Download or read book Goodnight Boobs written by Aaron Abramson and published by . This book was released on 2015-01-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's last call at the Lion's Lair Gentlemen's Club. Is there time for one more lap dance before we say goodnight? In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are closing up and heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room - from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar. In this twisted grown-up parody of the classic children's bedtime tale, we get a hilarious glimpse of the seedy side of town. Cartoon illustrations of slobbering guys and scantily-clad dancers are a perfect comedic combination for an end of the day chuckle. Disclaimer: this book contains no actual pictures of boobs. Well, maybe just one. At the very end. No nudity here, and no profanity, but arguably not recommended for readers under age 16.
Download or read book Goodnight Mysteries Books 1 3 written by elise sax and published by 13 Lakes Publishing. This book was released on 2019-04-27 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goodnight Mysteries: Book 1 - 3 The Goodnight Mysteries series is the small-town mystery romance spinoff of the Matchmaker Mysteries. Goodnight…Sometimes sweet dreams end in murder. * Die Noon * Matilda Dare can’t sleep. Her insomnia is one more reason to move to the quirky small town of Goodnight, New Mexico after she inherits a house, a small newspaper, and two old dogs there. But despite the Goodnight name, Matilda still spends her nights wide awake, and she has good reason after a reporter is murdered. With a mystery to solve, she begins to investigate the town and uncovers more suspects than she knows what to do with. Meanwhile, the hottie cowboy sheriff is doing his own investigation into Matilda, and the mysterious, handsome stranger, who just happens to live with her, is showing up in all the wrong places. As her investigation continues, danger increases, and it might end up spelling lights out for Matilda. * A Doom with a View * Matilda Dare still can’t sleep. Since she’s arrived in Goodnight, New Mexico, she’s solved one murder and had more than one conversation with a dead woman. Obsessed with finding the woman’s killer, she has to put that on hold when her newspaper receives a mysterious, coded letter. When the author of the letter winds up dead, Matilda is thrust into a mystery that puts her new friends into danger. The hunky Sheriff Goodnight and Matilda’s hunky roommate Boone are along for the ride in this funny action adventure that might end up spelling lights out for Matilda. * Jurassic Dark * Matilda Dare might be in a new relationship, but she’s not sure. Ever since Boone kissed her, it’s been up in the air if they’re an item or not. Either way, she can’t focus on romance for very long because one of her best friends has been accused of murder, and Matilda is bound and determined to prove her innocence. Matilda and Boone find themselves on the trail of the real killer out in the wilds of New Mexico. But as they’re pursuing the killer, they’re being pursued as well. * “Elise Sax will win your heart.”—New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis * “Sax will make you laugh. Her larger-than-life characters jump off the page and make crazy seem like a fun place to hang out.”—New York Times bestselling author Christie Craig * “With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse” --RT Book Reviews “Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie.”—Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember “A lighthearted and amusing caper with a sexy side order of romance . . . Gladie is an endearing mess of a character, and the book is fast-paced and amusing, with a large cast of quirky, small-town characters.”—Kirkus Reviews, on Matchpoint * “There’s plenty for fans to enjoy in Sax’s third Matchmaker installment, complete with energetic narration, zany humor and a mystery that’s as engaging as the details of Gladie’s love life.”—RT Book Reviews, on Love Game
Download or read book The Boob Book written by and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring 30 types of breasts, The Boob Book is an illustrated celebration of womanhood and the boobs that come with it. Scattered throughout are boob miscellany: a boob personality flow chart, boob facts, boob self-care tips, a roundup of bras, types of nipples, a boob doodle, and illustrated ways we show off the goods. This joyful book features breasts of all colors and sizes—from "The Handful" to "The Mom-To-Be" to "The Small but Mighty"—showing women that every boob type is weird, beautiful, and natural. • An illustrated love letter to a girl's breast friend • Filled with fun and interactive boob-related miscellany, like a boob personality test (are you a "Chillaxer" or a "Handful"?), boob facts, and breast self-care tips • Light, celebratory, and a little cheeky—but ultimately sincere Let's hear it for our bosom buddies. Our mammary mamas. Our breasts-in-arms. From small and mighty to large and in charge to long, short, hairy, bumpy, or any boobs in between, this book uplifts them all. • A perfect book for women of all generations—from friends to mothers and daughters—or anyone who wants to send some extra support and love to their ladies • Ideal for anyone who needs a boob-size boost • Great for those who enjoyed Feminist Activity Book by Gemma Correll, Celebrating You: (And the Beautiful Person You Are) by M. H. Clark, and Gross Anatomy: Dispatches from the Front (and Back) by Mara Altman
Download or read book Good Night John Doe written by Andy Femino and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-04-30 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Night! John Doe. is a journey through the life of a young lady who discovers that life isnt always as it appears. Amy, a young detective is assigned to the death of a man that appears to be a transient. Battling burn out, a relationship gone bad and the loss of her father and a friend, she is at a crossroads in her life. As her life unexpectedly changes direction, she finds that all of her assumptions have been wrong.
Download or read book How to Get a Free Boob Job written by Penny Casselman and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2020-10-22 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boobs are arguably the defining feature of a woman. But what happens when, seemingly out of nowhere, they forcefully demand every minute of your attention? As author Penny Casselman planned her forty-fifth birthday, she was only thinking of three things: friends, craft cocktails, and, of course, which pair of strappy high heels best complemented her new skinny jeans. What wasn’t in her birthday plans? Cancer. So, imagine her surprise when a routine mammogram resulted in the radiologist saying, “We’ll be with you every step of the way.” According to the American Cancer Society, one in eight women will develop breast cancer sometime in their life. Whether that someone is you, a family member, or a friend, How To Get A Free Boob Job provides insights, new perspectives, and heaping scoops of gratitude for the little things we take for granted—all covered with sprinkles of humor. Casselman brings you along on her adventure of a lifetime and gives you a peek under her shirt of what it’s like to navigate the wild unknown of a genetically driven breast cancer diagnosis.
Download or read book Boobs written by Serena Alberton and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello Reader, Maybe you are in possession of breasts. Maybe you are an admirer. Maybe you have them and you admire them. Either way boobs are something normal. They come in all shapes, colours and sizes. It is a shame that they are mostly hidden behind a piece of clothing. Walking around topless is not a freedom which women are yet permitted. As a woman with boobs who admires boobs and has seen some boobs in her life I can assure you there is no such thing as the perfect boob. There's such an enormous variety of breasts and each of them is beautiful and unique. Let this book help you break your imagination and introduce you in a humourous way to the world of boob diversity.So welcome reader to this book dedicated to boobs...Yes, boobs. Just boobs
Download or read book bOObs written by Elisabeth Squires and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2007-10-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide about breasts discusses topics such as finding the right bra size, how to perform breast examinations, available medical and cosmetic procedures, and how to deal with personal and cultural expectations about breast size.
Download or read book Slay Misty for Me written by elise sax and published by 13 Lakes Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie.”—Booklist * “Elise Sax will win your heart.”—New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis * With an on-going drought and fires season approaching, it’s a perfect time for a murder in Cannes, California. Gladie is on the case! More information to come… * Slay Misty for Me is the second book in the Matchmaker Marriage Mysteries, the continuing adventures of Gladie Burger with all of the regular characters from the Matchmaker Mysteries. It’s perfect for fans of Miss Fortune, Stephanie Plum, and small-town, funny mysteries. * Matchmaker Marriage Mysteries…sometimes love comes with a few dead ends. * “Sax will make you laugh. Her larger-than-life characters jump off the page and make crazy seem like a fun place to hang out.”—New York Times bestselling author Christie Craig * “With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris’ Sookie Stackhouse” --RT Book Reviews
Download or read book Cabbagetown Diary written by Juan Butler and published by Wilfrid Laurier Univ. Press. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robert Fulford called it “a remarkable glimpse of the underbelly of Toronto,” but the reviews that greeted the publication of Cabbagetown Diary in 1970 were decidedly mixed. The novel’s rowdy concoction of grit and violence and rooming-house sleaze had a strongly polarizing effect on its readers. Many admired the frankness of Butler’s depiction of a sordid environment, and others deplored the obscenity of the language and the dangerous and careless ways in which his characters behave, bent as they are on downward self-transcendence. But Cabbagetown Diary was undeniably a promising debut by a young writer whose brash tone and pungent subject matter were unique in Canadian writing at that time. The novel takes the form of a diary written by a disaffected young Toronto bartender, Michael, over the course of his four-month liaison with Terry, a naive teenager who is new to the city. Michael introduces her to his friends and his inner-city haunts, to drink and drugs, and to the nihilist politics espoused by some in his circle. With hard-bitten cynicism and flashes of dark humour, Michael relates the vicissitudes of their summer together. This reissue of Cabbagetown Diary includes a biographical sketch by Charles Butler and an afterword by Tamas Dobozy.
Download or read book Boobs written by George Vere Hobart and published by . This book was released on 1914 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Prey written by Linda Howard and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2011-09-06 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Survival of the sexiest . . . This is high adventure and nonstop romantic suspense.”—Bookreporter Thirty-two-year-old Angie Powell has always spoken her mind, but in the presence of Dare Callahan she nurses a simmering rage. Three years ago, Dare returned home to rural Montana and opened a hunting business to rival Angie’s own, forcing her to close up shop. The infuriatingly attractive Iraq war vet even had the nerve to ask Angie out, not once but twice. Before Angie leaves town, she organizes one last trip into the wilderness with a client. But the adrenaline-fueled adventure turns deadly when Angie witnesses a cold-blooded murder and finds herself on the wrong side of a gun. Then a bear comes crashing through the woods—changing the dark game completely. Luckily, Dare is camping nearby and comes to her aid. Forced together for survival, Angie and Dare must confront hard feelings, a blinding storm, and a growing attraction—while a desperate killer and a ferocious five-hundred-pound beast stalk their prey. BONUS: This edition contains an excerpt of Linda Howard and Linda Jones's Running Wild.
Download or read book A Good Night Out for the Girls written by E. Aston and published by Springer. This book was released on 2012-11-29 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving across the boundaries of mainstream and experimental circuits, from the affective pleasures of commercially successful shows such as Calendar Girls and Mamma Mia! to the feminist possibilities of new burlesque and stand-up, this book offers a lucid and accessible account of popular feminisms in contemporary theatre and performance.
Download or read book No Kiss Good Night written by Kevin Zdrill and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The day of his thirty-ninth birthday, relationship counsellor Gus Adams was completely alone. He was supposed to have a birthday bash, surrounded by friends and coworkers, but everyone cancelled for this reason or that. Gus left with a silly Staples birthday banner and chilled champagne, sans company realized he had no one upon whom to depend, no one to love. With sudden determination, Gus decided to find love real, substantial love before his dreaded fortieth birthday. After all, he knows how to make a relationship work. He spent his career listening to other people talk about their relationships. He knew what worked and what didn't, but Gus hadn't been in a romantic relationship in over ten years, since a heartless vixen tossed him out on the metaphorical curb. A lot had changed over the past ten years; Gus placed all his conviction into fast-tracking his soul mate through the polished hands of a professional dating service. Soon, he'd be overwhelmed by free spirits who barely made it past date number one. Following forays into adultery, whip wielding seductresses, extortion, drinks spiked for male enhancement and a mandated admission to John School, Gus wondered if he'd ever make it to date number two.
Download or read book Die Noon written by elise sax and published by 13 Lakes Publishing. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
