Download or read book Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents A Potter Secret Parody written by MJ Ware and published by CG PRESS LTD.. This book was released on 2015-05-11 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Austen comes to England knowing as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts he's in for more than he expected. If it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the Chamber before he becomes another victim of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Download or read book Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb written by MJ Ware and published by MJA Ware. This book was released on 2011-09-18 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When life gives you lemons, kill zombies — turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead.After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled—except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle.Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp.Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something like the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. But even if their friendship survives, there's another problem: Someone has to lure the undead into the trap.
Download or read book A Corner of the Universe Scholastic Gold written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ann Martin's phenomenal Newbery Honor book, now in paperback The summer Hattie turns 12, her predictable smalltown life is turned on end when her uncle Adam returns home for the first time in over ten years. Hattie has never met him, never known about him. He's been institutionalized; his condition invovles schizophrenia and autism. Hattie, a shy girl who prefers the company of adults, takes immediately to her excitable uncle, even when the rest of the family -- her parents and grandparents -- have trouble dealing with his intense way of seeing the world. And Adam, too, sees that Hattie is special, that her quiet, shy ways are not a disability,
Download or read book The Potions Master s Nephew written by SeverelySnaped and published by SeverelySnaped. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a potion goes horribly wrong, Professor Snape is transformed and seemingly trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Much to his disgust he finds himself enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus. EDIT: This book is free, but google still insists on asking for payment details so it can charge you zero dollars. I can't fix this, sorry. But here's a link to the story available online anyways: http://www.the-potions-masters-nephew.com/Chapters.htm
Download or read book Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes written by Timothy O'Donnell and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Chamber of Cheesecakes has been opened. Dieter's Beware!" reads the sinister warning in this hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" series. In this farce all of your favorite Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with devilish wit. You'll follow the adventures of Harry Putter, Ron Cheesley, and Hermione Stranger in their sixth year at school, seventh if you count preschool. While some of the encounters are spoofs reminiscent of the original tales, others are new, keeping the storyline fresh and unpredictable. If you like the original Harry Potter series, you'll love this crazy parody.
Download or read book The Life of Mary Baker G Eddy and the History of Christian Science written by Willa Cather and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 1993-01-01 with total page 572 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This controversial biography of the founder of the Christian Science church was serialized in McClure's Magazine in 1907-8 and published as a book the next year. It disappeared almost overnight and has been difficult to find ever since. Although a Canadian mewspaperwoman named Georgine Milmine collected the material and was credited as the author, The Life Of Mary Baker G. Eddy was actually written by Willa Cather, an editor at McClure's at that time. In his introduction to this Bison Book edition, David Stouck reveals new evidence of Cather's authorship of The Life of Mary Baker G. Eddy. He discusses her fidelity to facts and her concern with psychology and philosophy that would take creative form later on. Indeed, this biography contains "some of the finest portrait sketches and reflections on human nature that Willa Cather would ever write."
Download or read book Shakespeare Film Studies and the Visual Cultures of Modernity written by A. Guneratne and published by Springer. This book was released on 2016-04-30 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the first in-depth cultural history of cinema's polyvalent and often contradictory appropriations of Shakespearean drama and performance traditions. The author argues that these adapatations have helped shape multiple aspects of film, from cinematic style to genre and narrative construction.
Download or read book The Paradigm written by Jonathan Cahn and published by Charisma Media. This book was released on 2017 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A detailed analysis of parallels between the Old Testament story of Jezebel and the career of Hillary Clinton, including the victory of Donald Trump.
Download or read book Hairy Pothead written by L. Dowell and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-26 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you enjoy reading puerile literature, this is for you." Cheech and Chong meet Harry Potter in this parody for all the Potterheads out there by L. Henry Dowell!!! Hairy Pothead the Stoned Sorcerer is an easy read, because let's face it, most of you who will be reading this book have probably smoked yourselves daft by now, anyway. On his 30th birthday, the stoner known as Hairy Pothead receives a somewhat delayed invitation to attend the Hawgsleg School of Wizardry and Herbology. While there, he meets a wacky group of misfits including a gentle giant named Groovius Haggard, the dark and disturbing Professor Rape and Bumbling Dumbass, the lovable old Headmaster of Hawgsleg. Of course, he also meets the two people destined to become his bestest friends, Red Measley and Hornie Stranger. Little do any of them know that an evil power is hiding in their very midst. "WHO?" That's right! "WHO?" Exactly! It's the villainous King Owl Jr.! But what does he want with dear old Hairy Please Note: This parody is NOT for children NOR prudish sorts! (And especially not for prudish sorts of children!!!) Also Note: This book contains a handy British slang guide in the back at no extra charge to you, gentle reader!
Download or read book The Word Rhythm Dictionary written by Timothy Polashek and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2014-04-18 with total page 708 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This new kind of dictionary reflects the use of “rhythm rhymes” by rappers, poets, and songwriters of today. Users can look up words to find collections of words that have the same rhythm as the original and are useable in ways that are familiar to us in everything from vers libre poetry to the lyrics and music of Bob Dylan and hip hop groups.
Download or read book Crime Films written by Thomas Leitch and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2002-08-15 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book surveys the entire range of crime films, including important subgenres such as the gangster film, the private eye film, film noir, as well as the victim film, the erotic thriller, and the crime comedy. Focusing on ten films that span the range of the twentieth century, Thomas Leitch traces the transformation of the three leading figures that are common to all crime films: the criminal, the victim and the avenger. Analyzing how each of the subgenres establishes oppositions among its ritual antagonists, he shows how the distinctions among them become blurred throughout the course of the century. This blurring, Leitch maintains, reflects and fosters a deep social ambivalence towards crime and criminals, while the criminal, victim and avenger characters effectively map the shifting relations between subgenres, such as the erotic thriller and the police film, within the larger genre of crime film that informs them all.
Download or read book Anagram Solver written by Bloomsbury Publishing and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 719 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anagram Solver is the essential guide to cracking all types of quiz and crossword featuring anagrams. Containing over 200,000 words and phrases, Anagram Solver includes plural noun forms, palindromes, idioms, first names and all parts of speech. Anagrams are grouped by the number of letters they contain with the letters set out in alphabetical order so that once the letters of an anagram are arranged alphabetically, finding the solution is as easy as locating the word in a dictionary.
Download or read book Books for Kids 9 12 BODY SWAP Catastrophe A very funny book for boys and girls written by Katrina Kahler and published by KC Global Enterprises Pty Ltd. This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swapping bodies might be fun for some but when 12 year old Jack Stevenson wakes up from a freak accident one day and finds himself in his dad's body, his life abruptly becomes one huge disaster after another. When he realizes that his dad will have to go to school in his place, things instantly get much, much worse.
Download or read book Crossword Lists written by Anne Stibbs and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody written by Michael Gerber and published by Michael Gerber. This book was released on 2001-10 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parody of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
Download or read book The Letters of Thomas Gray written by Thomas Gray and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 478 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Complete Ramona Collection written by Beverly Cleary and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 1728 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether a long-time fan of Beverly Cleary or a newcomer to her award-winning books for children, this eight-book digital collection of the complete Ramona Quimby series will be a perfect addition to any bookshelf. Kids everywhere feel connected to Ramona's unique way of looking at the world as she tries to adjust to new teachers, encounters bullies at school, and puts up with her bossy older sister. The scrapes she gets herself into—like wearing pajamas to school or accidentally making egg yolk shampoo—are funny and heartwarming, and sometimes embarrassing. No matter what, Ramona's lively, curious spirit shines through. Titles included in this collection: Beezus and Ramona; Ramona the Pest; Ramona the Brave; Ramona and Her Father; Ramona and Her Mother; Ramona Quimby, Age 8; Ramona Forever; Ramona's World
