Download or read book Great Jokes and Anecdotes for Grandpa to Tell written by Christopher Bruce and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-17 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chris Bruce was born in England and educated in Namibia and South Africa. After a long career in the construction industry in South Africa, Namibia, Hong Kong, the Philippines, Oman and the United Arab Emirates and a spell setting up and operating a fresh and processed sausage factory in Bangkok, he finally retired to Hua Hin in Thailand. Not being Thai, unable to speak the language, no longer a part of the construction "EXPAT NETWORK", it was not long before he became somewhat bored with life. One way to alleviate the boredom was to write. He decided to use his knowledge of the sausage industry to write a book of sausage recipes, The Gourmet's Guide to Making Sausage Vol. I. This was followed by Vol. II and two volumes of liqueur making methods and recipes, The Connoisseur's Guide to Making Liqueurs Vols. I and II. He then noticed that people do not have much time to read a little humor. After completing the recipe books he encouraged friends from around the world to send me jokes, anecdotes and cartoons by email. This resulted in seven humorous books under the banner of the TAKE ME TO THE TOILET SERIES which included Plain Funny, Plain Funny Too, Plain Family Fun, Funny But Risqué, Funny But Risqué Too, Golfing Stories and Gay Tales all intended for reading on planes, trains and buses and in the "Thunderbox", as it used to be called, that most private of places where the internet, the source of much modern humor, is not normally accessible. The series has added much amusement to the otherwise idle moments spent in the "BOX" by numerous readers. His most recent book is Autobiography of an Unknown Man; it's the story of his life from his birth in war torn England, emigration to Namibia and childhood and primary schooling there, high school and university in South Africa, my successes and failures in the construction industry including piloting and crashing his own aircraft, building throughout the South African/Angolan Border War and being land-mined, attacked by rocket and mortar fire and ambushed. This was followed by the collapse of his company, two broken marriages and moves to the Far and Middle East in pursuit of re-establishing his self esteem and construction career before retiring.

Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Download or read book Grandpa s Giggles written by Jackson H Williams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-08-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandpa's Giggles: A Collection of Witty and Funny Jokes for Adults by Jackson H. Williams Have you ever sat down with Grandpa and wondered what really makes him laugh? Is it those timeless one-liners he's always quick to share, the kind that get funnier every time you hear them? Or maybe it's the clever wordplay that brings out that unmistakable twinkle in his eye, followed by the hearty laugh that fills the room. What is it about a perfectly timed joke that seems to bridge the gap between generations, making even the simplest moments feel special? Grandpa's Giggles isn't just another joke book-it's a celebration of the humor that's kept Grandpa smiling through the years. But what makes a joke truly funny? Is it the element of surprise, the clever twist, or perhaps the way it resonates with shared experiences? In this collection, you'll find jokes that have stood the test of time, along with fresh and witty additions that are sure to become new favorites. What about those snappy comebacks Grandpa always seems to have ready at a moment's notice? The ones that make you wish you'd thought of them first? Or the lighthearted jokes about aging that remind us all to laugh a little at life's inevitable march forward? These jokes matter because they're more than just words-they're part of the stories and memories we cherish with Grandpa, stories that make us smile long after the punchline is delivered. And what about the modern world? How does Grandpa feel about the gadgets and gizmos that dominate our lives today? With Grandpa's Giggles, you'll discover his take on the digital age through jokes that pit Grandpa against technology in the funniest battle of wits you can imagine. Have you ever tried to explain Wi-Fi to Grandpa? Or watched him navigate a smartphone? These moments, filled with both frustration and laughter, are captured in jokes that everyone can relate to. But the humor doesn't stop there. Picture Grandpa telling his favorite dad jokes-the ones that are so corny, they're downright irresistible. Why do these jokes have such a special place in our hearts? Maybe it's because they remind us of simpler times, or maybe it's the way Grandpa's face lights up every time he shares one. And speaking of sharing, isn't it interesting how jokes can bring the whole family together? From jokes about kids and grandkids to humorous tales of Grandpa's adventures, Grandpa's Giggles is packed with humor that spans generations. Let's not forget the wisdom in Grandpa's humor. Ever noticed how a good joke often comes with a nugget of truth? Those wisecracks that make you laugh and think at the same time-they're all here. And for those moments when the family gathers around during the holidays, this book offers seasonal jokes that will keep everyone smiling from Thanksgiving to New Year's. Imagine having a joke ready for every day of the month. Grandpa's Giggles even includes a special section with 30 days of jokes, one for each day, ensuring there's always a reason to smile. Why let a single day go by without a good laugh? So, are you ready to dive into the world of Grandpa's humor? Ready to share a laugh that will warm your heart and brighten your day? Grandpa's Giggles is more than just a book-it's an invitation to rediscover the joy of laughter, the kind that only Grandpa can inspire. Don't wait-bring home a copy today, and let the giggles begin. Because at the end of the day, isn't laughter the best way to connect with those we love?

Download or read book My Grandpa Is NOT Grumpy written by Kally Mayer and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-11-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young girl discusses the many ways in which she loves her grandfather--despite his occasional frustrations.

Download or read book Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes written by Silly Yaya and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-17 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandfathers Tell The Best Bad Jokes is a 120 page lined journal that makes the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for Grandfather! We all have that grandfather in our life who tells the worst jokes, is well known for his corny, boring, predictable jokes! This is the gift for him! Inside you will find a message page from the giver (grandchild), a checklist of all of the grandfather's positive attributes, and over 15 joke prompts including: my best poop joke is my best bad joke is knock knock political fart and much more There are lots of additional lined journal pages for the grandfather and his grandchildren to make-up their own jokes. What a great way for them to bond! This fun for the whole family journal is a silly, wholesome way for the kids to have fun with their grandfather, with the potential for hysterical puns, gags, and lots of fun! After all, grandfathers are just kids at heart! If this is the guy who thinks everyone loves his jokes, especially his grandkids, then get him his copy today! Meadow Road Books publishes journals for Grandmothers too! Just type in The Best Grandmother Name is: Yaya YiaYia Nonna Nana Gigi Grammy Avo Memere Abuela Gaga and many more

Download or read book Grandpa s Rib Ticklers and Knee Slappers written by James E. Myers and published by . This book was released on 1984-03 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Jokes for Grandparents written by Aaron Stark and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-17 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of wholesome jokes for grandparents/older people.A great stocking stuffer for children to give to their grandparents. Read it together!

Download or read book My Funny Grandpa written by A. F. Machia and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming and humorous look at the special bond between a child and his grandfather. The text vividly displays how small children view grownups, especially the older people in their lives. The colorful illustrations bring to life the wonder and amazement children experience when spending those special moments with loving members of their family. This is a timeless bedtime story that every grandchild will identify with, laugh at and enjoy for years to come.

Download or read book Cheesy Joke Book written by Wrigley Stuart and published by Cartoon Network Books. This book was released on 2016 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's cheesier than Pizza Steve? A book full of hilarious wisecracks and not-so-wis-cracks from Uncle Grandpa and his friends!

Download or read book My Funny Grandpa written by A. F. Machia and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heartwarming and hilarious, "My Funny Grandpa" is a full color illustrated story about the loving relationship between a little boy and his older grandfather.

Download or read book Something Funny Happened Today at Grandpa s House written by C. Mahoney and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Visiting grandpa can be a lot of fun, especially when he disappears into the bathroom and lots of weird noises escape under the door. This cute read-aloud book will bring smiles to the face of your favorite grandson or granddaughter. Laugh at the thundering explosions. Smile at the imagination and inventiveness of the youngster in this story.

Download or read book Grandpa s Famous Stories written by Dr. Cedrick Gilbert and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-09-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandpa’s Famous Stories By: Dr. Cedrick Gilbert “Grandpa’s Famous Stories is an awesome story that rejuvenates self-awareness, ruminates on past accomplishments, and resonates the heart.” Dr. Craig L. Oliver Sr. | Senior Pastor of Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta, GA | General Overseer of FGBCF | Author of Travel Lightly “Grandpa’s Famous Stories explores the possibilities of HOPE and uncovers a foundation of rich tradition for children of all ages to emulate.” Dr. Evelyn J. Mobley | Principal of Phoenix Academy (Atlanta Public Schools) | Georgia Association for Alternative Education 2017-2018 Administrator of the Year “Grandpa’s Famous Stories truly inspires the heroic accomplishments of the past and encourages one to reach beyond the walls of mediocrity.” Dr. E. Dewey Smith |Senior Pastor of The House of Hope Atlanta and The House of Hope Macon | Author of A God Dream “Grandpa’s Famous Stories unlocks the prospects of self-complacency and encourages an atmosphere of deliberate diligence.” John Herring |Senior Pastor of Glorious Hope Baptist Church in Macon, GA Have you ever wondered what it would be like to interact with some of the great American innovative pioneers of the past? People like Booker T. Washington, Alonzo F. Herndon, even Mary McLeod Bethune. Could you imagine walking side by side with them as they blaze the trail of Greatness? Let’s take a journey with Grandpa as he shares his famous stories with his favorite grandson, Little Joseph. Little Joseph considers his Grandpa as the best storyteller in all of California. Some even consider Grandpa as The Greatest of All Time. Grandpa’s Famous Stories will allow you to explore the rich history and accomplishments of our notable American entrepreneurs. Grandpa’s Famous Stories will ultimately inspire you to self-reflect and ponder potential and innovative possibilities that live within you.

Download or read book Grandpa Versus Swing written by Lael Chisholm and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Grandpa Is a Giggle written by Ted Borgeas and published by Ted Borgeas. This book was released on 2005 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted Borgeas, transcended from a Foot Surgeon-Podiatrist to TV & Radio Producer-Director, To Author (Ted has been a member of AFTRA for over 20 years. (American Federation of Radio & Television Artists)His current popular TV productions Grandpa is a Giggle and Living In An AttitudeIts Magic! With Ted Borgeas are viewed weekly on Time-Warner and Cox Television, public access. As his continuous radio-talk show was for 15 years.This 75 year old dynamo whom nobody would hire, with a history of cancer, Built his own Empire. These are fun bedtime stories from his TV productions and grandchildren to grown up kids. Call Ted for details.Email: [email protected] Website: www.atborgeas.comPhone: 619-235-9393, Pager: 800-494-5341, Direct: 619-227-9393PO Box, 3022, La Jolla, CA 92038-3022Copyright © 2004 Ted Borgeas. All Rights Reserved

Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Download or read book Grandpa Cacao written by Elizabeth Zunon and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2019-05-21 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautifully illustrated story connects past and present as a girl bakes a chocolate cake with her father and learns about her grandfather harvesting cacao beans in West Africa. Chocolate is the perfect treat, everywhere! As a little girl and her father bake her birthday cake together, Daddy tells the story of her Grandpa Cacao, a farmer from the Ivory Coast in West Africa. In a land where elephants roam and the air is hot and damp, Grandpa Cacao worked in his village to harvest cacao, the most important ingredient in chocolate. "Chocolate is a gift to you from Grandpa Cacao," Daddy says. "We can only enjoy chocolate treats thanks to farmers like him." Once the cake is baked, it's ready to eat, but this isn't her only birthday present. There's a special surprise waiting at the front door . . .

Download or read book Grandpa Magic written by Allan Zola Kronzek and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a professional magician and New York Times bestselling author, 116 tricks, stunts, and brainteasers that will engage the grandchildren and provide giggles, jaw-dropping awe , and wonderful memories. Guaranteed to make grandparenting even more fun, Grandpa Magic is sure to entertain—and crack up— the grandkids. From the old pull-a-quarter-from-behind-a-kid’'s-ear trick and “removing your thumb” to card tricks, stunts for the dinner table, and verbal puzzles that surprise and delight, there’s something for everyone. Step-by-step illustrations make them easy to learn.