Download or read book Golf Wisdom and Humor All In One written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers and caddies and people that don't even play golf, this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a chuckle just to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this authors 3+ book series to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. This Collection of Golf Jokes & Quotes, Fairway Wisdom with Hundreds of Illustrations makes this a perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that plays the game, whether they play it well or not.
Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book It s Only a Game written by Jackie Burke and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gems of wisdom about golf and life--and a spirited call for a return to the game's core values--are offered by one of the game's most respected elder statesmen and former champions.
Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.
Download or read book The Golfer s Book of Wit Wisdom written by Gerd De Ley and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of golf jokes, one-liners, and witty quotations perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom seeks to encompass everything there is to love about golf. Collecting over 350 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from the world within and outside of golf, this book promises to be a cherished and fun collectible for every fan.
Download or read book Kathy Whitworth s Little Book of Golf Wisdom written by Jay Golden and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-17 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tiger Woods? Ben Hogan? Annika Sorenstam? None of these amazing athletes knows more about winning golf tournaments than LPGA legend Kathy Whitworth. In the bestselling tradition of Harvey Penick's Little Red Book, long-time Penick student and World Golf Hall of Fame enshrinee Whitworth presents readers with tee-to-green advice gleaned from years of teaching and tournament golf. She amassed a whopping 88 professional wins in her career—a record for both men's and women's U.S. Tours. Small enough to fit inside your golf bag and with much of the simple, easy-to-understand, common-sense manner of Penick's classic books, Kathy Whitworth's Little Book of Golf Wisdom includes expert advice on playing one shot at a time; thinking your way around the golf course; the common traits of all champions; the importance of confidence, concentration, and learning in practice rounds; practicing trouble shots; bad-weather golf; pressure putting; and how to turn things around when you're playing badly. With its invaluable advice, this is an indispensable resource for any golfer. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Sports Publishing imprint, is proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in sports—books about baseball, pro football, college football, pro and college basketball, hockey, or soccer, we have a book about your sport or your team. In addition to books on popular team sports, we also publish books for a wide variety of athletes and sports enthusiasts, including books on running, cycling, horseback riding, swimming, tennis, martial arts, golf, camping, hiking, aviation, boating, and so much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Download or read book A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to maintain yourself, this book is for you and it makes a great gift for the golfer. ENDORSED BY SENIORS GOLFERS OF AMERICA - "This is a complete informational and motivational book in which seniors learn what Arnold, Jack, Langer, Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50." FROM AUSTRALIAN SENIOR GOLFERS - "This book has over 300 pages of what would be expected stuff like overall golf advice, golf tips, golf techniques and golf equipment advice – but there’s much more. The much more includes complete golfing exercise programs, ways to loosen stiff joints, diet information and goal setting. (There’s even some bonus pages at the back if you want to get really serious and record your fitness progress)." "But what really sets A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 apart is the emphasis on fun. Not only is there a full chapter of golf jokes, there are jokes interspersed throughout the manual and another section on fun formats and suggestions on keeping up the interest by varying your routines. Live longer and healthier, absorb some wisdom (and maybe a game changing insight) from the greats, and laugh more. Much better than getting the sh*ts over a fluffed chip shot." "I found the second chapter What Great Players in Golf Have Said About Senior Golfers to be particularly valuable (Golfwell personally contacted many of those contributing)." "Amongst some great golf and life advice I particularly liked Lee Trevino’s quip: “The older I get, the better I used to be.” - Brian O'Hare, Founder Senior Golfers of Australia. This over 300-page guide is for senior golfers who want to learn a higher level of play and maintain that level as the years pass. You will learn what Arnold, Jack, Bernhard Langer, Hale Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50. You will get fun golf formats such as “Me Toos,” “Wolf for High Handicappers.” You will have our favorite adult jokes and stories to tell during delays on the course, backups at the tee, or the 19th hole clubhouse drinks. You will get our favorite fitness programs covering the 5 elements needed for a well-rounded fitness program to make you leaner and stronger: 1. Aerobics, so you will be less tired during the last 4 to 5 holes. 2. Total Body Resistance and Weight Training. Having good muscle tone make you play better. Toned muscles use up more calories to help you with weight loss. 3. Core Exercises. You will discover how to strengthen your core muscles to play better, swing easier, and hit it farther. 4.Balance Training. To help you make an even tempo balanced golf swing. 5. Stretching Programs to help maintain your flexibility. You will learn the diets of top senior golfers. You will learn why golfers live longer. Bonus: This book contains a Free Journal to use and keep track of your exercise programs to maintain your fitness. Get this Guide and begin your journey to your full golf potential by becoming a more skillful, leaner, energetic, and happier golfer! Tags: sports, sports book, sports gift, golf accessories, golf, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, golf, rules of golf, golf rules, golf rule books, golf rule book, golf coaching, coaching golf, pga tour, golf books, top golfers, rules of golf 2019, senior golf books, golf books for seniors, books for over 50 golfers,
Download or read book Golf Wit Wisdom written by Lou Romano and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me start out by letting you know that Golf Wit and Wisdom is not going to teach you how to play this wonderful game called Golf. What I hope to accomplish is to give the reader a better understanding of some of the intangibles of golf that they might not know about. For instance, there will be chapters devoted to Golf History, Golf Balls, Golf Clubs and Golf Etiquette. My last chapter will contain a glossary of commonly used golf terminology with a little added commentary. I have also included some illustrations demonstrating how to repair ball marks on the green and a table on how far average golfers, men and women, are able to hit a golf ball for each club. The information is presented in such a way that golfers of all ages and ability will find that Golf Wit and Wisdom, as the title implies, is very informative, easy to read and understand, light hearted and thoroughly enjoyable. Don't be too surprised if you find yourself laughing out loud as you read this book. I can assure you that Golf Wit and Wisdom is not just another "how to" golf book.
Download or read book So Help Me Golf written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved New York Times bestselling author and golf aficionado shares his insatiable curiosity, trademark sense of humor, and vast knowledge of the game in this cavalcade of original pieces about why we love the sport, now featuring three additional new pieces. This is the book Rick Reilly has been writing in the back of his head since he fell in love with the game of golf at eleven years old. He unpacks and explores all of the wonderful, maddening, heart-melting, heart-breaking, cool, and captivating things about golf that make the game so utterly addictive. We meet the PGA Tour player who robbed banks by night to pay his motel bills, the golf club maker who takes weekly psychedelic trips, and the caddy who kept his loop even after an 11-year prison stint. We learn how a man on his third heart nearly won the U.S. Open, how a Vietnam POW saved his life playing 18 holes a day in his tiny cell, and about the course that's absolutely free. Reilly mines all of the game’s quirky traditions—from the shot of bourbon you take before you tee off at Peyton Manning’s course, to the way the starter at St. Andrews announces to your group (and the hundreds of tourists watching), “You’re on the first tee, gentlemen.” He means that quite literally: St. Andrews has the first tee ever invented. We’ll visit the eighteen most unforgettable holes around the world (Reilly has played them all), including the hole in Indonesia where the biggest hazard is monkeys, the one in the Caribbean that's underwater, and the one in South Africa that requires a shot over a pit of alligators; not to mention Reilly’s attempt to play the most mini-golf holes in one day. Reilly expounds on all the great figures in the game, from Phil Mickelson to Bobby Jones to the simple reason Jack Nicklaus is better than Tiger Woods. He explains why we should stop hating Bryson DeChambeau unless we hate genius, the greatest upset in women’s golf history, and why Ernie Els throws away every ball that makes a birdie. Plus all the Greg Norman stories Reilly has never been able to tell before, and the great fun of being Jim Nantz. Connecting it all will be the story of Reilly’s own personal journey through the game, especially as it connects to his tumultuous relationship with his father, and how the two eventually reconciled through golf. This is Reilly’s valentine to golf, a cornucopia of stories that no golfer will want to be without. **The Sports Librarian’s Best of 2022 – Sports Books**
Download or read book For the Golfer Who Has Everything written by Team Golfwell and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-16 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I liked this book. It is funny and enjoyed it!" - Peter Jablonski "Enjoyable, entertaining and interesting. Five big stars!" - Jason Frierson The perfect gift for any golfer! Funny true and little-known golf tales, insane golf courses, golf anecdotes, golf jokes, hilarious quotes, world golf records, and much more in this amusing new book created by bestselling golf writers, Team Golfwell. Their books have sold thousands of copies. This book makes a memorable and enjoyable Holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, birthday gift, Father's Day gift or a gift for any occasion and will bring a smile to his face. This is a gift a golfer will remember for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." - Winston Churchill He can share these stories with golfing friends, or on the 19th hole, or anytime! A great book to keep on the nightstand, read while traveling, or anytime! Buy this unique book and get him something new to share! He'll love you for it!
Download or read book Bad Golf My Way written by Leslie Nielsen and published by . This book was released on 1996-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling coauthors of Leslie Nielsen's Stupid Little Golf Book comes another book of hilarious and worthless golf wisdom--a parody of the classic golf instruction book, Jack Nicklaus's Golf My Way. There are twenty-five million golfers in North America who buy millions of copies of golf instruction books annually. But until now, all of those books shared one fatal flaw--they were written for the 2,450 golfers who actually play halfway decent golf and just want to get that annoying 79 down to a respectable 72. Now, at last, Leslie Nielsen, the World's Greatest Bad Golfer, has produced a golf instruction book for the 24,997,550 rest of us--the legion of hopeless duffers and terminal hackers who know in their heart of hearts that no matter how much they practice, no matter what new tip they follow, no matter what foolproof method they embrace, they are never going to improve. Covering everything from the Inside-Way-Out Swing to the Magic Move that lets you hit the ball 110 yards with any club in the bag, and lavishly illustrated with photographs of the Master himself, Bad Golf My Waydemonstrates Leslie Nielsen's deeply flawed swing style and curious course-playing strategies that have earned him the coveted title, "The Arnold Palmer of Bad Golf."
Download or read book Golf Is a Funny Game written by Allan Zullo and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether it's the hacker who caught his own ricocheted drive, the pro who stripped down to his shorts to play a shot, or the caddie who lost a golf bag during a round, one thing is certain: Golf is a funny game." -From the introduction From bogies and birdies to par shots and eagles, Zullo offers outrageously funny golf tales certain to entertain golf's millions of enthusiasts. More Golf Is a Funny Game From Arnie's infamous run-in with the ninth tee at Rancho Park Golf Course to the amateur hacker who was hit in the head by his own ricocheting golf ball, Allan Zullo presents more than 100 sidesplitting anecdotes of life on the green for linksmen and women in dire need of a laugh and a lower handicap. Recounting mulligans and master strokes from the days hickory shafts ruled the fairways to the 2006 PGA, Champions, and LPGA Tours, this comical compendium is executed with the precision of a flawless bunker shot into the cup.
Download or read book Harvey Penick S Little Red Book written by Harvey Penick and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1992-05-15 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harvey Penick's life in golf began when he started caddying at the Austin, (Texas), Country Club at age eight. Eighty-one years later he is still there, still dispensing wisdom to pros and beginners alike. His stature in the golf world is reflected in the remarkable array of champions he's worked with, both men and women, including U.S. Open champion and golf's leading money winner Tom Kite, Masters champion Ben Crenshaw, and LPGA Hall of Famers Mickey Wright, Betsy Rawls, and Kathy Whitworth. It is not for nothing that the Teacher of the Year Award given by the Golf Teachers Association is called the Harvey Penick Award. Now, after sixty years of keeping notes on the things he's seen and learned and on the golfing greats he's taught, Penick is finally letting his Little Red Book (named for the red notebook he's always kept) be seen by the golf world. His simple, direct, practical wisdom pares away all the hypertechnical jargon that's grown up around the golf swing, and lets all golfers, whatever their level, play their best. He avoids negative words; when Tom Kite asked him if he should "choke down" on the club for a particular shot, Harvey told him to "grip down" instead, to keep the word "choke" from entering his mind. He advises golfers to have dinner with people who are good putters; their confidence may rub off, and it's certainly better than listening to bad putters complain. And he shows why, if you've got a bad grip, the last thing you want is a good swing. Throughout, Penick's love of golf and, more importantly, his love of teaching shine through. He gets as much pleasure from watching a beginner get the ball in the air for the first time as he does when one of his students wins the U.S. Open. Harvey Penick's Little Red Book is an instant classic, a book to rank with Ben Hogan's Modern Fundamentals of Golf and Tommy Armour's How to Play Your Best Golf All the Time.
Download or read book Golf Sayings Wit Wisdom of a Good Walk Spoiled written by Bradford Wheler and published by Bookcollaborative.com. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "GOLF SAYINGS: wit & wisdom of a good walk spoiled." This golf art book showcases artwork along with quotations about golf that covers topics including sportsmanship, golf humor, the pros, Scotland, and even presidential golf. This collaborative publication has two goals in mind: first, to honor and highlight the great game of golf though text and artwork, and secondly, to showcase the talents of new and emerging artists who focus on creating golf art. Both professional and nonprofessional artists were invited to submit their work to be a part of this golf art book. The end result includes 36 artists from countries including the US, UK, Canada, Dominican Republic, Germany, Switzerland, and Sweden. GOLF SAYINGS features a variety of golf art styles including golf photography, illustrations, collages, and paintings. A perfect gift for all golf and art lovers. BookCollaborative.com, founded by Bradford G. Wheler, is a collaborative service that assists a wide variety of artists to reach the public through the publication of collections of their works. Past releases include CAT SAYINGS: wit & wisdom from the whiskered ones, HORSE SAYINGS: wit & wisdom straight from the horses mouth, DOG SAYINGS: wit & wisdom from man's best friend, and SNAPPY SAYNGS: wit & wisdom from the world's greatest minds. More information on BookCollaborative.com publications and participating artists is available on the website www.BookCollaborative.com or visit our facebook page "Golf Sayings Book"
Download or read book Golf Wisdom from Under the Hat written by and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A retired nuclear submariner's humorous look at the great game of golf.
Download or read book Swing Walk Repeat written by Jay Revell and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
