Download or read book Funny Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist written by Jason Earley and published by LifeRich Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about Man's pointless quest for truth, his goal to establish footing in the hereafter - for eternity. This book is about Man's right to dominate and exploit the lower animals and my firm belief that as I speak, there are dozens of carnivorous intelligent species perfectly willing to place Man on the menu - a privilege bestowed to them by their omnipotent, omniscient god and contained within the text of their god-inspired dogma, On this day, we will be granted an epiphany - that a monotheist served over rice will provide a well balanced diet of protein, B vitamins and riboflavin. From that point on - Galileo, Issac Newton, Aristotle and Frederick Nietzsche will be sustenance and everything that Man has created over the past two thousand years will be marginalized by the simple fact that we are delicious.
Download or read book Funny Stories by the Snotty Atheist Book Two written by Jason Earley and published by Jason. This book was released on 2021-09-20 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AS I STATE ON ALL OF MY BOOKS, I AM NOT A FAN OF FLOWERY PROSE; I just don't have the patience. I'm attempting to make a statement while making people laugh. My long-term goal is to see my stories on the big screen. Funny Stories by the Snotty Atheist - Book Two begins with: "One Tyranny for Another" Kim, a North Korean defector comes to America as a dreamer and encounters the FED, Big Oil, our Judea-Christian god and our zeitgeist of crack and oral sodomy. i "The Boy Born without a Brain" is about a child who suffers from anencephaly, who is able to thrive as an entrepreneur, a leader and an American patriot.
Download or read book Funny Stories by the Snotty Atheist Book One written by Jason Earley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-10-31 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One caveat: I am not a fan of flowery prose. My projects are shake and bake hybrids - a cross between a screenplay and a novel. My goal is to make people think and laugh. I am not seeking the Nobel prize for literature. Nor am I seeking wealth or fame. What I am seeking is comedy groupies who will suck my dick. Funny Stories by the Snotty Atheist BOOK ONE is comprised of three stories: "Adolph in the 21st Century" If you engage in mass murder you have to prioritize! Hire a dream team, a P.R. firm, tailor, and a caterer. The for-profit legal system stinks. "The Father, the Son and the Trump" is about the American Democracy: Borderline illiterates, borderline personalities, KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacists with MAGA hats, beer, hypocrisy and obscurantism. "We Won!" Is about for-profit America. If there was profit in our extinction, we would all be dead.
Download or read book Funny Stories by the Snotty Atheist Book Three written by Jason Earley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-21 with total page 395 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Stories by the Snotty Atheist - Book Three: "Christian America's 1984" - America has become a Christian theocracy and it must now contend with BIG BROTHER (GOD), and a society which has supplanted our constitution and laws with the Christian dogma. Here, heterosexual sex is for reproduction, warfare is for perpetual profit, and America remains on its knees while promoting our innate right to be free. "Epiphany" is about a Christian foundationalist who grows up and replaces ethereal nymphs and eternal bliss with a healthy spirituality. "Being Soros" Those who have too much and never enough - in a world rife with abject poverty, illiteracy, violence, famine, and disease. If animals live a good life and have one bad day - perhaps we should eat the rich???
Download or read book The Atheist Who Didn t Exist written by Andy Bannister and published by Monarch Books. This book was released on 2015-07-17 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A breath, a gust, a positive whoosh of fresh air. Made me laugh, made me think, made me cry. " Adrian Plass In the last decade, atheism has leapt from obscurity to the front pages: producing best-selling books, making movies, and plastering adverts on the side of buses. There's an energy and a confidence to contemporary atheism: many people now assume that a godless scepticism is the default position, indeed the only position for anybody wishing to appear educated, contemporary, and urbane. Atheism is hip, religion is boring. Yet when one pokes at popular atheism, many of the arguments used to prop it up quickly unravel. The Atheist Who Didn't Exist is designed to expose some of the loose threads on the cardigan of atheism, tug a little, and see what happens. Blending humour with serious thought, Andy Bannister helps the reader question everything, assume nothing and, above all, recognise lazy scepticism and bad arguments. Be an atheist by all means: but do be a thought-through one.
Download or read book The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.
Download or read book A Companion to the British and Irish Short Story written by David Malcolm and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2009-01-30 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Companion to the British and Irish Short Story provides a comprehensive treatment of short fiction writing and chronicles its development in Britain and Ireland from 1880 to the present. Provides a comprehensive treatment of the short story in Britain and Ireland as it developed over the period 1880 to the present Includes essays on topics and genres, as well as on individual texts and authors Comprises chapters on women’s writing, Irish fiction, gay and lesbian writing, and short fiction by immigrants to Britain
Download or read book Reason Faith and Revolution written by Terry Eagleton and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2009-04-21 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the one hand, Eagleton demolishes what he calls the "superstitious" view of God held by most atheists and agnostics and offers in its place a revolutionary account of the Christian Gospel. On the other hand, he launches a stinging assault on the betrayal of this revolution by institutional Christianity. There is little joy here, then, either for the anti-God brigade -- Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens in particular -- nor for many conventional believers. --Résumé de l'éditeur.
Download or read book Dominion written by Tom Holland and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 624 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A "marvelous" (Economist) account of how the Christian Revolution forged the Western imagination. Crucifixion, the Romans believed, was the worst fate imaginable, a punishment reserved for slaves. How astonishing it was, then, that people should have come to believe that one particular victim of crucifixion-an obscure provincial by the name of Jesus-was to be worshipped as a god. Dominion explores the implications of this shocking conviction as they have reverberated throughout history. Today, the West remains utterly saturated by Christian assumptions. As Tom Holland demonstrates, our morals and ethics are not universal but are instead the fruits of a very distinctive civilization. Concepts such as secularism, liberalism, science, and homosexuality are deeply rooted in a Christian seedbed. From Babylon to the Beatles, Saint Michael to #MeToo, Dominion tells the story of how Christianity transformed the modern world.
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Download or read book Critique of Religion and Philosophy written by Walter Kaufmann and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 453 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book God In My Corner written by George Foreman and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2007-05-20 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone needs a second chance, even if your name is George Foreman. "My second chance arrived unexpectedly in a Puerto Rican dressing room after a heavyweight boxing match. What happened to me in that room is so incredibly bizarre, it's unlikely you've ever before read anything like it. Simply stated, I died and went to the other side. The experience impacted me so profoundly that three decades later I can't go a single day without thinking about it." A childhood in grinding poverty. Two heavyweight boxing championships – twenty years apart. A life-changing encounter with God. A new life devoted to ministy. An inspiring comeback and then astounding success as an entrepreneur and trusted product pitchman. For the first time, George Foreman tells the whole story of his remarkable life. With the frankness, warmth, and humor you expect from Foreman, he shares the faith journey that has shaped his life, offering many life lessons along the way. What are the secrets to George Foreman's inspiring success? Why is he always smiling? Why did he name all five of his sons George? There is no one quiet like George Foreman. God in My Corner explains why. More importantly, it will open your eyes to the reality that God is there in your corner, just as He's been there for George all these years.
Download or read book War Dances written by Sherman Alexie and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling, award-winning author’s “fiercely freewheeling collection of stories and poems about the tragicomedies of ordinary lives” (O, The Oprah Magazine). Winner of the PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction, War Dances blends short stories, poems, call-and-response, and more into something that only Sherman Alexie could have written. Ordinary men stand at the threshold of profound change, from a story about a famous writer caring for a dying but still willful father, to the tale of a young Indian boy who learns to value his own life by appreciating the deaths of others. Perceptions change, too, as “Another Proclamation” casts a shadow over Abraham Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation, and “Invisible Dog on a Leash” limns the heartbreak of shattered childhood illusions. And nostalgia for antiquated technology is tenderly rendered in “Ode to Mix Tapes” and “Ode for Pay Phones.” With his versatile voice, Alexie explores love, betrayal, fatherhood, alcoholism, and art in this spirited, soulful, and endlessly entertaining collection, transcending genre boundaries to create something truly unique. This ebook features an illustrated biography including rare photos from the author’s personal collection.
Download or read book The Last Baby Boomer written by Chris Rodell and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-12-23 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2076, the sprawling Baby Boom generation is down to one last survivor, 111-year-old Martin McCrae. The distinction earns McCrae a suite at a New York City museum where contestants pay a small fee to spend fifteen minutes with him as part of an ultimate ghoul pool. If they are in the room when he expires, they win a multi-million dollar jackpot. While silently praying he will die for them, contestants ask McCrae genial questions about the past, ultimately triggering recollections of rollicking times when McCrae waged war with boredom. As the ghoul pool grinds on for five years, McCrae eventually lapses into a coma and the contestants begin to resent him for his unusual longevity. While conspiracy theorists speculate that McCrae has been dead for years, his wealthy friend revives him with an offer to secure eternal life. McCrae must now decide whether to surrender to the temptation or welcome a natural death. The Last Baby Boomer is a coming-of-really-old age satire of a dying epoch that shines a light on the illuminating fact that even though we all die, only one gets to die last. But nobody wins until death does.
Download or read book American Dreams Trilogy written by Michael Phillips and published by Rosetta Books. This book was released on 2018-07-19 with total page 1250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All three novels in the acclaimed Christian author’s historical fiction series about a Southern family following God’s will as Civil War tensions rise. Dream of Freedom In the pre-Civil War South, Richmond Davidson and his family decide to follow God’s will and free their slaves. The controversy over this decision sets off escalating tensions as the lines are being drawn between North and South. Dream of Life When the Underground Railroad hears that the Davidson family home is a potential safe house, runaways began appearing at their door. Unable to turn them away, the Davidsons must find a way to help. But the prying eyes of neighbors make this a dangerous calling. Dream of Love As the Civil War rages, the Davidsons continue their work with the Underground Railroad. But as one son fights for the Confederacy while another has gone North, the family will face its most difficult trials yet.
Download or read book Red Neck Blue Collar Atheist written by Hank Fox and published by . This book was released on 2010-12 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Red Neck, Blue Collar, Atheist - Simple Thoughts About Reason, Gods and Faith follows in the footsteps of recent best-sellers such as Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great, Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion, and Sam Harris' The End of Faith. Whereas Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris have written mainly about the rational basis, the WHY of atheism, this book looks at the HOW - how it feels, how it works, from the inside. Coming from a writer who grew up in Texas and worked as a real cowboy and draft horse teamster (the cover picture even shows the author riding a bull!), as well as a carpenter, roofer and truck driver, the book is based on decades of examining the process in his own mind as he moved from Christianity to atheism. Putting it simply, here are some of the things an atheist might think, and the way he or she might think them. More than once called a master of metaphor in the blogosphere, author Hank Fox tackles the subject of atheism with subtle humor and a friendly, informal tone, in two dozen chapters with names like Sundae Worship, The Parable of the M&Ms, Batman Almighty, The Wellspring of the Gods, Sucking Up to the Virgin Mary, The Evidence of True Things, The Headwaters of Reality, Hello Mr. Death, and Saying Goodbye to Gods. Primarily aimed at young adults, especially those from religious backgrounds and new to thinking about atheism and freethought, this book will also provide ammunition for those of a more intellectual bent faced with the necessity of explaining atheism in simple terms to friends and relatives. Best of all, the book focuses not just on the negatives of religion, but on the positives of atheism - the freedom and mental clarity for individuals, but also the hopeful future for our entire world as we proceed with a social revolution already in progress.
