Download or read book Hooray for Knickers written by Jill Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -Deborah Allwright's "The Night Pirates" has sold over 170,000 copies. -Allwright's new book "The With with an Itch" has sold nearly 5,000 copies already and is a huge hit with kids.The Royal Maid could hardly hear from the washing basket and was puzzled."What? He needs new skipping ropes? A funfair? And everyone needs frilly knickers? Oh well, if that's what the King's best friend in the whole wide world wants..."A fantastically funny madcap adventure where an epic series of misheard orders leads to silliness upon silliness. "Hooray for Frilly Knickers" is all about the value of overcoming grouchiness and making friends.
Download or read book Pirates Love Underpants written by Claire Freedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally publsihed in Great Britain in 2013 by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd."
Download or read book Who Stole Nan s Knickers written by Carol P Townsend and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-05-16 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The other day I ventured into the neglected and eerie vaults of my haunted chateau and came across this collection of anecdotes that I had scribbled down in an unaccustomed fit of feverish activity. They are all true, except maybe one, with which I have tinkered just a little.
Download or read book The Joy of Big Knickers written by Kate Garraway and published by Bonnier Publishing Ltd.. This book was released on 2017-03-09 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TV presenter Kate Garraway has a lot on her mind. She's about to turn 50, which is fine (she thinks) but suddenly she seems to have MANY questions about EVERYTHING. Is she running out of time? Should she have had children earlier? How will she cope when they leave home? What on Earth is happening to her body? Should she be bungee jumping, skydiving... and all of those other bucket list type things? Is cosmetic surgery the norm now? What will happen to her sex life after the menopause? Is her pension big enough? Her parents cared for? The height of her career (gulp) over? And why, oh, why do her knickers keep getting bigger? In this revealing exploration of ageing, Kate tackles the biggest issues women in their supposed 'prime' face and searches for answers on their behalf, by drawing on her own experiences and those of others, consulting experts and challenging herself more than she's ever done so before. Written with all of the natural warmth and humour she's known for, it's a candid look at what it really means to be a modern older woman and why each and every one should be celebrated... big knickers and all!
Download or read book Hooray for Holopticon A Retro Science Fiction Comedy with Brave Heroes Evil Villains and Runaway Robots written by Carol Van Natta and published by Chavanch Press, LLC. This book was released on 2009-04-25 with total page 471 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted adventure set in a future world not too different from our own. The paranoid Tax Authority, afraid of a wonderful new product developed by Holopticon (maker of holographic viewers), starts a bureaucratic war with the brave little company. With backup from the home office, three resourceful Holopticon employees beard the agency in its den. But despite exploding toilets, omnivorous ducks, bad computer poetry, and occasional appearances by a mythical ninja detective, most everyone manages to have a pretty good time. As Holopticon's (maddening) office computer might say it: "They bite bureaucracy on the nose / And come out smelling like a rose." Think Jane Austen meets Ocean's Eleven meets Office Space. PG-13, with a tight, satisfying plot and some very funny scenes. ***** "Written with a style reminiscent of Robert A. Heinleins Double Star (Hot Jets!), Hooray for Holopticon is a fun book. It is rich with humor and "romp" does describe it well. Who wouldn't want to get back at the tax system?" — "ME" on Amazon. "I always love a book that can make me laugh out loud and Holopticon did it multiple times. Do yourself a favor and pick up a copy and enjoy the journey." — Ron Holleman, Amazon ***** Book Keywords: Science fiction, humor, action, adventure, retro, vintage, comedy, young adult, YA, government, anarchists, technology, romp, corporation, comedic, humorous, juvenile fiction
Download or read book Hooray for the Next to Die written by Michael Millar and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2021-09-02 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You get the insurgents you deserve. The United Kingdom lies in ruins, torn apart by fear, arrogance, and an inexhaustible supply of stupidity. England teeters on the brink of economic disaster, while behind a giant wall, Scotland labours under the tyrannical rule of the Marischal. The people cry out for a hero. Unfortunately, they’ve got James Macfarlane. The incidental tycoon and aspiring alcoholic is ill-equipped to launch a rebellion. But Mac —as he is warmly known to a dwindling number of people — has his reasons and he’s going to give it his best shot. As he races to keep one step ahead of a merciless police state, leaving chaos in his wake, he is accompanied by an unforgiving bootlegger, a shrewd siren, an eccentric aristocrat, a calamitous hacker, and one of Glasgow’s most violent sons. Can Mac save the country and himself from the wicked regime? It’s not looking good. ‘A great read. Lose yourself as Michael takes you on a thrilling adventure.’ – Tim Lovejoy, TV presenter ‘A fascinating, dark and witty look at a world gone wrong. A glorious read.’ – Lou Sanders, comedian ‘Bloody (and) brilliant. Prepare to be pulled into a world where dark comedy and high tension collide, driven by characters alive with hope and desire, greed and violence.’ – Phil Davies, playwrite and screenwriter ‘Taut writing and sharp-edged tension. Millar is like a darkly humorous Kafka.’ – Jack Hayes, author of When Eagles Burn
Download or read book Fur Coat and No Knickers written by Mike Harding and published by Samuel French. This book was released on 1982 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious play concerns the wedding of Deirdre and Mark. The fun begins on the stag night when an inebriated Mark is chained to a lamppost with a blow-up rubber doll. The wedding itself is quite high spirited too with half the guests, including the priest, suffering blinding hangovers. The play ends in comic chaos when Father Molloy, paralytically drunk, stumbles into the reception clad only in his ecclesiastical underwear, brandishing the blow-up doll 5 women, 9 men
Download or read book Mild And Bitter written by A.P. Herbert and published by House of Stratus. This book was released on 2014-10-30 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whilst still this side of the pearly gates, the versatile APH finds plenty of subjects to satirize, criticize, lament and laugh over – be they such eternal preoccupations of gentlemen at cricket, smoking, privacy, speech day, or that most fearful duty of them all – being the father of the bride.
Download or read book Pink Knickers Aren t Cool written by Jean Ure and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2011-04-07 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Polly, Keri, Frizz and Lily - they're the Gang of Four, and they're determined to be best friends for ever! Their bond of friendship is severely tested, though, when they discover that they are all going off to different schools in the autumn. And poor Frizz is going to be left with their arch enemy, Jessamy James, a show-off who wears pink knickers, which they all know isn't cool! A lively and humorous story perfect for top junior girls facing the momentous change to secondary school.
Download or read book Teeth In Sink Knickers on Landing written by Zara Duvall and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-10-13 with total page 483 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I hope you laugh a lot and maybe cry a little and even try to understand the workings of my bipolar mind in this, my one and only book. The pages of which I recall with love, laughter and tears, the wondrous people who have helped weave the tapestry of my strange, troubled life. If you are perplexed by the wacky title, you will find the answer with Ebony, a majestic black lady of the night, who was the dearest of friends. Turn the pages and there you will find a butt-naked butcher manacled to the grooming table in a poodle parlour! Turn yet again to meet Suki AKA Gladys, an old-time (much used) working girl screaming as she climbs off a corpse who was doing his thing just moments ago. And just why did Jean Jeanie have a frothy bottom? Intrigued? Well, just turn my pages and all will be revealed.
Download or read book The Adventures of Pete the Pirate written by Helen Wright and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-10-11 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pete the pirate and his crew find themselves in many sticky situations in their search for treasure. They lurch from one disaster to another but always have a way of surviving whatever comes their way. Pete can be a cranky funny old captain of the pirate ship, shouting orders and stomping around on his wooden leg, causing the crew to collapse with laughter at his antics. Their adventures take them to many parts of the world and often into danger.
Download or read book The Sven Hassel Collection written by Sven Hassel and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 2013-12-16 with total page 4750 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the fight for survival against the ferocious Red Army and the icy, shell-ravaged wastes of the vicious Russian winter, to the bloodiest battles on the Eastern Front, Sven Hassel's gripping novels are based on his own experiences in the German army. Convicted of deserting the German army, Sven Hassel was sent to a punishment regiment on the Russian Front. He and his comrades were regarded as little more than dispensable killing-machines, cannon fodder for Hitler's war. His unflinching narrative takes us to the most extreme outposts of war, where soldiers face an inferno of blood and butchery. THE SVEN HASSEL COLLECTION includes all 14 books in Sven Hassel's series and exclusive extra material.
Download or read book Don t Read This Book written by Jill Lewis and published by Egmont Books (UK). This book was released on 2009 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The King is about to star in a brand new story, but - wait a minute! What's this? The story has disappeared! You'd better go and do something else insteada What? You're still here? Well, then you'll see the King frantically galloping through Storyland to piece together the fragments of his story, with some very unlikely interventions (and help) and some very familiar faces doing some very unfamiliar things. And look out for the pea. He's the real star of this show!
Download or read book Punch written by Mark Lemon and published by . This book was released on 1898 with total page 682 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Mild and Bitter written by Alan Patrick Herbert and published by Garden City, N.Y., Doubleday, Doran. This book was released on 1937 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Hooray for Fish written by Lucy Cousins and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little Fish has all sorts of fishy friends in his underwater home, but loves one of them most of all.
Download or read book Classic Tailoring Techniques for Menswear written by Denis Antoine and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2021-12-30 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since its first publication, Classic Tailoring Techniques for Menswear has been the authoritative resource for custom hand tailoring production. Providing in-depth, step-by-step instructions for the processes required by bespoke and couture-level manufacturing, this book retains its value and relevance for young and established tailors alike. Continuing this great tradition, the third edition introduces new discussions of traditional tailoring processes in the industry and highlights the value of hand-crafted construction in the context of environmentally-sustainable design. New to this Edition: - Learning Objectives let you know what you'll learn in each chapter - New Tricks of the Trade feature offers helpful tips - End of chapter discussion questions help you test your knowledge of the chapter concepts - A new, extended Glossary and Key Terms throughout emphasize a renewed focus on essential vocabulary STUDIO Features Include: - Download additional student exercises to practice newly learned skills - Review concepts with flashcards of essential vocabulary Instructor Resources Include: - The Instructor's Guide provides suggestions for planning the course and using the text in the classroom - PowerPoint® presentations include images from the book and provide a framework for lecture and discussion
