Download or read book Goofy Jokes Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2002 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic? He was put away for a long stretch. What a hoot and a goof--and a bellyful of laughs. These jokes and riddles and off-the-wall illustrated wackies will keep kids entertained for hours. Want more? Here they come--giggles direct to you! MAN: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? PET SHOP OWNER: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? WOMAN: What's this fly doing in my ice cream? WAITER: Probably cooling off. It gets pretty hot in the kitchen. You won't be able to stop laughing--or sharing these with your friends!

Download or read book Goofy Jokes and Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2002-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the thief who stole a truck full of elastic?" He was put away for a long stretch. Jokes, riddles and wacky illustrations will keep kids howling. Want more?" Man: Have you got something to cure fleas on a dog? Pet shop owner: I don't know. What's wrong with the fleas? You won't stop laughing!

Download or read book Silly Jokes Giggles written by Philip Yates and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let the grins begin! Philip Yates and Matt Rissinger know a lot about making kids smile, as proven by their popular Best School Jokes Ever, Biggest Joke Book in the World, Greatest Jokes on Earth, and many other bestsellers. They do it once again with this comic collection, covering hilarious topics that range from "Car-Har-Har” to "Polly Want a Crackup?” How about: Why was the magnet sent to detention? Because of his negative attitude. And this sign on a pizza van? Seven days without pizza makes one weak. Juvenile jokesters will find non-stop fun in here.

Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

Download or read book Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When you want to chuckle really hard, laugh out loud, and crack up until your sides hurt, check out these awesome jokes..."--Cover back.

Download or read book Giggles Gags Groaners written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the best, worst, and silliest riddles, jokes, and rhymes.

Download or read book The Little Giant Book of Giggles written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 350 pages of chuckles and chortles, snickers and snorts, giggles and guffaws. From Cool School to Funky Families, Cats and Dogs to Oh, Horrors, this is simply the biggest little book of jokes, riddles and knock-knocks ever. And the comical pictures on every page really add to the fun. Need a "worm up" to get your body ready for hours of hysterical laughter? Have some hoots on the birds: What did the parakeet say when it was hungry? "Long time no seed." Moo-ving right along: Why did the cow cross the street? To get to the udder side. Then it's lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! Why couldn't the three bears get back into their house? Because it had Goldie locks. Plus: Law and Disorder, All Wet, Play Ball!, On the Net, and much more amusement.

Download or read book Greatest Giggles Ever written by Matt Rissinger and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are plenty of chuckles, chortles, and cheer in this gloriously goofy collection of riddles, knock-knocks, and jokes.

Download or read book Jokes for 8 Year Olds written by Linda Summers and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-13 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does the farmer not tell pigs secrets?a. Because it'll probably squeal. You're only 8 once! So, enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Sure, to get the whole family groaning and your best friends rolling on the floor with laughter! Featuring: An awesome collection of side-splitting jokes for 8-year olds, that can be shared with the whole family! There's a 'From' box on the inside page, - so the giver can write their name, making an extra special gift- or an alternative to a birthday/Christmas card/special occasion card. Beautiful glossy front cover! This must-have book is a guaranteed winner for all 8 year olds. Something both you and your kids can enjoy. What kind of music do balloons hate?a. Pop music! Click "Add to Cart" now and let the good times roll!

Download or read book Knock Knock Lettuce In written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Garden has the Giggles in this funny joke book about vegetables Knock, Knock. Who's There? Lettuce. Lettuce Who? Lettuce In and you'll find out! In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will laugh at their favorite vegetables. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair!

Download or read book 501 Space Joke tivities written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calling all space cadets! This 144-page cosmic collection contains all kinds of activities about stars, planets, aliens, astronauts and more! Blast off into space with this uniquely Highlights mix of humor, activity and information, guaranteed to amuse every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about space. Filled with a huge variety of space-themed activities, this collection is perfect for future astronauts ages 6-9. Your young explorer can delve into a list of 88 constellations, learn fascinating real-life facts, giggle at goofy jokes and tongue twisters, and solve spacey puzzles by the dozens. There are Hidden Pictures scenes, non-fiction articles, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, the 501 Space Joke-tivities book is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.

Download or read book National Geographic Kids Funny Fill In My Ocean Adventure written by Kay Boatner and published by National Geographic Children's Books. This book was released on 2013-12-10 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've just discovered a submarine that will take you to underwater places around the world! What happens next is up to YOU! Filled with excitement and hilarity, this compositional challenge lets you tell your very own story starring...YOU! Combining National Geographic Kids' photography and illustrations in colorful laugh-out-loud pages, this engaging, entertaining, and educational book introduces you to animals and people from all over the high seas, and invites you to enter a new world imaginatively by combining your story with theirs.

Download or read book I m Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Download or read book Lunchbox Jokes written by Deana Gunn and published by Brown Bag Pub. This book was released on 2013-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tear-out jokes to put inside a child's lunchbox.

Download or read book The Terrible Two written by Mac Barnett and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-01-13 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miles Murphy is not happy to be moving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that’s famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. In his old school, everyone knew him as the town’s best prankster, but Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster, and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he is going to have to raise his game. It’s prankster against prankster in an epic war of trickery, until the two finally decide to join forces and pull off the biggest prank ever seen: a prank so huge that it would make the members of the International Order of Disorder proud. In The Terrible Two, bestselling authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John have created a series that has its roots in classic middle-grade literature yet feels fresh and new at the same time. Advance Praise for The Terrible Two “A double helping of fun and mischief!â€? —Jeff kinney, author of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series “The pranks, the brotherhood, the art, the heart! What’s not to love about the Terrible Two?â€? —Sara Pennypacker, author of the Clementine series “You don’t have to be a cow, like cows, or even know a cow to love the Terrible Two.â€? —Dave Eggers “This book is terrible! Terribly funny, terribly full of pranks, and terribly wonderful.â€? —Jon Scieszka, author of The Stinky Cheese Man and the Frank Einstein series “The Terrible Two are my kind of kids. And what’s more, they’re kids’ kind of kids.â€? —Annie Barrows, author of the Ivy & Bean series “Hilarious.â€? —Dav Pilkey, author of the Captain Underpants series

Download or read book Dumb Jokes for Smart Folks written by Jessica Delfino and published by Humorist Media. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dumb Jokes for Smart Folks delivers a grown-up spin on the quintessential children's joke book.

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!