Download or read book Happy 80th Ya Old Fart Birthday Guestbook written by Milestone Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-17 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect keepsake book for birthday celebrations. Funny gag gift guest book for family and friends to sign in and record favorite memories, advice, comments, and birthday wishes. Features 72 blank pages for up to 200 guests to write in. This fun guestbook makes a great gift for use at a birthday party and will help get the party started.
Download or read book Happy Birthday Ya Old Fart Guestbook written by Milestone Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-25 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect keepsake book for birthday celebrations. Funny gag gift guest book for family and friends to sign in and record favorite memories, advice, comments, and birthday wishes. Features 72 blank pages for up to 200 guests to write in. This fun guestbook makes a great gift for use at a birthday party and will help get the party started.
Download or read book Happy 90th Ya Old Fart Birthday Guestbook written by Milestone Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-25 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect keepsake book for birthday celebrations. Funny gag gift guest book for family and friends to sign in and record favorite memories, advice, comments, and birthday wishes. Features 72 blank pages for up to 200 guests to write in. This fun guestbook makes a great gift for use at a birthday party and will help get the party started.
Download or read book Happy 80th Ya Old Broad Birthday Guestbook written by Milestone Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect keepsake book for birthday celebrations. Funny gag gift guest book for family and friends to sign in and record favorite memories, advice, comments, and birthday wishes. Features 72 blank pages for up to 200 guests to write in. This fun guestbook makes a great gift for use at a birthday party and will help get the party started.
Download or read book Happy Birthday You Old Fart written by Herb Kavet and published by Ivory Tower Publishing Company. This book was released on 1993 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Happy 80th Ya Big Jerk Birthday Guestbook written by Milestone Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-25 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect keepsake book for birthday celebrations. Funny gag gift guest book for family and friends to sign in and record favorite memories, advice, comments, and birthday wishes. Features 72 blank pages for up to 200 guests to write in. This fun guestbook makes a great gift for use at a birthday party and will help get the party started.
Download or read book I Love You This Much Happy 80th Birthday written by Douglas Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-05 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GREAT WAY TO CELEBRATE 80 YEARS BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A FUNNY QUOTE GUEST BOOK This lovely birthday guest book is designed for your guests to record their memories and thoughts in addition to a simple blank page to stick a memorial photo. Details: It Contains 120 Pages One Page for Guests to Write Their Names and Thoughts or Wishes. One Blank Page to Stick Memorial Photos. Size: 6X9 inches. This funny birthday guest book makes the best gift for someone turning 80 years on his/her birthday party. GET IT NOW
Download or read book 80th BIRTHDAY written by Happy Birthday Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 150 pages, Softcover, matte finish. High Quality paper. Dimensions: 8" x 6.25" Up to 360 records. Perfect Bound
Download or read book No Beard No Glasses and Very Much Shorter written by Tim Kendall and published by . This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Which of us has not longed to be transported back to those carefree innocent days of childhood when everything was a blank canvas for our fertile and limitless imaginations. A time when life was simple and every day an adventure. This poignant, sometimes humorous, sometimes sad but always entertaining book started life as short stories for children, but here it is brought together for both children and adults to enjoy and reflect upon their own childhood." Although this is the story of my childhood, this book started as a series of stories told in assemblies at a large Primary school in Birkenhead. The wonder of growing up in the rural suburb of Greasby in the 1950s was in itself a story to chidren of a large industrial town in the 1990s and 2000s. Yet I was talking about places the children knew. They could relate to the scrapes, the escapades, the ups and downs, the relationships between families and friends, and yet it was so different a world. Eventually the children and teachers persuaded me to write down the stories in order and now, just as I retire from teaching they are finished. Matthew aged 10 inspired the title of the book. Walking along a corridor he said, as we passed, "Sir. When you write down the stories you ought to somehow include the way you start every story." Every assembly, when I was going to use a story about my childhood I would start by stroking my beard and saying "No beard," then shaking my glasses I would add "No glasses," and finally holding my arm out at the height of my head I would lower it slowly to the approximate height that I would be in the story. Hence the title "No Beard, No Glasses (and very much shorter)."
Download or read book You re Only Old Once written by Dr. Seuss and published by RH Childrens Books. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart--and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!" The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!
Download or read book What You Don t Know About Turning 60 written by P.D. Witte and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2006-02-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What You Don't Know About Turning 60 is a hilarious pop quiz to ease the pain of a 60th birthday. This charming humor book provides entertainment for over-the-hill birthday parties and is fun to read when the party's over and reality sets in. Sample jokes include: - Q: What's a senior screwdriver? A: Orange Juice and Metamucil. - Q: What do the following words bring to mind: "free refills?" A: If you said coffee, you're probably under 60. If you said a good prescription drug plan, you're probably 60 or older.
Download or read book The Quarterly Record written by Massachusetts General Hospital. Nurses Alumnae Association and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book I Wrote a Book about You written by M. H. Clark and published by Compendium Publishing & Communications. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I wrote a book about you. (No, really. I did. Youre holding it.)
Download or read book Eminent Hipsters written by Donald Fagen and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A witty, candid, sharply written memoir by the cofounder of Steely Dan In his entertaining debut as an author, Donald Fagen—musician, songwriter, and cofounder of Steely Dan—reveals the cultural figures and currents that shaped his artistic sensibility, as well as offering a look at his college days and a hilarious account of life on the road. Fagen presents the “eminent hipsters” who spoke to him as he was growing up in a bland New Jersey suburb in the early 1960s; his colorful, mind-expanding years at Bard College, where he first met his musical partner Walter Becker; and the agonies and ecstasies of a recent cross-country tour with Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs. Acclaimed for his literate lyrics and complex arrangements as a musician, Fagen here proves himself a sophisticated writer with his own distinctive voice.
Download or read book The Father I Had written by Martin Townsend and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father and son: arguably the most complex of all family relationships. But what happens when your dad is a manic-depressive who paints the front door in the middle of the night and sends good-wishes to Michael Crawford scrawled on a pair of underpants? Martin Townsend grew up with a father, Ron, who had suffered recurring mental illness since the early 1950s. At the slightest emotional trigger he could turn from a loving and compassionate dad to a restless, dead-eyed depressive or a spiteful, bullying monster. In The Father I Had, Martin Townsend, editor of the Sunday Express, paints a powerful, often painful portrait of life with his dad. From the soaring, often hilarious 'highs' to the horrific 'lows' of his father's three suicide attempts, he tells a story of pain, courage and resilience and produces a moving and account of a close family nearly torn apart by mental illness.
Download or read book The Princess Diarist written by Carrie Fisher and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-11-22 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This last book from beloved Hollywood icon Carrie Fisher is the crown jewel of ideal Star Wars gifts. The Princess Diarist is an intimate, hilarious, and revealing recollection of what happened behind the scenes on one of the most famous film sets of all time. When Carrie Fisher discovered the journals she kept during the filming of the first Star Wars movie, she was astonished to see what they had preserved—plaintive love poems, unbridled musings with youthful naiveté, and a vulnerability that she barely recognized. Before her passing, her fame as an author, actress, and pop-culture icon was indisputable, but in 1977, Carrie Fisher was just a teenager with an all-consuming crush on her costar, Harrison Ford. With these excerpts from her handwritten notebooks, The Princess Diarist is Fisher’s intimate and revealing recollection of what happened on one of the most famous film sets of all time—and what developed behind the scenes. Fisher also ponders the joys and insanity of celebrity, and the absurdity of a life spawned by Hollywood royalty, only to be surpassed by her own outer-space royalty. Laugh-out-loud hilarious and endlessly quotable, The Princess Diarist brims with the candor and introspection of a diary while offering shrewd insight into one of Hollywood's most beloved stars.
Download or read book Summer Announ written by Junior Plattsburg military training camp and published by . This book was released on 1918 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
