Download or read book Housepets are Naked All the Time written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets is the winner of the 2009 and 2010 Ursa Major Award for Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip! Follow the adventures of the pets of Babylon Gardens. You can read it for free online at http: //www.housepetscomic.comIn case you wanted a dead tree version, here it is! Comes with bonus art as well as a special "abbreviated" cast page.Housepets is suitable for most audiences. Here are some testimonials: "I thought the book was great! Although when I got to the color parts it started tasting funny." --Sasha"Incredibly good, well worth the price, but I managed to read it in only a few seconds. This is the problem with comic books." -- Peanut Butter Sandwich"It includes me, so it can't be ALL bad." --Bino"I don't show up until the next book so I would say, wait for that one." --Keene MiltonThis book has been approved by the Local Good Ol' Dogs Club, union 442.
Download or read book Housepets are Naked All the Time written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets is the winner of the 2009 and 2010 Ursa Major Award for Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip! Follow the adventures of the pets of Babylon Gardens. You can read it for free online at http: //www.housepetscomic.comIn case you wanted a dead tree version, here it is! Comes with bonus art as well as a special "abbreviated" cast page.Housepets is suitable for most audiences. Here are some testimonials: "I thought the book was great! Although when I got to the color parts it started tasting funny." --Sasha"Incredibly good, well worth the price, but I managed to read it in only a few seconds. This is the problem with comic books." -- Peanut Butter Sandwich"It includes me, so it can't be ALL bad." --Bino"I don't show up until the next book so I would say, wait for that one." --Keene MiltonThis book has been approved by the Local Good Ol' Dogs Club, union 442.
Download or read book Housepets Hope They Don t Get Eaten written by Rick Griffin and published by . This book was released on 2011-10-21 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets! Hope They Don't Get Eaten collects the second year of the award-winning webcomic! Thrill as the things that happened before happen again, only this time with more stuff! Meet the Milton Ferrets, the richest and cutest little hedonists the world has imparted too much money to, and meet King, everyone's favorite Corgi, holding twenty gallons of angst in a ten-gallon angst receptacle.Here are some more quotes from satisfied customers!"It's a book!" --Lana Milton"Enlightening, monumentally profound . . . quite possibly the best collection of writings to grace this earth since Cicero. Because my kids are actually interested in it." --Miles the Wolf"What th--is this ME? This is . . . this is showing everything! What kind of sick joke is this?!" --KingThis book also contains the short story All the King's Men, finally completed after all this time! you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.
Download or read book Housepets Are Gonna Sniff Everybody written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-07-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets are back for their fourth book! This book collects the comics that ran on housepetscomic.com between June of 2011 to May of 2012. Experts* are calling this collection "Perhaps the greatest thing in all of mankind; I weep to think that all of human civilization beyond this point is but a slow downward spiral toward inevitable oblivion." If that quote didn't convince you, check out these quotes from other satisfied customers: "EEHEHEHEH! Are you looking for something to try? Then why not this book you could buy? It's filled with such fun That is second to none As this painful rhyme scheme implies!" --Crazy Old Man Who Only Speaks In Limericks "For the last time, roleplaying in your friend's mom's basement does NOT make me a geek!" --Pete "I miss when this comic was about animals." --Duke Milton "I think these fake quotes are getting out of hand." --"Four Finger Discount" Jack Be sure to check out the other books in the series! Book 1: https://www.createspace.com/3640453 Book 2: https://www.createspace.com/3705440 Book 3: https://www.createspace.com/3962360 *The author in a wig
Download or read book If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle Aged Men written by The Oatmeal and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.
Download or read book Housepets Can t Always Get What They Want written by Rick Griffin and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets! Can't Always Get What They Want is the tenth (!!!) book for the award-winning webcomic, and for some reason the author decided to take an entire year to tell this one story instead of being reasonable. What is this, Sluggy Freelance? "A little piece of heaven on earth!" --Breel "IT IS BECOMING VAIN, A SLOW DESCENT INTO THE GRAVE, VALUELESS, PURPOSELESS BABBLING BY ONE WHO IS BELIEVING STORIES ARE ANYTHING MORE THAN DELAYING BEFORE DUST" --The Forgotten "I have had a very long day and am going to bed." --Keene Milton
Download or read book Housepets Don t Ask Questions written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-29 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets! Don't Ask Questions is the seventh collection of the award-winning webcomic! Learn what a heaven's for, take a vacation in Australia, learn how to be a wolf or Flip That Den, and more! "It is a collection of absolute perfection, at least the version of this located in heaven." - Cerberus"KNEEL BEFORE KRINGLE!" - Peanut, with a paper bag on his head"This is the one where I really get my comeuppance! I mean, my time in the limelight?" - Bino
Download or read book A H Club written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-20 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adrian has had a hard time since the birth of her son and is at her wits end, until a long-time acquaintance of hers, Hildegard, offers her a place to say at her apartment. But that doesn't mean things are easy now, only that they get easier, one day at a time. Q: Why do none of the characters wear any pants? A: Because I am the author and want to make it fun for me. This book contains the first three issues of A&H Club!
Download or read book Manfried the Man written by Caitlin Major and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious graphic novel, the roles of cats and humans are reversed, putting humanoid felines in charge of tiny, dimwitted little man-pets. Manfried the Man was named one of the Best Comics of 2018 by A.V. Club and Paste Meet Manfried, a stray man taken in by the likable but introverted tomcat Steve Catson. Stuck in a dead-end job and bemoaning a nonexistent love life, Steve depends on his pet man for friendship and support. But when Steve’s carelessness results in Manfried getting lost, Steve has no choice but to muster his meager resources to bring his best friend home safe. Can a cat who can’t even clean up his own apartment manage to find his missing man before it’s too late? In an all-new series based on the wildly-popular tumblr webcomic, classic comic strip layouts and colorful cartoon art make this a fun read. It’s a great gift for comics fans, pet owners, cat lovers, or anyone who appreciates a story full of humor and adventure, with a sweet friendship at its heart.
Download or read book Housepets Don t Criticize Your Lovelife written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-11-25 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Housepets is (are?) back in a whole new collection, bringing together the fifth year of the award-winning webcomic series! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll . . . well I don't want to be presumptuous. Most likely you will feel emotions of some kind, unless perhaps you are a psychopath. Are you a psychopath?"I am not a psychopath." --Tiger Arbelt"He's kind of a psychopath." --Marvin Arbelt"Literally everybody is crazy except for me." --Zach Arbelt"I don't like this author's fixation on psychopathy. Some of us ain't bad people! I mean, I soitainly am, but that don't mean I appreciate being stereotyped." --Yeltsin"No comment. No, that doesn't mean you can print 'no comment' as a joke, either. It's stupid and played out." --Rock Milton"This book is a real steal." --"Four Finger Discount" Jack the Wolf
Download or read book Tender Is the Flesh written by Agustina Bazterrica and published by Scribner. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Working at the local processing plant, Marcos is in the business of slaughtering humans—though no one calls them that anymore. His wife has left him, his father is sinking into dementia, and Marcos tries not to think too hard about how he makes a living. After all, it happened so quickly. First, it was reported that an infectious virus has made all animal meat poisonous to humans. Then governments initiated the “Transition.” Now, eating human meat—“special meat”—is legal. Marcos tries to stick to numbers, consignments, processing. Then one day he’s given a gift: a live specimen of the finest quality. Though he’s aware that any form of personal contact is forbidden on pain of death, little by little he starts to treat her like a human being. And soon, he becomes tortured by what has been lost—and what might still be saved.
Download or read book Animals in Translation written by Temple Grandin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-08-11 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With unique personal insight, experience, and hard science, Animals in Translation is the definitive, groundbreaking work on animal behavior and psychology. Temple Grandin’s professional training as an animal scientist and her history as a person with autism have given her a perspective like that of no other expert in the field of animal science. Grandin and coauthor Catherine Johnson present their powerful theory that autistic people can often think the way animals think—putting autistic people in the perfect position to translate “animal talk.” Exploring animal pain, fear, aggression, love, friendship, communication, learning, and even animal genius, Grandin is a faithful guide into their world. Animals in Translation reveals that animals are much smarter than anyone ever imagined, and Grandin, standing at the intersection of autism and animals, offers unparalleled observations and extraordinary ideas about both.
Download or read book Watchers written by Dean Koontz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-05-06 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “superior thriller”(Oakland Press) about a man, a dog, and a terrifying threat that could only have come from the imagination of #1 New York Times bestselling author Dean Koontz—nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The Great American Read. On his thirty-sixth birthday, Travis Cornell hikes into the foothills of the Santa Ana Mountains. But his path is soon blocked by a bedraggled Golden Retriever who will let him go no further into the dark woods. That morning, Travis had been desperate to find some happiness in his lonely, seemingly cursed life. What he finds is a dog of alarming intelligence that soon leads him into a relentless storm of mankind’s darkest creation...
Download or read book The Book of the Cat written by Frances Simpson and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Housepets Let Instincts Do Their Thing written by Rick Griffin and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-27 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Housepets is back, and this time he's going caveman . . . dog . . . style? This is the one where they go back in time, okay. And then Bailey gives birth, Karishad builds a house, and Keene dies or something."Øμ, ¦¤×#°»»£¬±;." -- Satau of the Merimde"*inaudible babbling*" - Ace Milton, followed by chewing on the pages of the book"Wait, what was that last part?" -- Keene Milton
Download or read book Apocalypse Miaow Miaow written by James Proimos and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-11-05 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The end is nigh. Apocalypse has dawned. Everyone has gone ... except for our heroes: Brownie, Apollo and their ragtag group of strays. Having raided a supermarket and defeated some very mean mutts, our heroes find themselves out of food. So when they hear a rumour of a Twonkies factory, and all the Twonkies they could ever eat, they think they've won the Twonkie jackpot. The only catch is the cat guarding the factory – and this 'cat' is MUCH bigger than any feline they've ever met. Can our heroes defeat their foe and claim the Twonkies for themselves? More irreverent, dog-filled apocalyptic adventures. With laughs on every page, this brilliant graphic novel will charm everyone from the most reluctant reader to the coolest of cats (humans and animals alike)!
Download or read book We3 written by Grant Morrison and published by DC. This book was released on 2005-07-01 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A powerful tale from the ALL-STAR SUPERMAN team of Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely. Morrison and Quitely deliver the emotional journey of WE3three house pets weaponized for lethal combat by the governmentas they search for -homeî and attempt to ward off the shadowy agency that created them. With nervous systems amplified to match their terrifying mechanical exoskeletons, the members of Animal Weapon 3 (WE3) have the firepower of a battalion between them. But they are just the programÍs prototypes, and now that their testing is complete, theyÍre slated to be permanently decommissioned, causing them to seize their one chance to make a desperate run for freedom. Relentlessly pursued by their makers, the WE3 team must navigate a frightening and confusing world where their instincts and heightened abilities make them as much a threat as those hunting them.
