Download or read book Holidays on Ice written by David Sedaris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Download or read book Humor for the Holidays written by Shari MacDonald and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the holidays with the marvelous gift of humor! Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can't they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor. Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers. So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer -- it's stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world!
Download or read book HILARIOUS HOLIDAY HUMOR FOR KIDS written by Alex Reynolds and published by . This book was released on 2023-12-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious Holiday Humor for Kids: Santa's Giggle Factory - A Collection of Holiday Humor" welcomes you to its fantastic universe. In the enchanting corridors of Santa's Giggle Factory, laughter is the key ingredient, and merriment is the order of the day. This delightful e-book is designed to be a festive companion for kids during the holiday season, ushering them into a realm where joy knows no bounds and laughter echoes through the snowy landscapes. The holiday season is a time of magic, wonder, and traditions, and what better way to celebrate than with a hearty dose of laughter? A hilarious treasure trove, "Santa's Giggle Factory," gives kids a frontrow ticket to the hilarious antics at the North Pole. From jolly jokes about Santa's adventures to mischievous tales of Santa's elves causing delightful mayhem, this collection is crafted to tickle the funny bones of young readers. Within these pages, kids will discover the amusing side of holiday decorations, the rib-tickling antics of snowmen, and the loud happenings during the gift-wrapping extravaganza. The e-book transforms familiar holiday elements into sources of laughter, making each chapter a portal into a festive wonderland where the ordinary becomes extraordinary through the lens of humor. Set out on an adventure across the snow-covered terrain of the North Pole, where reindeer tell jokes, snowmen engage in spirited conversations, and Santa's elves orchestrate merry mischief. As kids immerse themselves in the tales of Santa's Giggle Factory, they will find themselves giggling, chuckling, and perhaps even laughing out loud. This compilation celebrates the joy that humor provides to the holidays, not merely a list of jokes.
Download or read book Ha Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Felicia Lowenstein Niven and published by Enslow Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different holidays! You can also create your own funny greeting card!
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of hundreds of Christmas- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. This Christmas collection is a must-have for your little comedian! Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish! If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere." Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Download or read book The Christmas Jokes for Kids Book written by D. L. Digital Entertainment and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less! What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? elfis! Does your child love, funny and holiday inspired jokes just like this? Then keep on reading... We know jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and entertain friends and family at a party. We also know that they have numerous health benefits that can positively affect you and your child in many ways! When it comes to jokes, they have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Unfortunately, finding interesting Christmas jokes can take a lot of time and effort to find when searching through blog post after blog post. Luckily, The Christmas Jokes for Kids Book puts an end to this problem, putting all of the most hilarious Christmas jokes we could possibly find into one, convenient place. In this book, you can expect: 250+ laugh-out-loud Christmas jokes Jokes that are easy to hear and comprehend Fun and interactive jokes kids will adore Entertainment perfect for a Christmas party A clear and concise layout for the ultimate experience And much more... Now, we know some types of jokes can be repetitive and boring. Seeing the same jokes you always see over and over again is no fun at all. We've made it our number one priority to find new hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes in order to keep you interested and always wanting more. So, are you ready to entertain all your friends and family at the Halloween party this year? Then click the add to cart button now!
Download or read book Katie Woo s Hilarious Holiday Jokes written by Fran Manushkin and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2019-05-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make this e-book collection of laughs part of your holday traditions. Katie Woo and her friends can't wait to make you giggle with this collection of holiday-themed jokes. Also included are tip on how to tell a joke, sure to make you the funniest person at the party, and a glossary.
Download or read book Christmas Try Not to Laugh Challenge Lol Joke Book Stocking Stuffer Edition Silly Clean Holiday Jokes for Kids Funny Christmas Jokes Every Kid Shoul written by C. S. Adams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-11 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tis the Season for Santa Approved Jokes, Riddles, Knock-Knocks & Tongue Twisters! that the Whole Family will Enjoy! This Festive Stocking Stuffer Edition can be used as a Traditional Joke Book or you can Play the Popular Don't Laugh Challenge Joke Game! A Really Fun Interactive Game for Kids, Teens & Adults! Clean, Santa-tastic Christmas Jokes, Silly Riddles & Punny Knock-Knocks that are perfect for Holiday Parties, Family & Friends! Inside you will find Christmas & Winter Themed Jokes including Santa, Rudolph, Snowmen, Narwhals, Gingerbread Cookies, Snow, Reindeer, North Pole, & More, with Lots of Emojis Decked out in Christmas Cheer! Great Gift for Boys & Girls 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 years old! Merry Christmas!
Download or read book The Christmas Jokes for Kids Book written by DL Digital Entertainment and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less! What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? elfis! Does your child love, funny and holiday inspired jokes just like this? Then keep on reading... We know jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and entertain friends and family at a party. We also know that they have numerous health benefits that can positively affect you and your child in many ways! When it comes to jokes, they have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Unfortunately, finding interesting Christmas jokes can take a lot of time and effort to find when searching through blog post after blog post. Luckily, The Christmas Jokes for Kids Book puts an end to this problem, putting all of the most hilarious Christmas jokes we could possibly find into one, convenient place. In this book, you can expect: 250+ laugh-out-loud Christmas jokes Jokes that are easy to hear and comprehend Fun and interactive jokes kids will adore Entertainment perfect for a Christmas party A clear and concise layout for the ultimate experience And much more... Now, we know some types of jokes can be repetitive and boring. Seeing the same jokes you always see over and over again is no fun at all. We've made it our number one priority to find new hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes in order to keep you interested and always wanting more. So, are you ready to entertain all your friends and family at the Halloween party this year? Then click the add to cart button now!
Download or read book Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Whee Winn and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for something to keep your kids busy over the holidays and make the season merrier? Filled with over 250 hilarious kid-friendly jokes as well as tongue-twisters and riddles, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids will entertain children six and up and make the whole family laugh out loud. This holiday collection of jokes is perfect for: Stocking stuffers and classroom gift exchanges Holiday road trips and family get-togethers Christmas gifts to grandchildren, nieces and nephews, and young comedians in training In addition, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids: Has lots of family-friendly jokes and clean humor Contains a wide variety of joke styles Includes fun illustrations Is great for readers of all ages Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime? A: Because Christmas is in Decembrrrr. Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A: Santa Claws!
Download or read book Christmas Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lots of hilarious holiday laughs for kids! Makes a wonderful stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for children. From the #1 bestselling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more. Arnie's witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together! ♦ Also available in eBook and audiobook formats ♦ Lots of hilarious Christmas jokes and riddles Fun Christmas puzzles and mazes included Fantastic for early and beginning readers This book is great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family at home or school. Q: What was the barber's favorite Christmas song? A: Oh comb all ye faithful! Q: What do you call a singing elf? A: A wrapper! Q: What song do Santa's elves sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow! Scroll up and click buy to grab these hilarious holiday jokes today!
Download or read book Ho Ho Ho Christmas Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Amelia LaRoche and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house. Author Amelia LaRoche has fun with corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts in this book. Readers also discover how to make their own funny Christmas card.
Download or read book Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes written by Konnectdkids Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ Did you hear about the Snowman who was hit by a falling icicle...It knocked him out cold! ★ 501 Christmas jokes to either make you laugh out loud or groan out loud. Santa, Elves, Reindeer, Snowmen, and Gingerbread men are some of the Christmas Holiday icons that we deliver some punny jokes and one-liners in our christmas joke book for kids. The Totally Amazing Christmas jokes for kids book contains unique illustrations by our inhouse artist to add to the humor and the punchlines of these hilarious jokes for kids and adults to have a laugh over. Ideal as a Christmas gift, present or stocking stuffer. ⚠ Whats inside ⚠ - 501 Christmas Holiday hilarious and silly jokes. - Christmas illustrations drawn by our own Konnectd Kids artist. - 110 pages packed full of jokes and illustrations. - Glossy cover in its full-color glory. - Bonus FREE Konnectd Kids books to download. ♥ Perfect Christmas gifts for the Holiday Lover ♥ What better gift to get for the kids for Christmas! Our Christmas joke book is great for kids of all ages and even adults get a buzz from side-splitting funny jokes, even the really silly ones! Deliver the fun of Christmas! After the year we have had, we all know that kids could do with some fun and laughter in their lives. So join the Snowmen, Elves Reindeer and even Santa by adding this book for your children's Christmas stockings today! Scroll up and click add to cart. Merry Christmas
Download or read book The Christmas Jokes for Kids Book written by DL Digital Entertainement and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less! What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? elfis! Does your child love, funny and holiday inspired jokes just like this? Then keep on reading... We know jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and entertain friends and family at a party. We also know that they have numerous health benefits that can positively affect you and your child in many ways! When it comes to jokes, they have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Unfortunately, finding interesting Christmas jokes can take a lot of time and effort to find when searching through blog post after blog post. Luckily, The Christmas Jokes for Kids Book puts an end to this problem, putting all of the most hilarious Christmas jokes we could possibly find into one, convenient place. In this book, you can expect: 250+ laugh-out-loud Christmas jokes Jokes that are easy to hear and comprehend Fun and interactive jokes kids will adore Entertainment perfect for a Christmas party A clear and concise layout for the ultimate experience And much more... Now, we know some types of jokes can be repetitive and boring. Seeing the same jokes you always see over and over again is no fun at all. We've made it our number one priority to find new hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes in order to keep you interested and always wanting more. So, are you ready to entertain all your friends and family at the Halloween party this year? Then click the add to cart button now!
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
Download or read book Hilarious Holiday Humor written by Richard Lederer and published by Marion Street Press. This book was released on 2013-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sidesplitting jokes, puns, and puzzles are unleashed in this festive collection of quips for all of the major U.S. holidays. Each celebrated day from New Year's to Christmas is afforded a separate chapter, organized in calendar order. Class clowns and junior high school comedians will uncover a bevy of vocabulary-enhancing humor and wholesome witticisms, such as Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom. Enhanced by lively illustrations, each section also offers fun and fascinating origin stories and customs, making this a mirthful introduction to understanding modern-day celebrations.
Download or read book Holiday Humor written by Lisa Brooks (Staff writer) and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of funny Christmas-themed stories, song parodies, jokes, cartoons, and more! Read about the escapades of Christmas criminals, holiday flubs and fights between neighbors that ended up in the local papers, wisdom and "wisdom" from the mouths of children, and more Funny black and white photos and cartoons of Santa, cats, dogs, and kids add additional laughs The perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift! 272 pages
