Download or read book Greatest Manc One Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-23 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greatest Manc One-Liners is the latest collection of the Manc's knack for the straightforward insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, gleaned from pubs and clubs Manchester-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of priceless quirky quips, this book will make you laugh, cry and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet. Just take care, though, you never know who is listening!
Download or read book Greatest Scouse One Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scouse One-Liners is the latest collection showcasing the Scouse skill for straightforward insults, sly digs and outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs Liverpool-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Uproariously witty and full of unforgettable sidesplitting sayings, this is one book that will have you crying with laughter and reciting lines to everyone you meet - but just be careful who you say them to!
Download or read book Mair Weegie Wan Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mair Weegie Wan-Liners is the brand new volume of Glaswegiana by Ian Black, he of the many broken noses, of the casual insults, the slanders and the outright naked threats repeated in the houghmagandie-ridden howffs and the haud-me-doons of his native city. You will laugh, you may cry, you will repeat them - but always use these words with care.
Download or read book The 2 320 Funniest Quotes written by and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2011-08-16 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics. - God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. -- Robin Williams - Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan - Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde - The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV -- Homer Simpson - When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was "Always." -- Rita Rudner - Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. -- George Burns
Download or read book The Funniest Man City Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-04 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Malcolm Allison to Mario Balotelli, Manchester City managers and players have entertained us with some truly hilarious sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the blue side of Manchester.Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Manchester City fans chuckling throughout the season. "What other job is there where your entire livelihood depends on 11 daft lads?"Francis Lee "A lot of hard work went into this defeat."Malcolm Allison "I think the league table is a pretty good barometer of how you are doing."Kevin Keegan "Even if there is one game to go and we are 12 points behind, we'll still believe." Joe Hart
Download or read book Manchester at Work written by Michael Nevell and published by Amberley Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2018-11-15 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pictorial history of the industrial and working life of the city of Manchester over the last century and more.
Download or read book Murder by the 1 2 Dozen written by Warren R. Kemp and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013-02-07 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a true story of greed and hatefulness that led to 6 murders by 4 hit men in 6 short months, hired by the Woodman Brothers. A story of close knit family ties that ended in one mans wanton taking life. Steven Homick masterminded the ruin and devastation of the Woodman family. Ray Gregory, Bobby Jean Tipton, Marie Bullock, James Meyers, Vera Woodman, and Gerald Woodman were the six that dies by his hand as he orchestrated murder and mayhem.
Download or read book Still Talking Blue written by Becky Tallentire and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-04-13 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you still curse yourself over the day you met your hero; when instead of asking him the one question that's been nagging you for years, you couldn't utter a word because you were suddenly (and uncharacteristically) struck dumb? Well, curse no more. Still Talking Blue is a unique collection of interviews that will answer everything you wanted to know about your Everton heroes and with none of the unnecessary waffle - because it only asks the relevant questions, as submitted by the fans. Collated via the Internet, disenfranchised Evertonions scattered across the globe proudly display their astounding recall of bygone events and trivia. From Iceland to South Africa, Australia to Israel, long-suffering Bluenoses are finally given the opportunity to ask questions of their heroes and they do so with panache. The book contains in-depth interviews spanning the decades from the '50s, when shorts were long and Dave Hickson's quiff was the envy of Hollywood, right through to Dave Watson's final days at the club. Join us as we endeavour to track down John Bailey's 'big hat' and Gordon West's handbag, and move seamlessly on to more pressing topics such as Kevin Ratcliffe's biggest regret, Mick Lyon's worst injury and Alan Harper's favourite goal. So, if you lie awake at night wondering just what went wrong in the '68 Cup Final, whether Jimmy Gabriel still has his white trench coat, if Barry Horne really does like The Cocteau Twins or how Dave Hickson has managed to hang on to his hair, then unfurrow your brow because the answers all lie within these pages. No Evertonion should be expected to survive without this book.
Download or read book Sarah Millican The Queen of Comedy The Funniest Woman in Britain written by Tina Campanella and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2017-09-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Married and working as a civil servant in a job centre, Sarah Millican's life couldn't have been more ordinary just over a decade ago. However, after the sudden break-up of her marriage, she decided to try something new and sign up for a writing workshop. It was to mark the beginning one of comedy's greatest success stories. Growing up as a child of the Miners' Strike which caused immense financial hardship for her family and a victim of bullying, Sarah's early years were far from easy. She had always been clever and creative, but had never managed to find the outlet for it. It wasn't until her thirties that she was finally recognised in spectacular fashion, as she went on to win the Best Newcomer Award after the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2008. A few years later, her first DVD's sales broke all records for a female comedian. Sarah's brand of Geordie warmth and humility mixed with a natural edginess and willingness to talk about all aspects of everyday life has won her millions of fans. She manages to push the boundaries while still seeming like your best friend, and it remains the great secret of her success. She is well on her way to 'national treasure' status. This is the story of how a shy, unassuming woman from South Shields became the Queen of British comedy.
Download or read book The Manchester Guardian History of the War written by and published by . This book was released on 1915 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Manchester United written by John Maguire and published by John Maguire. This book was released on with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A warm welcome to this e-mag edition of Manchester United – An Anthology.’ It is a pick-n-mix compendium of writings from the eras of Sir Matt Busby, Wilf McGuinness, and Frank O'Farrell at Old Trafford. Split into sections, it is a dip-in anthology containing the great triumphs – along with a few disasters. There are vignettes on some of the great players, those who didn’t quite make it, and specially written match reports on the great Cup finals, and a section on the rivalries United faced during the above eras. All in all, it's full of all the memories of the times, which for younger readers, will give them an insight into what United was all about before the arrival and era of Sir Alex Ferguson. RE-EDITED FOR EASIER READ ON MOBILE DEVICES 2021 REFORMATTED DECEMBER 2021
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Download or read book My Story written by Steven Gerrard and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2015-09-24 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Steven Gerrard is the former captain of Liverpool football team and of the England national football team, and is the only player ever to have scored in a FA cup final, a league cup final, a UEFA cup final and a champion's league final. His entire career, since 1998, has been spent at Anfield with Liverpool. In this book he charts his full playing career, shedding light on the defining games, his life off the pitch as well as the players and managers he's encountered. Explosive, controversial and searingly honest, this will be the last word from an era-defining player.
Download or read book The Funniest United Quotes Ever written by Gordon Law and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Manchester United players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, bonkers and often outrageous remarks over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 300 of the most hilarious quotes and quips from the men of Old Trafford.Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season. "It's getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time."Alex Ferguson "My wife picked me out of a football sticker album and I chose her from a music video off the TV."David Beckham "I think if the referee had stood still, we wouldn't have chased him."Roy Keane "The problem is not what we are doing badly, it is because we are not doing things well."Patrice Evra
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