Download or read book Haiku Fuck You written by Josh Myers and published by . This book was released on 2016-03-23 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of haiku written by the Champion of haiku. Fuck you.
Download or read book HARDCORE HAIKU written by Stevie Nelson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hardcore Haiku is a collection of inappropriate haikus written and illustrated by Stevie Nelson. All haikus use the traditional format of 17 syllables in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5. Packed with sass and personality, Hardcore Haiku, is a great gift for someone who loves poetry, loves being badass or just loves bad words.
Download or read book Haiku for Guys written by Larry Rogak and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Haiku is a traditional Japanese poetry form using just seventeen syllables, divided into three lines of 5-7-5 respectively. And traditionally, the subject of Haiku is nature. Forget tradition. GUY HUMOR is about sex, women, sports and beer, mostly. Larry Rogak -- a "guy" if there ever was one -- has taken Haiku and PIMPED IT into a vehicle for GUY HUMOR. No more poems about sunsets, lotus blossoms and dragonflies. HAIKU FOR GUYS has poems called SEX WITH A DOG; BREASTS; BEER AND PISS; and THE ZEN OF TAKING A DUMP. Here, get a load of this one: LESBIANS They like to watch sports Wear flannel shirts, look at chicks Heck, they're just like us! Right away you can see this is no ordinary book of poetry. Best of all, Larry Rogak explains to GUYS how to use this book to GET OVER WITH CHICKS. This is the PERFECT book to read while pinching a loaf, or just loafing. And won't "she" be impressed to see you reading a poetry book! HAIKU FOR GUYS is not only fun to read, it may help to disguise the pig that you are.
Download or read book Haiku Holiday written by Jason Flick and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2014-06-26 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when a struggling author and student is being followed by the cops at the end of his probation? He takes a "Haiku Holiday," and spends a week at home in his underwear drinking beer, smoking cigars, and writing haikus. Will he pass his class? Will he find love on the internet? Will he sell his car so he can pay his bills? Will he succeed at gaining his freedom? Will he finally do his dishes? Find out what happens when one man takes a journey of self-discovery on a... Haiku Holiday. This book is a work of adult humor and haiku poetry. It is based on the very esteemed and academic Mortimer Adler's Great Books Movement. Haiku Holiday combines lowbrow humor with the highbrow works of classical literature and considers a new approach to classical ideas.
Download or read book F U Haiku written by Beth Quinlan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enough already. The Mary Sunshine act has got to go. The economy sucks, unemployment has reached an all-time high, and the ozone is beyond repair. But when all feels futile, there’s this hilarious compilation of 200-plus rants that give you permission to ditch the rose-colored glasses and have a satisfying laugh at the expense of those who piss you off. From spiteful sex and workplace BS to road rage and famous F Us, you’ll find humorous verbal bitch-slaps to any and all of life’s most annoying and abusive moments. Think of it as therapy, with an edge.
Download or read book Ghosts of Fuckboys Past written by Jennie Gillies and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-06-25 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poetry showcasing heart growth, heart break and self love.
Download or read book Bash in America written by Sander Zulauf and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book of poetry, 17th century haiku master Matsuo Bashō leaves his Lake Biwa "adobe of illusion" to visit an "abode of illusion" on Lake George. --Back cover.
Download or read book Endless Haikus for the Transgender Community written by Victoria Roddel and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-07-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Haikus have a basic structure. Each haiku is different and unique. Each also has its own form. This collection of haikus uses a classic form of Japanese poetry to demonstrate the situation experienced by a particular segment of society, The Transgender Community. They are not crossdressers. They can be shunned, ridiculed, bullied, denied work, denied a residence, or be crime victims for no reason other than they are different. They can be homosexual. They can be heterosexual. They can be bisexual. Their sexual preference is irrelevant to their gender. They can be your neighbor, teacher, coach, attorney, or the awkward stranger. Each haiku raises a consideration. The author hopes this collection inspires the reader to wonder.
Download or read book Hipster Haiku written by Siobhan Adcock and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2006-10-24 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: O, hipster nation: The dive bars, the vintage duds? Great material.
Download or read book Straight Up Haiku written by Christine Freeland and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This debut collection of haiku is a hilarious departure from traditional nature-driven poetry into the madness of public busses, tedious chores and the search for love in the modern world.
Download or read book A Haiku Pun for Everyone written by Paul Treatman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Haiku/Pun for Everyone continues in the tradition of the recent More Haikus for Punsters and Haikus for Punsters-each haiku embodying a pun word or pun expression. As in the previous two books, these haikus focus on a whole gamut of human experiences. Smile, giggle, groan, or laugh out loud, but I caution the reader: Revise this haiku And you'll be arrested for Disturbing the piece.
Download or read book Haiku from the Home of Reverend MoFo Jones written by Jeffrey Dessources and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For generations the home of the Reverend MoFo Jones remained untouched, unseen and left alone. The good Reverend waited for a moment of truth and lies to be uncovered. Jeffrey Dessources paid this historic crib a visit and is now prepared to guide us through a home that is mandatory to our minds. WHAT KIND OF MOFO ARE YOU?
Download or read book Mondo Haiku written by Sean Rima and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-12-17 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funky little book of haiku by Sean Rima, dedicated to Texas, the Universe, God, and Siria.
Download or read book Poor White Trash Haiku written by James Penny and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-10-23 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wherein our intrepid author frets mightily over pagination styles in OpenOffice, all the while doing his best to keep Lester and Squirrel occupied haiku hunting until real hunting season arrives. One more run-in with the local constabulary, and Squirrel is gonna be cleaning out the State's ditches for a very long time, especially since that unfortunate incident on the bridge that left him with a DUI on that moped. Of course, being dead and all has help a lot with keeping Squirrel out of trouble.Meanwhile, I feel compelled to point out that, even with Squirrel still dead, the rum remains in short supply. I'm not sure the State can sell it fast enough for this crowd, even if they do tend to make more than they buy, but we won't go much into that either. And we're still looking for that better parking at the beach, off towards Ocracoke, there towards the southern end where the GSM signal is better, the rum more plentiful, and the view of the Spanish Main just off to the left in the far distance.
Download or read book Haiku Guy written by David G. Lanoue and published by Weatherhill, Incorporated. This book was released on 2001-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perhaps the first novel to take as its subject the appreciation and crafting of haiku, this is the story of Buck-Teeth, a provincial poet and fictitious student of the Japanese classical haiku master Issa, who, in the course of his training, travels to ancient Edo and contemporary New Orleans, falls in and out of love, considers the many schools of haiku, and ultimately learns what it is to be a poet. Along the way we are offered gentle lessons on haiku and what we might put into it, how it and we got this way, and what it all might mean.
Download or read book Haiku You written by and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
