Download or read book Here We Go Ladies written by Roger Waisanen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here We Go Ladies is a collection of jokes and anecdotes I have gathered and used over my 20 years of umpiring. Some of them are jokes from ladies I have umpired. I find a joke or two can be encouraging to a player or team that is down. This collection of jokes as well as the t-shirts with witty sayings that I wear help lighten the atmosphere of the games and tournaments I umpire. I hope you enjoy them as much as the players and I have over the years.

Download or read book Here We Go Ladies written by Roger Waisanen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-05 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here We Go Ladies is a collection of jokes and anecdotes I have gathered and used over my 20 years of umpiring. Some of them are jokes from ladies I have umpired. I find a joke or two can be encouraging to a player or team that is down. This collection of jokes as well as the t-shirts with witty sayings that I wear help lighten the atmosphere of the games and tournaments I umpire. I hope you enjoy them as much as the players and I have over the years.

Download or read book All the Single Ladies written by Rebecca Traister and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Today, only twenty percent of Americans are wed by age twenty-nine, compared to nearly sixty percent in 1960. The Population Reference Bureau calls it a 'dramatic reversal.' [This book presents a] portrait of contemporary American life and how we got here, through the lens of the single American woman, covering class, race, [and] sexual orientation, and filled with ... anecdotes from ... contemporary and historical figures"--

Download or read book Hey Ladies written by Michelle Markowitz and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the column of the same name that appeared in The Toast, Hey Ladies! is a laugh-out-loud read that follows a fictitious group of eight 20-and-30-something female friends for one year of holidays, summer house rentals, dates, brunches, breakups, and, of course, the planning of a disastrous wedding. This instantly relatable story is told entirely through emails, texts, DMs, and every other form of communication known to man. The women in the book are stand-ins for annoying friends that we all have. There’s Nicole, who’s always broke and tries to pay for things in Forever21 gift cards. There’s Katie, the self-important budding journalist, who thinks a retweet and a byline are the same thing. And there’s Jen, the DIY suburban bride-to-be. With a perfectly pitched sardonic tone, Hey Ladies! will have you cringing and laughing as you recognize your own friends, and even yourself.

Download or read book Beauty Queens written by Libba Bray and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From bestselling, Printz Award-winning author Libba Bray, the story of a plane of beauty pageant contestants that crashes on a desert island.Teen beauty queens. A "Lost"-like island. Mysteries and dangers. No access to emall. And the spirit of fierce, feral competition that lives underground in girls, a savage brutality that can only be revealed by a journey into the heart of non-exfoliated darkness. Oh, the horror, the horror! Only funnier. With evening gowns. And a body count.

Download or read book written by Kmg-baughman and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 514 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Survival!Yes survival!After thirty-four and a half years of physical, mental, verbal, sexual abuse, and yes-even incest, enough is enough! Thirty six year old Alyssa Montgomery is married and has one daughter. She knows there are things going on with herself that she cannot explain! Two years ago, Alyssa had gone to see Dr. Norma Price, a Psychologist who specialized in situations like Alyssa's. She didn't care much for Dr. Price, but she knows that she is the only one who has any knowledge of her family history and herself, so maybe she will give Alyssa one more chance to help her figure out what the hell is going on!Alyssa decided since she was already there, she would storm Dr. Price's office, going past the receptionist who tried to stop Alyssa from going back, and Alyssa slammed the doctor's office door open telling her that she would do whatever she said but that she needed help as of YESTERDAY! Dr. Price said; "Alyssa please take a seat in the lobby and I will be with you as soon as I can." Ten minutes later, Dr. Price opens her door and calls Alyssa back. As Alyssa is taking her seat Dr. Price is explaining to Alyssa; "I don't know if I can help you because you did not stick to our agreement for therapy before. How do I know you are serious now?" Alyssa pleaded; "I am so sorry for not coming back!" " I am sorry for not sticking to the commitment, but things are different now! I realize that I cannot fight this battle alone!" "I am scared to death I will do something I will forever regret and I don't want that to happen!" "Please Dr. Price, won't you help me?" "I can't take this abuse any more!" "I've had enough!"

Download or read book This Billionaire s Flight written by Rachel Foster and published by DM Publishing. This book was released on with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holly Larson has decided to leave everything behind. After a recent breakup with her fiancé Chad, she’s determined to have a fresh beginning in a new place. She’s headed to Boston, but a layover in Iowa causes her to be stranded. Tyler Burns is headed to a work meeting in Texas, but a delayed flight causes him to spend more time at the Des Moines airport than he planned. He ends up by Holly in the airport restaurant and overhears her telling the waiter that she is supposed to be in Boston but is stranded and not sure what she’s going to do. Tyler ends up offering her his place since he’s going to be gone awhile and she takes him up on it. Soon she’s putting off her plans to go to Boston more and more while she’s falling for the Midwestern life. Tyler becomes smitten with Holly and is ready to throw in his work life to settle down, but Holly still heads to Boston.

Download or read book NEVER TRUST A LADY written by Kathleen Creighton and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-07-15 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RITA Award Winning Author Appearances can be deceiving…. THE MAJOR PLAYER: Embittered Interpol agent Tom Hawkins. He'd sworn off women and family—until he met a suspect he couldn't forget, maddeningly attractive Jane Carlysle…. THE PAWN: Divorced small-town mom Jane Carlysle—known to complain that nothing exciting ever happened to her. But that was about to change—all because of an irresistible, enigmatic stranger whom she found captivating in more ways than one…. THE GAME: Who Can You Trust? THE STAKES: Higher than either one of them could have imagined. They were playing for keeps—as far as each other was concerned!

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Download or read book Seaforth s Ladies written by Sandy Addison and published by Sandy Addison. This book was released on 2018-11-04 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the Spring of 1947 and Canada, as part of the British Commonwealth, has been at war with the German Third Reich for seven and a half years. A lot has changed in that time, not the least of which a whole bunch of technological changes brought about by the Rifts that were opened by the America’s atomic bombs. The Canadians added their own changes to the world when they started to allowed women to crew some of this tech on the front lines. Now Sergeant Alexandra ‘Alex’ Mackenzie and the crew of the walker Winnie face their greatest challenge so far: breaking in a new British Lieutenant as their commanding officer. Oh, and they also have to help their battalion, the Seaforth Highlanders of Canada, to break through a German defensive line. But that’s just what they agreed to do when they volunteered to crew the Allies walking tanks. Set in the universe of Clock Work Goblins Miniatures’ Konflict ’47, Seaforth’s Ladies brings to life the rich and gritty background of this alternative World War II.

Download or read book 4 Women 35 written by Sirtony and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'R'Rated FOR Adults only. Connie Cooper is struggling with her age...and her status of having never been married...and her personal secret about not having children. Her younger sister Jill is pregnant, single and in a relationship with Connie's friend Julie, an older Woman...then there is Franny ...the Bi-Sexual-Hairstylist-Actress who is determined to be successful and shares her hopes and Dreams with Connie...and finally Cheryl an African American single mother who is faced with having HIV...nobody is perfect...ever. But how imperfection finds the truth...and gives new hope and inspiration to all these lost souls is a spiritual revelation. Family Friends and fate all come together...in a story that deals with two Generations and a new one about to be born. How all these Women and friends experience the 'Pain and Anguish of Life and Death together'...and find happiness in a world that is still filled with WAR...Hate...and Religious Conflict...is a journey not to be missed. Sincerely & Passionatly Michael Savage aka Sirtony

Download or read book Saints and Sinners written by Monika Arenth and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-02-25 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time travel is Angelika’s destiny. In my previous book, The Healing Circle, Angelika journeyed into the 17th century where she experienced three days within the horrors of a black plague outbreak. With the guidance of a wise matron and a dedicated physician she survived with the help of her fellow healers. In this sequel ‘Saints and Sinners’ Angelika continues her journey. After finishing her nursing training she feels the need to pay it forward by volunteering in a state of the art underground hospital during a modern day plague outbreak in 1972. Shortly after reuniting with her family, she once again is summoned to visit the past. Perhaps it is her gift of healing or her openness towards other dimensions which predestines her journey; this time into the 13th century to the Wartburg, an ancient castle sitting in the hills of Thuringia. There she meets Saint Elizabeth the patron saint of the church of her hometown and becomes reacquainted with her first true love. Is it possible that love can bridge centuries dimensions apart?

Download or read book The Romanos written by Andrea Dumouchel and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2009-11 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book One Flew Over the Chow Chow s Nest written by Kassandra Lamb and published by misterio press LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-04 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world moves toward normal, but Marcia’s life is rarely “normal”… Newly vaccinated, Marcia Banks can finally schedule the human phase of training with her Air Force pilot client—the soon-to-be owner of a Chow-Husky service dog named Bear. But when she calls to set things up, she’s informed that the veteran has been in a private psychiatric hospital for months, with no one allowed to visit due to Covid. Marcia puts out feelers to find out what is going on, and suddenly he is discharged…only to have his private plane crash in a fiery ball two days later. Convinced this is no coincidence, Marcia attempts to find out how her veteran client became the target of a murderer. What she uncovers looks suspiciously like a scheme to defraud the Veterans’ Administration. But who’s behind it, and did they sabotage her client’s plane? Or did the saboteur have a more personal motive? And just how determined are they to silence Marcia? (Note: This story occurs during the end of the Covid pandemic, but it focuses on the optimism and relief of the spring of 2021 in the U.S.)

Download or read book A Girl s Best Friend written by Jules Wake and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2018-04-19 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A lovely, touching, uplifting read with a very likeable heroine and a dishy vet - and delightful dogs' Phillipa Ashley Welcome to your new cottage in the country - complete with grumpy vet, village gossip and a very muddy dog . . . City girl Ella wants to take refuge in the country, lick her wounds and work out what she's going to do with the rest of her life. She certainly doesn't want to have a four-legged house guest or anything to do with village life. Unfortunately, the inhabitants of Wilsgrave have other ideas... Settling in to her godmother's house for a few months of R&R, Ella finds herself the reluctant babysitter of a badly behaved Labrador - and her plans of staying mainly indoors scuppered. But as she's forced into wellies and into the village's way of doing things, Ella meets people who make her think again about what she really wants out of life and love, starting with her new furry best friend . . . A gorgeously romantic tale set in an idyllic countryside village, from the author of ebook bestseller Covent Garden in the Snow. Perfect for fans of Trisha Ashley and Katie Fforde. ________________ What everyone's saying about A Girl's Best Friend: 'The perfect read to curl up with' Zara Stoneley 'A heart-warming tale of falling in love with life again' Debbie Johnson 'Packed full of lovely characters, wagging tails and self re-discovery' ***** Reader Review 'Pure escapism' ***** Reader Review 'The author made me laugh and cry . . . A good read for a sunny afternoon' ***** Reader Review 'I enjoyed it so much I finished it within 24 hours' ***** Reader Review

Download or read book Death in Paradise The Thea Kozak Mystery Series Book 5 written by Kate Flora and published by ePublishing Works!. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Hawaii to help run a conference, Thea Kozak is determined to find time to relax--until the conference chairwoman is found dead. While struggling to keep the conference from descending into chaos, Thea discovers more motives and suspects than she can handle. Throw in hostile local cops, the victim's suspicious husband, and Thea's hopes for trading her business suit for a bikini and some sun are dashed. But with help from an observant little girl, a too-observant pathologist, and a dear friend, Thea just may come out of this alive. THE THEA KOZAK MYSTERY SERIES, in order Chosen for Death Death in a Funhouse Mirror Death at the Wheel An Educated Death Death in Paradise Liberty or Death Stalking Death Death Warmed Over

Download or read book Girl Talk 2 written by Stella B. Good and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-02-10 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Girl talk 2 is the sequel to Girl Talk. Its about 4 sisters and their friends who congregated on weekends and have what they call a powwow. Its an adult version of a pajama party. They tackled some of lifes issues such as, have you ever been in an abusive relationship, or how long would you wait before dating again after your significant other passed away? Kendra was the baby girl and her answers and opinions leave you wondering what planet is she from. When a woman is scorned you do not want to be on the receiving end, its anything but nice. See how they got revenge on a man who played with the wrong women.