Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book The Art of Farting written by Parviz Shirmohammadi and published by Parviz Shirmohammadi. This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.

Download or read book Fart for Freedom written by C.S. Davies and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.

Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!

Download or read book F A R T S made easy Light Bathroom Reading written by and published by JG Ullrich. This book was released on with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Fart Out Loud written by Priyaji Peiris and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-02 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the day you are born, you are told to follow a book of rules. In my teen years, I was told, "You have two options. Become a doctor or an engineer. If you can't do either one of those, at least you could be a lawyer." But it gets better. To reinforce the importance of succeeding in a career that was decided by others, I was instructed, "All you have to do is study hard, get a degree, and find a job. Then you will be able to buy a house and a nice car. You will be well respected." No pressure at all. This is the norm: become like the person next to you to be successful. Then society will accept you. We have built a robust system to support all of it-from education to career to the grave. The problem with this system is that it's getting old. Five decades ago, if you follow the path, you would make it to the top. But no longer. Over the last couple of decades, we have seen drastic changes in our society due to improvements in technology. There are more startups in this world than ever before-a plethora of career paths for us to explore. Sitting at a desk and waiting for your manager to offer you a promotion might not work anymore. Is the promotion years overdue? Does the least qualified person get the pat on the back. Does it seem like you are invisible? Whether it's an interview or meeting, you have to show what you are worth. So ... fart out in style! This book is for those trying to find a way to get past those interviews, gain that promotion, and achieve great career heights. It will help you master the art of showing how good you are through making simple observations and adopting those tactics to navigate corporate politics. You will learn to fart out loud to be successful in your career, gain visibility and achieve what you deserve. "We get limited opportunities in our careers to pursue the goals we dream. There are no shortcuts, but if we know how to fart at the right places, at the right times, we are a step ahead of the rest."

Download or read book Being a Dad written by Dale Alderman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-11 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a hilarious journey through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan. Based on actual events that occurred over seven years, Dale presents a collection of funny stories including: Breast Pads and Nipple Cream Honey, I Shrunk My Underpants Stinkerhead Stop It, Quit It, Stop It, Quit It The Farmer Cuts the Cheese Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant. From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, Dale takes normal daily activities and turns them into wild escapades. Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves Being A Dad.

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Villager written by M.T. Lott and published by Eclectic Esquire Media, LLC. This book was released on 2019-05-25 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.Why? He has no idea. All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas! All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad. But when his fourth-grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how Bartholomew learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents. ***Please note: This book is inspired by Minecraft and is NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT BOOK. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Download or read book You re Joking written by Tom E. Moffatt and published by Tom E. Moffatt. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Convert your jokes into laughter! This fun and informative book provides all the skills you need to find and deliver the perfect joke, including: Safe searching to build a repertoire Choosing appropriate jokes for the audience and situation Optimising your body-language, expression and timing Armed with 101 hilarious practice examples, your jokes will finally get the laughter and applause they deserve. Perfect for joke-lovers aged eight and up.

Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”

Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

Download or read book Brain Farts written by Sally Gillard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve ever given up on a goal, backed away from an opportunity or simply not attempted something because you didn’t believe you had the skills, attributes or ability, chances are you have already got a ‘brain fart’ problem. ‘Brain farts’ are little blips in our mind that stop us from achieving. They occur in us all, it’s what we do to manage them that matters. In this practical and fun book, personal development coach Sally Gillard introduces us to the F.A.R.T system. (Feelings) You won’t win if you are scared of the race (Attitude) You won’t win if you are negative (Responses) You won’t win if you don’t compete (Thoughts) You won’t win if you tell yourself you can’t “Make your FARTs smell like roses and you will succeed in whatever you set out to achieve!” Simple techniques are explored for overcoming negative feelings and thoughts that can be experienced when we are striving for a goal or experiencing change. The strategies work and can be instantly applied for immediate results. If you are serious about achieving your dreams and goals then Brain F.A.R.T.S is the perfect place to start.

Download or read book Attention This Book Will Make You Money written by Jim F. Kukral and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2010-07-16 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drive Web traffic and take your business into the future In todays social Web marketplace, attention equals revenue. When you direct more attention online to your brand or business, you drive more long-term revenue. Regardless of who you are or how small your business is, you can have a huge impact using free Internet tools...provided you understand and correctly apply the latest techniques. Attention! gives you an educational and motivational guide to using social media to market your brand or business online. In three parts, you'll discover everything you need to know to get off the ground and thrive in the social mediasphere, including The tools, techniques and tricks to get attention online and turn that attention into profit The theory behind the importance of making your mark on the Internet How other businesses and individuals made money from online marketing Whether you're just starting your business, just moving it online, or already established and looking to take your business to the next level, Attention! is the key to success.

Download or read book Everything in Between written by Christopher Bryan Harmon and published by Christopher Bryan Harmon. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young African American girl moves from the inner city of Newport News, Virginia to the neighboring town of Williamsburg where she meets a white boy with a troubled home life. The two find a bond while learning to deal with the world around them during the early 90's. *This book contains mature content.

Download or read book Running Ultras written by Scott Ludwig and published by Meyer & Meyer Verlag. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book chronicles the author’s journey (the training, the races and the people he met along the way) to complete his personal quest of running four major ultramarathons: The JFK 50-Mile Run, Badwater Ultramarathon, Western States Endurance Run, and the Comrades Marathon.