Download or read book Fuck Off I m Still Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't stop coloring the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!

Download or read book Badass Grandma written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caitlin Peterson's Badass Grandma shows that while the Stones generation may have grandkids, they haven’t lost their edge. Not safe for typical Nanas! If you have go-go boots and a leather jacket stashed in a closet rather than tissues and hard candies in a cardigan pocket, this coloring book is for you. Blast a little classic rock as you salute living the grand years your way. Whether you live for cocktails and casinos, skydiving and jet-setting, yoga and mandala tattoos...this is your space. Free yourself from staying within the lines of the traditional grandma as you color wherever your on-the-go lifestyle takes you and, of course, alongside your awesome grandkids—but not before noon. - Enjoy more than 30 fun illustrations and sassy sayings to color - Give yourself the self-care you deserve as a modern grandma - Share your badass art and inspiration with your glam-ma squad

Download or read book My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She s Sorry written by Fredrik Backman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cloth bag containing 10 paperback copies of the title, 1 large print edition, 1 audio book, that may also include a folder with sign out sheets.

Download or read book Swear N Search written by John T and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-26 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will never look at a word searches the same again. Introducing Swear 'N' Search : Word Search for real adults!Get ready to laugh your ass off as you impress your family, friends, and co-workers with the very thing that will make them lose track of the next 6 hours and any responsibility! You will all have a craptastic time!The book is packed full of profanities and insults of all sorts including such classics as: twatlips, dicksneeze, and douchetrain.Perfect gift for any occasion or holiday - especially if you need help getting rid of your mother-in-law.

Download or read book Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book written by Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Download or read book The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater written by Alanna Okun and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2018-03-20 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater is a memoir about life truths learned through crafting. People who craft know things. They know how to transform piles of yarn into sweaters and scarves. They know that some items, like woolen bikini tops, are better left unknit. They know that making a hat for a newborn baby isn’t just about crafting something small but appreciating the beginnings of life, which sometimes helps make peace with the endings. They know that if you knit your boyfriend a sweater, your relationship will most likely be over before the last stitch. Alanna Okun knows that crafting keeps her anxiety at bay. She knows that no one will ever be as good a knitting teacher as her beloved grandmother. And she knows that even when we can’t control anything else, we can at least control the sticks, string, and fabric right in front of us. Okun lays herself bare and takes readers into the parts of themselves they often keep hidden. Yet at the same time she finds humor in the daily indignities all crafters must face (like when you catch the dreaded Second Sock Syndrome and can’t possibly finish the second in a pair). Okun has written a book that will speak to anyone who has said to themselves, or to everyone within earshot, “I made that.”

Download or read book The Things We Leave Unfinished written by Rebecca Yarros and published by Entangled: Amara. This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 455 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told in alternating timelines, THE THINGS WE LEAVE UNFINISHED examines the risks we take for love, the scars too deep to heal, and the endings we can’t bring ourselves to see coming. Twenty-eight-year-old Georgia Stanton has to start over after she gave up almost everything in a brutal divorce—the New York house, the friends, and her pride. Now back home at her late great-grandmother’s estate in Colorado, she finds herself face-to-face with Noah Harrison, the bestselling author of a million books where the cover is always people nearly kissing. He’s just as arrogant in person as in interviews, and she’ll be damned if the good-looking writer of love stories thinks he’s the one to finish her grandmother’s final novel...even if the publisher swears he’s the perfect fit. Noah is at the pinnacle of his career. With book and movie deals galore, there isn’t much the “golden boy” of modern fiction hasn’t accomplished. But he can’t walk away from what might be the best book of the century—the one his idol, Scarlett Stanton, left unfinished. Coming up with a fitting ending for the legendary author is one thing, but dealing with her beautiful, stubborn, cynical great-granddaughter, Georgia, is quite another. But as they read Scarlett’s words in both the manuscript and her box of letters, they start to realize why Scarlett never finished the book—it’s based on her real-life romance with a World War II pilot, and the ending isn’t a happy one. Georgia knows all too well that love never works out, and while the chemistry and connection between her and Noah is undeniable, she’s as determined as ever to learn from her great-grandmother’s mistakes—even if it means destroying Noah’s career.

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Download or read book Women Who Fart Adult Coloring Book written by Letti Goe and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women who fart? Yup, LOL. If you like funny adult coloring books, you'll love this. Inside you'll find 40 images to color, some with a humorous quip and some just snarky and cute. Some highlights of the coloring book Single-sided coloring pages. This will allow you to remove the page for coloring if you choose. And it helps to reduce bleed-through onto the next coloring image. Adult coloring book pages suitable for all types of coloring: Gel pens, colored pencils, felt tips, markers, and more. Quality professional designs. Test pages so you can try out different shades before you color. Full-size 8.5x11" pages for even more coloring fun. Plus, this coloring book contains three levels of coloring for all your coloring moods from beginner to expert. Grab this hilarious adult coloring book and be super entertained while enjoying the benefits of coloring like relaxation and lowering your stress and anxiety levels. Scroll up to the top and click the buy button now. You'll be so glad you did!

Download or read book Sew Classic Clothes for Girls written by Lindsay Wilkes and published by KP Craft. This book was released on 2013-10-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Special clothes for special girls! Delight in the details of these 20+ girlish garment patterns from Lindsay Wilkes, creator of The Cottage Mama patterns and blog. Featuring a classic, vintage-inspired aesthetic, you'll love stitching up an entire girl's wardrobe that's more than just dresses. Mix and match pieces to discover new looks, make complete outfits, and create a year's worth of customized, personal garments for your own little gal. Inside you'll find: Step-by-step instructions to make more than 20 garments and accessories. Materials requirements, cutting instructions, and patterns for sizes 12 months to 10 years. Patterns for coats, dresses, knickers, frocks, tops, and more. A "Getting Started" section to help you choose and pair fabrics, select tools, and brush up on garment-sewing techniques. A CD containing print-at-home patterns and cutting layout diagrams. System requirements for CD: Adobe Acrobat Reader to view PDF documents CD-ROM drive Free hard-disk space to save files

Download or read book The Cowboy s Mail Order Bride written by Carolyn Brown and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-02-04 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 3 of Cowboys & Brides From New York Times and USA Today-bestselling author Carolyn Brown comes a contemporary Western romance filled to the brim with sexy cowboys, gutsy heroines, and genuine down-home Texas twang. Emily Cooper promised her dying grandfather that she'd deliver a long-lost letter to a woman he once planned to wed. Little does adventurous Emily know that this simple task will propel her to places she never could have imagined...with a cowboy who's straight out of her dreams... When sexy rancher Greg Adams discovers his grandmother Clarice has installed Emily on their ranch as her assistant, he decides to humor the two ladies. He figures Emily will move on soon enough. In the meantime, he intends to keep a close eye on her—he doesn't quite buy her story of his grandmother as a mail-order bride. A lost letter meant a lost love for Clarice, but two generations later, maybe it's not too late for that letter to work its magic. Fans of Linda Lael Miller and Diana Palmer will thrill to this charming story of a sexy Texas rancher and the mail order bride who brought him to one knee. Cowboys & Brides Series: Billion Dollar Cowboy (Book 1) The Cowboy's Christmas Baby (Book 2) The Cowboy's Mail Order Bride (Book 3) How to Marry a Cowboy (Book 4) Praise for Bestselling Contemporary Western Romances by Carolyn Brown: "Sizzling hot and absolutely delectable."—Romance Junkies "Charming...a smoking-hot romance...there's nothing sexier than a cowboy."—RT Book Reviews, 4 stars "Witty dialogue and hilarious banter... Carolyn Brown delivers yet another steamy cowboy romance."—Night Owl Reviews

Download or read book Counting on Hope written by Laura Schmitt; Jen York; Amy Bowman and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-02-25 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They expected swollen bellies, imagined colorful nurseries, and envisioned bikes in their driveways. When infertility threatened their plans, all five women chose adoption to create a family. With introductions by their fertile friend Jenny, this book includes an intimate look at how Laura, Jen, Amy, Ginger, and Grace found hope as well as motherhood.

Download or read book Mom Life written by Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

Download or read book This Grandma Needs a Mother Fucking Swear Word written by Color Mount and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Relax Your Mind With This Beautiful Sweary Adult Coloring Book. 52+ hilariously funny swear word coloring pages to help you relax! *Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? *Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. ★This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work,relationships, family gatherings, and other unnecessarily stressful situations Be Honest, You've had a Shitty Day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 52+ designs, we've got any curse, swear, or put down you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! ★We designed this book for adults women's, men's, strangers and parents. Buy this book and Share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers ★Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). Sit down, relax and color the heck out of this book! FEATURES: * Stress Relieving Designs * 52+ High Quality Original Coloring Pages * 107 Pages, High Quality Paper * Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. * Perfect humorous gift for family, friends, coworkers, parties, stocking stuffer, and gift exchanges. * Great for a holiday gift, birthday present, retirement gift, or gift exchange! Great for adults and teens of all ages. Give the gift of laughter.

Download or read book Eileen written by Ottessa Moshfegh and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a major motion picture streaming on Hulu, starring Anne Hathaway and Thomasin McKenzie Shortlisted for the Man Booker Prize “Eileen is a remarkable piece of writing, always dark and surprising, sometimes ugly and occasionally hilarious. Its first-person narrator is one of the strangest, most messed-up, most pathetic—and yet, in her own inimitable way, endearing—misfits I’ve encountered in fiction. Trust me, you have never read anything remotely like Eileen.” —Washington Post So here we are. My name was Eileen Dunlop. Now you know me. I was twenty-four years old then, and had a job that paid fifty-seven dollars a week as a kind of secretary at a private juvenile correctional facility for teenage boys. I think of it now as what it really was for all intents and purposes—a prison for boys. I will call it Moorehead. Delvin Moorehead was a terrible landlord I had years later, and so to use his name for such a place feels appropriate. In a week, I would run away from home and never go back. This is the story of how I disappeared. The Christmas season offers little cheer for Eileen Dunlop, an unassuming yet disturbed young woman trapped between her role as her alcoholic father’s caretaker in a home whose squalor is the talk of the neighborhood and a day job as a secretary at the boys’ prison, filled with its own quotidian horrors. Consumed by resentment and self-loathing, Eileen tempers her dreary days with perverse fantasies and dreams of escaping to the big city. In the meantime, she fills her nights and weekends with shoplifting, stalking a buff prison guard named Randy, and cleaning up her increasingly deranged father’s messes. When the bright, beautiful, and cheery Rebecca Saint John arrives on the scene as the new counselor at Moorehead, Eileen is enchanted and proves unable to resist what appears at first to be a miraculously budding friendship. In a Hitchcockian twist, her affection for Rebecca ultimately pulls her into complicity in a crime that surpasses her wildest imaginings. Played out against the snowy landscape of coastal New England in the days leading up to Christmas, young Eileen’s story is told from the gimlet-eyed perspective of the now much older narrator. Creepy, mesmerizing, and sublimely funny, in the tradition of Shirley Jackson and early Vladimir Nabokov, this powerful debut novel enthralls and shocks, and introduces one of the most original new voices in contemporary literature. Ottessa Moshfegh is also the author of My Year of Rest and Relaxation, Homesick for Another World: Stories, and McGlue.

Download or read book The Ultimate Guide to Grandmas Grandpas written by Sally Lloyd-Jones and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-04-22 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that when you have a grandma or a grandpa, there are guidelines for how best to take care of them? There are all sorts of special things you need to do to make them feel loved. Now here at last is a manual packed with advice, pointers, and helpful hints. For instance, you need to dance for them, sing to them, draw pictures for them, and even hold their hand when they cross the street! It's also very important that sometimes you take a nap with them (so that they're not the only ones). But most importantly, you need to give them lots of hugs and kisses—because that's what grandmas and grandpas like best!

Download or read book Burrows written by Reavis Z Wortham and published by Poisoned Pen Press Inc. This book was released on 2012-07-03 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lyndon B. Johnson is President, Beatlemania is in overdrive and gasoline costs 30 cents a gallon when Ned Parker retires as constable in Center Springs, Texas. But his plan to live a quiet life as a cotton farmer is torpedoed. A phone call leads Ned to a body in the Red River and into the urgent investigation headed by his nephew, the newly elected constable Cody Parker. Together they work to head off a multi-state killing spree that sets northeast Texas on fire. As the weeks pass, Ned's grandchildren, ten-year-old Top and his tomboy cousin Pepper, struggle with personal issues resulting from their traumatic experiences at the Rock Hole only months before. They now find themselves in the middle of a nightmare for which no one can prepare. Cody and Deputy John Washington, the law south of the tracks, follow a lead from their small community to the long abandoned Cotton Exchange warehouse in Chisum. Stunned, they find the Exchange packed full of the town's cast off garbage and riddled with booby-trapped passageways and dark burrows. Despite Ned's warnings, Cody enters the building and finds himself relying on his recent military experiences to save both himself and Big John. Unfortunately, the trail doesn't end there and the killing spree continues...