Download or read book It s My Birthday Bitches B Day Girls Cute Funny Birthday 114 Pages 6 x9 in College Ruled Notebook written by Dale HARRISON and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-18 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful inspirational journal to write in for women and girls of all ages with powerful motivational quotes inside every page Great for Inspirational Journals for Women to Write In Great for Journal - Notebooks With Inspirational Quotes Perfect Size Journal - Notebook for Girls and Women of All Ages: 6 x 9 Inches High Quality Lined White Pages Inside 114 Pages With Lots of Space to Write in All Your Thoughts and Ideas Great to Write Down All Your To-do-Lists or Just to Take Notes at School or at Home Great Inspirational Journal - Notebook for Women to Practice Your Creative Writing Beautiful and Trendy High Quality Cover Design in Elegant Glossy Finish Perfect for Inspirational Gifts for Teenage Girls Perfect for Inspirational Gifts for Women and Girls Great for Nice Birthday Gifts for Teenage Girls and Girls of All Ages Great for Birthday Gifts for Women Great for Christmas Gifts for Women and Girls of All Ages Great for Any Occasion Gifts for Women and Teenage Girls Great Beautiful Motivational Journal - Notebook for Women to Take Notes Lots of Space to Write In and Beautiful and Powerful Motivational Quotes Great for Graduation Gifts for Her

Download or read book Brainless Birthday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Felicia Lowenstein Niven and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake. Author Felicia Lowenstein Niven explores the world of corny birthday jokes in this hilarious book. Jokes, limericks, knock-knock jokes and tongue twisters abound in this volume. Also, readers find out how to make their own funny birthday card.

Download or read book Funny B Day Its My Birthday written by Tribuiani Sarah and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-11 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny B Day Its My Birthday This is a blank lined journal that's a convenient size to take anywhere. Other features include: 120 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This is a perfect gift idea for your female best friend who loves to journal. We also have a journal for a male best friend, titled My Best Friend Gave Me This Journal - He is Pretty Sexy. If you would like an unlined journal or a different cover, please take a look at our other products for great gift ideas.

Download or read book Hooray It s My Birthday written by Tor Freeman and published by Walker. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Dinah's birthday and Tyler has a wonderful surprise for her. It starts with Brown Rabbit playing 'Happy Birthday ' on a brass horn and, as each new guest arrives, it gets more and more surprising With games and dancing and crocodile rides there's something special for Dinah from all of her friends.

Download or read book Study Less Study Smart written by Marty Lobdell and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-16 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book present proven strategies to enhance learning and reduce wasted study time in any learning situation.

Download or read book How Do Dinosaurs Say Happy Birthday written by Jane Yolen and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrations and rhyming text present some of the different ways a dinosaur can make her birthday party special, from thanking guests for their gifts to sharing large pieces of cake. Full color.

Download or read book The Day I Shot Cupid written by Jennifer Love Hewitt and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2010-03-23 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For any woman who has ever bought a self-help book and wondered why she bothered. (P.S. Now that I know he's just not that into me, where do I go from there? Yeah, thanks for that advice.) Jennifer Love Hewitt is a self-proclaimed "love-aholic" and hopeless romantic (her middle name is Love, after all!). She has been lucky and unlucky in love, and lived to tell -- and she's done it all in the spotlight. Much has been written about her love life--some true, most made up to sell magazines. Now Hewitt shares the real story of what she's learned navigating the dangerous dating waters. In The Day I Shot Cupid, Hewitt offers her hard-won wisdom and tells us how to embrace love with both feet on the ground. First, we have to shoot Cupid. We have to believe that happily-ever-after is hard work -- it's not all flowers and symphonies and floating hearts. Wise and wry and refreshingly honest, Hewitt talks about how to pick the right guy and how to know when to let the wrong ones go free, and she offers some surprising truths about the opposite sex. From twenty things to do after a breakup, to ten things to do before a date, to the perils of text flirting (Note: You are waiting. By the phone. For his response.), Hewitt uses stories and dating secrets to illustrate the idiotic, romantic, crazy, depressing, hilarious, awkward, glorious moments we all experience in relationships. Funny, quirky, and empowering, The Day I Shot Cupid deserves a place on every woman's nightstand, bookshelf, or coffee table, or tucked inside her oversized designer handbag.

Download or read book The Too Bad It s Your Birthday Book written by Jim Dale and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book's edgy humor needles everyone who's suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays: Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends. Who's older . . . you or the Earth? Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel. It's now estimated the universe is a trillion years old. That's two years older than you. Exaggerated sentiments in The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book will make the birthday girl roll with laughter-and start plotting her revenge!

Download or read book It s My Fucking Birthday Funny Birthday Party Fuck B Day Notebook Journal Line 130 Pages 8 5 X 11 In written by Judith Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PERFECT FOR INSPIRATIONAL GIFTS FOR GIRLS AND MOTIVATIONAL GIFTS FOR WOMEN OF ALL AGES - PERFECT JOURNAL - NOTEBOOK TO WRITE IN FOR TEEN GIRLS Great for Inspirational Journals for Women to Write In Great for Journal - Notebooks With Inspirational Quotes Perfect Size Journal - Notebook for Girls and Women of All Ages: 8.5 x 11 Inches High Quality Lined White Pages Inside 130 Pages With Lots of Space to Write in All Your Thoughts and Ideas Great to Write Down All Your To-do-Lists or Just to Take Notes at School or at Home Great Inspirational Journal - Notebook for Women to Practice Your Creative Writing Beautiful and Trendy High Quality Cover Design in Elegant Glossy Finish Perfect for Inspirational Gifts for Teenage Girls Perfect for Inspirational Gifts for Women and Girls Great for Nice Birthday Gifts for Teenage Girls and Girls of All Ages Great for Birthday Gifts for Women Great for Christmas Gifts for Women and Girls of All Ages

Download or read book Why I Oughta Wish You a Happy Birthday written by C3 Entertainment Inc. and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2002-10-02 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arguably the most recognizable and influential comedy team of all time, The Three Stooges have been making the world laugh since 1930. For four decades, beginning in the '30s, The Three Stooges were kings of the box office-first in a series of legendary comic shorts for Columbia and later in a string of successful feature films. In all, they made over 200 films! Half a century later, the act is still knocking them dead. Demand for The Three Stooges is so strong that their films can currently be seen every day of the week on cable TV-bringing the manic comic genius of Moe, Larry, and Curly to a whole new generation of delighted fans. These two new books pair vintage black and white photos from The Three Stooges's incredible film archive with short and snappy text that celebrates fathers and birthdays. "Why, I Oughta . . ." is an encouraging little reminder that getting older doesn't have to be so painful. ("Even if some of us aren't as curly as we used to be"), and Pop, You're "Poifect" pays tribute to dear old dad. Written to be given as a gift to dad, it offers an apology for the trials kids put parents through ("I know that there were nights when I kept you awake with worry, and days I probably made you pull out your hair in frustration-especially grade card days.") and words of thanks ("So thanks for all the times you've bailed me out-not literally, of course-not yet"). The words work in perfect tandem with the slapstick shots of The Three Stooges in action-and the net result is two books sure to delight Stooges fans new and old. So, will these books be a hit? "Soitenly!"

Download or read book Battle Bunny written by Jon Scieszka and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex, whose birthday it is, hijacks a story about Birthday Bunny on his special day and turns it into a battle between a supervillain and his enemies in the forest--who, in the original story, are simply planning a surprise party.

Download or read book Happy Fucking 50th Birthday Bitch Better Than a Birthday Card Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag written by Level Up Designs and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-22 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!

Download or read book It s My Birthday written by Helen Oxenbury and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-06-08 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The birthday child's animal friends bring ingredients and help make a birthday cake.

Download or read book Beauty Queens written by Libba Bray and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 472 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From bestselling, Printz Award-winning author Libba Bray, the story of a plane of beauty pageant contestants that crashes on a desert island.Teen beauty queens. A "Lost"-like island. Mysteries and dangers. No access to emall. And the spirit of fierce, feral competition that lives underground in girls, a savage brutality that can only be revealed by a journey into the heart of non-exfoliated darkness. Oh, the horror, the horror! Only funnier. With evening gowns. And a body count.

Download or read book What You Don t Know About Turning 40 written by Bill Dodds and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2006-02-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party. Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well. Here are a few samples: - Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40? A: Run for U.S. President or die. - Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: "Get up off the sofa."

Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!