Download or read book Those Are Not My Underpants written by Melissa Martin and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone lost their underpants! There, dangling from that tree branch! Are they YOURS? New York Times bestselling author/illustrator of Can I Be Your Dog?, Troy Cummings, brings to life Melissa Martin's gentle but hilarious read aloud, filled with silliness and gleeful anticipation of THE END. One morning, Bear Cub wakes up and finds underwear hanging on a tree limb. Who could they belong to? Ever inquisitive, he sets out on a quest through the forest to find the tighty whities' rightful owner. Could the underpants belong to Squirrel? Moose? Snake, maybe? Salmon?! Each animal denies that the bloomers belong to them, but readers will surely be giggling every step on the way...especially when they find out who the underpants actually belong to. Award-winning illustrator Troy Cummings delivers his signature warmth and humor to what could have been a very embarassing tail, er, I mean TALE, by author and child therapist Melissa Martin.

Download or read book Creepy Pair of Underwear written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear. Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!

Download or read book Whose Panties Are These written by Jennifer Leo and published by Travelers' Tales. This book was released on 2004 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best travel stories often hatch when things go completely wrong, and this second title in a series of women's travel humor capitalizes on that phenomenon with more sidesplitting stories of female misadventure around the world.

Download or read book Hey Lady Hey Waitress Hey Miss written by Jeanne Webb and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-02 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Jeanne Webb served as a flight attendant for one of the largest airlines in the United States for over three decades, from the 1950s through the 1980s. During that time, she encountered all kinds of personalities in her work, both on and off the airplane. In Hey, Lady! Hey, Waitress! Hey, Miss!, she shares some of her most memorable stories from that time period. The life of a flight attendant was unique during Webbs career, and she recorded many of her stories in diaries and journals. Now she recalls strange conversations and events, as well as humorous, rewarding, and sometimes aggravating interactions with a wide range of passengers. Featuring celebrity encounters, bizarre requests, medical emergencies, and poignant recollections, these stories illustrate the unusual situations faced by flight attendants on a daily basis. In this personal narrative, one woman paints an intriguing picture of the exciting and occasionally crazy experiences of flight attendants in the latter half of the twentieth century.

Download or read book The Devil s Panties Volume 3 written by Jennie Breeden and published by The Devil's Panties. This book was released on with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is a daily comic strip which doubles as the not-so-secret, mostly-true diary of the author, Jennie Breeden, who aspires to one day be a successful comic artist. Fate provides Jen with lots of fodder in this third volume. Follow along with the author's misadventures as she nearly dies of hypothermia,wrecks her car, and gets prodded by doctors. It's not all doom and gloom though, she somehow manages to go prancing around England on an epic vacation.. er, holiday. During all this, Jennie somehow manages to get in touch with her repressed feminine side with help from her Inner Princess. Who knows how she got loose... Just keep the sugar and glitter away from her.

Download or read book Trouble in Paradise written by Susan Connell and published by ePublishing Works!. This book was released on 2011-11-05 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a beautiful, buttoned-down blonde turns up in a Central American rain forest looking for her brother in law (Tony), Reilly Anderson must stop her. He wants Tony to complete secret research for his pharmaceutical company. If Allison tells Tony he's about to be a daddy Reilly fears his researcher might bolt before the research is complete. Forget that Reilly and Allison are like nitro and glycerin, Reilly will do anything to keep her from her goal - including playing to her childhood (and, soon, adult) Tarzan fantasies! With the aid of a breast obsessed monkey, a recalcitrant ten year old boy and a jungle tree house Reilly soon captures Allison's heart. Body and soul, she is his as she lets down her hair - and her guard. But what about Reilly, the pharmaceutical executive who is just trying to save a bit of the rain forest and maybe the world? Hey, it's a jungle out there where anything can happen - and it does.

Download or read book Hold on to Your Panties and Have Fun written by Emily Joanne Hoover and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-12-06 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hold on to your panties and bra as you read interesting, and incredibly funny, and outrageous true life adventures. Emily will have you LAUGHING OUT LOUD as you are inspired by her whimsical wit and wisdom. Could this published author be Dave Barrys bad ass aunt or Celia Rivenbarks cousin or Joan Rivers younger sister? In each capsulizing chapter read about- Fun with Underwear, Septic Tanks, and Funerals... Fun with Wild, Wacky Wonderful Women... Fun with Dr.Up Yours, Dr. 4 Eyes, and Dr. Spread Yours... Fun with Dieting, Dating, and Dog show... Fun with Sex, Show Biz, and Shoes... Fun with Chelsea Handler and Ernest Hemingway... Fun with Recipes and Smoke Alarms... Fun in Small Towns Here and Abroad... Fun being bad at Bridge and a lot more stuff as she entertains you...

Download or read book Shout Down the Moon written by Lisa Tucker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-12-26 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Patty Taylor can handle anything. So what if the guys in her band dismiss her as just a pretty face, hired by their manager to make them more popular? She's already survived a bad childhood, a destructive teenage relationship, homelessness, and working twelve-hour shifts washing dishes. Travelling with the band gives her a way to provide for Willie, the two-year-old son she adores. But on a hot summer day in Kentucky, when Willie's father shows up outside her hotel room, newly paroled from prison and intent on having her and his son back, Patty begins a journey that will change her from a girl who can put up with anything to a woman with a voice that can bring the house down. SHOUT DOWN THE MOON is about following dreams and overcoming obstacles, about finding your voice and becoming the hero of your own life. In Patty Taylor, Lisa Tucker has created an unlikely heroine, a gutsy girl with a wry sense of humour, whose life will depend on having the courage to trust in her big talent and even bigger heart.

Download or read book The Corporate Jungle written by Harvey Knobloch and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-09 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlie Teezak is a temporary worker for the Townson agency. One day during lunch, in the drab world of paper and boxes, Charlie incites a revolt amongst the temporary employees against the corporate world. The bloodless coup a failure, he leaves the stability of a paycheck for a chance at reaching his dream. Keven Macovoe unwittingly follows his friend Charlie and is transported into the land of Golden Opportunity. The corporate runaways must face the ogres of economic reality in a struggle against corporate malaise. Will Charlie and Keven fulfill their dreams of love and wealth or will they be a part of the corporate food chain?

Download or read book The Devil s Panties Volume 7 written by Jennie Breeden and published by Devil's Panties LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is a journal comic written and drawn by Jennie Breeden. Every day the author draws a comic telling stories from her almost normal, nearly bohemian life. Sometimes Jesus and the Devil show up and talk shop. This seventh volume is a compilation of the strips drawn in 2012. There's explosions and the policemen who love them, politics and all the depressing hilarity therein, weddings and fires, singing penises, zombie penises, and then to top it all off Jen's boyfriend Obby jumps off the deep end, twice! Ok so maybe we were lying about singing penises. Only one of them was singing. The others were in the brass section. This book has redrawn and edited material, behind the scenes goodies, games, and new strips not found on the webcomic version.

Download or read book Hot Cripple written by Hogan Gorman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-03-06 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Prada to poverty-one woman's harrowing and hilarious journey Ex-model Hogan Gorman was living the typical New York working actor's life-auditions and classes by day, waitressing and fending off handsy customers by night-when a wise (or just crazy) friend convinced her to ask the universe for a change. And she got one-coming at her at forty miles per hour. Hit by a car and suffering debilitating injuries, and with no health insurance, the fashionista attempts to bounce back into her (thrift store-purchased) Jimmy Choos even as she deals with short-term memory loss, stalker ambulance drivers, trying to stay vegan on food stamps, crazy judges, hot doctors, and unsympathetic government workers. Inspired by her acclaimed one-woman show, this is a bitingly funny and keenly observed account of the cracks in our medical and social welfare system and how one woman's resilience combined with a generous dollop of humor helped her fight her way to recovery.

Download or read book Men Women written by Karen Mcleod and published by Limehouse Books. This book was released on 2011-07-14 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the hugely popular Boys & Girls, Paul Burston, returns with Men & Women, a new anthology of stories about Gay and Lesbian love. From the vantage point of middle age there are 10 unique stories about the trials and tribulations of relationships. From the difficulties of a father-son relationship, a newlywed Gay couple on their honeymoon, to a retrospective of an elderly man of his youth. Sometimes funny, occasionally heartbreaking, these are stories for all men and women from some of the UK's best known Gay and Lesbian writers.

Download or read book From My Lips written by Cho Woods and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-04 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the sequel to Brotherly Love, however this time its all about the sisterly affection. Karen decides to write about her past but self discovery overturned some things she surpressed. She's now at a crossroad of choice, however the choice she makes many help someone other that her self. Taking a chance to air her sin is a bold move for any woman to take. Some say never believe what you read, that's why Karen is giving it to you straight from her lips. Believe that!

Download or read book A Noah s Ark of Recurring Celebration written by Alan Allen and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2007-12-10 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (2007) BEFORE YOU VISIT SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE FIRST TIME, OR BEFORE YOU RETURN -- AND FOR NATIVES PLANNING TOMORROW'S DAY, TAKE A LOOK AT SAN FRANCISCO AS NEVER BEFORE. Over 1,140 unique S.F. underground photojournalism photos you will not see anyplace else! A Noah's Ark of Recurring Celebration: San Francisco Annual Event History - Winners of the Human Race ... Storytellin' Muni Drivers 20th Anniversary Edition (history & oral journalism). San Francisco, birthplace of United Nations and 49'ers is about being real. At least 70 of the 142 annual events are put on by non-profit groups to support non-profit causes to help others; the other 70 events help support non-profit causes. We're a city that cares about people. San Franciscans, visitors to-and-from the Bay Area, and tourists from across the country and around the world have faith in San Francisco and what we stand for, in our good will, creativity, and diversity ...and respect San Francisco historically as a haven of social justice for immigrants fleeing war, slavery, starvation and poverty, and as the friendliest, most creative, openly diverse and welcoming city in the world. We've historically documented that unspoken social contract, spirit and human accomplishment in a unique book about a unique city, and why it's a travel destination for pleasure seekers and business people for their conventions, from around the world.

Download or read book Radical Respect written by Kim Scott and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to be respectful and respected at work—from the author of the revolutionary bestseller Radical Candor. We CAN create cultures where everyone does the best work of their lives and enjoys working together. Radical Respect offers a simple framework that helps us identify what gets in the way of that—and practical, tactical tips for how to get back on track. Candid stories from Scott’s career make it a memorable read. Previously published as Just Work and now substantially revised and updated, Radical Respect starts from a simple point of departure: organizations that optimize for collaboration and honor everyone’s individuality are more successful, joyful places to work. What moves us away from Radical Respect? Scott offers a "toxonomy" that breaks down a problem that often feels monolithic into its component parts. Once we break a problem down, we can more easily identify solutions. No matter what your role is, this is the essential guide for helping to create the kind of workplace where you and those around you can thrive.

Download or read book Ebony written by and published by . This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EBONY is the flagship magazine of Johnson Publishing. Founded in 1945 by John H. Johnson, it still maintains the highest global circulation of any African American-focused magazine.

Download or read book The Polka Dot Girl written by Darragh McManus and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2012-12-31 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madeleine Greenhill was rich, beautiful, reckless…now she’s dead, dumped in the water. Her mother Misericordiae is the most feared woman in Hera City, which puts added pressure on investigating detective Eugenie Auf der Maur. Gutsy, smart and likeable, ‘Genie’ thought she knew the strange, all-female world of Hera inside-out. She was wrong, and gets drawn into a labyrinth of sex and money, power and religion, double-cross and corruption. Nothing is at seems and nobody can be trusted as she becomes obsessed with finding the girl’s killer. Hard-edged and soft-hearted, The Polka Dot Girl combines a serpentine plot, bristling dialogue and shadowy, sensuous atmosphere to create a classic noir-style mystery: Sam Spade in lipstick and a dress. In Hera City, the female of the species really can be deadly. ,