Download or read book Frankie the Ferret written by Kimberley Paterson and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2019-09-12 with total page 13 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a pet? Maybe a dog, or a cat, or a gold fish? Lots of people do, but not many people have a pet like Frankie the Ferret. A lovable, mischievous, and comical little fellow, Frankie fills his family home with love and laughter, and his family wants to share that with you! Do you want to meet him? Then let’s go!
Download or read book The Cover Up written by Oscar Sparrow and published by Emma Calin. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TO HELP KEEP YOUR EREADER TOPPED UP, ALL OSCAR SPARROW TITLES ARE ON LOCKDOWN DURING CORONAVIRUS What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret? A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Police Chiefs, counselors and politicos stand in tear-stained sincerity with the common people. Viktor Pinupskin of Russia offers a genetically modified bear cub with his own face as a substitute. Internet bots urge a vote and attempt to sway the masses. Chaos and panic threaten to destroy the economy. Into the mix steps young police inspector, Crispin Bissel. His mission is to lead the search and target PR for the cops. His ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse, is a mature ex-webcam girl specializing in veggie porn. She has the looks and the bosom to comfort a people broken by sorrow. Could love be re-kindled over an open drain? Could Frankie be alive? Could a billionaire, a hot air balloon, a pop star, and a staring messianic child bring happiness back to a population in despair? And what if the big plans were to fail? What if there were a cover up? A deplorable basket case of a book. All right-thinking people should be offended. Cross-dressing vegan cannibals will love this story. There’s no safe space on campus when a ferret like Frankie gets into the pipes. A tender love story, an outrageous unfair satire, an exposé of the media-cult whirl in which we live, where news, fake news, and spin are the currencies of coercion. Buy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It’s not incorrect if you didn’t mean to.
Download or read book Frankie Ferret written by Harriet Paulk Hessam and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frankie Ferret is everyone's favorite first grade teacher! She and her students are all furry female animals- Chinchilla, Mahaley Mole, Bonnie Bat and Eliza Ermine. Come inside their classroom and experience the fun and excitement of their first day of school!
Download or read book THE LIES MEN TELL written by RON S KING and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-01-19 with total page 502 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a continuation of the book 'NOWHERE STREET', a story about Frankie Goushen, a young boy's early life in the cafes and dives of Cable Street in the 50's, in London's East-End. Nowhere Street tells of his time spent in an Approved School, of the bullying and spite which went on at the time. This book continues the story of Frankie's life, when he becomes involved with the Gangsters of the East-End. It depicts the times of the late 50's and the early 60's, of his fight to survive and the time spent in the different Prisons, Borstals and Institutions of the day. This is a tough book of hurt and pain, though through the dirt and the grime shines the light of social history and what was seen as normal in those days. While the tale is gritty and the words not for those with a softer disposition, the story can only be told to its strength and much is based on my earlier life.
Download or read book Frankie Finds Critter Camp written by Beth Randall and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-07-27 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heartwarming story of Frankie the ferret who loved his person Mindy, but when she could no longer care for him he found himself lost and alone. Follow Frankie as he heads out to find Critter Camp, where animals have a place to live out their lives when no one else will care for them. Along the way, Frankie meets other former pets like himself, each with their own touching stories. This book is based on true stories of real-life animals that have been cared for at Critter Camp. All proceeds benefit the 300 rescued animals living their lives safe, happy and loved at Critter Camp Exotic Pet Sanctuary. www.crittercamp.org
Download or read book Frank and Tom the ferret brothers At the Rodeo written by larry bubar and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-07-31 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yeehaa it's rodeo time and Frank and Tom have gone to see it.SO come along on this adventure and have fun.
Download or read book Low Life One Middle Aged Man in Search of the Point written by Jeremy Clarke and published by Short Books. This book was released on 2011-11-03 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two O levels. Three convictions for smash and grab in off licenses. Two for drunk driving. One for possession of amphetamine sulphate. General labouring and factory work. Attended charismatic Baptist church. Made girlfriend pregnant. Resigned from job as refuse collector, resigned church membership, returned library books, sold house, went to the Democratic Republic of Congo, then known as Zaire. Came back altered. Conscious decision to join bourgeoisie. Night classes for a year in Torquay, then three at School of Oriental and African Studies in London and the Institute of Kiswahili, Zanzibar. Reviewed book by the late, great Dr Brian Plummer on ferret husbandry for University College London student literary magazine. Taken on by legendary editor Dr Karl Miller as his latest great white hope . Book deal. Fifty grand advance. Spent advance. Failed to write book. Now, author of the Low Life column in the Spectator. 53 years old and a grandfather. Unmarried. Currently coughing and sneezing in a remote cottage on Dartmoor. Meet Jeremy Clark...
Download or read book An Evening of Long Goodbyes written by Paul Murray and published by Random House. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vastly entertaining and outright hilarious, Paul Murray’s debut heralds the arrival of a major new Irish talent. His protagonist is endearing and wildly witty–part P. G. Wodehouse’s Bertie Wooster, with a cantankerous dash of A Confederacy of Dunces’ Ignatius J. Reilly thrown in. With its rollicking plot and colorful characters, An Evening of Long Goodbyes is a delightful and erudite comedy of epic proportions. Charles Hythloday observes the world from the comfortable confines of Amaurot, his family estate, and doesn’t much care for what he sees. He prefers the black-and-white sanctum of classic cinema–especially anything starring the beautiful Gene Tierney–to the roiling and rumbling of twenty-first-century Dublin. At twenty-four, Charles aims to resurrect the lost lifestyle of the aristocratic country gentleman–contemplative walks, an ever-replenished drink, and afternoons filled with canapés as prepared by the Bosnian housekeeper, Mrs. P. But Charles’s cozy existence is about to face a serious shake-up. His sister, Bel, an aspiring actress and hopeless romantic, has brought to Amaurot her most recent–and to Charles’s mind, most ill-advised–boyfriend. Frank is hulking and round, and resembles nothing so much as a large dresser, probably a Swedish one. He bets on greyhounds and talks endlessly of brawls and pubs in an accent that brings tears to Charles’s eyes. And, most suspiciously, his entrance into the Hythlodays’ lives just happens to coincide with the disappearance of an ever-increasing number of household antiques and baubles. Soon, Charles and Bel discover that missing heirlooms are the least of their worries; they are simply not as rich as they have always believed. With the family fortune teetering in the balance, Charles must do something he swore he would never do: get a job. Booted into the mean streets of Dublin, he is as unprepared for real life as Frank would be for a cotillion. And it turns out that real life is a tad unprepared for Charles, as well.
Download or read book A Problem in Doodleland written by Kathleen Muraca and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-09 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A problem in Doodleland involves many animal characters that help to bring water to their beloved Doodleland. Their adventure to finding water is magical.
Download or read book Unconditional Love in Sun Valley written by Sheila Liermann and published by . This book was released on 1998-10 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read interviews with people about there beloved pets.
Download or read book The Hunt for the Cursed Unicorn written by Alex Bell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-10-03 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aboard for The Train of Dark Wonders! The second book in the magical must-read middle-grade series. Bess can’t wait to see her friends from the Train of Dark Wonders and head off on another adventure together. But she has her duties as owner of the Odditorium to think about. Most importantly, the gateway to other worlds needs a new animal guard and it’s her job to find one. When the train stops by on route to The Land of Cursed Creatures, Bess hops on board. Here, she encounters zombie ducks, haunted lobsters and poisonous swans. She also hears tales of the most mysterious and secretive creature of all – the cursed unicorn. As creatures begin to go missing, Bess and the gang set out on a daring rescue mission, venturing deep into a land of living nightmares…
Download or read book Space Critters written by A. Carol and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-08-15 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Flirting With Fairies written by Peg Pierson and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2018-02-21 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Literary agent, Nicole McConnelly is in trouble. Her career’s in the toilet, her bank account overdrawn, and she’s a wanted, fugitive fairy, from the Realm of Imagination, with a price on her head and a ruthless bounty hunter, who happens to be Satan’s brother, on her heels. Lonely young writer, Kaleb Whalen, lives in a rundown apartment with his pet cockroach and dreams of becoming a best-selling author. But after a run-in with a Boston city bus, he may have lost any chance of a future at all. When both agent, and author, magically appear center-page in Kaleb’s jungle adventure novel, Nicole finds herself faced with something more terrifying than her long-time nemesis…the possibility of something she has artfully avoided for three centuries. True Love.
Download or read book The Adventures of Frank and Tom written by Larry O. Bubar and published by . This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Ethan Coen and Joel Coen Collected Screenplays 1 written by Ethan Coen and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2002-10-15 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These four early works by the internationally lauded filmmaking team deal with the subject for which they are best known: corruption and crime in situations that combine the real and the surreal with the hilarious. Of the scripts included here, Barton Fink--an intense look at the psychological ruin of a New York playwright trying to make it in 1940s Hollywood--is a masterful culmination of these themes.
Download or read book Frank the Ferret s secret Four Counties Adventure written by Simon J Stephens and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank is a ferret, and ferrets are small, but imaginations come in all shapes and sizes. Frank’s imagination is ginormous, which is pretty much the biggest size available. When Frank hears that his human family, the Fordhams, are going on a canal holiday around a popular cruising ring, he hatches a plan to join them, and so, ‘Frank the Ferret’s (secret) Four Counties Adventure’ begins. Excitement is never far away as little Frank lets his big imagination lead him into some strange situations, adopting a new character each day to give him courage and purpose. The journey is real. The places he goes to are real. Some might think the characters and events of Frank’s adventure are not so real … but they probably have very small, tiny even, imaginations. Written in the author’s unique style, as a book best read by adults to children, and illustrated with quirky line drawings that can be coloured in, Frank is the perfect companion to take on a Four Counties cruise or to have by the bedside to help people of all sizes to grow big imaginations.
