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Book How to Deal with Messy Meal Times  Tips for Easy Cleanup

Download or read book How to Deal with Messy Meal Times Tips for Easy Cleanup written by Aurora Brooks and published by BabyDreamers.net. This book was released on 101-01-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you tired of the never-ending mess that comes with meal times? Do you find yourself spending hours cleaning up after your family's messy eating habits? Look no further! "How to Deal with Messy Meal Times: Tips for Easy Cleanup" is here to help you conquer the chaos and make meal times a breeze. In this short read book, you will find a wealth of practical tips and tricks to keep your kitchen clean and organized. From preparation to post-meal cleanup, this book covers it all. With a comprehensive table of contents, you can easily navigate through the chapters and find the solutions that work best for you. The first section of the book, "Preparation is Key," emphasizes the importance of setting yourself up for success. Learn how to plan ahead and create a smooth mealtime experience. Discover the benefits of using protective measures, such as tablecloths and placemats, to prevent spills and stains. Next, explore the chapter on "Opt for Easy-to-Clean Dishes and Utensils." Discover the advantages of using silicone or plastic plates and non-stick cookware. These simple switches can make a world of difference when it comes to cleaning up after a meal. Contain the mess with spill-proof cups and waterproof bibs, as suggested in the chapter "Contain the Mess." Encourage neat eating habits by teaching proper utensil use and practicing slow and controlled eating. These habits not only promote cleanliness but also improve digestion. The book also provides valuable advice on cleaning as you go. Learn how to have cleaning supplies handy and wipe surfaces regularly to maintain a tidy kitchen. Involve the whole family in the cleanup process and establish a post-meal routine that assigns specific tasks to each family member. To make cleanup more enjoyable, the book suggests turning it into a fun activity. Play music or sing songs while cleaning, or even turn it into a game. By making cleanup fun, you can transform it from a chore into a bonding experience. Still have questions? The book concludes with a section of frequently asked questions, addressing common concerns and providing additional guidance. Don't miss out on this opportunity to transform your messy meal times into stress-free experiences. Get your copy of "How to Deal with Messy Meal Times: Tips for Easy Cleanup" today and say goodbye to the never-ending cleanup struggle. Plus, as a bonus, you will receive "How To Be A Super Mom" absolutely free! This title is a short read. A Short Read is a type of book that is designed to be read in one quick sitting. These no fluff books are perfect for people who want an overview about a subject in a short period of time. Table of Contents How to Deal with Messy Meal Times: Tips for Easy Cleanup Preparation is Key Use Protective Measures Invest in Washable Tablecloths Choose Easy-to-Clean Placemats Opt for Easy-to-Clean Dishes and Utensils Consider Silicone or Plastic Plates Use Non-Stick Cookware Contain the Mess Try Spill-Proof Cups Use Waterproof Bibs Encourage Neat Eating Habits Teach Proper Utensil Use Practice Slow and Controlled Eating Clean as You Go Have Cleaning Supplies Handy Wipe Surfaces Regularly Involve the Whole Family Create a Cleanup Routine Assign Specific Cleanup Tasks Utilize Time-Saving Gadgets Invest in a Dishwasher Use Kitchen Cleaning Tools Establish a Post-Meal Cleanup Routine Clear the Table Immediately Wash Dishes and Utensils Promptly Make Cleanup Fun Play Music or Sing Songs Turn Cleanup into a Game Frequently Asked Questions

Book Zero to Five

Download or read book Zero to Five written by Tracy Cutchlow and published by Pear Press. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you’re a new parent, the miracle of life might not always feel so miraculous. Maybe your latest 2:00 a.m., 2:45 a.m., and 3:30 a.m. wake-up calls have left you wondering how “sleep like a baby” ever became a figure of speech—and what the options are for restoring your sanity. Or your child just left bite marks on someone, and you’re wondering how to handle it. First-time mom Tracy Cutchlow knows what you’re going through. In Zero to Five: 70 Essential Parenting Tips Based on Science (and What I’ve Learned So Far), she takes dozens of parenting tips based on scientific research and distills them into something you can easily digest during one of your two-minute-long breaks in the day. The pages are beautifully illustrated by award-winning photojournalist Betty Udesen. Combining the warmth of a best friend with a straightforward style, Tracy addresses questions such as: Should I talk to my pregnant belly / newborn? Is that going to feel weird? (Yes, and absolutely.) How do I help baby sleep well? (Start with the 45-minute rule.) How can I instill a love of learning in my child? (By using specific types of praise and criticism.) What will boost my child’s success in school? (Play that requires self-control, like make-believe.) My baby loves videos and cell-phone games. That’s cool, right? (If you play, too.) What tamps down temper tantrums? (Naming emotions out loud.) My sweet baby just hit a playmate / lied to me about un-potting the plant / talked back. Now what? (Choose one of three logical consequences.) How do I get through an entire day of this? (With help. Lots of help.) Who knew babies were so funny? (They are!) Whether you read the book front to back or skip around, Zero to Five will help you make the best of the tantrums (yours and baby’s), moments of pure joy, and other surprises along the totally-worth-it journey of parenting.

Book Kids Cook Real Food

    Book Details:
  • Author : Katie Kimball
  • Publisher : Kitchen Stewardship
  • Release : 2017-05-19
  • ISBN : 9781947031753
  • Pages : pages

Download or read book Kids Cook Real Food written by Katie Kimball and published by Kitchen Stewardship. This book was released on 2017-05-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want your kids to be hard-working, independent, healthy adults? You can do it all while making dinner - together.The Kids Cook Real Food cooking class curriculum will help your children discover and nurture their strengths, learn how to make something out of ingredients without anyone else's help, and know how to feed themselves healthy food as they grow into adulthood.You don't have to focus on every detail (because I've already done that for you), so you can focus on making cooking a path to true self-esteem and self-realization for every one of your children, ultimately guiding their life decisions later on.

Book No Bad Kids

Download or read book No Bad Kids written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern classic on the gentle art of discipline for toddlers, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of Elevating Child Care “No Bad Kids provides practical ways to respond to the challenges of toddlerhood while nurturing a respectful relationship with your child.”—Tina Payne Bryson, PhD, co-author of The Whole-Brain Child and No-Drama Discipline Janet Lansbury is unique among parenting experts. As a RIE teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, her advice is not based solely on formal studies and the research of others, but also on her more than twenty years of hands-on experience guiding hundreds of parents and their toddlers. A collection of her most popular articles about toddler behavior, No Bad Kids presents her signature approach to discipline, which she sees as a parent’s act of compassion and love for a child. Full of wisdom and encouragement, it covers common toddler concerns such as: • Why toddlers need clear boundaries—and how to set them without yelling • What's going on when they bite, hit, kick, tantrum, whine, and talk back • Advice for parenting a strong-willed child • How to be a gentle leader, and Lansbury’s secret for staying calm For parents who are anticipating or experiencing those critical years when toddlers are developmentally obliged to test the limits of our patience and love, No Bad Kids is a practical, indispensable resource for putting respectful discipline into action.

Book Clean My Space

    Book Details:
  • Author : Melissa Maker
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2017-03-07
  • ISBN : 0735214670
  • Pages : 218 pages

Download or read book Clean My Space written by Melissa Maker and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wildly popular YouTube star behind Clean My Space presents the breakthrough solution to cleaning better with less effort Melissa Maker is beloved by fans all over the world for her completely re-engineered approach to cleaning. As the dynamic new authority on home and living, Melissa knows that to invest any of our precious time in cleaning, we need to see big, long-lasting results. So, she developed her method to help us get the most out of our effort and keep our homes fresh and welcoming every day. In her long-awaited debut book, she shares her revolutionary 3-step solution: • Identify the most important areas (MIAs) in your home that need attention • Select the proper products, tools, and techniques (PTT) for the job • Implement these new cleaning routines so that they stick Clean My Space takes the chore out of cleaning with Melissa’s incredible tips and cleaning hacks (the power of pretreating!) her lightning fast 5-10 minute “express clean” routines for every room when time is tightest, and her techniques for cleaning even the most daunting places and spaces. And a big bonus: Melissa gives guidance on the best non-toxic, eco-conscious cleaning products and offers natural cleaning solution recipes you can make at home using essential oils to soothe and refresh. With Melissa’s simple groundbreaking method you can truly live in a cleaner, more cheerful, and calming home all the time.

Book Positive Discipline A Z

Download or read book Positive Discipline A Z written by Jane Nelsen, Ed.D. and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2007-03-27 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a parent, you face one of the most challenging—and rewarding—roles of your life. No matter how much you love your child, there will still be moments filled with anger, frustration, and, at times, desperation. What do you do? Over the years, millions of parents just like you have come to trust the Positive Discipline series for its consistent, commonsense approach to child rearing. In this completely updated edition of Positive Discipline A–Z, you will learn how to use methods to raise a child who is responsible, respectful, and resourceful. You’ll find practical solutions to such parenting challenges as: - Sibling Rivalry - Bedtime Hassles - School Problems - Getting Chores Done - ADHD ·Eating Problems - Procrastination - Whining - Tattling and Lying - Homework Battles - And Dozens More! This newly revised and expanded third edition contains up-to-the-minute information on sleeping through the night, back talk, and lack of motivation as well as tips on diet, exercise, and obesity prevention, and new approaches to parenting in the age of computers and cell phones.

Book Living Well  Spending Less

Download or read book Living Well Spending Less written by Ruth Soukup and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2014-12-30 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you struggle to simplify your life and wish you could savor the here and now, this book is a must-read.” —Crystal Paine, founder of MoneySavingMom.com and New York Times–bestselling author Have you ever felt that your life—and budget—is spiraling out of control? Do you sometimes wish you could pull yourself together but wonder exactly how to manage all the scattered pieces of a chaotic life? Is it possible to find balance? In a word, yes. Ruth Soukup knows firsthand how stressful an unorganized life and budget can be. Through personal stories, biblical truth, and practical action plans, she will inspire you to make real and lasting changes to your personal goals, home, and finances. With honesty and the wisdom of someone who has been there, Ruth will help you: Discover your “sweet spot” —that place where your talents and abilities intersect. Take back your time and schedule by making simple shifts in your daily habits. Reduce stress in your home and family by clearing out the clutter. Stop busting your budget and learn to cut your grocery bill in half. This book provides real and practical solutions from someone who has been there. Ruth doesn’t just offer advice, she walks it with you, and shares with brutal honesty her own mistakes, failures, and shortcomings. It is encouraging, motivating, and life-changing. “An inspiring book full of step-by-step instructions and spiritual wisdom. I love how Ruth is transparent about her mistakes as she leads us to reevaluate our priorities. This book is a great biblical guide to living well and finding joy!” —Courtney Joseph, founder of Women Living Well Ministries

Book Elevating Child Care

Download or read book Elevating Child Care written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.

Book Dad s Guide to Raising Twins

Download or read book Dad s Guide to Raising Twins written by Joe Rawlinson and published by Texadero LLC. This book was released on 2015-02-25 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You survived the twin pregnancy and have brought the twins home. Now the real adventure begins. This guide will walk you though the challenging and exciting aspects of raising twins. You can thrive as a father of twins even during the crazy early years with twins. In this book, you’ll learn how to: * Keep balance in your personal life with twinsÏ * Juggle work and family life * Feed your twins and get them on a schedule * Get your twins to sleep through the night * Keep your twins healthy and deal with inevitable sick kids * Encourage individuality in your twins * Teach your twins to be self-sufficient * Keep your other kid(s) happy along the way * Escape diapers and potty train your twins * Travel with twins * Create and capture memories with your twins Joe's first book for fathers of twins, the "Dad's Guide to Twins," got you ready for your twins' arrival. This companion book continues the journey and helps you from the moment you get the twins home. It guides you through what to expect and how to handle those precious twins through the first couple of years. If you are expecting twins, have newborns, or are struggling through that first year (or more) with twins, this book is for you. You'll find tips and tricks to tackle each stage of your twins' development plus ideas to improve what you're already doing.

Book Dad s Guide to Twins

    Book Details:
  • Author : Joe Rawlinson
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 2013-04-03
  • ISBN : 9781482372274
  • Pages : 0 pages

Download or read book Dad s Guide to Twins written by Joe Rawlinson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you find out that you are expecting twins, you are in total shock. Your mind races with a million questions and you start to stress out about what to do to get ready. This guide will help you be prepared and ready to tackle life the next several months without having to wade through a lengthy book you don't have time to read.

Book Clean Eating Made Simple

    Book Details:
  • Author : Rockridge Press
  • Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
  • Release : 2014-06-05
  • ISBN : 1623154022
  • Pages : 309 pages

Download or read book Clean Eating Made Simple written by Rockridge Press and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how uncomplicated your life and diet can be with unprocessed and unrefined foods from Clean Eating Made Simple. Eating healthy doesn't have to be complicated. Clean Eating Made Simple will walk you through the basics of a life-changing clean eating diet, with common sense guidelines and over 110 healthy recipes that will not leave you feeling deprived. With an easy-to-follow clean eating meal plan and handy nutritional breakdowns, Clean Eating Made Simple helps you change the way you eat, and the way you feel, by simply returning to eating whole, natural foods and fresh produce. Clean Eating Made Simple helps you adopt healthy changes easily—and permanently—with: A Weekly Meal Plan helping you transition to a clean eating diet Over 110 Recipes serving clean eating meals for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, with nutritional information for every recipe An Essential Introduction covering the fundamentals and health benefits of clean eating Handy Tips for adapting each recipe for your personal dietary needs, including vegetarian or vegan, low-sodium, FODMAP, gluten-free, and nightshade-free Clean eating recipes include: Coconut Quinoa Porridge, Barley Kale Risotto, Lemon Tuna Patties, Pork Tenderloin with Squash Salsa, Strawberry Crisp, and much more! Clean Eating Made Simple will help you improve your health and maximize your energy by simply enjoying natural, whole foods.

Book Simply Clean

    Book Details:
  • Author : Becky Rapinchuk
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 2017-03-21
  • ISBN : 1501158791
  • Pages : 272 pages

Download or read book Simply Clean written by Becky Rapinchuk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter how big your home or busy your schedule, Rapinchuk believes that in just ten minutes a day your can keep your house clean and decluttered. She shares her system to turn cleaning from a chore into an effortless habit, and also shares recipes for organic, environmentally conscious cleaning supplies.

Book The Self Driven Child

    Book Details:
  • Author : William Stixrud, PhD
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 2019-02-12
  • ISBN : 0735222525
  • Pages : 385 pages

Download or read book The Self Driven Child written by William Stixrud, PhD and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Instead of trusting kids with choices . . . many parents insist on micromanaging everything from homework to friendships. For these parents, Stixrud and Johnson have a simple message: Stop.” —NPR “This humane, thoughtful book turns the latest brain science into valuable practical advice for parents.” —Paul Tough, New York Times bestselling author of How Children Succeed A few years ago, Bill Stixrud and Ned Johnson started noticing the same problem from different angles: Even high-performing kids were coming to them acutely stressed and lacking motivation. Many complained they had no control over their lives. Some stumbled in high school or hit college and unraveled. Bill is a clinical neuropsychologist who helps kids gripped by anxiety or struggling to learn. Ned is a motivational coach who runs an elite tutoring service. Together they discovered that the best antidote to stress is to give kids more of a sense of control over their lives. But this doesn't mean giving up your authority as a parent. In this groundbreaking book they reveal how you can actively help your child to sculpt a brain that is resilient, and ready to take on new challenges. The Self-Driven Child offers a combination of cutting-edge brain science, the latest discoveries in behavioral therapy, and case studies drawn from the thousands of kids and teens Bill and Ned have helped over the years to teach you how to set your child on the real road to success. As parents, we can only drive our kids so far. At some point, they will have to take the wheel and map out their own path. But there is a lot you can do before then to help them tackle the road ahead with resilience and imagination.

Book Cluttered Mess to Organized Success Workbook

Download or read book Cluttered Mess to Organized Success Workbook written by Cassandra Aarssen and published by Mango. This book was released on 2023-05-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Declutter Your Life with the Host of HGTV's HOT MESS HOUSE "This book not only provides helpful tips and advice, but it is jam packed with over a hundred worksheets, forms, labels, schedules and everything else you need to organize your life." ―BeautyLovesBooze # 1 Best Seller in Home Improvements Reference, Guided Journals, Small Homes & Cottages, Small Spaces, Decorating & Furnishings, and Remodeling & Renovation Declutter Your Home and Declutter Your Life Organize your life. Do you dream of getting organized, but have no idea where to start? Cluttered Mess to Organized Success: Declutter and Organize your Home and Life with over 100 Checklists and Worksheets offers you everything you need to organize your home, family, and your time. This book not only provides helpful tips and advice, but it is jam packed with over 100 worksheets, forms, labels, schedules, and everything else you need to organize your life. Declutter your life on your way to happiness. Cassandra Aarssen is a Professional Organizer and creator of the successful blog and YouTube channel, ClutterBug. After struggling for years with chaos and clutter, Cassandra transformed her home and her life through organization. Cassandra's debut book, Real Life Organizing has been inspiring families from all over the world to get control of their clutter and fall in love with their home all over again. She now shares more of her favorite organizing tips, tricks, and secrets in Cluttered Mess to Organized Success so you can declutter your way to happiness. Inside discover home organizing tips that: Can make your goals and dreams come true Allow you to get more done in less time Transform you home into a happy, clean, and clutter-free environment Also read Cas Aarssen's other bestselling home organizing books, The Clutter Connection and The Declutter Challenge.

Book Messy Minimalism

    Book Details:
  • Author : Rachelle Crawford
  • Publisher : Broadleaf Books
  • Release : 2021-12-07
  • ISBN : 1506466877
  • Pages : 217 pages

Download or read book Messy Minimalism written by Rachelle Crawford and published by Broadleaf Books . This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think minimalism means a perfectly curated, always tidy home? Think again. Drowning in tides of toys, overflowing closets, and a crazy schedule, Rachelle Crawford assumed you had to be naturally organized to keep a tidy living space. Then she found minimalism: the messy, real-life kind, that is less about perfection and more about purpose. Thus began a journey toward decluttering her home, calendar, and soul. With empathy, grace, and humor, Crawford--who curates the popular Abundant Life with Less site--shares doable ways to own less and live more fully. Laying out practical strategies for reducing waste, curbing consumption, decluttering, and finding lots more joy, Crawford offers no-nonsense solutions for the rest of us. Learn to become a more conscious consumer, create a capsule wardrobe, inspire family members to join you, free up more time for the things that matter, and create a tidy(ish) home. The messy minimalist way is a no-judgment zone, one in which we learn sustainable habits and grace-based practices. It's about living lightly on the earth and making room for purpose. Becoming a messy minimalist is not about turning into someone else; it's about clearing away clutter and expectations to unearth who you really are. It's about carrying fewer things so that we find ourselves holding onto what truly matters.

Book Unf ck Your Habitat

    Book Details:
  • Author : Rachel Hoffman
  • Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
  • Release : 2017-01-03
  • ISBN : 1250102960
  • Pages : 222 pages

Download or read book Unf ck Your Habitat written by Rachel Hoffman and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The perfect housekeeping guide for somebody who is overwhelmed with their mess and can’t figure out how to start." –Lifehacker “An accessible guide on how to clean for normal people." –Livestrong "It actually changed my life and my home; I’m serious." –Book Riot Finally, a housekeeping and organizational system developed for those of us who'd describe our current living situation as a “f*cking mess” that we're desperate to fix. Unf*ck Your Habitat is for anyone who has been left behind by traditional aspirational systems. The ones that ignore single people with full-time jobs; people without kids but living with roommates; and people with mental illnesses or physical limitations. Most organizational books are aimed at traditional homemakers, DIYers, and people who seem to have unimaginable amounts of free time. They assume we all iron our sheets, have linen napkins to match our table runners, and can keep plants alive for longer than a week. Basically, they ignore most of us living here in the real world! Interspersed with lists and challenges, this practical, no-nonsense advice relies on a 20/10 system (20 minutes of cleaning followed by a 10-minute break; no marathon cleaning allowed) to help you develop lifelong habits. It motivates you to embrace a new lifestyle in manageable sections so you can actually start applying the tactics as you progress. For everyone stuck between The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up and Adulting, this philosophy is more realistic than aspirational, but the goal is the same: not everyone will have a showcase of a home, but whatever your habitat, you deserve for it to bring you happiness, not stress.

Book Toddlers Are A  holes

    Book Details:
  • Author : Bunmi Laditan
  • Publisher : Workman Publishing
  • Release : 2015-04-07
  • ISBN : 076118564X
  • Pages : 177 pages

Download or read book Toddlers Are A holes written by Bunmi Laditan and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.