Download or read book Funny Quotes Serious People written by Brain Words and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-14 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" ― Abraham Lincoln What do Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, and Abraham Lincoln have in common? They were great achievers, and had a great sense of humor! This book is a collection of the 365 funniest and cleverest quotes from remarkable people across history. They were artists, inventors, business people, politicians; and despite their busy lives, they had always time for a good laugh. I believe we should do the same. We should take a break, laugh, and have a better life! That's what this book is about. Have a happy day!

Download or read book It s Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Download or read book Best Funny Quotes written by Business Books Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 of the best quotes in this collection of quotes Ideal for every occasion. Are you looking for the Best Funny Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a coworker, boss, friend or family. This book is for you if you are looking for a twinge of humor in: Motivational Life Quotes Inspiring Quotes Success Quotes Love and Relationship Quotes Political Quotes Quotes on Religion, Money And more... Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite quotes from ancient philosophers to modern day thinkers. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 500 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give everyone a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 500 Different Funny quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for friends and family during holidays or any occasion

Download or read book I Shouldn t Even Be Doing This written by Bob Newhart and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2006-09-19 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.

Download or read book People Should Seriously Stop Expecting written by Happy People Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful, fun, inspirational and motivational notebook and gift perfect for friends, boss, coworkers, colleagues, office employees and even family on birthdays, graduation, Christmas, retirement, job promotion or just for fun. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling or writing in as a diary, it features a beautiful journal design in a cute portable 6x9 size perfect to throw in your purse or bag! This book is perfect if you are looking for an Appreciation and fun Gift for that person in your life. FEATURES 6 X 9 size Lightly Lined College ruled paper on White Paper 100 Pages (50 Sheets Front/Back) Paperback Cover (Matte) Portable size

Download or read book Feel Warm Inside written by Damian Aliberti and published by R. R. Bowker. This book was released on 2019-09-20 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feel Warm Inside: Funny Quotes for Serious Leadership is the perfect antidote to traditional boring books about leaders and leadership! Enough with complicated theories on human behavior, team culture, and personality archetypes. We don't have time for that! What we need is to stop thinking like rainy Monday and start living like sunny Friday.This book is a funny, honest and imaginative view of life and leadership, that will help you on your very serious journey of becoming the leader you were meant to be. Doesn't matter if you are an experienced leader of a team or if it's just you and your cat. Hey, doesn't matter if you are rich, poor or undecided...this book is for you. Believe me, this is the best handbook for life and leadership inspiration you can buy for yourself...or your boss, friends, colleague or frenemies. Instant gratification guaranteed! Good attitude, humor, and the right mindset can take you up the ladder and set you apart from other leaders, moving you forward into the weird, unpredictable and ever-changing world of adulthood...and the office.What you'll find in Feel Warm Inside is a collection of funny, motivational quotes and sayings that celebrate the irony of adulthood while at the same time delivering a thought-provoking and often hilarious dose of self-awareness and leadership inspiration.After all, the true measure of a great leader is not their title, or the location of their office, but their ability to adapt...and to do so with a smile.Feel Warm Inside will make you laugh, think, meditate, reassess and crave a slice of cake... and come away inspired and recommitted to be the best leader (and adult) that you can ever be.

Download or read book The Idiot written by Elif Batuman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Book Review Notable Book • Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction • Longlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction “Easily the funniest book I’ve read this year.” —GQ “Masterly funny debut novel . . . Erudite but never pretentious, The Idiot will make you crave more books by Batuman.” —Sloane Crosley, Vanity Fair A portrait of the artist as a young woman. A novel about not just discovering but inventing oneself. The year is 1995, and email is new. Selin, the daughter of Turkish immigrants, arrives for her freshman year at Harvard. She signs up for classes in subjects she has never heard of, befriends her charismatic and worldly Serbian classmate, Svetlana, and, almost by accident, begins corresponding with Ivan, an older mathematics student from Hungary. Selin may have barely spoken to Ivan, but with each email they exchange, the act of writing seems to take on new and increasingly mysterious meanings. At the end of the school year, Ivan goes to Budapest for the summer, and Selin heads to the Hungarian countryside, to teach English in a program run by one of Ivan's friends. On the way, she spends two weeks visiting Paris with Svetlana. Selin's summer in Europe does not resonate with anything she has previously heard about the typical experiences of American college students, or indeed of any other kinds of people. For Selin, this is a journey further inside herself: a coming to grips with the ineffable and exhilarating confusion of first love, and with the growing consciousness that she is doomed to become a writer. With superlative emotional and intellectual sensitivity, mordant wit, and pitch-perfect style, Batuman dramatizes the uncertainty of life on the cusp of adulthood. Her prose is a rare and inimitable combination of tenderness and wisdom; its logic as natural and inscrutable as that of memory itself. The Idiot is a heroic yet self-effacing reckoning with the terror and joy of becoming a person in a world that is as intoxicating as it is disquieting. Batuman's fiction is unguarded against both life's affronts and its beauty--and has at its command the complete range of thinking and feeling which they entail. Named one the best books of the year by Refinery29 • Mashable One • Elle Magazine • The New York Times • Bookpage • Vogue • NPR • Buzzfeed •The Millions

Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Download or read book Dick Enberg s Humorous Quotes for All Occasions written by Dick Enberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.

Download or read book People Who Think They Know Everything written by Happy People Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful, fun, inspirational and motivational notebook and gift perfect for friends, boss, coworkers, colleagues, office employees and even family on birthdays, graduation, Christmas, retirement, job promotion or just for fun. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling or writing in as a diary, it features a beautiful journal design in a cute portable 6x9 size perfect to throw in your purse or bag! This book is perfect if you are looking for an Appreciation and fun Gift for that person in your life. FEATURES 6 X 9 size Lightly Lined College ruled paper on White Paper 100 Pages (50 Sheets Front/Back) Paperback Cover (Matte) Portable size

Download or read book Truth in Comedy written by Charna Halpern and published by Meriwether Publishing. This book was released on 1994 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Harold', an innovative improvisational tool, helped many actors on the road to TV and film stardom, including George Wendt (Norm on Cheers). Now it is described fully in this new book for would-be actors and comics. The 'Harold' is a form of competitive improv involving 6 or 7 players. They take a theme suggestion from the audience and 'free associate' on the theme into a series of rapid-fire one-liners that build into totally unpredictable skits with hilarious results. The 'Harold' is a fun way to 'loosen up' and learn to think quickly, build continuity, develop characterisations and sharpen humour.

Download or read book People Say Funny Things All the Time During Really Serious Moments in Life Mark Ruffalo written by Quotes YOU and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-09 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JUST FOR YOU CLEAN SPIRIT! A Premium 120 pages Lined Notebook With Beautiful Marble Cover ! A Beautiful gift for Christmas, Mother's Day, Birthdays or anytime! Or why not ? a special notebook just for you, because ... You Deserve it, take our experience and knock knock knock, open your Door its Us :)

Download or read book The Importance of Being Earnest written by Oscar Wilde and published by BoD - Books on Demand. This book was released on 2023-04-15 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Importance of Being Earnest is Oscar Wilde’s most popular play today, enduring thanks to its easy humor, witty dialog, and clever satire. It was also one of his more successful plays, despite its first run being prematurely ended after only 86 performances. The main characters pretend to be other people in order to escape social obligations, with the resulting confusion of identities driving the plot and the humor behind it. Earnest also holds the sad distinction of being Wilde’s last published play. A feud with an aristocrat whose son was Wilde’s lover led to a court case revealing Wilde as a homosexual—a crime in those days, and punishable by imprisonment with hard labor.

Download or read book Best Boss Ever written by Happy People Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful, fun, inspirational and motivational notebook and gift perfect for friends, boss, coworkers, colleagues, office employees and even family on birthdays, graduation, Christmas, retirement, job promotion or just for fun. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling or writing in as a diary, it features a beautiful journal design in a cute portable 6x9 size perfect to throw in your purse or bag! This book is perfect if you are looking for an Appreciation and fun Gift for that person in your life. FEATURES 6 X 9 size Lightly Lined College ruled paper on White Paper 100 Pages (50 Sheets Front/Back) Paperback Cover (Matte) Portable size

Download or read book The Little Book of Humorous Quotes written by Malcolm Kushner and published by Little Quote Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

Download or read book Behind Every Good Boss Is a Great Team written by Happy People Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful, fun, inspirational and motivational notebook and gift perfect for friends, boss, coworkers, colleagues, office employees and even family on birthdays, graduation, Christmas, retirement, job promotion or just for fun. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling or writing in as a diary, it features a beautiful journal design in a cute portable 6x9 size perfect to throw in your purse or bag! This book is perfect if you are looking for an Appreciation and fun Gift for that person in your life. FEATURES 6 X 9 size Lightly Lined College ruled paper on White Paper 100 Pages (50 Sheets Front/Back) Paperback Cover (Matte) Portable size

Download or read book Phillips Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.