Download or read book Hey Lady are These Your Underwear written by A. L. Elder and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07-03 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comical, easy, breezy book filled with stories of childhood adventures, tenacious teenage tasks and adulthood mishaps. Author A. L. Elder invites you to take a journey through thirty-seven years of laughter and life lessons learned. Her favorite chapters include: Gilded Gelding, He Married A Stalker, Hey Lady and The Wrong Funeral. Are looking for a book full of antics that will cause a giggle to escape your lips? Go ahead, give Hey Lady ... are these your underwear? a read.

Download or read book Hey Lady Are These Your Underwear written by April Elder and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-08-30 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comical, easy, breezy book filled with stories of childhood adventures, tenacious teenage tasks and adulthood mishaps. Author A. L. Elder, invites you to take a journey through thirty-seven years of laughter and life lessons learned. Her favorite chapters include: Gilded Gelding, He Married a Stalker, Hey Lady and The Wrong Funeral. Are looking for a book full of antics that will cause a giggle to escape your lips? Go ahead, and grab: Hey Lady ... are these your underwear?

Download or read book Those Are Not My Underpants written by Melissa Martin and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone lost their underpants! There, dangling from that tree branch! Are they YOURS? New York Times bestselling author/illustrator of Can I Be Your Dog?, Troy Cummings, brings to life Melissa Martin's gentle but hilarious read aloud, filled with silliness and gleeful anticipation of THE END. One morning, Bear Cub wakes up and finds underwear hanging on a tree limb. Who could they belong to? Ever inquisitive, he sets out on a quest through the forest to find the tighty whities' rightful owner. Could the underpants belong to Squirrel? Moose? Snake, maybe? Salmon?! Each animal denies that the bloomers belong to them, but readers will surely be giggling every step on the way...especially when they find out who the underpants actually belong to. Award-winning illustrator Troy Cummings delivers his signature warmth and humor to what could have been a very embarassing tail, er, I mean TALE, by author and child therapist Melissa Martin.

Download or read book Hey Lady Hey Waitress Hey Miss written by Jeanne Webb and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-02 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Jeanne Webb served as a flight attendant for one of the largest airlines in the United States for over three decades, from the 1950s through the 1980s. During that time, she encountered all kinds of personalities in her work, both on and off the airplane. In Hey, Lady! Hey, Waitress! Hey, Miss!, she shares some of her most memorable stories from that time period. The life of a flight attendant was unique during Webbs career, and she recorded many of her stories in diaries and journals. Now she recalls strange conversations and events, as well as humorous, rewarding, and sometimes aggravating interactions with a wide range of passengers. Featuring celebrity encounters, bizarre requests, medical emergencies, and poignant recollections, these stories illustrate the unusual situations faced by flight attendants on a daily basis. In this personal narrative, one woman paints an intriguing picture of the exciting and occasionally crazy experiences of flight attendants in the latter half of the twentieth century.

Download or read book Trouble in Paradise written by Susan Connell and published by ePublishing Works!. This book was released on 2011-11-05 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a beautiful, buttoned-down blonde turns up in a Central American rain forest looking for her brother in law (Tony), Reilly Anderson must stop her. He wants Tony to complete secret research for his pharmaceutical company. If Allison tells Tony he's about to be a daddy Reilly fears his researcher might bolt before the research is complete. Forget that Reilly and Allison are like nitro and glycerin, Reilly will do anything to keep her from her goal - including playing to her childhood (and, soon, adult) Tarzan fantasies! With the aid of a breast obsessed monkey, a recalcitrant ten year old boy and a jungle tree house Reilly soon captures Allison's heart. Body and soul, she is his as she lets down her hair - and her guard. But what about Reilly, the pharmaceutical executive who is just trying to save a bit of the rain forest and maybe the world? Hey, it's a jungle out there where anything can happen - and it does.

Download or read book The Devil s Panties Volume 7 written by Jennie Breeden and published by Devil's Panties LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is a journal comic written and drawn by Jennie Breeden. Every day the author draws a comic telling stories from her almost normal, nearly bohemian life. Sometimes Jesus and the Devil show up and talk shop. This seventh volume is a compilation of the strips drawn in 2012. There's explosions and the policemen who love them, politics and all the depressing hilarity therein, weddings and fires, singing penises, zombie penises, and then to top it all off Jen's boyfriend Obby jumps off the deep end, twice! Ok so maybe we were lying about singing penises. Only one of them was singing. The others were in the brass section. This book has redrawn and edited material, behind the scenes goodies, games, and new strips not found on the webcomic version.

Download or read book The Devil s Panties Volume 1 written by Jennie Breeden and published by Devil's Panties LLC. This book was released on with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Running the register at a comic shop, waiting tables at a restaurant... this wasn't quite what Jennie had in mind after graduating with a shiny degree in Sequential Art(though it may have been what was in everyone else's mind). As life overwhelmed her and her drawing hand withered away, Jennie made a promise to herself to stay in practice by drawing a new comic every single day. This first volume is a compilation of those comics. From dating and clubbing to trying to make it as an artist, follow along as Jennie chronicles her daily struggles, sorrows, joys and WTFs in life.

Download or read book The Heroes of Olympus The Blood of Olympus written by Rick Riordan and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 564 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though the Greek and Roman crewmembers of the Argo II have made progress in their many quests, they still seem no closer to defeating the earth mother, Gaea. Her giants have risen—all of them, and they're stronger than ever. They must be stopped before the Feast of Spes, when Gaea plans to have two demigods sacrificed in Athens. She needs their blood—the blood of Olympus—in order to wake. The demigods are having more frequent visions of a terrible battle at Camp Half-Blood. The Roman legion from Camp Jupiter, led by Octavian, is almost within striking distance. Though it is tempting to take the Athena Parthenos to Athens to use as a secret weapon, the friends know that the huge statue belongs back on Long Island, where it might be able to stop a war between the two camps. The Athena Parthenos will go west; the Argo II will go east. The gods, still suffering from multiple personality disorder, are useless. How can a handful of young demigods hope to persevere against Gaea's army of powerful giants? As dangerous as it is to head to Athens, they have no other option. They have sacrificed too much already. And if Gaea wakes, it is game over.

Download or read book Look But Don t Touch written by Sandra Chastain and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2014-02-15 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Photographer Cat McCade has no problem admitting she has a weakness for half-naked men. After all, she's gained national recognition for her men's underwear ads. Still, she's always very careful not to let any man get too close—until she has a fateful run-in with Texas Ranger Jesse Dane. And then she can't get him out of his clothes fast enough.… Jesse Dane is a loner—and likes it that way. Only, since he shared a one-night stand with a sexy stranger, he's been out of sorts, suddenly wanting more.… So when he learns he's getting a new assignment—to serve as a bodyguard to powerful businessman Sterling Szachon's new photographer— he's relieved. Until he realizes that the body he'll be guarding is the one that shared his bed…

Download or read book The Holiday Treatment written by Elle Spencer and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By day, Holly Hudson’s a story editor for Wifetime Network. By night, she’s the writer for the network’s very cheesy, very straight holiday romance series—Christmas in Evermore. Holly took the job to accomplish exactly one thing: a gay Christmas movie. She’s been shot down before, but things start to look up when Meredith Drake unexpectedly moves into the network’s holiday division. On the heels of a brief (but totally hot) fling, Holly and Meredith agree to keep things professional now that they’ll be working together. Especially since the network has a strict policy about workplace relationships. Instead, they vow to channel their passion into a pitch for the network’s first Christmas movie to feature two female leads. In this contemporary romance, Holly and Meredith work to make the Yuletide gayer while discovering that happy endings aren’t only for the movies.

Download or read book Dr Cuterus written by Dr Tanaya Narendra and published by Penguin Random House India Private Limited. This book was released on 2022-12-05 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter what kind of bits you have, the 'private' bits between our legs often leave us with ... many feelings and many questions. Is it big enough? Is it too big? Why is it so dark? And hairy? How are babies made? Why do periods hurt? As John Mayer so beautifully sang, your body is a wonderland, but in the land of the Kama Sutra, we often forget this. Words like vagina, clitoris, penis, scrotum tend to confound and embarrass people. Maybe even you, dear reader? Even though everyone has a body, nobody wants to talk about it. Especially those 'private' bits. With so much shame and stigma, we have nowhere to go to learn and understand our bodies. Instead of a beautiful, technicolour musical, our relationship with our bodies remains a drab black and white production. This is where this book comes in-a one-stop scientific, funny, and easy to understand guide to everything you've always wondered about what's 'down there'. Or even up there! Whatever your concern, Dr Cuterus has got you covered.

Download or read book The Devil s Panties Volume 3 written by Jennie Breeden and published by The Devil's Panties. This book was released on with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is a daily comic strip which doubles as the not-so-secret, mostly-true diary of the author, Jennie Breeden, who aspires to one day be a successful comic artist. Fate provides Jen with lots of fodder in this third volume. Follow along with the author's misadventures as she nearly dies of hypothermia,wrecks her car, and gets prodded by doctors. It's not all doom and gloom though, she somehow manages to go prancing around England on an epic vacation.. er, holiday. During all this, Jennie somehow manages to get in touch with her repressed feminine side with help from her Inner Princess. Who knows how she got loose... Just keep the sugar and glitter away from her.

Download or read book The Legislative Dance written by Malcolm Chester and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Bob Williams, a handsome insurance broker, is elected to the Illinois state legislature as a Democrat from the Chicago suburbs, he finds a whole new world full of flawed characters clashing over ideas, policies, and money at the state capitol. He must learn the ropes and learn to play the politics within the politics. As his wife, Cindy, descends into madness and is committed to a mental institution, he is drawn to two beautiful Hispanic women legislatorsCynthia Rodriguez and Roberta Gonzaleswho compete for him. Having risen from poverty, both are accomplished. One is a brilliant, compassionate, high-energy powerhouse, while the other is an enormously talented singer. But the one Williams ultimately chooses not only struggles with the conflicts in her nature, but faces Mathew Remington, a powerful billionaire who hatches a plan to destroy her and the cause so important to her and the nation. Shes rebuffed Remingtons advances, and he plans to get his revenge. Both humorous and tragic, The Legislative Dance provides a fictional inside look at the elected officialsfoibles and allcharged with the task of deciding some of lifes most important issues.

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Download or read book My Stunning Boss Lady written by Lao Jiu and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-02-26 with total page 739 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A country bumpkin who had just arrived in a city but ran into a wall everywhere, let's see how he, For Brother's brother, and his friend, support the heavens ... Men would never admit defeat!

Download or read book The Genesis Flaw written by L. A. Larkin and published by Constable. This book was released on 2016-09-08 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Human experiments in Zimbabwe, an Australian farmer's death, and a Sydney CEO's suicide: these events are linked in the mind of one woman, Serena Swift. A ballsy advertising director with a guilty conscience, she decides to take on one of the world's most powerful producers of genetically modified food, Gene-Asis. Serena disguises herself to infiltrate Gene-Asis in an attempt to expose the company's horrific genetic experiments. But suddenly Swift's informants disappear, and she is hunted by a hired killer and framed for murder. Chased from Sydney to New York, she must face the man she fears most, on his own turf. If she fails, nothing can stop a global catastrophe. And nobody can help her - except a dead man.

Download or read book Night Moves written by J. Matthew Snook and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12-23 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nancy McCormic has a secret that's dangerously close to getting out, and she's doing nothing to stop it. You might say she's asking for it. You might say she doesn't know any better. And if you ever confronted Nancy herself she'd probably tell you that she had no idea what you were talking about. That's just Nancy. Misty Raines is a brash stripper with an enormous bouncing rack and a knack for dishing out her own irrelevant brand of disgusting streetwise advice. As unpredictable as she is unapologetic, Misty is Misty and if you don't like that, you know where the door is because she's tired of the lip. They're about to become best friends. Brought to vivacious life through the brilliant pen of enigmatic and ever elusive writer J. Matthew Snook, Night Moves is the captivating tale of a small town Missouri house wife stumbling her way through the sexiest mid-life crisis west of the Mississippi.