Download or read book A Marine s Journal written by Mike Holiday and published by Abbott Press. This book was released on 2013-01-07 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He had been given a break from work detail and was just finishing his smoke when he heard a loud explosion from third platoons area. As he ran up to see what was going on, several marines were already there standing around looking at a downed marine. Holiday rushed up to the scene and was stopped short in his tracks. There before him lay a man almost blown in half. He could see the mans spine and little else. He looked into the mans face, a young kid no older than he was himself. He saw the man look straight at him and then look away. Holiday watched the life leave the young mans eyes. He knew the exact instant the man had died. It left him cold and numbin shock. But Holiday found it fascinating to see life one second and then nothing the next. Holiday kept staring at the dead marine, pondering what he had just witnessed, vaguely aware of being given orders to remove the body. But Holiday was frozenunable to move to obey that order.

Download or read book Twenty Fucking Five written by Cakes N Candles and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for Funny and Perfect Birthday gift under $10? Check this Blank Lined Birthday Journal / Notebook /Notebooks as Gag Gifts For or from Best friends, family, relatives, Students, Graduates, colleagues, office coworkers etc. Grab this Awesome Journal Now! It is an 'easy-to-carry' 6 x 9 blank lined journal. It includes: Matte finish cover 108 durable pages Black /White Cream paper Strong Binding 6 x 9 inches If you are looking for a different book, don't forget to click the author's / publisher's name for other great journal ideas.Book Specifics: This Awesome Birthday Journal / Notebook is 108-page Blank Lined Writing Journal for the ones born in May. It Makes an Excellent Gift for Graduation and Special Occasion (6 x 9 Inches / Matte Finish)Advantages of Writing Journals: Studies have shown that writing journals can boost your creativity and enhance your memory and do your intelligence a world of good. It lets your creative juices flowing and you can brainstorm innumerable ideas in no time not only improve your discipline but can also improve your productivity. Many successful players journal daily.Next time you fall short of this journal will help you reminding them at the tip of your fingers.You can use this journal as: Gratitude journal Collection journal Bucket list journal Quote book journal Scrapbook and memory journal Logbook diary and many more Hit the BUY NOW Button and start your Journaling today! *** Please Check out other Birthyear Journals by clicking the Author's/Publisher's Name under the title.***

Download or read book Santa s Secret Sex Journal written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gag gift for that special someone. If you struggle trying to find the perfect present for a person you know with a sense of humor, look no further. This journal has all the steamy details you need to make your holiday complete. Armed with a arsenal of crude rants and over the top sexy segments. You'll be sure to prank your way into the new year with this holiday favorite. What better way to set the mood than to gift something as ridiculous as this? So much for the typical boring presents you endlessly scroll through online. Throw a log on the fire as you snuggle up to your Christmas tree for the spoof of a lifetime. You'll get exclusive access to all the sexy things Santa has been up to. As well as his captivating complicated relationship issues with Mrs. Claus. What are you waiting for? Let's unwrap this bad boy and call it a new year.

Download or read book Happy F cking Holidays written by Sasha O'hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Best Seller Calm the Fck Down 'Tis the season to get snarky! It's that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy "Holidaze". Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can't say and still keep Peace on Earth. Happy fucking Holidays is an irreverent and subversive take on Christmas and is the perfect way to unwind and relax for Christmas. It's an ideal gift, for anyone who is stressed, and for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Enjoy these humorous illustrations that let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. Includes 26 single-sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex to color, and most are moderate in detail. Irreverent Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more... Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, naughty, kiss my ass, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... For more information, for free coloring page downloads, contests and more, visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Download or read book Fuck Off You Fucking Fucker written by Noel Day Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.

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Download or read book Fuck Them written by Natasha Sattler and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-29 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Breakups are the worst. This journal helps guide you through the process towards feeling better and back to living your best life. Write it out, as it comes. The first few pages are filled with songs, TV shows, movies, and activity recommendations to keep you busy. Each of the 30-days has a daily quote, a place for overall feelings and thoughts, a gratitude list for all that's good in your life, and a text message buffer for fighting that urge to text your ex. That's all in addition to the daily journal page for you to let it all out on paper. Days 1-15 have a "Rage Page" with prompts to get out your anger and days 16-30 have a "Better Letter" with prompts to help you realize how much better off you are now. Writing allows you to get your thoughts out and can be instrumental in moving forward. Healing takes time. This journal is here to help you through the toughest of those times.

Download or read book The Pain Journal written by Bob Flanagan and published by Semiotext(e). This book was released on 2000 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Item is the journal of the final year of the life of Bob Flanagan and tells of his illness and his life with Sheree Rose.

Download or read book Carpe F cking Diem Journal written by Sourcebooks and published by Calendars & Gifts to Swear by. This book was released on 2020-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.

Download or read book I Wish People Would Just Fuck Off written by Curse Crew Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, sweary gift for anyone who loves creative cursing. Makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant or yankee swap gift. Give as a gift or card replacement to celebrate a birthday, holiday, or retirement to your hilarious and profane friend or family member. Size: 6x9 Pages: 100 Cover: Matte Paperback This lined, notebook is perfect for any potty mouth person. It is great for taking notes, writing to do lists, journaling, organizing, or brainstorming. Notebooks & journals are a fun gift for adults, teens or kids for any gift giving occasion!

Download or read book Love This F cking Journey for Me written by D. A. Sarac and published by Sourcebooks. This book was released on 2021-12 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A self-discovery journal for inspiration, growth, and celebrating your own f*cking brilliance! Do you know who you are? No, truly, do you know yourself down to your very roots? Where you're going from here? Who you're meant to be? Why the f*ck not?! Celebrating yourself isn't selfish. It isn't self-indulgent or arrogant--it's empowering as hell! We've all been in situations where our imposter syndrome tells us we're not good enough, where others define us, where we're not sure where we're going on our own path. No more! It's time to reflect and reconnect with our own inner bad*ssery. With concrete exercises that help us reflect on who we are from the inside out, Love This F*cking Journey for Meis a positive self-help book for women looking to: Celebrate who you've been:With sections on self-discovery and self-awareness, understand all the things that make you, YOU! Throw a party for the mistakes you've made:Because growth mindset makes every failure a chance to grow Love the person you are:Self-love and confidence are not to be ignored. And build the future of your f*cking dreams:Have fun with that inspirational dream life With guided prompts, sweary sayings, and an empowering AF spirit, this is the perfect journal for readers who are ready to unpack their own greatness. The ideal self-love journal, positivity journal, or guided journal to get you through, this book will get you to stand up and declare, "I love this f*cking journey for me!"

Download or read book The Holiday Trap written by Roan Parrish and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Alexandria Bellefleur and Casey McQuiston comes a charming, hilarious, and heartwarming LGBTQIA+ romcom about two separate couples finding love over the holidays from acclaimed author Roan Parrish! FROM A COZY NEW ENGLAND HAVEN TO THE HEART OF NEW ORLEANS COMES ONE HOLIDAY THAT'LL CHANGE THEIR LIVES Greta Russakoff loves her tight-knit family and tiny Maine hometown, but they can't seem to understand what it's like to be a lesbian living in such a small world. When an act of familial meddling goes way too far, she realizes just how desperately she needs space to figure out who she is. Truman Belvedere's heart is crushed when he learns that his boyfriend has a secret life including a husband and daughter. Reeling, all he wants is a place to lick his wounds far, far away from Louisiana. Enter a mutual friend with a life-altering idea: swap homes for the holidays. For one perfect month, Greta and Truman will have a chance to experience a whole new world...and maybe fall in love with the partner of their dreams. But all holidays must come to an end, and eventually these two transplants will have to decide whether the love (and found family) they each discovered so far from home is worth fighting for.

Download or read book Shell Shock The Diary of Tommy Atkins written by Neil Blower and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This short, diary-style novel, by a British army veteran chronicles the difficulties faced by Tommy, a 23-year-old squaddie, as he desperately tries to conquer post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) – shell shock. His over-emotional responses to the stresses of everyday life – post-office queues, a trip to Ikea, and his relationship with his family and girlfriend – eventually lead to alienation and suicidal urges. Told in the vernacular, with humour and personal understanding, the story highlights the work of the Charity Combat Stress in rehabilitating returning troops.

Download or read book A Rant and a Road Trip written by Brendan J. A. O’Leary and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-04-13 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A Rant and a Road Trip' chronicles an alternative holiday, you might say, a heart-on-the-sleeve road trip. Its not so much about where Brendan OLeary went, but what he found when he got there and the people he met along the way. This journal covers five weeks spent on the road, drifting from town to town and motel to motel, living out of a suitcase and, for the most part, never knowing where the next stop will be. But believe it when OLeary tells you that it can be a very liberating experience, seeing another town, another diner, another motel, the story continuing as he travels to new places. Nothing can beat the feeling that comes from unexpected discoveries made while traveling. As you travel through the pages of this journal, youll see what OLeary sees and feel what he feels. From New Jersey to Texas to California, OLeary shares his thoughts about the places he visits and the people he meets. Written as very personal journal entries, OLeary examines the essence of America through his experiences and shares the ups and downs of living life on the road.

Download or read book Diary of a Mad Diva written by Joan Rivers and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the headline-making, New York Times bestselling author of I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me comes another intimate glimpse into the delightfully hilarious mind of Joan Rivers. When her daughter Melissa gives her a diary for Christmas, at first Joan is horrified—who the hell does Melissa think she is? That fat pig, Bridget Jones? But as Joan, being both beautiful and introspective, begins to record her day-to-day musings, she realizes she has a lot to say. About everything. And everyone, God help them. The result? A no-holds-barred, delightfully vicious and always hilarious look at the everyday life of the ultimate diva. Follow Joan on a family vacation in Mexico and on trips between New York and Los Angeles where she mingles with the stars, never missing a beat as she delivers blistering critiques on current events, and excoriating insights about life, pop culture, and celebrities (from A to D list), all in her relentlessly funny signature style. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and Sylvia Plath. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that’s actually worth reading.

Download or read book Simon Stephens A Working Diary written by Simon Stephens and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-21 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2014 was a spectacular year for playwright Simon Stephens, who has been described by the Independent as 'a brilliant writer of immense imagination' and by the Financial Times as having 'emerged in this millennium as an outstanding playwright'. 2014 was a year for Simon Stephens which featured a high number of world premiere plays including one for the theatre of his birthplace, Manchester's Royal Exchange, a major new play for the Downstairs space at London's Royal Court, and a Chekhov translation for London's Young Vic; a transfer of his West End hit The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time to Broadway; and projects in Germany, a country which has seen Stephens lauded, in which he has worked extensively, and which has shaped much of his dramaturgy. In addition to these major projects, Stephens continued his role as a mentor of young writers, actors and directors, and continued to be one of the most frequent, outspoken and fiercely intelligent voices of the playwriting scene. In an exceptionally honest account, Simon Stephens opens up to us, through daily diary entries, his working practices, his inner-most thoughts, his philosophy on theatre, the arts and politics, and his feelings and reactions to specific projects he has worked on. Through this, we are given unprecedented access to the mind of one of the most important playwrights of the twenty-first century.