Download or read book Happy Birthday You Make Me and My Dick So Happy written by Abdo Ezzahir and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend, or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers Day, or any other gift-giving occasion. 6x9 inches Soft matte finish cover 120 pages of lined paper More useful than a card :)

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