Download or read book Humorous Anecdotes Random Sayings written by Margo Bellew and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Humorous Stories and Sayings Some True Some Almost True Some Just Funny written by Gerald A. Walford and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-15 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of humorous stories, mostly true.
Download or read book Witty Pieces by Witty People written by Various and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-08-10 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Witty Pieces by Witty People by various authors is a collection of the funniest sayings, best jokes, laughable anecdotes and jovial stories illustrated with amusing pictures, collected at the end of the 19th century.
Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
Download or read book My Not So Famous Humorous Quotes written by Kenny Keen and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-23 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous and witty book takes you through the everyday thoughts of the author who touches base on many subject matters that we all have in common and can relate to. Read his twisted but funny quotes about life, love, drinking, men, women, stupidity and some more risque subjects as well. These quotes are, "not so famous" which is why they will be fresh material for readers searching for much more than the same old quotes that's been read over and over. Some great examples are?" Men are simple to figure out, we are basically educated cavemen." and " Once you think life is great, you should yank out a nose hair to remind you that it's only temporary." So what are you waiting for... check it out!
Download or read book The Treasury of Modern Anecdote written by William Henry Davenport Adams and published by Legare Street Press. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of literary gems from some of the wittiest and most famous minds in history. It contains hundreds of anecdotes, jokes, and sayings that are sure to leave readers amused and entertained. From Mark Twain to Oscar Wilde, this treasury of modern anecdote is a must-read for anyone with a love of humor and wit. This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Download or read book 500 Humorous Quotes Sayings and Proverbial Twists written by Jack Maloney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: humorous quotes, sayings and proverbial twists
Download or read book Politically Correct My Ass written by Kevin L Hogan Rn Bsn Sas and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-02-19 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As we begin our journey down the path of enrichment, enlightenment and empowerment, let us pray for deliverance from the forces of ignorance and stupidity that rise up before us, and seek to destroy us: "Dominus ominus, exodous en massicus, afarious fromicus, all ye dumbassicus." Do you like that? I wrote it myself...and would you believe that I've never even studied Latin...
Download or read book Politically Correct My Ass written by Kevin L. Hogan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As we begin our journey down the path of enrichment, enlightenment and empowerment, let us pray for deliverance from the forces of ignorance and stupidity that rise up before us, and seek to destroy us: "Dominus ominus, exodous en massicus, afarious fromicus, all ye dumbassicus." Do you like that? I wrote it myself...and would you believe that I've never even studied Latin...
Download or read book Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings written by Bill Croswell and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-30 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings A collection of the world's most humorous quotes and sassy sayings; ready to tickle your funny bone, bring a smile to your face, or start the day right. Highlights include: Over a hundred laugh-out-loud quotes. Audacious and cheeky sayings. With easy-to-read, large print. Enjoy one a day or all at once. Makes a great gift. So, whether you're looking for a hilarious one-liner, gag, or giggle, check out what Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings has to offer. Order your copy today and let the FUN begin.
Download or read book Modern Anecdotes written by William Davenport Adams and published by Palala Press. This book was released on 2016-05-19 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Download or read book The Merry Companion for All Readers written by Merry and published by Legare Street Press. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightful collection of humorous anecdotes, perfect for anyone seeking to brighten up their day. Written in an easy-to-read style, this book contains a wide variety of jokes, stories, and witty observations that are sure to bring a smile to your face. This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Download or read book Get a Laugh written by Joseph Claro and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone needs to keep a sense of humor as we enter Y2K. Here's the perfect book to help us do it! Over 600 rib-ticklers -- including jokes, stories, quotes, and more -- take aim at American life, and nothing is sacred: along with jokes about in-laws and lawyers, here are real-life absurdities from the news, funny anecdotes about the workplace, and one-liners from famous (and infamous) people. A refreshing addition to any humor shelf, these jokes have a contemporary edge and are appropriate for any occasion. New jokes about modern life are perfect for speech-openers. Small format and good value make a great stocking-stuffer or impulse buy.
Download or read book The Random House Book of Jokes and Anecdotes written by Joseph Claro and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 1990 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Reader's Digest. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collected from one of the omst popular features of Reader's Digest magazine, this compliation of more than 1,000 all-new jokes, quotes, anecdotes, quips, and cartoons is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud each day. This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, quips, funny things kids say, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."
Download or read book Quick Quips and Quotes written by Daniel E. Josipovich and published by Bluebook. This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quips- A collection of sayings that tease all of your emotions. Some are witty, others are thought-provoking and even outrageously funny. Hire a teenager while he still knows everything. There are two great tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want and the other is getting what you want. Some days I feel like a three pound hen trying to lay a four pound egg. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. - Author.
Download or read book Random House Book of Jokes and Anecdotes written by Joseph Claro and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 1996 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A contemporary collection of over 1,000 jokes and anecdotes.
