Download or read book Hello My Name Is Mommy written by Sheri Lynch and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-04-07 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but a Misfit Mommy wants to do everything but. Mommies-to-be who feel like frauds and impostors won't feel alone anymore with this insightful and laugh-out-loud guide.

Download or read book Hello My Name Is Mommy written by Sheri Lynch and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2004-04-07 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious and true and inspirational, Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every pregnant woman and new mother who ever felt helpless and out of control instead of confident and aglow. Sure, women know pregnancy is no bed of roses, but Lynch taps into her own dysfunctional childhood and fears about becoming a mom to label a much profounder worry many moms-to-be have: that their own pasts were so screwed up that they're doomed to repeat the cycle. Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but Lynch's Misfit Mommies want to do every last thing but that. They feel like frauds and imposters, and Lynch's real-girl's voice will be instantly recognizable to them. Lynch will walk and talk new moms through it all: from lamenting the hot dogs and second-hand smoke they were raised on (and, of course, "you turned out just fine") to the realization that kids are kind of germy and gross (but feeling that way doesn't make one a bad mother) to keeping it together at work with Cheerios in the old nursing bra.

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Download or read book My Name Is Not Isabella written by Jennifer Fosberry and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller! Just How Big Can a Little Girl Dream? Ask Isabella... She takes a wild ride-and discovers the sky's the limit! "This story...speaks frankly about self-identity and self affirmation as Isabella decides at the end that she is actually herself...because she possesses the best parts of all of the women she looks up to." -ForeWord Magazine "The colorful mixed-media artwork reinforces the fanciful, upbeat tone of the book. Use this story to ignite young readers' interest in women's history." -School Library Journal Who Is Your Hero? Isabella's include U.S. Astronaut Sally Ride, activist Rosa Parks, and sharpshooter Annie Oakley-but there's no bigger hero than Isabella's own mommy! Join Isabella on an adventure of discovery-and find out how imagining to be these extraordinary women teaches her the importance of being her extraordinary self. A rollicking read-aloud and terrific "read-to-myself" story, My Name Is Not Isabella is capturing hearts and awards, including: Silver ForeWord Book of the Year Award for Picture Books Gold Moonbeam Children's Book Award Gold Independent Publisher Book Award Amelia Bloomer List Jennifer Fosberry is a science geek turned children's book writer. Until recently, she worked as a project manager in Silicon Valley in the high-tech electronic field. She currently divides her time between the San Francisco Bay Area and Costa Rica with her husband and three children. Mike Litwin combines a variety of media to create scenes that serve the imagination and education of women. A graduate of the East Carolina University School of Art and Design, he plays both designer and illustrator with an often wacky, always delightful style that uniquely blends playful innocence with devilish mischief. Illustrating and telling stories for children is his passion, his entertainment, and his dream. He currently lives in Greenville, North Carolina, with his wife and three daughters.

Download or read book Hello My Name is Max and I Have Autism written by Max Miller and published by Author House. This book was released on 2014-06-30 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of essays and drawings by Max Miller, a 12 year old boy on the autism spectrum. Max explains to the reader about what life is like with autism, providing insight into the autistic mind through the words and drawings of a child on the spectrum.

Download or read book Me Llamo Gabriela written by Monica Brown and published by Rise and Shine. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gabriela Mistral, a teacher, poet, and the first Latina woman to win the Nobel Prize.

Download or read book Hello My Name Is Mama Funny Baby Shower Gift for the New Mom Mother to Be Pregnancy Announcement Gift for Mommy written by Family Time and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-07 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello My Name Is MAMA! Name tag design. Funny notebook for the mother to be. Great baby shower gift. Get matching books for the Mommy Club Gang Crew. New mom gifts. 6" x 9" lined notebook, 120 pages, matte cover.

Download or read book Hello my name is Emily written by Joy Lynn Goddard and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For a smart girl, Emily is planning to do something really stupid . . . She's mad at her mother. So what else is new? As a typical teenager, Emily wants a life, but her mother wants to ruin everything! She even treats the family dog better than she does Emily. Besides, she's not even her real mother - Emily and Taylor, her brother, were adopted. As Emily begins the search for her birth mother, she reaches a dead end, but then a man sends her an email that changes her life. She wants to meet him secretly. Her friend Alex warns her not to go because he thinks that cyberspace is full of creeps. But Emily doesn't listen to him and heads into serious trouble. Frantic, Alex tries his best to save her. Will he be too late?

Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Working Mom s Soul written by Jack Canfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-21 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you work full time or part time, in an office or from your home, or are a stay-at-home moms Chicken Soup for the Working Mom's Soul is for you.

Download or read book Thank You For Joining the Algorithm written by Alex Woodroe and published by Tenebrous Press. This book was released on 2023-11-21 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DEATH TO THE ROBOTS! This Zero Issue of Tenebrous' upcoming quarterly magazine has arrived to wrest the controls of artistic endeavor from the clutches of A.I. thieves and restore it to the rightful hands of human creators. This collection of Sci-Horror short fiction, comics, poems, and art celebrates the connection between humanity and creativity in the face of ever-increasing pressure to submit to the inevitability of algorithmic dominion. **Profits from sales of THANK YOU FOR JOINING THE ALGORITHM go to the Algorithmic Justice League and the European Guild of Artificial Intelligence Regulation.** Table of Contents: SHORT FICTION: “The Android & Esmel” by Marcy Arlin “Chimera” by Edward Barnfield “TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SYMPTOMS” by Caleb Bethea “Please Rate Your Experience From 1-10” by Michael Boulerice “Filtered” by Koji A. Dae ”The Grid” by Beth Dawkins “Philanderer” by Monica Joyce Evans “Wound Together” by gaast “The Grin of the Ministry” by Colin Hinckley “Schroedinger's Head” by Joe Koch “The Price of Pancakes” by Michael A. Reed “Iago v2.0” by Karlo Yeager Rodríguez “I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” by Jill Tew “Requiem Shark” by Kay Vaindal “The Bodiless” by Carson Winter POETRY & WEIRD FORMS: “Rent-A-Baby: Content Without the Commitment” by Lyndsey Croal “do not trust the poet what has the poet ever done for you” by luna rey hall “CyberBerry” by Eva Papasoulioti “A Face-Eating Oracle Envisions Your Future” by Simo Srinivas COMICS: “I’m not a robot” by Aster Fialla “Spare Parts” by Caitlin Marceau ADDITIONAL ART: Janice Blaine Jonathan La Mantia Samir Sirk Morató Helen Whistberry Plus a LOGIC PUZZLE created by Arkylie Killingstad. Cover art by Becca Snow. Edited by Cameron Howard. Editor in Chief: Alex Woodroe.

Download or read book M Is for Mama written by Abbie Halberstadt and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mama of ten Abbie Halberstadt helps women humbly and gracefully rise to the high calling of motherhood without settling for mediocrity or losing their minds in the process. Motherhood is a challenge. Unfortunately, our worldly culture offers moms little in the way of real help. Mamas only connect to celebrate surviving another day and to share in their misery rather than rejoice in what God has done and to build each other up in hard times. There has a be a better way, a biblical way, for mamas to grow and thrive. As a daughter of Christ, you have been called to be more than an average mama. Attaining excellence doesn’t have to be unsettling but it will take committed focus and a desire to parent well according to God’s grace and for His glory. M is for Mama offers advice, encouragement, and scripturally sound strategies seasoned with a little bit of humor to help you embrace the challenge of biblical motherhood and raise your children with love and wisdom. Mama, you are worthy of the awesome responsibility God has given you. Now it’s time to start believing you can live up to it.

Download or read book Hello My Name Is written by Matthew West and published by Worthy Books. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world goes out of its way to make you believe you are not good enough. Maybe you aren't sure you like where you've been, or who you've become. Maybe someone has made you believe a lie about who you are by speaking damaging words to you. The discovery of our true identities does not begin by looking within ourselves, but by looking to the One who made us. Hello, My Name Is will inspire you to not wear the nametag that someone else gave you, but to wear the name of who God says you are. Your name may be "Lonely" . . . He calls you Friend. Your name may be "Failure" . . . He calls you Redeemed. Your name may be "Broken" . . . He calls you Beloved. It is time to tear off the false nametags that cover up your true identity. Understanding who you are begins with knowing Whose you are so you can embrace your destiny as a child of the one true King. "Hello, My Name Is will silence the lies of the enemy so you can hear God whisper, 'You are mine. You are wanted. You are so incredibly loved.'" —Lysa Terkeurst, New York Times best-selling author and president of Proverbs 31 Ministries "Hello, My Name Is gets to the heart of an issue that haunts the homeless and the hero, the kid and the king, the disabled and the diva—our identity." —Randy Frazee, Senior Minister at Oak Hills Church, author of The Heart of the Story Matthew West brings the rare combination of songwriter an pastor to his ministry. He is a modern-day King David, creating Psalms that touch the heart of God and God’s children. Now, as an added blessing to us all, he has compiled his thoughts into a book. A person can almost hear Matthew sing through the pages. I’m deeply grateful for this work, this singer, this friend. —Max Lucado, New York Times best-selling author Matthew West has always written honestly in his songs and stories. In his latest book, Hello, My Name Is, Matthew may offer his greatest truth yet: how to discover our God-given identity while building a closer relationship with our Lord. I gained a lot of insight while reading this book, and I know you will as well. —Scotty McCreery, ACM, BMI, and CMT award-winning country music entertainer and author of Go Big or Go Home: The Journey Toward the Dream

Download or read book Be Happy or I ll Scream written by Sheri Lynch and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be Happy or I'll Scream is for every married woman who has found just the tiniest bit of disconnect between the image of a perfect family in her head-think "The Brady Bunch" or "The Huxtables"-and the evidence in front of her eyes. Instead of darling and compliant rosy-cheeked children and an adorably tolerant husband ready to go along with zany shenanigans, most women are faced with: kids who view family outings with all the enthusiasm of hardened inmates forced to bust rocks in roadside Alabama and a man who would trade every last one of her kooky ideas for a just a teeny little bit more sex and a hot meal on the table at six. Sheri Lynch, co-cost of radio's syndicated Bob & Sheri, is a superb humorist of modern marriage, mores, and motherhood. Her Hello, My Name Is Mommy decoded the pitfalls of pregnancy and trials of new motherhood. Be Happy or I'll Scream taps into the wackier, even more wonderful world of family and husband management, kid-raising, and sanity maintenance in the face of it all. Her take on what life is really like inside a marriage-as opposed to what it looks like on the holiday card version of same-will ring both wacky and true to any woman who was ever foolish enough to dream of the perfect marriage and family.

Download or read book The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting written by Ilana Wiles and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 662 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular blog Mommy Shorts comes a “hilarious and comforting” look at real-world motherhood (New York Times bestselling author, Jill Smokler). Ilana Wiles is not a particularly good mother. She’s not a particularly bad mother either. Like most of us, she’s somewhere in between. And she has some surprisingly good advice about navigating life as an imperfect parent. In this witty and loving homage to the every-parent, Wiles suggests that they having the best child-rearing experience of all. Using Wiles’s signature infographics and photographs to illustrate her personal and hilarious essays on motherhood, The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting is an honest book that celebrates the fun of being a mom.

Download or read book Look Mom No Roof written by Mark Palazzo and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My business partner in the early nineties often said to me, "We should write a book." Interesting stories seemed to occur often in our normal course of business, and we thought that collectively, it could have been a good book. Then the idea gained steam over the last several years with more stories, but the narrative changed to that is going to be in the book. Well, I finally decided to actually write the book, and this collection of stories has been my experiences dealing in the real estate business over the last few decades. The title came from my dad, since I have shared many stories with him about my day-to-day follies. And in many cases, I have gone into a property searching for a valuation only to find out that there is no roof. Then it happened again....and again. So hence the title.

Download or read book Reinventing Mom written by Kelly Pryde and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-12-11 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Youre on demand 24/7, juggling children, home management, work, relationships, and never-ending to-do lists. You perform superhuman feats of multitasking to get it all done, but the harder you strive for life balance and happiness, the more tired, frustrated, and underappreciated you feel. Like many moms today, you are simply running on empty. In this guide, Kelly Pryde, Ph.D., combines real-life experiences with extensive research to help you step out of the hurried fogginess of everyday juggling into a deeper, more joyful experience of motherhood. Her seven pathways of reinvention will help you learn how to: turn around self-limiting beliefs and practices reclaim your feminine wisdom and restore your energy and mood rethink balance and priorities find joy, meaning, and peace of mind amidst the chaos slow down and reconnect with what matters most to you and your family Filled with practical advice, inspiring stories, and a wealth of resources, Reinventing Mom will support, nurture, and guide you toward becoming the Mom and woman you are meant to be.

Download or read book Purple Rose for a Sweet Mother written by Joachin O. Mbonu and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whack, whack, whack was her mothers heavy hand across her face. A sweet Christian daddy protected his daughter from her alcoholic and abusive mother. Unfortunately he died young and the mothers ugly behavior increased towards the daughter. She was rescued by a girl and family. Her faith in her daddy and prayer made her the sweetest mother of her time.