Download or read book Get the Guy written by Matthew Hussey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most dating books tell you what NOT to do. Here's a book dedicated to telling you what you CAN do. In his book, Get the Guy, Matthew Hussey—relationship expert, matchmaker, and star of the reality show Ready for Love—reveals the secrets of the male mind and the fundamentals of dating and mating for a proven, revolutionary approach to help women to find lasting love. Matthew Hussey has coached thousands of high-powered CEOs, showing them how to develop confidence and build relationships that translate into professional success. Many of Matthew’s male clients pressed him for advice on how to apply his winning strategies not to just get the job, but how to get the girl. As his reputation grew, Hussey was approached by more and more women, eager to hear what he had learned about the male perspective on love and romance. From landing a first date to establishing emotional intimacy, playful flirtation to red-hot bedroom tips, Matthew’s insightfulness, irreverence, and warmth makes Get the Guy: Learn Secrets of the Male Mind to Find the Man You Want and the Love You Deserve a one-of-a-kind relationship guide and the handbook for every woman who wants to get the guy she’s been waiting for.
Download or read book The Pragmatics of Text Messaging written by Michelle A. McSweeney and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-05-30 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book provides a comprehensive linguistic exploration of textism use by bilingual young adults, illustrating the function of alternative and creative linguistic features and their role in conveying tone through text. Drawing on a corpus of nearly 45,000 text messages donated by bilingual young adults in New York City, this volume explores the ways in which the use of texting features such as ‘lol,’ emojis, abbreviations, and acronyms is systematic and essential. In part, toward the aim of exposing the tensions bilinguals face navigating a platform that preferences monolingual language practices, the book highlights creativity as a means of both constructing meaning and performing identity for bilingual youths. These findings are extended to explore the role texting plays in communication and identity construction in contemporary society more generally. This volume extends the boundaries of emerging research on language and digital communication, and will be of particular interest to graduate students and scholars in computer-mediated communication, pragmatics, and new media.
Download or read book Texts from Jane Eyre written by Daniel Mallory Ortberg and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-11-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mallory Ortberg presents... Texts from Jane Eyre is a whimsical collection of sharp, satirical and side-splittingly funny text message conversations from your favourite literary characters. Of course if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited data plan, she'd be sexting Ashley Wilkes at all hours; and if Mr Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ARDENT MISSIVES would be in ALL-CAPS; and Daisy Buchanan would text you from behind the wheel - and then text you to come pick her up after the car crash. Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, original and very clever kind of mashup that brings your favourite authors and literary characters right into the twenty-first century. Mallory Ortberg is a genius.
Download or read book The Art of the Text written by Zac Miller and published by ZML Corp LLC. This book was released on with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ―――――――――――― Finally! A Useful Guide on How to Text Girls ―――――――――――― Hi, my name is Zac Miller, and in my book The Art of The Text, I go over everything when it comes to how to text a girl. When you are done reading this book, you will know the right words to text to girls and the right time to say it. Girls will feel a sense of urgency to reply to your texts. You will get more dates and less flakes. You will understand exactly what to text girls! Here's What You'll Learn In My Book: ━━━━━━▼━━━━━━ • Why texting is such a BIG DEAL in today's society and how it can make or break your chances with girls! • Use the equation on this page to GUARANTEE you won't ever get flaked on for a date again. • My 3-step system for texting girls that has been time tested and it WORKS. • I devout all of Chapter 3 to explaining the easiest ways to get a girl's number. • Learn how to build attraction with women and what your main focus of texting should be. • Should you use emoticons? • Don't be another guy making this very common mistake! • If a girl puts any of these items in her text messages, she's into you. • Violation of this rule will kill your chances with a girl faster than anything else. • Use this copy and paste line after you get a girl's number to introduce yourself. • The two MAIN reasons guys mess up with texting AND with girls in general. • Use any of these TWENTY NINE "copy and paste" example opener messages to start texting girls right away. • I've found doing this one thing is the best chance you have if a girl isn't responding to your text messages. • Flip a common technique girls use on guys and have her thinking about you all day. • A HUGE list of example nicknames you can assign to different girls you are texting. • The science of projecting messages into the future. • In chapter 6 I teach you how to ask girls on dates by giving you lines you can use via texts or on the phone. I don't leave you hanging either, I give you tons of great first date ideas and how to handle texts after the date. • And so much MORE! ―――――――――――― As a complimentary bonus, only for book buyers, you'll receive my special report titled Subconscious Attraction, which teaches you 3 techniques which attract women on a subconscious level. This report is not available to the general public. ―――――――――――― If you'd like more dates with more girls, buy this book. If you want to stop wasting time on text conversations that go nowhere… then buy this book. What are you waiting for? Click the "Buy Now" button at the top of this page and get your copy of The Art of The Text Now!
Download or read book Texts from Mittens written by Angie Bailey and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big
Download or read book Text sound Texts written by Richard Kostelanetz and published by New York : Morrow. This book was released on 1980 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Representing a fusion of the avant-garde in poetry, music, and the performing arts, this unique anthology includes poems, scores, scripts, and detailed performance instructions as well as theoretical manifestos and critical essays. Among the more than one hundred pieces are works by Allen Ginsberg, John Cage, Jack Kerouac, Claes Oldenberg, Philip Glass, Raymond Federman, Glenn Gould, Jerome Rothenberg, and Gertrude Stein. Text-Sounds Texts is the first collection of sound poetry to be published in North America; unlike anthologies published abroad, it is devoted exclusively to American and Canadian authors."--Publisher
Download or read book Text Him This Not That written by Gregg Michaelsen and published by Gregg Michaelsen. This book was released on 2020-02-27 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your First Text Could be Your Last! Why? Because most women text guys like they text other women. You can have all the dating skills in place but if your texting sucks he's gone. STOP! Understand the male brain so your texting captures his attention and keeps him hooked and attentive until the next date. To understand his mind, you need a top male dating coach. Hi I'm Gregg. I write books based on your needs. Thousands of you bought and read Power Texting Men so you are killing it already. Now, let's step it up a notch with texting for the more mature crowd, regardless of your age. This texting book is for you. By the end of this texting book, your competition for him is toast - he's into you As a woman, you have a built-in ability to be charming. You deliver a look or you use a certain tone of voice and you're able to work your way with men. In an instant, you can melt a man's heart. When you meet a man you're attracted to, you turn on that charm, you deliver a coy smile, you walk away and he's hooked. Yet, when it comes to texting, you're all thumbs. You're anxious and you feel incompetent. You lose all confidence. As a result, you text instinctively, like a woman, which is the natural thing for you to do. You can quickly get emotional and frustrated when he doesn't respond as soon as you would like. You might bomb him with texts, getting more worried with each one. All this emotion, anger and frustration is normal. Your flirting skills have evolved over millions of years. Flirting comes as naturally to you as flight to a bird. When you're standing face-to-face with a man, you're good but when you're facing the tiny screen on your phone, you're perplexed. That's because you expect him to respond like your girlfriends do. Guy's don't! We never evolved! Inside Text Him This Not That is not just how to formulate a great text but how to understand the male mind. This is as much about learning how his mind works as it is about learning how to formulate texts he can't resist. How can you communicate with him if you don't understand what he's looking for or what turns him on? Here's what you will learn inside: The catch me if you can mentality and why it works The 10 rules of engagement that gets him to respond consistently and fast How to build attraction by destroying boredom and shattering all things conventional! How to revive a man who is texting less and less The texting blunders and how to avoid them What to text him so he asks you out The power of delaying, radio silence, and texting like his best friend texts him Text examples that are so unique that he will want more! And a ton more!
Download or read book The Subversive Copy Editor written by Carol Fisher Saller and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2009-08-01 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each year writers and editors submit over three thousand grammar and style questions to the Q&A page at The Chicago Manual of Style Online. Some are arcane, some simply hilarious—and one editor, Carol Fisher Saller, reads every single one of them. All too often she notes a classic author-editor standoff, wherein both parties refuse to compromise on the "rights" and "wrongs" of prose styling: "This author is giving me a fit." "I wish that I could just DEMAND the use of the serial comma at all times." "My author wants his preface to come at the end of the book. This just seems ridiculous to me. I mean, it’s not a post-face." In The Subversive Copy Editor, Saller casts aside this adversarial view and suggests new strategies for keeping the peace. Emphasizing habits of carefulness, transparency, and flexibility, she shows copy editors how to build an environment of trust and cooperation. One chapter takes on the difficult author; another speaks to writers themselves. Throughout, the focus is on serving the reader, even if it means breaking "rules" along the way. Saller’s own foibles and misadventures provide ample material: "I mess up all the time," she confesses. "It’s how I know things." Writers, Saller acknowledges, are only half the challenge, as copy editors can also make trouble for themselves. (Does any other book have an index entry that says "terrorists. See copy editors"?) The book includes helpful sections on e-mail etiquette, work-flow management, prioritizing, and organizing computer files. One chapter even addresses the special concerns of freelance editors. Saller’s emphasis on negotiation and flexibility will surprise many copy editors who have absorbed, along with the dos and don’ts of their stylebooks, an attitude that their way is the right way. In encouraging copy editors to banish their ignorance and disorganization, insecurities and compulsions, the Chicago Q&A presents itself as a kind of alter ego to the comparatively staid Manual of Style. In The Subversive Copy Editor, Saller continues her mission with audacity and good humor.
Download or read book Texting written by Maree-Anne Wittyflower and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-13 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Texting: 25 Easy Steps for Women to Attract a Guy You Want While Maintaining Your Standards, Keep Him Interested With Sassy Text Messages So He Can't Ignore You. You're about to discover strategies on how to master the art of texting. We shall discuss strategies, steps, hacks, and various tips and tricks whose implementation of in your dating life will help ensure that your text or Instant messaging correspondence with a man you like is in a manner that keeps him attracted to you so that he does not ignore you. Here Is A Preview Of What You'll Learn... Steps that will build attraction Purposeful texts will capture his attention Strategies That Will Keep Him Interested 80/20 Rule of texting Flirty and Sassy Texting Strategies Much, much more! Get your copy today !The book small size allows you to place it in your purse for convenience. Take action today and buy this book for only $5.99
Download or read book Texts from Dog written by October Jones and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2012 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.
Download or read book Text Me on Tuesday written by Melanie Summers and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-24 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Aimee Tompkins loaded up her old catering van and pulled into Manhattan, she had her sights set on becoming one of the best (and most lucrative) caterers to ever serve crudités and creampuffs in the Big Apple. But after a year of leaving fliers all over town, she's not only running out of money, she's running low on hope. So when she lands a gig at a big architecture firm, Aimee's certain her luck is about to change.Noel Fitzwilliam is pitching the most important project of his life-the type of project architects dream of. Everything has to go right, so when he finds the new caterer naked in his office bathroom right before the meeting, he's torn between being thrilled and being extremely irritated. He doesn't have time for romance, no matter how incredible she looks without her clothes on.A mix-up means Aimee is accidentally given his cell number instead of his assistant's. So when she starts texting Noel about how much she hates him, he decides to have a little fun with her. The last thing he expects is for her to turn his world upside-down. But that's exactly what happens as the pair start sharing their deepest secrets and their greatest fears, and Noel discovers he can share so much more via text than he can in person. But what will happen when she finds out who he really is?It's a case of opposites attract, even when they repel ...
Download or read book The Word on College Reading and Writing written by Carol Burnell and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An interactive, multimedia text that introduces students to reading and writing at the college level.
Download or read book How to Text a Girl written by Bruce Glover and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-10 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're so close from a date with her... ★★ Do you know that text a girl could be SIMPLE? Would you like to learn it? If so then keep reading. ★★ This easy-to-use, step-by-step guide shows you how to text a girl, what to text, and when to text it to her. You might be messing up with your chances to get a lovely lady to date, when you make calls that you do not know where to go next after the initial greeting and "how are you doing" part of the call. You should not burry yourself in bad experiences that you have gone through so far, because here is an eBook that will give you a different direction of introducing yourself to lovely women and striking a conversation that will lead to a productive date. The solution that this book provides is in the techniques of texting, because you do not have to reach to a lady through a call only. Texting can do wonders when done in the right way, and that is what we are going to show you in this book. We know facing a lady for the first time is always very nervous and this is where many men fail, when they walk away feeling like losers and the ladies are left wondering what a coward you are. The information in this book has been narrowed down to using texting as a tool to lure a lady and make her want to be with you and stick with you as your woman. When used properly, texting will reveal the kind of person you are and the lady will be able to know the kind of a man she is giving her time to. Eventually she will make her mind whether to agree to your request or simply throw your pleas to the usual dustbin of losers. The battle starts when you plan to engage a certain lady in a conversation, because the process of asking her for the number is an action that gives many men Goosebumps. Not to worry, we will show you how to take that first step and get the vital number that will link you to that lovely lady who is giving you sleepless nights when you think of how lovely she is, and how much you want to spend time with her. We however need to get some facts right before we get too much into the power of texting when you want a woman. Your failure to get the lady you want may be due to poor interaction or communication techniques, and the fact that you can type some lovely words on your Smartphone instead of voicing them does not guarantee that the lady will accept your requests. You need to do it right to get her attracted to you. The texting style should create enough rapport and attraction for the lady you want to spend your precious time with, and the effort should not go down the drain because the connection of the hard work should be solid. Have a look at how you are supposed to initiate a conversation that will lead to great friendship. This book gives a comprehensive guide on the following: - The approach - Getting her phone number the right way - The perfect first text - Structure of an effective text messaging plan - Bad text messaging behaviors - Turn her on through texts - Sexualizing text messages - Avoid getting rejected by text message - Playing the game with roles - Do's and don'ts: how to be a gentleman - Turning a text into a date - Starting a long-term relationship... AND MORE! What you waiting for, get this book Now!
Download or read book The Art of the Text written by Zac Miller and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-06-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn This Information As Soon As You Get The Book: ● Learn why texting is such a BIG deal in today's society and how it can make or break your chances with girls! (Page 6) ● Use the equation on this page to GUARANTEE you won't ever get flaked on for a date again. (Page 7) ● I devout all of Chapter 2 to explaining the easiest ways to get a girl's number. (Page 9) ● When all else fails just remember this pocket guide to getting a girl's number and you can't go wrong! (Page 13) ● I've found doing this one thing is the best chance you have if a girl isn't responding to your text messages. (Page 16) ● Flip a common technique girls use on guys and have her thinking about you all day. (Page 17) ● Should you use emoticons? (Page 18) ● Don't be another guy making this common mistake! (Page 19) ● If a girl puts any of these items in her text messages, it's an indicator that she's into you. (Page 20) ● Use this copy and paste line after you get a girl's number to introduce yourself. (Page 22) ● The two MAIN reasons guys mess up with texting AND with girls in general. (Page 25) ● Just remember this easy to remember slogan when texting girls and you can't go wrong. (Page 26) ● Use any of these TWENTY NINE "copy and paste" example opener messages to start texting girls right away. (Page 28) ● Violation of this rule will kill your chances with a girl faster than anything else. (Page 31) ● Make sure you never mention this one word when texting girls. (Page 33) ● Learn how to build attraction with women and what your main focus of texting should be. (Page 34) ● A HUGE list of example nicknames you can assign to different girls you are texting. (Page 35) ● The science of projecting messages into the future. (Page 35) ● In chapter 6 I teach you how to ask girls on dates by giving you lines you can use via texts or on the phone. I don't leave you hanging either, I give you tons of great first date ideas and how to handle texts after the date. (Page 37) ● And so much MORE! Don't waste time. Take control of your life and learn to text girls today!
Download or read book A Plague of Texts written by Bénédicte Lemmelijn and published by BRILL. This book was released on 2009-04-07 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prior to any attempt to study a text at the literary level, the textual material itself has to be carefully established. It is for this reason that the present volume is devoted to a detailed text-critical study of the 'physical' text of the ‘Plagues Narrative’ in Exod. 7:14–11:10. In the first chapter, the author formulates a number of prolegomena relating to textual criticism as a discipline, the extant textual material, the terminology employed and the methodological model that serves as the basis of this study. In the second chapter, data provided by the various textual forms of the ‘Plagues Narrative’ in Exod. 7:14–11:10, namely MT, LXX, SamP, 4QpaleoExodm, 4QpaleoGen-Exodɭ, 2QExoda, 4QExodc, 4QGen-Exoda and 4QExodj, are registered and described. The extant textual versions themselves are presented in the form of a synopsis, added as an appendix to this book. The third and final chapter offers the text-critical evaluation of all 'text-relevant' variants.
Download or read book TBH 1 TBH This Is So Awkward written by Lisa Greenwald and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told entirely in text messages, this addictive new series from the acclaimed author of My Life in Pink & Green is perfect for fans of Lauren Myracle and Wendy Mass. To be honest, middle school is rough! Cecily, Gabby, and Prianka have been BFFAE since pre-K, so it’s totally natural when they don’t include the new girl, Victoria, in their plans and group texts. Between organizing the school Valentine’s Day dance, prepping for their first boy-girl party, and trying to keep their texts so boring their moms won’t use spy apps to read them, the friends only have time for each other. But when Victoria is accidentally sent a hurtful text message, the entire sixth grade gets called out for bullying, cell phones are confiscated, and the trio known as CPG4Eva is forced to figure out just how strong their friendships are IRL.
Download or read book Can t Text This written by Teagan Hunter and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?"That's how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was-unfinished business.I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again...but I did.Everything was going great-until we discovered I was his son's teacher.
