Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

Download or read book Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color, relax, and laugh with this hilariously funny adult coloring book! Makes the perfect gag gift for your favorite colorists, too! The Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book is filled with hilariously funny coloring pages of animals gone wild. The content in this book is NOT explicit. This coloring book makes a perfect gift for yourself so you can color, laugh, and relax. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! The Humping Animals Coloring Book makes an even better gift for your family, friends, coworkers, and gift exchanges such as the White Elephant or Secret Santa.

Download or read book Dry Humping written by Tawny Lara and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2023-09-19 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted, cheeky, and judgment-free handbook from sober sexpert Tawny Lara on how to have better sex, better dates, and better partnerships—without relying on alcohol! When you’re intimidated or overwhelmed, it’s easy to turn to alcohol to feel more relaxed and outgoing. But what if you want to cut back or cut out alcohol from your life? What do you do on dates? How do you soothe worries and hang-ups? And how the heck do you get up the nerve to be naked with someone new? In Dry Humping, you will learn how to have better dates, sex, and partnerships with tools like: Booze-free date ideas Scripts for awkward conversations Interviews with experts Thought-provoking prompts Perspectives from a diverse range of regular people And more! You don’t need alcohol to have a fun, carefree, fulfilling dating life. Dry Humping offers you the tools to step away from alcohol, for however long you want to, while also having more fun in and out of the bedroom.

Download or read book Dog Shaming written by Pascale Lemire and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

Download or read book Don t Go Crazy Without Me written by Deborah A. Lott and published by Red Hen Press. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman recounts coming of age in the shadow of her father’s mental illness in this “candid, unsettling portrait of madness and enduring love” (Kirkus). Deborah A. Lott grew upina Los Angeles suburb in the 1950s, under the sway of her outrageously eccentric father. A lay rabbi who enjoyed dressing up like Little Lord Fauntleroy, he taught her how to have fun. But he also taught her to fear germs, other children, and contamination from the world at large. Deborah was so deeply bonded to her father and his peculiar worldview that when he plunged from neurotic to full-blown psychotic, she nearly followed him. Sanity is not always a choice, but for sixteen-year-old Deborah, lines had to be drawn between reality and her own “overactive imagination.” She saved herself through an unconventional reading of Moby Dick, a deeply awkward sexual awakening, and entry into the world of political activism as a volunteer in Robert F. Kennedy’s Presidential campaign. After attending Kennedy’s last stop at the Ambassador Hotel the night of his assassination, Deborah would come to a new reckoning with loss. Ultimately, she would find her own path, and her own way of turning grief into love.

Download or read book Humping and Pooping Animals written by Prime Color and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-29 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ 2020 GAG GIFT OF THE YEAR! ★ - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (GRAB YOUR COPY WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Get Ready to Laugh your Ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book full of Animals Pooping and Going Crazy in Different Positions and Styles! We have all seen animals getting down. Maybe it was in a park, in a neighbor's yard, or watching our own pets shag each other in the comfort of our living rooms. But no matter where - or how often it happens - you have to admit it's F*CKING HILARIOUS! This adult coloring book recreates those moments while showcasing some that you may have never seen before! This book contains over 30 designs of such once in a lifetime sight of funny animals going wild and Pooping. To make you or your loved one's color and have fun. The book features Animals Pooping and Going Crazy in Different Positions and Styles! Designed to help you relax, laugh and relieve stress. Silly gag gift idea for men and women for all occasions such as Christmas, Mother's Day, college graduation birthdays, retirement, & more. Over 30 unique hand drawn designs that you will not find in stores. All the pages is worth the price of the coloring book.

Download or read book Let Dogs Be Dogs written by Monks of New Skete and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's foremost authorities on dog care and training distill decades of experience in a comprehensive "foundational" guide for dog owners. No matter what training method or techniques you use with your dog, the training is unlikely to be optimally successful unless it is predicated on an understanding of the dog's true nature. Dogs need food, water, exercise and play, rest, veterinary care -- the basics. But since dogs naturally want to be led, they also need focused and compassionate guidance. Through abundant stories and case studies, the authors reveal how canine nature manifests itself in various behaviors, some potentially disruptive to domestic accord, and show how in addressing these behaviors you can strengthen the bond with your dog as well as keep the peace. The promise of this book is that, especially in an ever-accelerating world filled with digital distractions, you can learn from your dog's example how to live in the moment, thereby enriching your life immeasurably.

Download or read book Animals Gone Wild A Coloring Book for Adults 31 Funny Colouring Pages of Humping Elephants Giraffes Llamas Monkeys More for Relaxa written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR Animals Gone Wild is a hilarious adult coloring book illustrated by a group of deviant animals and published by a hedonistic honey badger. Featuring 31 coloring pages full of carousing carnal creatures in flagrante delicto. Laugh your ass off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book FOR ADULTS ONLY. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (21.5cm x 28cm) pages

Download or read book The Little Penis A Finger Puppet Parody Book written by Craig Yoe and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2013-01-08 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Download or read book Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo Number 2 written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-05-22 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes bathroom quiz word finder sudoku mazes riddles word games finish the doodle bathroom reports Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! ★ Buy this as a gag gift for your Dad, as a present for your 'hard to buy for' brother or to raise a laugh from a teenage boy ★

Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.

Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Download or read book Cavoodle Puppy Training Book for Cavoodle Puppies By BoneUP DOG Training Are You Ready to Bone Up Easy Training Fast Results Cavoodle Puppy Book written by Karen Douglas Kane and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-05 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cavoodle Puppy Training Book for Cavoodle Puppies by Bone Up Dog Training. Are You Ready to Bone Up? Easy Training * Fast Results. Cavoodle Puppy Training Special *FREE* Bonus InsideAre You Ready to Train Your Cavoodle PuppyBecause, this Cavoodle Puppy Training Book and System begins From the Car Ride Home. Meaning, you can benefit right away, while achieving almost instantaneous, positive dog training results with this Cavoodle training book from day one. Even if you had your Cavoodle Puppy for a while now. Here's Why: You see, it's all about how you communicate directly with your dog. That is what makes the success difference in training your Cavoodle. It's that critical moment realized when you really begin to communicate directly with your dog on their level, and comprehension. There's a name for it too. It's called Dogmanship, and your dog craves it. Fact, it's the key difference in the Bone-Up dog training system that creates the Simple Steps that get you the Quick Results you're looking for - now. Now, and not some time, some-day, in some-future. Look Inside: Bone Up dog training is all about rewards-based clicker training using Dogmanship, a clicker, treats, praising and phrasing. All in a Simple Steps, Fast Results, Dog Training System for both new, and experienced dog owners.Guaranteed, Easy and Fast Results Dog Training: Including: Clicker, Treat TrainingThe Ultimate Results in Dog Training Basic Commands. All of them you could possibly need. Hand CuesThink about it! Have You Ever Been on the phone, while your dog is barking? Well, no more of that unnecessary nonsense with the Bone-Up Dog TrainingHand Cues. It's a powerful training tool to say the least. SocializingDog's love hanging out with friends too! Break Bad Dog BehaviorsSuch as: Barking, growling, peeing, pooping, chewing, begging, whining, rubbing, nipping, jumping, humping, rubbing, digging, running away, chasing, and all the rest, replaced with the best. Alpha Dog Important-Stuff-Here! Listen, Your dog craves the Alpha. It is either going to be him, or you. Here's how you become Alpha. It's Key. So, if you are ready to train your dog with the best of them, (like, the pros) then try my book right now. Go ahead ORDER NOW and I can promise you later today, you can and will begin to stop bad behaviors and replace them with dog obedience habits you're seeking to attain - NOW. Now, and not some-time, some-day, in some future, with some other so-called-system. Want Results Beginning Now?Order Today! And you will be so glad you decided to Boned-Up on it. (I promise you and I can guarantee it) And before you know it, you can attain that special bond and respectful, lifelong fun, loving relationship you want with your dog, and your new family, today. With care, Karen Douglas Kane, Author, Trainer of Cavoodle puppies Cavoodle Puppy, Cavoodle puppy training, Cavoodle, Cavoodle training book, Cavoodle puppy guide, Cavoodle puppies, Dog Training, Dog Training book, Cavoodle for dummies, Cavoodle book, pet supplies, potty training, Cavoodle puppy training, Cavoodle puppy

Download or read book Off the Leash written by Matthew Gilbert and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-07-29 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OFF THE LEASH is a group portrait of dog people, specifically the strange, wonderful, neurotic, and eccentric dog people who gather at Amory Park, overlooking Boston near Fenway Park. And it's about author Matthew Gilbert's transformation, after much fear and loathing of dogs and social groups, into one of those dog people with fur on their jackets, squeaky toys in their hands, and biscuits in their pockets. Gilbert, longtime TV critic at The Boston Globe, describes his reluctant trip into the dog park subculture, as the first-time owner of a stubbornly social Yellow Lab puppy named Toby. Like many Americans, he was happily accustomed to the safe distance of TV viewing and cell-phone web surfing, tethered to the digital leash. But the headstrong, play-obsessed Toby pulls him to Amory, and Amory becomes an exhilarating dose of presence for him. The joyous chaos of wrestling dogs and the park's cast of offbeat dog owners - the "pack of freaks" - gradually draw him into the here and now. At the dog park, the dog owners go off the leash, too. Dog-park life can be tense. When dogs fight, their owners - such as the reckless Charlotte - bare their teeth at each other, too. Amid the rollicking dog play, feelings tend to surface faster, unedited. But Gilbert shows how Amory is an idyllic microcosm, too, the home of enduring friendships and, as the droll but vulnerable Hayley knows, romantic crushes. Meeting daily, a gathering of dog owners can be like group therapy, or The Office, or a standup concert. As a TV critic, Matthew Gilbert is well-known by his readership for his humorous and wry writing style. A charming narrative that will appeal to anyone who has ever enjoyed watching a puppy scamper through a park, OFF THE LEASH is a paean to dog lovers and their pets everywhere, perfect for fans of Marley & Me and Merle's Door.

Download or read book Cat Behavior and Training written by Lowell J. Ackerman and published by TFH Publications. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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