Download or read book Happy Bitch Day written by Bitch Is Bliss and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-18 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wish your favourite Bitch a Happy Birthday with this cool notebook! A writing journal is much more useful than a card. Notebook specifications - 6" x 9" / 15.24 cm x 22.86 cm, 110 pages / 55 sheets. Glossy cover.

Download or read book Happy Bitch written by Keryl Pesce and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-11-25 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered why some women are miserable bitches and others are happy bitches? The answers might surprise you. Join Keryl Pesce as she shares her newfound perspective and strength following a painful divorce. Follow along and learn how regardless of your baggage, you too can transform your life from one of heartache and struggle to one of peace and lasting happiness. Imagine being freed from regrets of the past and worries about the future. Yes! It is possible! The truth is, it's easier than you think. You already hold the secret to happiness in your hands right this very moment. About the Author Keryl Pesce is a Happy Bitch who lives with her husband in the Hudson Valley in New York. She posts weekly to her blog www.AskHappyBitch.com, addressing current and timely concerns of her followers. To ask your own questions or inquire about having Keryl speak at your next event, please email [email protected]. Praise for Happy Bitch "Happy Bitch proves that you can't smell the flowers with your head up your ass. Keryl Pesce dishes brilliant, blunt, and laugh-aloud funny advice for creating the life you were meant to live." - Hazel Dixon-Cooper, author of Work on a Rotten Day and astrologer for Cosmopolitan.com

Download or read book Happy Hour in Hell written by Tad Williams and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angel Bobby Dollar sets out to rescue his girlfriend Casimira being held hostage in the netherworld by the demon Eligor while also trying to elude an undead psychopath named Smyler.

Download or read book Happy Singles Day written by Ann Marie Walker and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Author Ann Marie Walker brings you a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy that'll warm your heart for Singles Day (the true anti-Valentine's Day!) and every day after! Single and proud of it! Oh, oops... As a Certified Professional Organizer, everything in Paige Parker's world is as it should be. Perfect apartment, perfect office, perfect life. And now, the perfect vacation planned to celebrate Singles Day. After all, what's better than celebrating her pride in being single? Because who needs a man anyway? They have zero taste in quality television, leave the toilet seat up, and sleep with your best friend. No thanks. Her life is fine just the way it is. As the owner of a now-dormant bed & breakfast, single dad Lucas Croft finally has some peace and quiet. It's only him and his five-year-old daughter, which is just the way he likes it. Because who needs a woman anyway? They nag you to clean up your stuff, want the toilet seat put down, and expect the dishes to be done the same day the meal is cooked. No thanks. His life is fine just the way it is. But when Paige books a room that Lucas' well-intentioned sister listed without his knowledge, their two worlds collide. If they can survive the week together, they just might discover exactly what they've both been missing. "Adorable, romantic, funny, and sexy!"—Kirkus Reviews for Black Tie Optional

Download or read book Happy Birthday Bitch Tits written by Honig Media Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy Birthday Bitch Tits is a 6"x9" softcover, blank lined journal you can give to a lucky recipient on their birthday. Details 110 pages of high-quality paper. Professional glossy cover. Date line at the top to help organize ideas. The perfect gift for that perfect birthday boy or girl!

Download or read book Happy written by Alex Lemon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-12-29 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: His freshman year of college, Alex Lemon was supposed to be the star catcher on the Macalester College baseball team. He was the boy getting every girl, the hard-partying kid everyone called Happy. In the spring of 1997, he had his first stroke. For two years Lemon coped with his deteriorating health by sinking deeper into alcohol and drug abuse. His charming and carefree exterior masked his self-destructive and sometimes cruel behavior as he endured two more brain bleeds and a crippling depression. After undergoing brain surgery, he is nursed back to health by his free-spirited artist mother, who once again teaches him to stand on his own. Alive with unexpected humor and sensuality, Happy is a hypnotic self-portrait of a young man confronting the wreckage of his own body; it is also the deeply moving story of a mother’s redemptive and healing powers. Alex Lemon’s Technicolor sentences pop and sing as he writes about survival—of the body and of the human spirit.

Download or read book Happy Valentines Day Bitch written by Sematol Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfectly sized for all of your project needs Size: 8.5 Inches by 11 Inches Each page printed on both sides 100 pages, Lined Unnumbered White paper Paperback

Download or read book The Bitch Switch written by Omarosa and published by Phoenix Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a woman acts assertively, makes demands, and struggles for what she wants, she is labeled a bitch. The secret is to know when and how to turn on (or turn off) that "bitch switch." Not being able to locate your "switch" leaves you open to being a victim; not knowing how to turn it off will get you a label that is hard to shake. From Omarosa, reality star, global television personality, and the prime-time woman you love to hate, comes The Bitch Switch, the smart and bitingly honest must-read for every woman who aspires to succeed in relationships, in business, and at home.

Download or read book You re a Bitch But You re My Bitch Happy Valentines Day Funny Quote Notebook written by Simply Romantic Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Love/Romance Journal/Notebook Our Funny Romantic Journal is finally here! This beautiful notebook/journal is printed to honor ALL Lovers not only for Valentine's Day but for their whole romantic life!. The cute book includes space to write your notes and thoughts for your profession or personal life, as well as cheeky front cover. Book Features 120 page Notebook/Journal Firstpage theme allows for name of recipient Funny/Inspiring Love/Romance theme matt cover Ideal Valentine's, Christmas, birthday gift, Holiday or just a simple treat! Handy 6 x 9 inch size Partners will love the Quirky theme

Download or read book The Bitch Is Back written by Cathi Hanauer and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than a decade after the New York Times bestselling anthology The Bitch in the House spoke up loud and clear for a generation of young women, nine of the original contributors are back—along with sixteen captivating new voices—sharing their ruminations from an older, stronger, and wiser perspective about love, sex, work, family, independence, body image, health, and aging: the critical flash points of women’s lives today “Born out of anger,” the essays in The Bitch in the House chronicled the face of womanhood at the beginning of a new millennium. Now, nearly fifteen years later, editor and author Cathi Hanauer has compiled a new batch of passionate, enlightened, often hilarious pieces that are less bitter and resentful, and more confident and content—a provocative and compelling companion collection that captures the spirit of postfeminism with authority, acumen, and panache. Having aged into their forties, fifties, and sixties, these “bitches”—bestselling authors, renowned journalists, and other extraordinary yet also ordinary women—have brilliant and bold things to say. In The Bitch Is Back, Cathi Hanauer, Kate Christensen, Sarah Crichton, Debora L. Spar, Ann Hood, Veronica Chambers, and twenty other powerful writers offer unique views on womanhood and feminism today. Some of the “original bitches” (OBs) revisit their earlier essays to reflect on their previous selves. All reveal how their lives have changed in the intervening years—whether they stayed coupled, left marriages, or had affairs; developed cancer or other physical challenges; coped with partners who strayed, died, or remained faithful; became full-time wage earners or homemakers; opened up their marriages; remained childless or became parents; or experienced other meaningful life transitions. The Bitch Is Back includes: bestselling novelist, memoirist, essayist, food blogger, and OB Kate Christensen on leaving her husband and starting a new life with a much younger man; pseudonymous novelist and OB Hazel McClay on her low-sex marriage (and how she and her husband continue to be happy with it); bestselling novelist and poet Julianna Baggott on life as the sole breadwinner in her family of six; power publisher Sarah Crichton on the joy of sex again after sixty—after being dumped for a younger woman; memoirist Lynn Darling on dealing with sex and sexuality in midlife, after beating breast cancer; bestselling author—and former skinny girl—Ann Hood on not caring about her weight anymore; and nineteen more eye-opening, jaw-dropping, truth-telling, no-holds-barred essays about what it really means to be a woman of substance today. As a “new wave” of feminists begins to take center stage, this powerful, timely collection sheds much-needed light on both past and present, offering understanding, compassion, and wisdom for modern women’s lives, all the while pointing toward the exciting possibilities of tomorrow.

Download or read book Beautiful Bombshell written by Christina Lauren and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this sexy novella, the gentlemen from Beautiful Bastard, Beautiful Stranger, and Beautiful Player are out for a wild night on The Strip. A beautiful bastard of a groom-to-be. A bachelor-party-crashing bride. And one unforgettable night on the Vegas strip. When Bennett’s friends steal him away from Chloe for a weekend of shenanigans and strippers in Vegas, their first stop doesn’t exactly go as planned. Their scheme for a guys’ weekend completely derailed, Bennett and Max take every chance they get to rendezvous secretly with the women they love. But when the persistently single Will Sumner catches on, the pair realizes they need to team up with him instead of butting heads if they’re to escape for more sexy Vegas hookups. Beautiful Bastard’s Chloe Mills and Bennett Ryan are back for one last blazing prewedding hurrah—but if what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, they might not ever want to leave!

Download or read book Happy Galentine s Day Coloring Book for Women written by Gal Pals Press and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-07 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NO VALENTINE? NO PROBLEM! Romantic love isn't the only love worth mentioning this February. Grab your besties and celebrate Galentine's Day on February 13th with the Happy Galentine's Day Coloring Book For Women! Enjoy 30 unique coloring pages each with funny and sweet quotes honoring the joy of friendship! Whether it's your best friend, sister or a group of gal pals, this coloring book makes a fun and quirky gift for any girl, single or not, who values the importance of friendship. Give your best friend a giggle this Galentines Day and BUY NOW! Features: 8.5 x 11 inches - large size 30 coloring pages with black page behind each one to prevent bleed through - safe for markers Soft matte cover

Download or read book Happy Bitch written by Keryl Pesce and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered why some women are miserable bitches and others are happy bitches? The answers might surprise you. Join Keryl Pesce as she shares her newfound perspective and strength following a painful divorce. Follow along and learn how regardless of your baggage, you too can transform your life from one of heartache and struggle to one of peace and lasting happiness. Imagine being freed from regrets of the past and worries about the future. Yes! It is possible! The truth is, it's easier than you think. You already hold the secret to happiness in your hands right this very moment.

Download or read book Beach Read written by Emily Henry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER FROM THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION! "Original, sparkling bright, and layered with feeling."--Sally Thorne, author of The Hating Game A romance writer who no longer believes in love and a literary writer stuck in a rut engage in a summer-long challenge that may just upend everything they believe about happily ever afters. Augustus Everett is an acclaimed author of literary fiction. January Andrews writes bestselling romance. When she pens a happily ever after, he kills off his entire cast. They're polar opposites. In fact, the only thing they have in common is that for the next three months, they're living in neighboring beach houses, broke, and bogged down with writer's block. Until, one hazy evening, one thing leads to another and they strike a deal designed to force them out of their creative ruts: Augustus will spend the summer writing something happy, and January will pen the next Great American Novel. She'll take him on field trips worthy of any rom-com montage, and he'll take her to interview surviving members of a backwoods death cult (obviously). Everyone will finish a book and no one will fall in love. Really.

Download or read book Happy Fucking Birthday Bitch Funny Sarcasm Journal Notebook for Women 100 Blank Lined Pages 6x9 Unique Humor Diary Composition Book with Profani written by Lit Gag Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy Fucking Birthday Bitch, a funny sarcasm journal with 100 ruled pages, ready to fill with garbage and pulp. Give it to someone special and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card! Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This notebook has a convenient size to carry with you anywhere you go for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. It's also very useful for keeping track of your targets, plans and dreams or to write down things you're grateful for. This journal makes a funny gag gift idea for a friend, a colleague or family member who likes writing. It's the perfect present for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or just because. It makes an inspiring gift for yourself or someone special with a strong sense of humor. Grab one now and start writing!

Download or read book The Echoed Realm written by A. J. Vrana and published by The Parliament House. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ancient fables rise from the grave and take a sinister turn in the thrilling sequel to A. J. Vrana’s haunting dark fantasy debut, THE HOLLOW GODS. Fans of V. E. SCHWAB and MAGGIE STIEFVATER will devour this macabre folktale, even as it awaits to consume them from between the pages. hr Miya's world ended in Black Hollow. It's been three years since the Dreamwalker upended her life and left her with a heavy burden. A fledgling to the ethereal realm, Miya stumbles into the nightmares of those haunted by spectres. Little does she know, one of them is coming for her, clutching a dark secret abreast. Kai has found a new purpose with his companion, but the price is his freedom. Bound and beholden to Miya, he struggles to adjust to his new role as her vanguard. Meanwhile, Mason discovers he may be a pawn trapped in a web of schemes. Was his time in Black Hollow an accident, or was it only the beginning of some greater machination? As Black Hollow's bloody stain spreads beyond its wooded borders, Miya fights to evade a past she barely understands. The Dreamwalker's legacy is a vise grip, and it isn't letting go. Primordial horrors draw near, fables come alive, and long-buried histories rise from the grave, ready to hunt. Sharpen your claws and bloody your teeth. There's fear to be sown. hr “Vrana’s lyrical writing is a mix of poetry, chaos, violence, and energy. An epic, macabre folktale for a new generation.” – Kim Smejkal, author of INK IN THE BLOOD “Good vs. evil is cleverly turned on its head as Vrana pulls readers down the rabbit hole into her strange, folkloric world.” – Publisher’s Weekly “Everything about this book has a dark and spellbinding edge...an emerging threat in your peripheral vision, a creeping dread. Horror, supernatural, and fantasy push the threads of realism to its very edges.” – The Coy Caterpillar Reads Book Reviews “Darker, more impactful, more complex, with rich and interesting character development and the delightful writing of Miss Vrana, THE ECHOED REALM is the perfect conclusion to one of the best duologies I've had the pleasure to read.” – Verified Reviewer “THE ECHOED REALM may have closed off The Chaos Cycle, but it's still going to be playing back in my mind for a long time to come.” – Verified Reviewer hr The Chaos Cycle Duology is best enjoyed in this order: Book 1: The Hollow Gods Book 2: The Echoed Realm

Download or read book Ms Bitch Finding happiness is the best revenge written by Tricia O'Malley and published by Tricia O'Malley. This book was released on 2020-05-28 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll cheer for Tess on her way to living her best life. Grab this summer’s hottest beach read – it pairs well with a margarita and flip-flops! Finding happiness is the best revenge. From the outside, it seems thirty-six-year-old Tess Campbell has it all. A happy marriage, a successful career as a novelist, and an exciting cross-country move ahead. Tess has always played by the rules and it seems like life is good. When Tess discovers the truth about her marriage, she throws caution to the wind and dives into the life she’s secretly always wanted to live ­– which means Tess isn’t going to let anybody tell her what to do anymore. Even when others call her a bitch for doing so. Breaking free of expectations, Tess waves goodbye from the comfort of her first-class airplane seat. Her first stop? A scuba-diving trip to Mexico. The sharks she can handle, but the handsome Scottish diving instructor with the flirtatious smile and broad shoulders has Tess tied in knots. Is Tess willing to take a chance on love again? Inspired by the true story of New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author, Tricia O’Malley. Funny, heart-wrenching, and brutally honest, Ms. Bitch explores one woman’s journey of accepting herself and breaking free of the toxic bonds that hold us back from the life we are truly meant to live.