Cheers, Mark

Download or read book The Little Penis A Finger Puppet Parody Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Download or read book Animals Gone Wild A Coloring Book for Adults 31 Funny Colouring Pages of Humping Elephants Giraffes Llamas Monkeys More for Relaxa written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR Animals Gone Wild is a hilarious adult coloring book illustrated by a group of deviant animals and published by a hedonistic honey badger. Featuring 31 coloring pages full of carousing carnal creatures in flagrante delicto. Laugh your ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book FOR ADULTS ONLY. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (21.5cm x 28cm) pages

Download or read book Coloring for Grown Ups written by Ryan Hunter and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts

Download or read book Hot Cup of Joe written by Castle Point Books and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After years of sharing him with Barack, now you can have handsome and dependable Joe Biden all to yourself. Grab your colored pens and pencils and lose yourself in Hot Cup of Joe, an illustrated coloring fantasy featuring Joe Biden at his real and imagined best. Whether he’s waving to you from his beloved Amtrak train, sailing his boat in a patriotic speedo, or wrestling a bear, he’s always the working-class hero you know and love. · More than 35 unique, lifelike illustrations of Scranton’s finest · Let Joe Biden win your vote with his warmth, charm, and integrity · Trade empty, dirty politics for a meaningful relationship with Mr. Left-of-Right · Perforated pages let you pin your finished pictures on the wall, just like you pin your hopes and dreams on his leadership Enjoy this Hot Cup of Joe any way you like it: at home or on the go.

Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Download or read book The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick written by Heather Land and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-15 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.

Download or read book The People of Walmart com Adult Coloring Book written by Andrew Kipple and published by Day Drankin' Press. This book was released on 2016-09-30 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brought to you by the wildly popular website, PeopleofWalmart.com, this official adult coloring book performs VERY well on Amazon at $13.99. It is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes MILLIONS laugh. It is both beautiful and hilarious."

Download or read book Vajayjays written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-12-20 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOROUS Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of vaginas. Honey Badger Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Details: NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock

Download or read book The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay Coloring Book written by Relaxing Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you an adult who enjoys the fun side of life? Do you love things that are slightly risqué and a little bit naughty? This coloring book could be just what you need! Many adults now enjoy coloring in as a form of relaxation and there are many different books out there that provide all sorts of things to perfect their skills on, like complex designs, mandalas, and other intricate drawings. But what if you are a fan of the spicy side of life? What is there available for you? This adult coloring book, The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay, provides lots of images for adults that are based around a cartoon character of a woman's most sensitive parts and will provide you with: A relaxing pastime A means to relieve stress and tension An opportunity to practice long lost skills Improving accuracy and concentration Fun and interactive coloring Images that will bring a smile to your face And more... This fun coloring book, designed specifically for adults with a sense of humor is a great way of passing the time and unwinding after a long day and has plenty to keep your interest with 25 images that include skydiving, running a marathon, boxing, bungee jumping, and many more. Suitable as a gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, Christmas, and other occasions, The Big Adventures of the Cute Vajayjay is a great coloring book for anyone who loves the fun side of life.

Download or read book Images You Should Not Masturbate To written by Graham Johnson and published by Perigee Trade. This book was released on 2011 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier. Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure yourself. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Download or read book The Cookie Sutra written by and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring an unabashed gingerbread couple who are photographed in unflinching full color, this humorous book is a recipe for pleasure as the "Kama Sutra" meets the "Joy of Cooking."

Download or read book Whatever Karen written by Heather Land and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-09 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you work retail? Are you sick and tired of annoying and rude customers? If you're tired of "Karens" constantly ruining your day, color away your stress! This book contains 25 unique coloring pages of retail rants. From customers pulling sweaty money out of their bras to customers thinking the "back" must contain the entire universe, you'll find all of your favorite "Karen" rants in this book! Working retail can be extremely stressful, so why not relieve a little of it with this book? There's also 5 "Karen" paper Voodoo Dolls in the back of the book. You can color them to look like the Karen that wronged you! Then cut them out, rip them up, crumple them, or burn them! Take out your frustrations on these dolls! *The pages are single sided so you don't have to worry about markers bleeding through.*To prevent bleeding onto the next page, place a blank sheet behind the page you're working on if you're using markers*The pages are not perforated

Download or read book We re Going on a Bear Hunt written by Michael Rosen and published by Walker Books Limited. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We're going on a bear hunt. Through the long wavy grass, the thick oozy mud and the swirling, whirling snowstorm - will we find a bear today?

Download or read book Wild Animal Book for Kids written by Katie Henries-Meisner and published by Z Kids. This book was released on 2022-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color and learn awesome facts about the 25 most amazing wild animals—plus bonus trading cards! Meet 25 awesome wild animals from all over the world! This learn-through-coloring book provides kids with hours of coloring fun and teaches them exciting facts about these astonishing creatures at the same time. Did you know that crocodiles sometimes swallow stones to help digest their meals? That cheetahs can turn in midair while running? Or that dolphins name each other? Here’s what these animals look like, where they live—even what groups of them are called! Children will have fun coloring the wild animals, learning about them and their habitats, and becoming well-versed in the animal world. Wild Animal Book for Kids features: 50 age-appropriate illustrations, perfect for little hands. Learning while having coloring fun! Kids will discover amazing facts about each wild animal that they can share with family and friends. Classification, habitat, and group name for each animal. Bonus trading cards for kids to color and collect.