Download or read book Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1993-12-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Download or read book Garfield s Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Arrow. This book was released on 1994 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features the cartoon cat Garfield sharing his favorite jokes about food, Odie, sports, mice, parties, and holidays.
Download or read book Garfield s Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1993-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Garfield s Son of Big Fat Hairy Jokes written by Jim Davis and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's a jokester, a funster, a prankster, and a punster. He's the hilarious Garfield, back to share some of the best and funniest jokes and riddles you've ever heard or wanted to tell.
Download or read book Garfield s Big Fat Scary Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's favorite cat, Garfield, is back, with jokes galore. No telling where he dug up some of these deathless monsters! What does a ghost put on his pancakes? Boo-berry syrup! Did you hear about the vampire's dog? He was a bloodhound! Yes, you'll die laughing with America's most frightfully funny feline!
Download or read book Garfield Big Fat Book of Jokes and Riddles written by Katy Hall and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1965 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains riddles, jokes and daffy definitions, illustrated with Garfield drawings and comic strips.
Download or read book Garfield s Big Fat Holiday Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holidays are a laughing matter with America's funniest feline!
Download or read book Garfield s Joke Zone Garfield s in Your Face Insults written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 2003-04-29 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect holiday gift for fans of the witty kitty! Q: If you dropped Garfield into a bowl of punch, what would you get? A: Out of there as fast as you can Everyone's fat furry orange cynical cat is back with jokes and insults for all ages. Learn Garfield's nonverbal jabs where a look or a gesture can be much more biting than words or teeth. Find out why Garfield is like a basketball. Obtain Garfield's opinions on canines. Fun for the whole family.
Download or read book Garfield s Insults Put Downs and Slams written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1994-03-02 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.
Download or read book Garfield written by Kate McMullan and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Garfield s Worst Jokes written by Scott Nickel and published by . This book was released on 2020-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about Odie's tongue? It was a mouthful! Laugh or groan along with Garfield and friends as you explore some of the worst jokes out there.
Download or read book Garfield s Guide to Everything written by Jim Davis and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2004-10-01 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classic Garfield comic strips and illustrations present the fat cat's unique take on such crucial topics as dog drool, lasagna, and sleeping.
Download or read book Garfield Original Graphic Novel A Big Fat Hairy Adventure written by Jim Davis and published by Boom. This book was released on 2016-10-19 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fat Cat stars in KaBOOM!'s first-ever Garfield original graphic novel! When Jon reveals plans to bring Odie to a talent show audition, Garfield decides he can't let Odie get all the spotlight. But when his actions cause Odie to run away, it's up to Garfield to bring Odie back home. Also includes a short story written and illustrated by Liz Prince (Tomboy, Alone Forever).
Download or read book This Is a Dog Book written by Judith Henderson and published by Kids Can Press Ltd. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a dog book, and bunny wants to be in it! To get into this dog book, a bunny tries to prove to some skeptical dogs that he’s one of them. Does he like to run and catch a ball? Of course. Can he use his puppy-dog eyes to get out of trouble? Absolutely. Does he smell dog doo-doos? Umm . . . The bunny does his best to demonstrate his dog credentials. But, of course, a bunny is a bunny, not a dog. Only, does it have to matter? This bunny is a real snuggle puppy!
Download or read book Garfield s Guide to Creating Your Own Comic Strip written by Marco Finnegan and published by Lerner Publications (Tm). This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Learn how to draw your very own comic strip with Garfield and friends! Accessible step-by-step instructions guide aspiring artists through the process"--
Download or read book The Best of the Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.
Download or read book Portnoy s Complaint written by Philip Roth and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1994-09-20 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The groundbreaking novel from the Pulitzer Prize–winning author of American Pastoral that originally propelled its author to literary stardom: told in a continuous monologue from patient to psychoanalyst, this masterpiece draws us into the turbulent mind of one lust-ridden young Jewish bachelor named Alexander Portnoy. "Deliciously funny...absurd and exuberant, wild and uproarious...a brilliantly vivid reading experience." —The New York Times Book Review "Touching as well as hilariously lewd.... Roth is vibrantly talented." —New York Review of Books Portnoy's Complaint n. [after Alexander Portnoy (1933- )] A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature. Spielvogel says: 'Acts of exhibitionism, voyeurism, fetishism, auto-eroticism and oral coitus are plentiful; as a consequence of the patient's "morality," however, neither fantasy nor act issues in genuine sexual gratification, but rather in overriding feelings of shame and the dread of retribution, particularly in the form of castration.' (Spielvogel, O. "The Puzzled Penis," Internationale Zeitschrift für Psychoanalyse, Vol. XXIV, p. 909.) It is believed by Spielvogel that many of the symptoms can be traced to the bonds obtaining in the mother-child relationship.
