Download or read book OK Boomer written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for (and about) every generation, from boomers to zoomers. Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar…and then things get tense. Fortunately, nothing can defuse tension like humor, and this book is packed with age (in)appropriate jokes for every generational stereotype. The old have been complaining about the young—and vice versa—for centuries. Whether you need a zinger for your cranky grandfather, a one-liner for your out-of-touch aunt, or a snarky comeback for a clueless millennial, OK, Boomer has it all. Enjoy . . . Jokes (How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to do it, and another two to talk about how much better the old one was) Riddles (Q: Why do boomers always pay with an exact amount? A: Because they’re afraid of change) Boomer Band/Millennial Mash-ups (James Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Macklemore, Steve Miller Band of Horses) Lists (Things that Still Exist Only Because of Boomers)
Download or read book Boomer Humor written by Glen Warner and published by . This book was released on 2011-06-09 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of jokes is written especially for all those Baby Boomers fast approaching their senior years. These jokes will keep you laughing for hours, that is, if you can remember where you put your reading glasses! * Sam, Joe and Ben, three boomers, go out for a walk. Sam says, ''Windy, isn't it?'' Joe says, ''No, it's Thursday.'' Ben says, ''So am I, let's go for a drink.'' * New pick up line: Do I come here often? * Betty and her husband Bob have been married for 30 years. On their 55th birthdays, a fairy appears before them and grants them each one wish. Betty says, ''I'd like to spend a month in Hawaii.'' POOF! Two tickets to Maui appear in her hands. Bob says, ''I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.'' POOF! He is suddenly 85.
Download or read book Humor for Boomers written by and published by Hallmark Gift Books. This book was released on 2012-06-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Humor for a Boomer s Heart written by Howard Books and published by Howard Books. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ninth book in the bestselling Humor for the Heart series, Humor for a Boomer's Heart is a collection of fifty original stories that take a humorous look at the ups and downs of all things boomer. The boomer market, one of the largest demographics in this country, is known for facing their advancing years head on with creativity, energy, innovation, and most of all, humor. Humor for a Boomer's Heart brings together fifty short, Chicken Soup-style stories, and perfect for brief readings anytime a lift is needed. Each entry is illustrated with hilarious cartoons that make the story even funnier. Baby boomers experience life as no other generation in our country's history: they are informed, enthusiastic, ready to beat the odds, and they love to laugh. These uplifting pages provide opportunities to laugh at life and inspire readers to enjoy each day to the fullest. Navigating through mid-life is an adventure that baby boomers are tackling with finesse, and Humor for a Boomer's Heart makes the perfect gift for any boomer who could use a little rest, relaxation, and refreshment.
Download or read book Boomer Humor written by Ed Fischer and published by Adventure Publications. This book was released on 2014-02-11 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It aches. It pains. It's getting old, and it's funny - from a certain perspective. Ed Fischer knows that only a person who's had a life of hard knocks can appreciate the sunny side of it all, and that's the reason for this book. Give someone a humor boost with hilarious cartoons, inspirational messages and a little trivia.
Download or read book BABY BOOMER HUMOR written by S. G. Soto and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2016-12-12 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As I have sat in my office solving my company's procurement woes, vendors, friends and colleagues would fax me jokes and funny stories. At first, I would read them and toss. Quickly, I decided they were too funny to throw away, so I started a file and have kept them all these years and have now felt that this is the time to share them with others of my age group. I think you will enjoy reading and sharing these lost gems as much as I have. - S. G. Soto
Download or read book It s Not OK Boomer written by Elon Meh and published by Mybad Books. This book was released on 2020-08-31 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BIBLE OF OVER 100 BOOMER MOCKS INCLUDING: Shit boomers say Boomer humor Enraged boomers Boomer logic and a smörgåsbord of so-called boomer wisdom that can only be met with one acceptable response - ok boomer. Self-amusement optional. Boomer tears guaranteed.
Download or read book Nobody Told Me written by Linda M. Penn and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-07 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light-hearted look at the things, good and not-so-good, that happen to us as we age. Are we Seniors (well, we're not in high school) or Baby Boomers? How do we cut our toenails if we can't reach them? What do we do about our gray hair and those wrinkles? Nobody told us or maybe we just didn't listen because we never thought it would happen to us! In Nobody Told Me!, you'll find 30 days' worth of humorous and constructive information about aging. And, maybe a smile or two!
Download or read book Boomerang Baby Boomer Humor From Today s Perspective written by Paul Bourassa and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-30 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's plenty of humor in what the Baby Boom generation's up to now. With a style reminiscent of Andy Rooney and Garrison Keillor, these "Musings" portray a lighthearted view of us now, with a sense of our Boomer roots. Using personal experiences, stories, and a slightly off-beat perspective, the goal is to chronicle the current Boomer Generation in a way that's engaging, humorous and uplifting.With titles like:Marty the Ant StomperThe Alley KingdomI'd Rather Have the Shingles on My RoofSex - The Revolution: We Started It! - Who Won?Catharsis - GesundheitFood and the Shoes I Would Rather Eat The Mouseketeers of Now - andThe Love Letteryou'll discover the focus isn't solely on at the past, since there's no threat that the history or lore of the Boomer Generation will ever disappear. Though, as paintings exposed to time and the elements, there's a danger the vivid colors have faded. This book emphasizes a unique approach, by looking at what's going on with this generation is now. We've never lost the ability to paint the world our way. Still, as we've traveled down our life paths, so much has gotten in the way of the expression of our Boomerism. Is there still time for it to return? In reading these musings, you'll discover that it can come back. Like a good Boomerang.
Download or read book Gut Busters and Belly Laughs written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
Download or read book OK Boomer written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prepare for your next family reunion with jokes that give a good-natured ribbing to people of every generation. You’ll be ready to face the horde at your next family get-together with this collection of age (in)appropriate jokes aimed at people of every generation. Whether you need a zinger for your cranky grandfather, a one-liner for your out-of-touch aunt, or a snarky comeback for a clueless millennial, OK, Boomer has what you need. This collection of all-new material includes jokes such as... How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to do it, and another two to talk about how much better the old one was. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to make an Instagram story of it, did it even happen? Boomer Band/Millennial Mash-ups: James Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Macklemore, Steve Miller Band of Horses.
Download or read book Laugh and Live written by Lenore Hirsch and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-02 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collection of humorous essays about aging.
Download or read book Yikes My Butt s Falling written by Aleta Pippin and published by Inner Sources. This book was released on 2000-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a style that's reminiscent of Erma Bombeck, this book takes a funny look at the aging trials and tribulations of Baby Boomers.
Download or read book Ok Boomer written by Ok Boomer and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-10 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This short Boomer-friendly notebook is the perfect gag meme gift to give to anyone over the age of 30! Features of this notebook include: Custom "belongs to" line with "Ok Boomer." line. Custom lined notebook pages starting with "Ok Boomer." for every page. 54 high-quality bright white pages with lines to not overwhelm Boomers. Sturdy and matte full color softbound cover 6 x 9" dimensions (5.24 x 22.86 cm); versatile & portable size for Boomers. Grab this book today and deliver it to your favorite Boomer!
Download or read book Boomers and Geezers Almost Survival Guide written by Ben Swilley and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-12-12 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are an older person with ailments that harass, fatigue and exhaust you every waking and most sleeping moments, I think you will enjoy this book. Old grouches need this book. So do younger pests. It will be good for you to take the laid-back approach for a change. Enjoy yourself. It was written for laughs in the genuine and honest belief that laughter can help you overcome many physical aches and pains. This is a book created by an old geezer solely to make the old geezer happy and, by transference, to make you and anyone else who reads this book happy. Boomers who are hitting the geezer stage can identify with this book. Buy it for them. Buy it for yourself. If it feels like life is body-slamming you every day you need a little merriment in your life. Lighten up and read this crazy book. I know what pain is and I also know the only way I can push it to the back of my mind and temporarily forget it each day is to laugh. Finding humor in my daily life makes life continue to be a joy. Give it a try. Read this book. Give humor and happiness a chance to enhance your life.
Download or read book Has Anyone Seen My Reading Glasses written by Pat Paciello and published by patpaciello.com. This book was released on 2006-04-21 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has Anyone Seen My Reading Glasses? offers a unique and fresh approach to the subject of Baby Boomer retirement. First, it's written by a Baby Boomer who is actually retired. Second, the book is long on humor and personal anecdotes, and short on statistical analysis. In the book, Pat covers topics that are not normally seen in the table of contents of most retirement books, such as Timesharing, Cruising, and the Women's perspective of Baby Boomer retirement. No matter how serious the subject matter, like Financial Strategy, or Long Term Care Insurance, Pat's goal is to simultaneously educate and entertain his audience.
Download or read book What Boomers Don t Know About Sex written by Linda Knaus and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "What You Don't Know About...." series from Meadowbrook pokes fun at the prospect of growing older and how life's later stages brings about many humorous changes. In the new What Boomers Don't Know About Sex.... you can laugh along as the (now) ageing baby boomer boy or girl answers spicy questions such as: What activity is sure to leave baby boomers sweating, moaning and breathing hard in the bedroom? Answer: Rearranging the furniture! A good birth control method for a middle-aged couple? Seeing each other naked!
