Download or read book Happy Birthday I Hid Your Cake In My Vagina written by Originalcoloringpages Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-02 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUNNY UNICORN BIRTHDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - GREAT GIFT IDEA! Few things are better than getting a good laugh on your birthday. No matter if you are looking to get a gift for someone, or to buy a nice little surprise for yourself, this unicorn birthday notebook and journal is exactly what you need. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "You Really Are An Amazing Person and I Wish For You To Have the Best Year Ever!", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book. This way, not only is it like a birthday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a unicorn jumping out of a cake, and another unicorn on the back cover. These designs really pop out, as they are laid against a dark light sky blue diamond background with speckled stars and white font that is easy to read. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Download or read book Happy Birthday I Hid Your Cake In My Vagina written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-02 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UNICORNS BIRTHDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - MAKES FOR A GREAT GIFT! This hilarious and laughter inspired unicorn birthday notebook is just what someone needs to received on their special day of birth. We all get birthday gifts and presents, but only a few of then will actually stand out and leave a lasting impression. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "In all seriousness, Happy Birthday and I Wish For You To Have the Best Year Ever!", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book. This way, not only is it like a birthday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a unicorn jumping out of a cake, and another unicorn on the back cover. These designs really pop out, as they are laid against a dark purple diamond background with speckled stars and white font that is easy to read. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer - only $6.97! Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Download or read book Today You Came Out of A Vagina Tonight You Will Be Back In One written by Henry F and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-02 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets)It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover
Download or read book Happy Birthday You Make Me and My Vagina So Happy Rude Naughty Valentine s Day Anniversary Notebook for Him Funny Blank Book for Boyfriend Husband written by Sassmouth Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-20 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other. Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Download or read book HAPPY BIRTHDAY Today You Came Out a Vagina Tonight You Will be Back in One written by Sweetmelt Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-02 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gift Ideas For Bringing Smile To Your Beloved One (Couple, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Friends, Wife, Husband, Coworker, Family, etc) Blank Lined Journal Size 6x9 inch Useful gift Idea Good for daily note Cute and beautiful cover design An excellent naughty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, New Year, anniversary, Valentine's day, birthday or any special occasion.
Download or read book My Cock Wishes Your Vagina a Happy Birthday written by Naughty Hearts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 110 page journal notebook perfect as an alternative card for someone special. The smaller 6 x 9 in size is light and portable, and makes the perfect gift! Details 6 x 9 in 110 blank lined pages Matte cover
Download or read book Your Present Is My Vagina Rude Naughty Birthday Anniversary Valentines Christmas Notebook for Him Funny Blank Book for Boyfriend Husband Fianc written by Note Book Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-20 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other. Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.
Download or read book Allowing You Into My Vagina Best Decision Ever written by Edward R and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-02 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 pages of high quality paper (50 sheets)It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover
Download or read book Today We Celebrate the Day You Left the Vagina Happy Birthday written by Dartan Creations and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-26 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STOP buying those stupid birthday cards. No one really wants them! Why do you want to waste your ten bucks on something they toss in the garbage or tuck away in their underwear drawer? Now you can give them a gift they feel guilty about. Who throws away a journal filled with messages from loved ones? No one that's who! This unique birthday keepsake book makes the perfect birthday gift for men and women. Create a personal time capsule with this autograph book for birthday parties. Our birthday journal notebook is designed for the birthday guests to write all the heartfelt, funny and potentially dirty messages in. At 7" x 10" and 120 blank pages there is even room to doodle nasty pictures. When the party starts pass this book around and let the memories flow. Use it all up at one birthday party or save blank pages for the next birthday and the next. If you are your friend's only friend then this book will last them a long time. Now you can put your friend's birthday cards to shame. Also works great just as a gift for people who love to doodle, sketch or draw in their leisure time.
Download or read book Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out of a Vagina P S Happy Birthday Funny Novelty Birthday Notebook Gifts Instead of a Card written by Celebrate Creations Co and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-28 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Small Lined Novelty Birthday Notebook (Paperback) Daily Diary / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing and Recording your thoughts. Makes an excellent birthday gift for that special person. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 page Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Download or read book A Stolen Life written by Jaycee Dugard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A raw and powerful memoir of Jaycee Lee Dugard's own story of being kidnapped as an 11-year-old and held captive for over 18 years On 10 June 1991, eleven-year-old Jaycee Dugard was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in Tahoe, California. It was the last her family and friends saw of her for over eighteen years. On 26 August 2009, Dugard, her daughters, and Phillip Craig Garrido appeared in the office of her kidnapper's parole officer in California. Their unusual behaviour sparked an investigation that led to the positive identification of Jaycee Lee Dugard, living in a tent behind Garrido's home. During her time in captivity, at the age of fourteen and seventeen, she gave birth to two daughters, both fathered by Garrido. Dugard's memoir is written by the 30-year-old herself and covers the period from the time of her abduction in 1991 up until the present. In her stark, utterly honest and unflinching narrative, Jaycee opens up about what she experienced, including how she feels now, a year after being found. Garrido and his wife Nancy have since pleaded guilty to their crimes.
Download or read book Happy Holidays I Hid Your Present In My Vagina written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUNNY ADULT CHRISTMAS CARD JOURNAL AND NOTEBOOK It's the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas of course! Everyone loves this special holiday and it's not just about the gifts you receive, but also the ones you get to share with others as well. Spending time with friends and family during the holidays is wonderful, and so if sharing laughter with funny gifts and creative notebooks and journals that you might be sharing with each other. That is exactly what will be accomplished with this original and custom designed Santa Claus and Christmas notebook with a funny message. No matter if you are looking for a fun little gift for a friend or family member, or a nice prank gift for your white elephant or secret Santa event, we are sure you will love everything this booklet has to offer. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "To" and "From", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book -- just like as if Santa was deliver a gift to someone right out his of sack of goodies. This way, not only is it like a Holiday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a a nice light and dark blue diamond design with white words, and a Santa Reindeer and Snowman on the back cover. The front design has a custom message and holiday inspired cartoon and message as well. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Download or read book Happy Holidays I Hid Your Present In My Vagina written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUNNY ADULT CHRISTMAS CARD NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Christmas time is all about friends and family getting together, giving gifts to loved ones and sharing special memories. It's also about having fun and making other people laugh and enjoy the creativity within the cards and presents you share with others. That is exactly what will be accomplished with this original and custom designed Santa Claus and Christmas notebook with a funny message. No matter if you are looking for a fun little gift for a friend or family member, or a nice prank gift for your white elephant or secret Santa event, we are sure you will love everything this booklet has to offer. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "To" and "From", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book -- just like as if Santa was deliver a gift to someone right out his of sack of goodies. This way, not only is it like a Holiday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a a nice light and dark blue diamond design with white words, and a Santa Reindeer and Snowman on the back cover. The front design has a custom message and holiday inspired cartoon and message as well. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Download or read book I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings written by Maya Angelou and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-07-21 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide. Sent by their mother to live with their devout, self-sufficient grandmother in a small Southern town, Maya and her brother, Bailey, endure the ache of abandonment and the prejudice of the local “powhitetrash.” At eight years old and back at her mother’s side in St. Louis, Maya is attacked by a man many times her age—and has to live with the consequences for a lifetime. Years later, in San Francisco, Maya learns that love for herself, the kindness of others, her own strong spirit, and the ideas of great authors (“I met and fell in love with William Shakespeare”) will allow her to be free instead of imprisoned. Poetic and powerful, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings will touch hearts and change minds for as long as people read. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings liberates the reader into life simply because Maya Angelou confronts her own life with such a moving wonder, such a luminous dignity.”—James Baldwin From the Paperback edition.
Download or read book For Us Surrender Is Out of the Question written by Mac McClelland and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2010-02-10 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The human rights journalist and author of Irritable Hearts: A PTSD Love Story shines a light on the Karen refugees fleeing Burma’s genocide. There’s a civil war (the world’s longest running, in fact) raging between the Burmese government and ethnic rebels. But since Burma is a country nearly shut out from the rest of the world, the only footage of the carnage comes via groups of young, tough, booze-loving refugees who run into war zones to collect it. And with these refugees is where we find Mac McClelland embedded in her staggering debut, For Us Surrender Is Out of the Question. McClelland weaves a narrative that is part investigative journalism, part popular history, and part memoir of a Midwestern, twenty-something girl living with refugee activists on the Burma-Thailand border. Driven by the community McClelland is illegally aiding—a small group of brave young men and women— For Us Surrender Is Out of the Question is an urgent and fascinating look at a weary conflict, told by a bright, new voice. “Alternately poignant and raucous, angry and heartbreaking . . . McClelland’s reporting is very much from-the-ground-up, far livelier than we will ever get from the average foreign correspondent.” —Adam Hochschild, New York Times–bestselling author “Any reporting on the notoriously under-documented Burmese war is critical reading; a page-turner like this one is not to be missed.” —San Francisco Magazine “Gritty, informed, passionate . . . McClelland’s gonzo sensibility, big heart, and keen eye for weird details bring this tale of inhuman cruelty and human resilience vividly alive.” —Gary Kamiya, cofounder of Salon
Download or read book The Poisonwood Bible written by Barbara Kingsolver and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller • Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize • An Oprah's Book Club Selection “Powerful . . . [Kingsolver] has with infinitely steady hands worked the prickly threads of religion, politics, race, sin and redemption into a thing of terrible beauty.” —Los Angeles Times Book Review The Poisonwood Bible, now celebrating its 25th anniversary, established Barbara Kingsolver as one of the most thoughtful and daring of modern writers. Taking its place alongside the classic works of postcolonial literature, it is a suspenseful epic of one family's tragic undoing and remarkable reconstruction over the course of three decades in Africa. The story is told by the wife and four daughters of Nathan Price, a fierce, evangelical Baptist who takes his family and mission to the Belgian Congo in 1959. They carry with them everything they believe they will need from home, but soon find that all of it—from garden seeds to Scripture—is calamitously transformed on African soil. The novel is set against one of the most dramatic political chronicles of the twentieth century: the Congo's fight for independence from Belgium, the murder of its first elected prime minister, the CIA coup to install his replacement, and the insidious progress of a world economic order that robs the fledgling African nation of its autonomy. Against this backdrop, Orleanna Price reconstructs the story of her evangelist husband's part in the Western assault on Africa, a tale indelibly darkened by her own losses and unanswerable questions about her own culpability. Also narrating the story, by turns, are her four daughters—the teenaged Rachel; adolescent twins Leah and Adah; and Ruth May, a prescient five-year-old. These sharply observant girls, who arrive in the Congo with racial preconceptions forged in 1950s Georgia, will be marked in surprisingly different ways by their father's intractable mission, and by Africa itself. Ultimately each must strike her own separate path to salvation. Their passionately intertwined stories become a compelling exploration of moral risk and personal responsibility.
Download or read book Divorced Girl Smiling written by Jackie Pilossoph and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smile! It's not just the end of your marriage, it's the beginning of your second chance!Missy Benson has a two and a half carat diamond engagement ring with color grade H, VS2 clarity and a value of $36,000. It's absolutely gorgeous, practically flawless, and let's be honest, really big!But what the successful Chicago realtor doesn't have anymore is a husband. After 12 years of marriage, her husband, Paul, a handsome, wealthy attorney has devastated her by breaking up their marriage for Priscilla Sommerfeld, a young, personal trainer, who according to Missy's sassy assistant, J.J., looks more like a Las Vegas stripper than a fitness expert.Not sure what to do with her ring, and with no financial issues to worry about, Missy decides to put it up for sale on Craigslist. The price: 99 cents! The catch: She gets to pick the buyer. In essence, she's looking for the perfect guy, but not for herself. Her hope is to regain faith that good men do exist, and that marriages can last forever.Now referring to herself as "the divorced girl," Missy interviews dozens of young men who are vying for the huge ring. It's a contest that includes outrageous characters, hilarious and sentimental stories, and two finalists, both of whom Missy adores and who she must choose between. Then there's Parker Missoni, the sexiest contestant by far, who drives her crazy with his brutal honesty, and at the same time stops her heart with his deep brown eyes.Divorced Girl Smiling is the story of a woman's journey to do whatever it takes to heal herself from divorce. It's about acceptance, reflection, taking accountability for mistakes, and appreciating all of life's wonderful gifts. In other words, if you have the guts to put the past behind, admit your mistakes, embrace your future, and give love another chance, you will surely be a divorced girl smiling.
