Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!

Download or read book My Wedding Shit written by Wedding Planner Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-05 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Wedding Shit is an irreverent wedding planner for the sarcastic bride to be. A potty mouthed and practical, portable wedding planner notebook for the new fiance. Use for wedding ideas, thoughts, notes, plans, guest lists, seating arrangements, booking catering, dj, photographers, florists, cake, to do lists, and everything else that you need to plan a successful wedding!. 110 pages of planning and organization. Funny engagement present for the bride. Makes a great bride-to-be present for a bridal shower or wedding announcement. This soft bound matte cover planner will be your go-to for organizing your big day. The large 8.5x11 size that gives you plenty of space to note all your important info! With a swear-y words and romantic rose theme, this is a fun way to kick off the planning for the big event.

Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Download or read book The Honest Planner written by Susanna Richardson and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Mindf ck Series written by S. T. Abby and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-03 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the entire series put into one book. Paperback edition.They took too much.Left too little.I had nothing to lose...until him.*****************~Lana~I didn't expect him.I didn't want to fall in love.But I can't let him go.Logan Bennett makes the world a safer place.He's brilliant.He's a hero.He locks away the sick and depraved.But while he's saving lives, I'm taking them. Collecting the debts that are owed to me.Ten years ago, they took from me. They left me for dead.They should have made sure I stayed dead.Now I'm taking from them.One name at a time.I've trained for too long.I've been patient.I can't stop now.Revenge is best served cold...They never see me coming, until I paint their walls red.Logan doesn't know how they hurt me. He doesn't know about the screams they ignored. He doesn't know how twisted that town really is.He just knows people are dying.He doesn't know he's in love with their killer.No one suspects a dead girl.And Logan doesn't suspect the girl in his bed.They're looking for a monster.Not a girl who loves red.Not a girl in love.I'm a faceless nightmare.At least until I tell them the story they've pretended never happened.But in the end, will Logan choose them? Or will we watch them burn together?**Graphic**Adult language**Some triggers could be too much for the easily disturbed reader**Sexual content**Fucked up moral compass; read at your own risk.

Download or read book Busy As Fuck a 2021 2022 Planner for Sweary Women written by Slightly Studios and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-25 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a tired ass woman who has a sense of humor and gets motivation from keeping it real? This unique 2021-2022 Monthly and Daily Planner is perfect for women or mom to help keep their shit together. This dated planner includes plenty of space for you to write down all your monthly and daily to-do's.. and even plan your month with monthly snapshot pages! 2021-2022 PLANNER FEATURES: 2 Page Yearly Calendar View: 2021 & 2022 Monthly Calendar View: Space to keep track of events, write in holidays, etc. Monthly Dividers: Beautiful floral design Monthly Snapshots: Keep track of monthly goals, monthly tasks and more! Daily To-Do's: Space to keep track of daily to-do's, tasks, etc. 8.5" x 11" - tons of space to keep track of all your shit 147 black and white interior pages (front and back) Makes a great gift for sweary women!

Download or read book Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow 2022 Sweary Mom Planner Funny Mom Planner 2022 Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings Monthly and Weekly Planner 2022 for Strong Women written by coordinator books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!

Download or read book Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow 2022 Sweary Mom Monthly and Weekly Planner Funny Mom Planner 2022 Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings written by coordinator books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!

Download or read book Breaking Bread written by Debra Spark and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nearly 70 renowned New England writers gather round the table to talk food and how it sustains us—mind, body, and soul A collection of essays by top literary talents and food writers, Breaking Bread celebrates local foods, family, and community, while exploring how what’s on our plates engages with what’s off: grief, pleasure, love, ethics, race, and class. Here, you’ll find Lily King on chocolate chip cookies, Richard Russo on beans, Jennifer Finney Boylan on homemade pizza, Susan Minot on the non-food food of her youth, and Richard Ford on why food doesn’t much interest him. Nancy Harmon Jenkins talks scallops, and Sandy Oliver the pleasures of being a locavore. Other essays address a beloved childhood food from Iran, the horror of starving in a prison camp, the urge to bake pot brownies for an ill friend, and the pleasure of buying a prized chocolate egg for a child. Profits from this collection will benefit Blue Angel, a nonprofit combating food insecurity by delivering healthy food from local farmers to those in need.

Download or read book SEALs in Paradise written by Cat Johnson and published by Cat Johnson. This book was released on 2022-11-28 with total page 1025 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains these 6 titles: HOT SEAL, DIRTY MARTINI Clay & Tasha "adorably hilarious love story!" A Navy SEAL who wants seclusion. A diva who craves the spotlight. The deal they make could give them both what they need, if they don't kill each other from being trapped in the same house together first. HOT SEAL, TIJUANA NIGHTS Zach & Gabby "sexual tension out the wazoo!” This Navy SEAL survived Houthi rebels, but he might not survive his sister’s best friend. HOT SEAL, RUNAWAY BRIDE Nick & Dani "deliciously page-turning" Friends? No. Enemies? Maybe. Lovers? Never! Ten years isn't nearly long enough for her to forgive or forget the boy next door. HOT SEAL, HEARTBREAKER Brian & Alicia “adorable & funny Navy-SEAL-fake-date-Valentine's-Day love story!” When one Navy SEAL heartbreaker gets a dose of his own medicine and falls hard, he has to convince the commitment-adverse woman he's fake dating that love isn’t the enemy. HOT SEAL, COLD WATER Joanne Rossi & Jacob "Swoon of major proportions" When a Navy SEAL on leave clashes with a Hollywood producer with bad directions and a worse attitude, they both find a love they didn’t know they were looking for. HOT SEAL, UNDER PRESSURE Stefan & Shelly “full of action, romance and lots of fun” One SEAL gets embroiled in more than he can handle when he’s ordered to train and compete with a sexy civilian female in a reality show that tests him in ways the Navy never did.

Download or read book Rookie s Regret written by Gina Azzi and published by Gina Azzi. This book was released on 2022-09-08 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lioness. That’s the first word that comes to mind when I see the brilliant redhead selling cupcakes at the hockey arena. With the soul of an artist and the spirit of a nomad, Bea Turner is gorgeous, quirky, and refreshing. She’s also my teammate’s little sister. As the Tennessee Thunderbolts' Rookie, I should steer clear. I’m here to play hockey and provide much-needed financial security for my family. To do that, I need to avoid distractions. Bea doesn’t just distract me; she flips my world upside down. One bad joke has me pursuing her. One date and I crave more. Calling her mine? Well, now I’m dreaming of a future. The life of a hockey player — trades, travel, uncertainty — isn’t for the heart of a creative. Bea desires adventure and possibility, not early morning skates and strict exercise regimens. When I’m thrust into a situation at odds with Bea’s dream career, I know I can’t hold her back. If we’re meant to be, we’ll make it work. But what if we’re not? ​​​​​​​ What if my greatest regret is letting my lioness go?

Download or read book Cold Cases and Bruised Hearts written by J.M. Dabney and published by J.M. Dabney. This book was released on 2022-07-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When your only goal is to save the world, who's there when you need to be rescued? Boss For most of my life, I'd been the savior and sought after when anyone found themselves in trouble. It could be to atone for sins of my past or because I was a natural caregiver. Whatever it was, I didn't understand how to do anything else. My Outreach program cared for everyone in the city who needed help, and I wouldn't say I hadn't made enemies, but when the protector needed protection, I wasn't prepared for Dolan Sharp. Dolan No one did anything for free or out of the kindness of their hearts. That wasn't how the world worked, and it was always survival of the fittest. I didn't care what anyone said about the man named Boss. When I witnessed Boss in action, what I thought I'd believed shattered, and I didn't know how to handle that. There are always threats at every turn. It's just a matter of when they catch up to you, but when one jaded man and another with a seemingly deep death wish have to work together, who's going to survive the aftermath? (TW: Mentions of childhood sexual, physical, and mental abuses. Passive Suicidal Ideation, self-harm, and mental illness. These are mainly off-page, but there are details flashbacks and conversations of said acts. Yet if these are triggering for you, please feel free not to read the story. Your self-care and mental health are more important. Thank you.)

Download or read book Glorified written by Ayesha Smith and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2022-10-17 with total page 617 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since they first became friends in elementary school, Trey and Marlo have been sticking together through all the ups and downs of life on the streets. When desperate times lead them down a dangerous path of crime, they somehow manage to elude the authorities, even after robbing several banks in Orange County, California. But when a threat arises, they must make hard-hitting decisions to save their lives and freedom. After Trey and Marlo destroy evidence—or so they think—they flee to Miami to pursue a new game. When another opportunity presents itself, an inexperienced Trey and Marlo immerse themselves into a drug gang. After they steal a crew from the same dealer, they are supplied with all the connections needed to start the first black drug cartel in America. Although the young men have high hopes of stepping away from the past, they soon discover that life is as unpredictable as their choices. As dangerous lines are crossed yet again, sacrifices must be made—this time for the organization. In this urban thriller, two young men destined for a life of crime learn that living in the fast lane comes with a price.

Download or read book Tough Guy written by Kent Greenfelder and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-11-03 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tough Guy is the creation story of Jimmy. As he becomes a man, Jimmy's personality, abusive tendencies, and selfishness are deeply ingrained into his psyche. Jimmy has little awareness or concern about the impact he has on the people most deserving of his actual love.

Download or read book The Unflinching Collection written by Stuart G. Yates and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-07-08 with total page 1113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All five books in 'Unflinching', a series of western novels by Stuart G. Yates, now in one volume! Unflinching: In the brutal, unforgiving West a dozen years after the California Gold Rush, a lone Pinkerton detective is on the trail of two vicious killers. When a famous ex-general's daughter is kidnapped, Detective Simms is assigned with bringing her home. Forged in the Mexican War, this man of steel knows how to survive and how to kill. But he will need all of his skill and guile if he is to survive this unforgiving land, and bring the General's daughter home. And then, it gets personal. In The Blood: Desperadoes are taking advantage of the fledgling railroads that cut through the endless plains, and the Pinkertons are charged with protecting the valuable cargo. After a powerful group sets their eyes on the scarcely guarded carriages, Simms begins to shadow the train robbers. But soon, he realizes that someone is hunting him instead. One of them will end up six feet under - by the bullet. To Die In Glory: Three men ride into the town of Glory and by the look of them, they are not coming to enjoy themselves. After a brief meeting with the local law enforcement, the sheriff lies gunned down. Meanwhile, things are not going too well for Detective Simms. His only way of facing a recent loss is to seek solace from the bottom of a bottle. But soon his skills are called upon again, as he hears of a telegram sent from Glory; a cry for help. Promises will be broken. People will die. And in the end, Simms will have to use all his guile and experience to survive. A Reckoning: Someone is hell-bent on killing Detective Simms of the Pinkerton Detective Agency. While investigating a clutch of brutal murders, Simms is dragged into a life-and-death struggle with a bunch of desperadoes, a gunfighter and a double-crossing U.S. Marshall by the name of Dixon. This will not be the easiest time of his life, nor the most peaceful. By the end of it, a lot of people will end up dead. All Simms needs to do is make sure he isn't one of them. Blood Rise: After the murder of a U.S. Senator, Pinkerton Detective Simms is tasked with bringing the killer to justice. This would be a simple case for someone as determined and experienced as Simms, but shadowing him is someone far more dangerous and deadly than mere hired murderers. Across the unforgiving Territories comes a spectre of death, and once again Simms finds himself in a struggle for survival against an old enemy who will stop at nothing to achieve his goal: the death of Detective Simms.

Download or read book Worst Case Scenario written by Helen FitzGerald and published by Orenda Books. This book was released on 2022-12-15 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A deliciously dark, unapologetically funny, and nail-bitingly tense psychological thriller by the international bestselling author of The Cry NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER ***Guardian, Telegraph, Herald Scotland AND The Week BOOK OF THE YEAR*** ***Sunday Times TOP 40 Crime Novels in the Last 5 Years*** ***Longlisted for Theakston' s Old Peculier Crime Novel of the Year Award 2020*** ‘ Shocking, gripping and laugh-out-loud hilarious from the first line to the last. Brilliant' Erin Kelly ‘ This frenetic novel' s strongest assets are its sheer verbal energy and the acerbic views of its heroine, who resembles a female Frankie Boyle' Sunday Times ‘ The main character is one of the most extraordinary you' ll meet between the pages of a book' Ian Rankin ‘ A scandalously rude comic masterpiece' Daily Telegraph ‘ Sublime' Guardian _________________ Mary Shields is a moody, acerbic probation offer, dealing with some of Glasgow' s worst cases, and her job is on the line. Liam Macdowall was imprisoned for murdering his wife, and he' s published a series of letters to the dead woman, in a book that makes him an unlikely hero – and a poster boy for Men' s Rights activists. Liam is released on licence into Mary' s care, but things are far from simple. Mary develops a poisonous obsession with Liam and his world, and when her son and Liam' s daughter form a relationship, Mary will stop at nothing to impose her own brand of justice ... with devastating consequences. A heart-pounding, relentless and chilling psychological thriller, rich with deliciously dark and unapologetic humour, Worst Case Scenario is also a perceptive, tragic and hugely relevant book by one of the most exciting names in crime fiction. _________________ ‘ Laced with pitch-dark acerbic humour, the classic thriller gets a hell of a twist' Heat ‘ This darkly, funny, shocking and surprisingly emotional thriller is unlike anything you' ve ever read before' Fabulous Magazine ‘ This novel is a funny, agonising account of one good woman' s battle with rage, guilt, fear, duty and disaster' Literary Review ‘ Absolutely compelling company from start to finish in this wonderful, energetic, hard-hitting and deeply funny novel' Big Issue ‘ Simply stunning. Dark, uncompromising, funny, and almost impossible to put down' Luca Veste ‘ Outrageous, extremely funny and ultimately devastating' Ambrose Parry ‘ Dark humour and darker truths permeate a thrilling crime novel that is fabulously transgressive and completely unique ... nobody writes like Helen Fitzgerald' Mark Billingham ‘ Helen Fitzgerald is one of a kind, and a welcome breath of fresh air in the world of off-beat but achingly relatable crime fiction'

Download or read book The Appraisal 2 written by Brielle Montgomery and published by Urban Renaissance. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brielle Montgomery returns with more scandal, more secrets, and more deception. In The Appraisal 2, everyone is out for one thing: revenge. In this much‐anticipated finale, all is fair in sex and revenge. Lives are at stake as everyone fights to control the hands of karma. Some will succeed, some will fail, but only one will survive. Over a year has passed, but the time spent in jail has done nothing to soften the hatred in Jayla’s heart. After Jasmine’s betrayal, it’s only a matter of time before Jayla can give her a taste of her own medicine. The opportunity arises when Sheila Weston, the senator’s wife, intervenes, offering Jayla an assignment that she can’t refuse. Little does she know how much this assignment will change her life forever. Betrayal is at every turn, and no one can be trusted. As new secrets are revealed, Jayla finds herself tangled in a web so twisted that it brings her past full circle. Meanwhile, Jasmine has her own plans in motion to come out on top, and neither she nor Jayla realizes how dangerously intertwined their lives really are. The plot thickens, and new players emerge with their own hidden agendas.