Download or read book Honey I Love Golf But I Love You More written by Jodi Walker and published by . This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It is no secret that men and women are different. So when it comes to golf, they may look at the game from different perspectives. Get ready to embark on a light hearted look at men who love golf and the women who love them. It brings a unique perspective on golf, love and life that both men and women can enjoy. You just might find out that the grass really is "greener" on the golf course." -- From back cover.

Download or read book Ready Aim Funny written by Stanley Scott Jr and published by S Scott Jr. This book was released on 2024-02-09 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter makes life easier. When times get tough, a good joke can lift spirits and lighten heavy moments. Humor helps us gain perspective, bonding us together in those "can you believe it?" moments of shared mirth. Because let's face it - life can be messy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious sometimes. That's why this collection aims to spark smiles by taking comedic shots at familiar life targets. Drawing laughter out of those odd everyday instances we can all relate to, these quips, one-liners, and longer-form jokes help comedy spread like joyful germs. Because nothing improves a bad mood like belly laughs over a hilarious quip you just can't wait to repeat (whether your audience appreciates it quite as much or not!). From relationships, to work, to rambunctious pets, blundering mishaps, and fast-growing kids, this digest draws humor out of life's comedy goldmines. The embarrassing, absurd, ridiculous and sublime all get spotlighted here. Consider it a passport for lighter passage when you just really need to roar at life's inaccuracies and surprises. Because sometimes, the best salve is simply sharing in laughter's contagious ring. It connects us to one another and to those "ah yes, truth!" moments we thought we alone endured. And even when (make that especially when) the going gets tough, a timely guffaw over an on-point punchline can make everything easier to take. It infuses hope's promise that things eventually work out, despite how utterly weird today got. So have fun shooting the breeze around life's irregularities. Pass jokes around to spread the mirth far and wide. Inside you'll uncover new comedic looks at old familiar territories. Get Ready, Aim, and delight in Funny hitting familiar targets once more as you pass laughter's medicine forward!

Download or read book Love Happens written by Deni Bash Hoffman and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 431 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within this cover are three stories, three different sets of life problems, three couples with one goal; to love and be loved by someone special! I hope that the title page summaries encourage you to read and enjoy a break from the rigors of life. Don’t we all need a little romance and spice to remind us that life is truly a treasure?

Download or read book Royko in Love written by Mike Royko and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2010-09-15 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Street-smart, wickedly funny, piercingly perceptive, and eloquent enough to win a Pulitzer Prize, Mike Royko continues to have legions of devoted fans who still wonder “what Royko would have said” about some outrageous piece of news. One thing he hardly ever wrote or talked about, though, was his private life, especially the time he shared with his first wife, Carol. She was the love of his life, and her premature death at the age of forty-four shook him to his soul. Mike’s unforgettable public tribute to Carol was a heart-wrenching column written on what would have been her forty-fifth birthday, “November Farewell.” His most famous and requested piece, it was the end of an untold story. Royko in Love offers that story’s moving and utterly beguiling beginning in letters that “Mick” Royko, then a young airman, wrote to his childhood sweetheart, Carol Duckman. He had been in love with her since they were kids on Chicago’s northwest side, but she was a beauty and he was, well, anything but. Before leaving for Korea, he was crushed to hear she was getting married, but after returning to Blaine Air Force Base in Washington, he learned she was getting a divorce. Mick soon began to woo Carol in a stream of letters that are as fervent as they are funny. Collected here for the first time, Royko’s letters to Carol are a mixture of sweet seduction, sarcastic observations on military life, a Chicago kid’s wry view of rural folk, the pain of self-doubt, and the fear of losing what is finally so close, but literally so far. His only weapons against Carol’s many suitors were his pen, his ardor, and his brilliance. And they won her heart.

Download or read book Daisys Will Grow Anywhere written by Elizabeth Ammons and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2001-05-11 with total page 523 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elizabeth Ammons grew up as the youngest member in a family of eight children in a household governed by survival of the strongest. Against the greatest of odds, she managed to survive a childhood filled with memories of incest, rape and torture. Yet her survival carried a price and that price was the shattering of her soul. By the time Elizabeth was born, her family had become a distorted and wicked caricature of the perfect American families depicted on television in the early 50 ́s. Neglected and abused from birth, she was forced at a very early age to protect herself from the evil that surrounded her. At the age of three the first of thirty-two alter personalities was formed. Stone Child was a catatonic, unfeeling toddler who could endure almost anything, even the violent, savage rape by her father, while being held down by her older sister. Elizabeth ́s ability to insulate herself from an unbearable existence served her well as a child, it enabled her survival, but it created havoc in her life as an adult. She began to experience longer and longer periods of lost time, sometimes hours, sometimes days, sometimes months, when she was unaware of her surroundings or her actions. Life became even more chaotic for Elizabeth following a thwarted suicide attempt on her fortieth birthday. It was while hospitalized she was diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder and began therapy. After being told by a psychiatrist and several therapists she was not the birth person, but simply another personality, Elizabeth set out to prove otherwise by forcing the alters to give up their secrets. Essentially Elizabeth had created an alter to cope with each aspect of her life. Among the thirty-two, there were the children, Molly and Rachel, who scribbled on walls and loved lollipops; Carl, the mechanic, who also handled bathroom duties; Jennifer, the cold, efficient businesswoman; Sarah, the religious fanatic; Ginny, the 18-year-old who loved to have sex for teddy bears; and Cuemaster, who delegated the duties and maintained control. The memories of the traumatic events, which caused these alters and others to be created, had been left with them, not Elizabeth. Through eight months of intensive therapy, Elizabeth reclaimed those memories, uncovering secrets kept hidden for years in the dark recesses of her mind. Shortly after being diagnosed with MPD in 1990, Elizabeth formed a support group for survivors of incest and child abuse. The name, Daisys In Recovery, was taken from her childhood spelling for daisies. Daisys gained non-profit status in 1992 and implemented an outreach jail program called Victims No More in 1995. Although Elizabeth ́s story is a grim chronicle of a child ́s shattered soul, it is more importantly, the successful triumph of the human spirit. It is a portrait of a woman who embodies the true meaning of forgiveness. Her story has become an inspiration to many who have endured abuse and is one of hope and encouragement for all in the face of despair.

Download or read book Dear Iris 42 Love Letters written by Jim & Kathy Bryant and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-10 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These humorous and 'juicy' letters will have the reader laughing, crying and wishing for so great a love.The paintings & poetry are truely works of art that should be shared with the world! Written over 60 years ago the letters were a secret carried through a long wonderful marriage. When discovered the author had to wait many years before being allowed to make public. The images and wording in the poetry will truely inspire the reader. The letters, themselves, are truely poetic and the author hopes one is left with a sense that 'all is right with the world'. It will take one back to a time where family values counted and promises are important

Download or read book Stop Screaming At The Microwave written by Mary LoVerde and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1999-07-14 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AN OVERFLOWING IN-BOX...AN OVERFLOWING SINK FULL OF DIRTY BREAKFAST DISHES...IS THIS WHAT THE EXPERTS MEAN BY "HAVING IT ALL"? You've organized, prioritized, delegated, and simplified, and you still don't have enough time for your family, your spouse, your friends, your boss -- much less yourself! You're a veteran of the time-management wars, fighting for the life balance ideal -- and you're losing. So, short of quitting your job and running away from home, what do you do when you can't keep up? The answer, says Mary LoVerde, is to reach out and connect -- with loved ones, with colleagues, with yourself! Instead of wondering how you're going to get it all done, you'll master the connection solution by Asking FOUR SIMPLE QUESTIONS: A new way of figuring out what to do next Using MICROACTIONS: Teeny, tiny steps to propel you toward your goals Rethinking RITUALS AND TRADITIONS: Preserve what's important to you and your family, and get rid of the time-consuming things that everyone takes for granted Instituting POLICIES: Easy short-cuts sure to bring tranquillity into your daily life Making a MEMORY JAR: One of many creative ways to connect If you're concerned about the quality of your home life, your work life, and your inner life, you're about to discover that connection works better than the fanciest daily planner you'll ever fall for. Toss out the to-do lists -- it's time to Stop Screaming at the Microwave...and connect!

Download or read book His Soul Mate written by Paul R. Meredith and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-01-20 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They met by fate and were destined to be soul mates forever. Only one thing could change that.

Download or read book Golf Jokes and Anecdotes from Around the World written by and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book For Michael Love Cynda written by Cynda Yeasting and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2016-01-19 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A unique love story between a terminally ill man and the woman who found him on a dating website. He put his heart out there and she was lucky enough to find him. This book is their love story, from a first date to dealing with the challenges that Michael’s terminal cancer diagnosis brought them. Living life with the intense joy and happiness of finding the love of your life, countered by the despair and hopelessness of a terminal cancer diagnosis. Living life to the fullest and hoping for a miracle. A percentage of the proceeds of this book will be donated to the BC Cancer Foundation. Proceeds will also be donated to other cancer charities in other locations worldwide.

Download or read book Billionaire Barons of Texas Boxed Set I Books 1 3 written by Chris Keniston and published by Indie House Publishing. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today bestselling author Chris Keniston is back with another page turning series set in the rolling hills of Texas Ranch country. Meet the Barons; handsome, beautiful, smart, ambitious, and did we mention wealthy? If you love big families, fast cars, romance, and puppies, then join us at Paradise Ridge, but be warned, once you fall in love with the billionaire Barons of Texas, you may never want to leave. This collection includes books 1-3 of the series. Just One Date : Home for a family wedding, Chase Baron has a plan to avoid his grandfather’s matchmaking—hire an actress to be his date. No strings and no commitments is just the ticket for no complications. When CJ Lawson’s ditzy sister takes a last minute acting role out of town, CJ has to take over her sister’s local job —cozying up to a wealthy and sinfully handsome billionaire. What could possibly go wrong? Just One Spark : A race car driver at the peak of his career, Kyle Baron is forced to put the brakes on his fast-paced life after a broken wrist sidelines him from the track. Meanwhile, Addison Raymond, an engineer who's always played it safe, finds herself in need of a change after a corporate cutback. The two couldn't be more different. But despite their differences, they find themselves drawn to each other in ways they never expected. Will they discover that love can be the biggest adventure of all. Just One Dance : When hardworking perfume chemist and billionaire philanthropist Eve Baron meets the family’s wealthy and charming ranching neighbor Jared Gold at a charity gala, they find themselves irresistibly drawn to each other. But her hands-on philosophy for charity and Jared’s preference to simply cut a check is only one thing they don’t see eye to eye on. With their busy lives and Jared’s playboy past between them, can they make a relationship work? A heartwarming and romantic tale of two people finding love while making a difference in the world. Also in the Billionaire Barons of Texas Series: Just One Take Just One Taste Just One Shot Just One Chance Just One Mistake Just One Family Just One Rodeo Just One Surprise Just One Look

Download or read book To Know Him Is to Love Him written by Stephanie Anderson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book No Wonder They Call Him the Savior written by Max Lucado and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2011-01-09 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered what the most important part of the Bible is? Among all the do's and don'ts and shoulds and shouldn'ts, do you know what's absolutely essential? Bestselling author and pastor Max Lucado teaches us that the answer lies at the foot of the cross. Come with Max as he guides you through the drama of the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, bringing to life Peter's denial, Pilate's hesitancy, and John's loyalty. No Wonder They Call Him the Savior will lead you up the hill of mankind's highest hope and remind you why he deserves to be called our Savior. In No Wonder They Call Him the Savior, you'll see Jesus' final acts in a new light: His final prayer of forgiveness His plea honored His request of love His question of suffering His confession of humanity His call of deliverance The cry of completion In No Wonder They Call Him the Savior, Max invites you to relive the events leading up to Jesus' crucifixion, from the foggy garden of Gethsemane to the incandescent room of the resurrection. Let's examine this hour in history. Let's look at the witnesses. Let's listen to the voices. Let's observe the one they call the Savior. And, most of all, let's see if we can find hope in the unlikeliest place: at the cross.

Download or read book This Love We Share written by Harry Griffith and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book can strengthen marriages by encouraging communication between spouses who will spend time together daily with these insights from the Word.

Download or read book Unlock Your Greatness written by Zig Ziglar and published by Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this life-changing book, Zig will show you how to unleash your own hidden potential. By working methodically through the 6 steps that are outlined in each of the book's 6 chapters, you will have the perfect combination to unlock your greatness, and firmly establish your lasting imprint on the world. You’ll be using the power of your mind to achieve a level of self-confidence and success that you previously thought were out of reach. The core idea that Zig will present to achieve this, is one that Zig learned from the classic researcher Maxwell Maltz---and that’s the idea of self-image. While the term “self-image” is rarely used today, this breakthrough idea is at the core of much modern thinking in psychology and neuroscience. Until you change the “image” you have of yourself in your brain, you’ll never achieve the goals you have for yourself, due to self-sabotage and other neural factors that keep you locked safely in your comfort zone. Another way of thinking of the concept of “self-image” and how to program one’s self-image for positive results is what Zig considers the preferred outcome----which is “self-transformation.” So when Zig discusses “self-image” let it trigger the idea of self-transformation. If you follow the steps that follow, and unleash the power of your mind to develop a positive self-image, you will unlock your greatness.....and Zig will see YOU at the top! You will learn how to: Acquire a healthy self-image Find success Become more positive Cultivate great relationships

Download or read book The Bag Man written by Tom G. Edwards and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-06 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one time hit man Damien accepts a job but doesn't follow through, he is forced to start killing his only friends to keep from having his identity revealed.

Download or read book Everyday Religion written by Nancy Tatom Ammerman and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Attempting to let 'everyday religion' raise critical questions about how we understand the role of religion in society, this book examines the social circumstances of religion's presence and absence.