Download or read book Greasy Lips Bacon Strips written by Bobby Donuts and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-05-16 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hello...my name is Emma Salisbury but everyone calls me Rooster. I stole some delicious BBQ chicken wings from Kentucky Fried Chicken...but that's not what got me in big trouble. After the girl wouldn't give me any more of those sweet but tangy BBQ sauce packets that you normally get anyway...right?, well I tried to jump over the counter like in the movies, ...but I was wearing my tight blue jeans, and they kept me from really jumping like I normally do...see and I fell over the counter. So my leg goes flying... hits her in the face. I got scared cause she was gonna call the cops right, so I grabbed as much of that BBQ Chicken and as I could, Because like this is it, right?! The law is after me! I'm on the RUN but I got BBQ Chicken! Right! Right!" "So I ran into an alley and sat down in the corner out of sight and like...after I caught my breath, you know, I ate almost all of it..." Oh my god, ...it was so good.

Download or read book Bacon Strips Greasy Lips written by Dr. Michael Des Demona and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of Ben Salami and Mira Ricotta. The town of Cripple Creek is about to be shocked. All the bacon has been stolen. Big Mama is the suspect and Cyrus Barrymore, Jimmy and Tony are after them to get the bacon back so they can sell it in Sour City. Ben and Mira begin a friendship that will be tested when Ben has to choose between the bacon or his friends. Will the town of Cripple Creek be able to leave their strange food fetishes in the past?Ben enjoys Bacon soap and Mira hides mini powder doughnuts in books while Big Mama loves to eat BBQ ribs in sexy underwear while squirting BBQ sauce all over herself.

Download or read book Sex and Bacon written by Sarah Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2008-04-29 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s said that how we eat is reflective of our appetite in bed. Food and sex: two universal experiences that can easily become addictive and all consuming. You don’t need to look far—The Food Network, billboards, TV spots to name just a few—to witness firsthand the explosive combination of food and sex. InSex and Bacon: Why I Love Things That Are Very, Very Bad for Me,Sarah Katherine Lewis is a seductress whose observations about the interplay between food and sex are unusually delightful, sometimes raunchy, and always absorbing.Sex and Baconis a unique type of lovefest, and Lewis is not your run-of-the-mill food writer. A lusty eater who’s spent the better part of her adult life as a sex worker, Lewis is as reckless as she is adventurous. She writes of eating whale and bone marrow as challenges she was incapable of resisting. With chapters that hone in on the categorically simple—fat, sugar, meat—Lewis infuses even the most quotidian meals and food memories with sensual observations and decadence worthy of savoring.Sex and Baconis exuberant—a celebration that honors the rawness and base needs that are central to our experiences of both food and sex.

Download or read book Dragonfaerie written by Christopher A. Cooke and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-16 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will Englewood, a fifteen year old boy, saw his infant brother kidnapped by something that shouldn't exist. 10 years later the creature came back for him. In an instant, Will finds himself in a world of exotic creatures, powerful mages, and treacherous landscapes, with his only chance to rescue his brother lying in a mystical being known only as the Dragonfaerie. But before his journey is over, Will must decide whether to live out his days as an average American teenager or to stay and help the world he is in... Before it tears itself apart.

Download or read book Dark Sacrifice written by Angie Sandro and published by Forever Yours. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From rising star Angie Sandro, a steamy Southern gothic romance that will appeal to fans of Beautiful Creatures . . . A GIFT AND A CURSE Mala LaCroix sees dead people - really. After using her psychic gifts to catch a killer, she's locked in a psych ward and must strike a deal with the devil to secure her release. Apprenticed to a dark arts practitioner, Mala vows to free herself and save her loved ones from danger. But she doesn't know who to turn to when her crush on Landry Prince turns into something more serious. A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH Landry has sacrificed everything to protect Mala. A near-death experience changes him forever, and now he, too, possesses supernatural powers he doesn't understand. Mala and Landry must band together to defeat the dark forces- both human and otherworldly- who would use their abilities for evil. Even as they fall for each other, they must prepare to battle for their very souls . . .

Download or read book Wild Texas Promise written by Victoria Thompson and published by NYLA. This book was released on 1990-08-01 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hired Gunslinger Romance #2 From Romantic Times Career Achievement Award Winner and New York Times bestseller Victoria Thompson, a sensual tale of historical romance in the American Wild, Wild West... “Ms. Thompson imbues her characters with strength, eloquence and dignity.” –Romantic Times A Rebellious Spitfire... Hired to protect Eden Campbell’s ranch from cattle thieves, rugged Linc Scott soon realizes that Eden Campbell herself is his biggest problem. The pretty little spitfire refuses to let Linc guard her: she thinks she can take care of herself. Linc is definitely not used to an argument – especially from a beautiful woman! He’ll show her just how vulnerable she is to a smooth-talking Texan... But his plan backfires when a passionate kiss – and even hotter embrace – knocks him right off his boots! A Rogue Gunslinger... Who does that tall cowboy think he is?! If it weren't for some thieving rustlers, Eden would never have to deal with being bossed around by some rude gunslinger. But when she finds herself in Linc's lean, muscled arms and kissing his surprisingly sensual lips, she suddenly realizes she’s in danger of more than losing her ranch: she’s in danger of losing her heart!

Download or read book Best of Prairie Schooner written by Hilda Raz and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2001-01-01 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now celebrating seventy-five years of continuous publication, Prairie Schooner has been called one of the best magazines in America by Nan Talese, "the roots" in Esquire's garden of contemporary literature, and one of the best places for "fabulous fiction" by the Washington Post. One of the oldest and most prestigious literary journals in the country, it ranks among Writer's Digest's "Nineteen Magazines That Matter." This anthology collects some of the best fiction and poetry from the writers who have appeared in the journal's pages.

Download or read book A Wild Red Rose written by Lynn Shurr and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2014-06-06 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rodeo bullfighter, Clinton O. Beck, has courage and compassion, especially for animals that have been abused. A man not afraid of a challenge, he takes on the gorgeous, gold digging Renee Hayes, hoping to teach her the simple pleasures in life have the most meaning. However, he plans on keeping two secrets while he educates her--his middle name and the fact that he is heir to a fortune. Bad girl Renee Niles Bouchard Hayes is between rich husbands and bored. With nothing better on her agenda she plans to amuse herself with the handsome bullfighter who offers to take her on a road trip she will never forget. While she plans for extravagance he delivers simplicity. Clinton learned long ago that those who have been hurt the most fight back the hardest. He's a match for any bull in the ring, but will he be strong enough to tame Renee?

Download or read book Return to Sweetheart Lake written by Evelyn Jordan and published by Crooked Lane Books. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sure hit for fans of Jill Shalvis, this complex novel illuminates how the secrets of our past can break us...or make us. They were from opposite sides of the tracks: the wealthy Nortons and the working-class Michaels family. Yet Gray Norton and Charlie Michaels had become the unlikeliest of best friends, thick as thieves and utterly inseparable. Consumed with guilt after Charlie's untimely death, Gray fled his hometown to work as a doctor in a war zone. But Charlie's demise isn't the only thing that haunts Gray. For years, Gray and Romey, Charlie's sister, had been lovers--and Charlie never knew. Now a single mom, Romey has moved on from her painful relationship with Gray to work on her business, The Crusty Petal bakery. But when Gray returns to reconnect with the family he left behind--and the girl whose heart he broke--Romey's world comes apart. Romey has no intention of giving Gray the time of day, much less one of her famous pies. But can she resist the plan Gray has set in motion to make amends and win her back? Both have secrets and painful memories they've been harboring for years--but the past always has a way of catching up. Food, family, and the search for self-acceptance come together in a richly drawn novel of exceptional emotional resonance.

Download or read book O What a Luxury written by Garrison Keillor and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first poetry collection written by New York Times–bestselling author Garrison Keillor, the celebrated radio host of A Prairie Home Companion. Garrison Keillor is known the world over for his funny, folksy stories set in his beloved Lake Wobegon, and the legendary radio and stage performances of A Prairie Home Companion. And although he has edited several anthologies of his favorite poems, this volume forges a new path for him, as a poet of light verse. Here, Keillor writes with his characteristic combination of humor and insight on love, modernity, nostalgia, politics, religion, and other facets of daily life. His verses are charming and playful, locating sublime song within the humdrum of being human—and “as in his best-selling fiction, the subject matter is the (very funny) stuff of the lumpen-bourgeois blues” (Booklist).

Download or read book Love Will Happen written by James Burns and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-21 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOVE WILL HAPPEN is the story of Jeremy Clayton's struggles to find love in Birmingham, Alabama, a city of 229,000 people. There are about 15 females to every one male. It would seem that Jeremy's search for love and a true soul mate would be an easy one. But his search is derailed by his demanding job as a deputy working Vice with Jefferson County Sheriff's Office. He search has lead him to discover that his daughter's mother needed drama in her life to motivate her, his future ex is insecure and needs to be told that she is desired constantly and she cheated on him. Another lover felt that being abused is her proof of being loved and she returned to her abusive ex. And yet another lover compared her ideal man to an I-HOP breakfast. When His relationships end Jeremy blamed the women because they were all crazy. Or were they?When his marriage falls apart his friends, Frederica, Franklin and Dee Wayne try to help him through the pain. Frederica asked him to start listening to the women in his life to learn what they want in a relationship, Franklin tells him to slow down and learn to enjoy life away from the job and Dee Wayne tell him to sex as many women as he can because the women are now looking for the same thing that men are looking for, sex.Life is a female dog when his future ex, Cynthia strips the house clean while he was at work. He meets two women who leave him bitter and in the course of his job he is almost killed in the line of duty because his mind was on the I-HOP woman.Jeremy has a heart to heart talk with Federica and it is then that he realized that he was the common denominator in all his failed relationships. All the women were different but he was the same. It is then that he started working to change his outlook on life. His family and friends encouraged him to stop looking for love saying, "Love will come along and when it does it will come from the person you least expected. Live life and enjoy it and LOVE WILL HAPPEN."

Download or read book The Other s Gold written by Elizabeth Ames and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The perfect book to read with your friends.” —Bustle “The debut novel of the season, The Other's Gold reads like an origin story for the women of Big Little Lies.” —Elle An insightful and sparkling novel that opens on a college campus and follows the friendship of four women across life-defining turning points Assigned to the same suite during their freshman year at Quincy-Hawthorn College, Lainey, Ji Sun, Alice, and Margaret quickly become inseparable. The leafy green campus they move through together, the idyllic window seat they share in their suite, and the passion and ferocity that school and independence awakens in them ignites an all-encompassing love with one another. But they soon find their bonds--forged in joy, and fused by fear--must weather threats that originate from beyond the dark forests of their childhoods, and come at them from institutions, from one another, and ultimately, from within themselves. The Other's Gold follows the four friends as each makes a terrible mistake, moving from their wild college days to their more feral days as new parents. With one part devoted to each mistake--the Accident, the Accusation, the Kiss, and the Bite--this complex yet compulsively readable debut interrogates the way that growing up forces our friendships to evolve as the women discover what they and their loved ones are capable of, and capable of forgiving. A joyful, big-hearted book that perfectly evokes the bittersweet experience of falling in love with friendship, the experiences of Lainey, Ji Sun, Alice, and Margaret are at once achingly familiar and yet shine with a brilliance and depth all their own.

Download or read book The Storm Testament II written by Lee Nelson and published by Cedar Fort Publishing & Media. This book was released on 2023-02-02 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1845 an enterprising Philadelphia publisher decides to send a beautiful female journalist, disguised as a schoolteacher, to the Mormon city of Nauvoo on the Mississippi River. He hopes she will lure the Mormon polygamists out of hiding and get the real story that has evaded male journalists too long. Caroline Logan accepts the assignment with dreams of riches and fame as a best-selling author. Caroline refuses to be distracted from her goal, even when she finds herself falling in love with the daring Dan Storm, former mountain man now guard at the Nauvoo Temple construction site. Caroline rejects her feelings for Dan, even when an unexpected clash between Boggs and Storm results in Caroline and Dan becoming stranded on a deserted Mississippi River island. She refuses to be drawn into a romance that would interfere with her book project. Blackmail from Boggs, a slave revolt in a Mexican gold mine, a vicious dog, a surprise Indian raid, an unexpected death, a midnight buffalo stampede, an unorthodox Mormon bishop, and an early winter storm on the continental divide bring this novel to an unexpected conclusion.

Download or read book Uncle John s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 616 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John is back with another spectacular show—and it’s right here in front of you! Uncle John’s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader is bursting with the latest oohs and aahs from the worlds of pop culture, history, sports, and politics. Dazzling facts, jaw-dropping blunders, and astounding lists of trivia will make your visits to the throne room more entertaining than ever. Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, so there’s always something to suit your needs. With Uncle John as the ringmaster for the 33rd straight edition, this Bathroom Reader is sure to be a crowd-pleaser!

Download or read book Sleepwalker written by M A Hunter and published by Boldwood Books Ltd. This book was released on 2024-07-12 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't close your eyes... When Jake Meredith is arrested for the murder of his wife, he's adamant he's not guilty, even though her blood is all over his hands and his prints are on the murder weapon. He has no memory of attacking her. His solicitor brother claims Jake is a sleepwalker, and he's sent to a revolutionary new sleep clinic for assessment. Jake is convinced he didn’t kill his wife, and is intent on finding answers. But locked away in a clinic, he’s impeded at every turn. Is his incarceration accidental, or part of a larger web of lies? And worse still, is he losing his mind or the unwitting victim of something far more sinister? A dark and twisty psychological thriller that'll have you guessing right up until the end, perfect for fans of Freida McFadden, The Silent Patient and Anna O Praise for M. A. Hunter: 'A brilliantly unique storyline - I loved it' Valerie Keogh 'Clever and compelling! I loved everything about this one: the concept, the setting, the structure...' Lesley Kara 'Fresh, pacey, and exciting! You’ll be racing to the finish at breakneck speed!' L C North 'A rollercoaster of a read! Kept me gripped until the very last page.' J A Baker 'I sprinted to finish this heart pounding tale of deception, a real nail biter!' Gemma Rogers 'A fast-paced psychological thriller that will keep you up all night!' Diana Wilkinson 'Clever and original. An exceptional, dark and tense read, with breath-taking twists. Highly recommended!' D. E. White

Download or read book Sleight written by Jennifer Sommersby and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-24 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Canadian Children’s Book Centre Best Book for Kids & Teens, Fall 2018 An Ontario Library Association Best Bets Honorable Mention Book for Young Adults, 2019 A Vivid Tale of Ancient Lore, Dangerous Magic, and Complicated Love Set against the Backdrop of Circus Life Growing up in the Cinzio Traveling Players circus, Genevieve Flannery is accustomed to a life most teenagers could never imagine: daily workouts of extravagant acrobatics; an extended family of clowns; wild animals for pets; and her mother Delia, whose mind has always been tortured by visions—but whose love for Geni is unwavering. In a world of performers who mystify and amaze on a daily basis, even Delia’s ghostly visions never seemed all that strange . . . until the evening Geni and her mother are performing an aerial routine they’ve done hundreds of times before, and Delia falls to her death. That night, everything changes. Already reeling from the tragedy, the Cinzio Traveling Players have even more to adjust to when the circus falls under new ownership. Though the new benefactor seems incredibly generous, Geni suspects his motives are much darker. And when the owner’s son, Henry, starts taking an interest in her, is it actual attraction, or an attempt to get her to lower her guard so his father can secure what he's really after? Suddenly swept with the terrifying visions that plagued her mother, Geni’s no longer sure who she should trust or love. And, worst of all, she’s starting to question whether she can trust her own mind. Sommersby blends teenage drama, sizzling romance, ancient lore, and dangerous magic, against the bewitching backdrop of the circus in this atmospheric, lushly-written tale.

Download or read book The Hana Du Rose 10 Book Collection written by K T Bowes and published by K T Bowes. This book was released on with total page 3178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He met his soul mate on a dirty London train. Then spent his life trying to find her. He felt sure she'd remember the encounter. But she didn't. Two decades later in New Zealand, Hana's world is falling apart. When she drops her handbag at the feet of the handsome stranger, she's unprepared for his reaction. But another man has her on his radar. He's watching her and waiting for his opportunity. One loves her and the other means her harm. Both have her attention now. Download this extended boxed set and read without interruption. These novels are contained in your bundle: Logan Du Rose, About Hana, Hana Du Rose, Du Rose Legacy, The New Du Rose Matriarch, One Heartbeat, The Du Rose Prophecy, Du Rose Sons, Du Rose Family Ties, Du Rose Vendetta. Keywords related to this novel; mysteries and thrillers, mysteries set in New Zealand, murder mystery books, mystery books for adults, mystery chapter books, mystery crime books, mystery fiction books, mystery love books, mystery novels for adults, mystery romance, mystery romance books, mystery romance books for adults, mystery romance books for women, mystery thrillers and suspense, romantic suspense, romantic suspense books, romantic suspense novels, romantic suspense series, New Zealand romantic suspense, romantic suspense books, romantic suspense novels, romantic suspense series, New Zealand romantic suspense, New Zealand fiction, New Zealand novels, rural romance, rural fiction, rural life, rural living, small town and rural fiction, small town big secrets, small town romance books, small town big dreams, small town big rumors, small town crime, small town fiction, small town mystery, small town problems, small town second chance romance, small town series, secretive men retribution, secretive men murder mystery, brooding hot guy suspense, lonely women and men with secrets, secretive men and beautiful women, brooding guys with secrets, rural farming suspense, If you like Rosalind James, or Cynthia Hickey, you'll love the Hana Du Rose Mysteries.