Download or read book HR Funny Side Up written by Elliott Witkin and published by Rector-Duncan. This book was released on 2005 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book You Can t Make This Sh t Up written by Denise Messineo and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Inebriated CoverUp. Revenge Bedlam. Lewd Felon. Vomit Comet. These sound like stories from your last night outnot ones that took place during your regular 9 to 5. Most jobs entail attending meetings, hitting deadlines, and collaborating with coworkers. If all goes well, you'll forget the HR department even exists. But what happens when the sales team gets drunk at lunch and destroys property? Or when two employees are caught sexting through company messages? After four decades as an HR executive in corporate America, Denise Messineo has seen it all. She's mediated conflicts, terminated employments, and bailed people out of jail. In this book, she's collected her most offthewall tales to share. Though she's changed names and companies to protect the guilty, everything in this collection is real. After all, you can't make this sh*t up! "
Download or read book Let s Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Download or read book HR Where s Your Freaking Sense of Humor written by Carol McBride and published by . This book was released on 2016-02-11 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's no wonder that human resources (HR) professionals don't run out of the office every day screaming the chorus of Marvin Gaye's acclaimed hit "Mercy, Mercy Me." Dealing with negative co-workers, management failures, involuntary terminations, conflict resolutions, bad bosses and surprise mergers and acquisitions are among the top 10 issues that are on HR's daily list of things to do. The sheer complexity of these issues have left people believing that HR professionals can't possible have a sense of humor when the list consist of serious matters that would make other professionals runaway and never return to work.Hence Carol McBride's inspiration for HR, Where's Your Freaking Sense of Humor, which is the first in a series of anecdotal creative nonfiction books about HR follies based on her personal experiences over the course of her 20-year HR career. She also draws inspiration from HR mentors, colleagues and friends who were there on the days when she faced HR issues and situations that were complex, mindboggling, heart-wrenching and downright treacherous. When asked how she navigated through the unique but trying situations and challenges, Carol simply states, "With a respectful sense of humor, of course." Each chapter is filled with moments that she believes all HR professionals, despite their tenure, can relate to and draw inspiration from or simply look back (or forward) and know that they are not alone on this tumultuous emotional HR roller coaster. Her mission is to alert HR professionals near and far that it's perfectly acceptable to have a sense of humor, even when dealing with some of the most serious HR dilemmas and drama queens and kings. Also included in each chapter are industry statistics, quotes from subject matter experts, HR best practices, and recommendations on how to navigate through challenging HR situations. As an added bonus, McBride also has includes hilarious cartoon illustrations that depict situations in the chapter to further invoke laughter and capture her humor. McBride presents technical HR topics in a non-technical way and makes this humorous and easy-to-read book more like a personal memoir with a happy ending. A comprehensive list of HR acronyms, lingo and resources round out HR, Where's Your Freaking Sense of Humor to make it the conversation starter for future HR meetings, seminars and roundtable discussions. McBride's goal and hopes for readers is that they will laugh, when the situation may make them feel like crying or giving up and throwing in the HR white towel. She wants to encourage HR generalists, specialists, business partners, analysts, directors and vice presidents to stay in the ring but remember to return to their respective corners (better known as HR colleagues, chapters, associations, or self-help groups) for words of encouragement. You see, HR professionals are among the best cut men and women in the business, and they will have plenty of Vaseline and Band-Aids to mend those proverbial cuts to the heart and confidence. Once the wounded are on the mend, compassionate HR professionals will advise their colleagues to get back in the ring and keep fighting for their internal customers (i.e. employees) that depend on them to fight all 12 rounds everyday. Readers will discover:*It is absolutely acceptable to have a sense of humor in HR.*How far HR has evolved-we've come a long way, baby! *There is no such thing as a typical day in HR-so be prepare for the HR roller coaster ride.*That demanding a seat at the decision-making table is not optional. It's required. So don't forget the dinner napkin for notes!*Why every HR professional needs at least one HR mantra to combat the impulse to wave the white surrender flag.*That HR professionals are known for being motivational fire starters.*How simple modifications to employee policies and best practices can keep their companies out of the court and help avoid threats by employees to sue the company.
Download or read book You re An Awesome HR Manager Keep That Shit Up written by Profession Humor Box and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny joke gift for your beloved HR Manager is a hilarious present that a Human Resources Manager would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome HR Manager with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift that shows how much they are appreciated. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.
Download or read book Encyclopedia of Associations written by Thomson Gale and published by Gale Cengage. This book was released on 2006-04 with total page 1338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to more than 22,000 national and international organizations, including: trade, business, and commercial; environmental and agricultural; legal, governmental, public administration, and military; engineering, technological, and natural and social sciences; educational; cultural; social welfare; health and medical; public affairs; fraternal, nationality, and ethnic; religious; veterans', hereditary, and patriotic; hobby and avocational; athletic and sports; labor unions, associations, and federations; chambers of commerce and trade and tourism; Greek letter and related organizations; and fan clubs.
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Download or read book Managing Human Resources in Small and Mid Sized Companies written by Diane Arthur and published by Amacom Books. This book was released on 2005-02-13 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a glut of human resources books aimed at large companies. But Managing Human Resources in Small and Mid-Sized Companies remains the only book to address the unique challenges confronting organizations in the 100 to 1,500 employee range. And it is now completely updated to reflect current legal requirements, compensation trends, advances in information management, and much more. This comprehensive, clearly written guide shows readers how to: * set up or expand a human resources department * recruit, interview, select, and orient new employees * establish compensation, benefits, and performance appraisal programs
Download or read book Armstrong s Handbook of Human Resource Management Practice written by Michael Armstrong and published by Kogan Page Publishers. This book was released on 2012-05-03 with total page 792 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Armstrong's Handbook of Human Resource Management is the classic text for all students and practitioners of HRM. Providing a complete resource for understanding and implementing HR in relation to the needs of the business as a whole, it includes in-depth coverage of all the key areas essential to the HR function.The 12th edition has been radically updated to create a cutting-edge textbook, which encourages and facilitates effective learning. Comprehensive online support material is provided for the instructor, student and now also the practitioner, providing a complete resource for teaching and self-learning. The text has been updated to include all the latest developments in HRM and now includes two new sections covering HR skills and toolkits.
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Download or read book I Love HR written by Shamil Hr Notebooks/Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: perfect notebook to keep track of data, ideas and therapy notes. Would also make a great graduation gift for the human resource employees . Printed on high-quality, pure white paper, single side of easy removal and no bleed through. Our Books are the perfect gift for any occasion, especially as Christmas gifts, for friends, lovers and family!! Perfect notebok to take control of meetings with the Meeting Notebook / Manager / journal. Take meeting minutes easily. Perfect Sized 7" x 10"Paper White paperPages 110 pages Cover: Soft cover (matte)
Download or read book Up the Organization written by Robert C. Townsend and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although it was first published more than thirty-five years ago, Up the Organization continues to top the lists of best business books by groups as diverse as the American Management Association, Strategy + Business (Booz Allen Hamilton), and The Wharton Center for Leadership and Change Management. 1-800-CEO-READ ranks Townsend’s bestseller first among eighty books that “every manager must read.” This commemorative edition offers a new generation the benefit of Robert Townsend’s timeless wisdom as well as reflections on his work and life by those who knew and worked with him. This groundbreaking book continues to remind us not to get mired in all those sacred organizational routines that stifle people and strangle both profits and profitability. He shows a way to humanize business and a way to have fun while making it all work better than it ever worked before.
Download or read book HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They re Stupid written by Creative Spirits Creative Spirits Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-24 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Unique and Meaningful Gag Gift! Cover: Soft Cover (Matte) Size: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: Blank Wide Ruled Lightly Lined White Paper 108 lined pages (54 front/back sheets) This gag gift notebook, 6"" x 9"" Wide Ruled Line Paper with 108 pages (54 front/back sheets) is the best funny Gifts idea, perfect for writing notes or keeping a diary life goals and dreams, task list organizer, goal tracker, habit tracker and journaling. This 108 non-perforated pages composition notebook includes 55 college wide ruled line double sided sheets that is perfect as: -Funny Gag Gifts for Men, Women -Appreciation Gifts -Thank You Gifts -Inspirational Quote Gifts -Funny Retirement Gift
Download or read book Heavenly Humor for the Woman s Soul written by Barbour Publishing and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2008-06-01 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a good laugh? Who doesn't? Find mirth and spiritual refreshment in Heavenly Humor for the Woman's Soul, a devotional drawn from well-known and up-and-coming humorists. Seventy-five readings tackle the real-life joys, trials, and embarrassments of women-giving each a hilarious twist. And every reading points you to the heavenly Father who knows all about you-and loves you completely.
Download or read book Advances in Myocardial Ischemia Research and Treatment 2013 Edition written by and published by ScholarlyEditions. This book was released on 2013-06-21 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Advances in Myocardial Ischemia Research and Treatment: 2013 Edition is a ScholarlyEditions™ book that delivers timely, authoritative, and comprehensive information about Myocardial Infarction. The editors have built Advances in Myocardial Ischemia Research and Treatment: 2013 Edition on the vast information databases of ScholarlyNews.™ You can expect the information about Myocardial Infarction in this book to be deeper than what you can access anywhere else, as well as consistently reliable, authoritative, informed, and relevant. The content of Advances in Myocardial Ischemia Research and Treatment: 2013 Edition has been produced by the world’s leading scientists, engineers, analysts, research institutions, and companies. All of the content is from peer-reviewed sources, and all of it is written, assembled, and edited by the editors at ScholarlyEditions™ and available exclusively from us. You now have a source you can cite with authority, confidence, and credibility. More information is available at http://www.ScholarlyEditions.com/.
Download or read book Last Lecture written by Perfection Learning Corporation and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
