Download or read book How Rainbows Are Made Unicorn Farts written by Your Quirky Aunt and published by Your Quirky Aunt. This book was released on 2018-09-28 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all wondered how rainbows are created!! Our teachers told us stuff about light rays and wavelengths but we know that is just made up hogwash. This book gives a sneak peek into the truth of how Rainbows are ACTUALLY made.....Unicorn Farts. That's right! Not only do we let you in on the secret, but we also have created coloring pages so anyone who wishes can color these cute little toots. Who can you give it to for a Christmas present? You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! Your sassy Niece - Finally something up her alley The Girl that Laughs a Lot - It's easy to make her laugh, now just imagine what a coloring book full of unicorns farting will do! P.S: This book is also perfect for a stocking stuffer for kids, girls or even toddlers.

Download or read book How Rainbows Are Made Unicorn Farts written by Your Quirky Aunt and published by Your Quirky Aunt. This book was released on 2018-10-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Unicorn Farts and Glitter Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J Pouch written by AW Cross and published by Glory Box Press. This book was released on 2016-08-02 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what? Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully. Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to: •Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch •Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care •Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence •Dress, eat, and have sex •Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital •Use social media and parley with non-pouchers Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you. If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK! "I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer

Download or read book Rainbows Fart Unicorns written by Emmitt Blomberg and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-10 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are unicorns real? How are they created and why are people so skeptical about their existence? Find the answer to all your burning questions in Rainbows Fart Unicorns!

Download or read book My Unicorn Farts Glitter written by Suzanne Barton and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My unicorn is an icky, sticky disaster area, from his silly, sparkly horn to his polka dot bottom. But despite the stink, the sneezes and snores, I love him loads and he loves me more. My Unicorn Farts Glitter is a funny, warm-hearted and often painfully honest tale of sibling love and farty bath-times.

Download or read book Home Made in the Oven written by Yvette van Boven and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arranged month by month, more than eighty simple seasonal recipes for dishes you can make in the oven. Every week, Yvette van Boven develops a new oven recipe for her magazine column. The recipes are seasonal, delicious, and most importantly, really simple—and now, they’re collected in her latest cookbook: Home Made in the Oven. What is van Boven serving up fresh from her oven this time? How about autumnal stuffed Portobello mushrooms, a freshly baked plum pie, or cabbage rolls with caraway and hazelnuts? Alongside the more than eighty recipes you’ll also find her annotated illustrations and photographs of finished dishes. For van Boven, everything belongs in the oven: vegetables, meat, fish, pizza, stews, and of course, sweets! These easy recipes are sure to provide you with plenty of tips, tricks, and inspiration for cooking in your oven.

Download or read book Fairy the Farting Unicorn written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Unicorn Farts written by Kelli Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn illustrations that tell the secret story of these amazing mystical creatures. Their colorful world combines the seemingly mystical grace of unicorns with the down to earth humor of passing gas in an adorable story that will help any child understand that beauty and grace can coexist with normal bodily functions. You'll both enjoy these entertaining unicorn exploits and it is likely to become one of your favorite bedtime story books. You'll find yourself chuckling over this funny picture book long after it's finished! This funny picture book for children is perfect for: Girls and BoysReading aloud Bedtime stories Preschool Early readers Children who love Unicorns Kids (and grown-ups) who think farts are funny

Download or read book It s Okay to Be a Unicorn written by Jason Tharp and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inspiring picture book, Jason Tharp’s It’s Okay To Be A Unicorn! features a unicorn pretending to be a horse—until he learns to embrace his true self. Cornelius J. Sparklesteed is known among all the other horses in Hoofington for his beautiful and creative handmade hats. But Cornelius is hiding a secret under his own tall, pointy hat: He’s really a unicorn. Hoofington is a friendly place, but its horses pass on lots of mean rumors about unicorns. When Cornelius is chosen to perform for this year’s Hoofapalooza, will he find the courage to show everyone his unicorniness? It's Okay To Be A Unicorn! is an inspiring story about the rainbow magic of kindness. An Imprint Book “Tharp's good-natured fable is bright and rainbow-y . . . will resonate with any who have felt 'other.'” —Kirkus Reviews

Download or read book The Fae Queen s Saviors written by Tara West and published by Shifting Sands Publishing. This book was released on 2021-12-25 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Complete series alert! I have escaped the dragon’s den and the pit of vipers. Now I must vanquish them all. They think I’m their savior. They think I have the power to take down a sea of serpents, an army of ancient Vampyre Fae, a bloodthirsty dragon king, plus two powerful mages and their dragons. What they don’t know is that my magic has already failed me. I cannot possibly be this white witch with the power of a goddess. I have everyone fooled, even my loyal dragon defenders—three men I’d give my life for. And it may just come to that if I can’t figure out how to wield my stolen scepter before chaos descends upon Periculi. Search terms: steamy reverse harem, reverse harem romance, fantasy romance, vampire romance, dragon romance, epic fantasy romance, alpha male, mfmm romance, ff romance, mfm romance, complete series, fae romance, fast burn romance, fantasy reverse harem, dragon fantasy, new adult fantasy, new adult fantasy romance For fans of Sarah J. Maas Throne of Glass A Court of Thorns and Roses Jennifer L. Armentrout Shadow and Bone Leigh Bardugo

Download or read book Buried written by Lizzie Strong and published by NineStar Press. This book was released on 2021-04-26 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quinn’s mistake wasn’t killing Leo Ashwood; it was bringing him back. Now in a cat and mouse game with a monster she created, Quinn learns what her powers are truly capable of. Brought together by a vision, Cecelia and Quinn are entangled in the chase for Leo Ashwood. Cecelia, a seer who is known for sticking her nose into other’s business for their better good, is now sent into a world unknown to her with no defense against the monster, her own powers, and the budding feelings for Quinn. Maggie, however, was merely at the wrong place at the wrong time and left with no other choice but to join forces. An up and coming YouTube superstar struck down by sickness, her voice is both her magical survival and death wrapped in one. These three young, untrained witches will have to lean on each other if they want to survive. Navigating the world of humans, the new reality of witches, and the horror of magic, they might just make it… if they can keep their secrets to themselves.

Download or read book Death Warmed Over written by Patti Larsen and published by Patti Larsen Books. This book was released on 2020-09-11 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would using magic to entice my client to tell me what she wanted make me a bad person? Because, after my third visit to her rather ostentatious mansion on the edge of town, sketching seemingly endless variations of poses I could have easily done from photos instead of live sittings, I was ready to tell her I was donezo. Charlotte Easton didn’t seem to notice my growing irritation at yet another wasted two hours watching her fiddle and fidget in the dark blue gown she chose (from a long line of clothing already worn and then discarded), substantial bosom on the verge of bursting from the low-cut satin making me wince as she shifted yet again on the crushed velvet daybed she’d decided (after many other locations had been sampled and rejected) was today’s selection for my fresh torment. Listen. I’m a patient person for the most part. But sheesh already. Phoebe Monday’s portrait commission turns to murder when her client’s father turns up dead. The problem with that scenario? He’s been six feet under for over a year already and not even her magic can figure out what made him rise from the grave… welcome to the Phoebe Monday Paranormal Cozies! paranormal cozy, paranormal cozy mystery, paranormal cozy mysteries, witch book series, witch book series fiction, witch books, witch books fiction

Download or read book Carnelian Dragons Syenite A Dragon Shifter Bodyguard Romance written by Starla Night and published by Wendy Lynn Clark Publishing. This book was released on 2018-05-11 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this HOT dragon shifter bodyguard romance by USA Today Bestselling paranormal romance author Starla Night! A Dragon Shifter Bodyguard Who Doesn't Know Love Ultra-professional dragon shifter Syen would of course take a bullet for his boss, Sard Carnelian. The boss gave him a second chance and new purpose on Earth, and he's never once shown disgust for Syen's plain colored scales, a fault that caused him a lot of issues before he was disowned by his aristocratic family on Draconis. So it's really surprising when, on a night out protecting his boss, he's approached by a human goddess. Even more shocking, the gorgeous woman almost seems...interested...in him? A Plus-Size Heroine Who Likes To Dance Curvy Eva is searching for her prince charming, but she knows that she's a lot. The virgin art teacher just loves applying the color wheel to her own body, even though it scares guys off, and when her blind date takes one look and ghosts her, she resigns herself to spending her birthday single. Her caring friends insist her prince is out there. He could be anyone, even the broad, dangerous-looking guy wearing sunglasses in the nightclub and staring at her like he's just seen a new star... Carnelian Dragons: Syenite is a heartfelt standalone novella in the 7 Virgin Brides for 7 Virgin Weredragon Billionaires series although all stories in this series can be read as standalone romance novels with happy endings. For fans of Hattie Jacks, Ella Blake, Krista Luna, and Alana Khan, this is a sexy romantic story with a guaranteed happily ever after. It features steamy dragon shifter love scenes and a tender romance between two lost souls who thought they'd never find someone to appreciate them. No cliffhangers, no cheating, and total dragon shifter satisfaction!

Download or read book Dave the Unicorn Welcome to Unicorn School written by Pip Bird and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Pip Bird and David O'Connell's laugh-out-loud illustrated chapter book Dave the Unicorn: Welcome to Unicorn School, Mira is excited about attending the school—until she’s paired with a very un-unicorny unicorn. Welcome to Unicorn School, where you get your own unicorn best friend! You go on magical quests together! There is glitter! There is even more glitter! Mira can hardly contain her excitement as her fellow students are paired with their unicorns. Darcy is assigned the statuesque Star, whose shimmering coat always catches the light. Raheem is matched with Brave, whose every step reverberates like thunder. And Mira is paired with... Dave. Dave loves doughnuts. He doesn't follow directions very well. And he farts. A lot. Mira is a little disappointed. But she soon realizes Dave is unlike his fellow unicorns in another way: He's a little smarter than they are. When a school trip goes awry, the only way to save the day is for Mira to embrace her unexpected unicorn best friend. Check out the other books in the Dave the Unicorn series! Dave the Unicorn: Team Spirit Dave the Unicorn: Dance Party Dave the Unicorn: Field Trip An Imprint Book

Download or read book Stuff Unicorns Love written by Jessie Oleson Moore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A whimsical, humorous imagining of what unicorns really think and what they truly love--including recipes for unicorn food, crafts, and the history of these mythical creatures. In Stuff Unicorns Love, you'll get a guided tour of unicorns' most treasured things straight from a unicorn's mouth--from food recipes and crafts to beauty tips and their favorite activities"--

Download or read book Nerdycorn written by Andrew Root and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?

Download or read book I Am a Unicorn written by Michaela Schuett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frog truly believes he is a unicorn. He has a rainbow-colored (clip on) tail, a pretty horn (party hat), and he can fly, too (on the swings). Goat keeps telling Frog he is NOT a unicorn. But when you truly believe—POOF, sometimes magic happens.