Download or read book Flicking Boogers in the Wind written by Jonathan Bricklin and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-07-14 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jonathan Bricklin's debut novel is astounding for its intellectual playfulness and verbal ingenuity, and for the exuberant voice of Willy Nilly, the young hero of this unexpected adventure. Telepathy, Tetherball, Turtles, Politics, Pirates, Lemonade, Cryogenics, Waterslides and Holograms are some of the ingredients in this madcap frenzy of metaphorical escapism. If Raymond Chandler and Tom Robbins adopted a baby it might grow up to write a book like this.

Download or read book The Most Forbidden Knowledge written by Michael Powell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: * Stage a coup * Swim with sharks * Beat a breathalyzer * The Forbidden Knowledge series has taken readers over the edge before, but never like this. The Most Forbidden Knowledge jam-packs the best and baddest how-tos into one car-stealing, keg-kicking, base-jumping-off-a-skyscraper collection. You'll find everything you ever wanted to learn (though probably never should) in this ultimate self-destruction manual.

Download or read book The Booger Book written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-03-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em.. Lick 'em ... Roll 'em ... or Flick 'em ... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why."--Amazon.com

Download or read book Forbidden Knowledge written by Michael Powell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-09 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could you use a little more danger in your life? A little more edge? A little more fun? With this book, you get it all. From crashing a wedding to starting a riot, stealing a car to making moonshine, there's nothing you can't learn how to do -- even if you shouldn't.

Download or read book Americapedia written by Jodi Lynn Anderson and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2011-07-19 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a blend of humor and a civic textbook to cover American politics, international relations, religion, and culture.

Download or read book Flick and the Magnificent Booger written by Msed Kelly Kirkpatrick and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun and simple rhyming book about boogers that will make kids laugh and keep them entertained while learning the importance of blowing your nose. Appropriate for all ages but geared for children 2-7 years old. Educators and parents will benefit from the humor inside.

Download or read book The Booger Book written by Irina R. Sucoverschi and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book for children who have not grown old enough to think boogers are embarrassing, and for adults who still have the mind of a child and think boogers are quite fun and nothing to be ashamed of. Because, as one of the rhymes says, it's all natural. Enjoy, laugh if you find it funny enough, post a review and share.

Download or read book Uncle John s Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-11-12 with total page 495 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved bathroom reader series returns with this twenty-sixth edition that’s flush with weird facts on a wide array of topics. The twenty-sixth annual edition of Uncle John’s wildly successful series is all-new and jam-packed with the BRI’s patented mix of fun and information. Open to any page and you may find an interesting origin (like the origin of the snow globe) or a piece of obscure history (like the true story of the man who tried to repeal the law of gravity). You’ll also find weird news, urban legends, brain teasers, classic riddles, bizarre headlines, and of course, the incredible factoids at the bottom of each page. Here are a few of the perpetually pleasing articles awaiting you: · The Lamest Excuses of All Time · How to Survive on . . . Roadkill · Astronauts Who Got Kicked Out of Space · The Woman Who Was Her Own Twin · Foiled by Technology: Dumb Crooks Edition · The History of the Teleprompter, the Police Car, and the Fly Swatter · “Jogging Makes You Dumber,” and Other Real Study Results · The Lost Fortune of Abraham Lincoln · Boxing Lingo · And much, much more 2014 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Silver Winner in Humor!

Download or read book Unusually Fun Reading Math written by Carson Dellosa Education and published by Carson-Dellosa Publishing. This book was released on 2023-07-27 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unusually Fun 3rd Grade Reading and Math Comprehension Workbook Unusual? Check. Fun? Check. Unusually Fun Reading & Math Workbooks have seriously fun topics that teach seriously important 3rd grade math and reading skills! Unusually Fun 3rd Grade workbooks are a great resource to teach 3rd grade students unusually fun facts while practicing math, reading comprehension, and critical thinking skills in a fun and engaging way. Why You’ll Love This 3rd Grade Reading and Math Book Engaging and educational games, puzzles, and learning activities. The reading & math workbook features reading comprehension passages and questions, writing practice, math problem solving, puzzles, mazes, logic problems, creative thinking activities, and so much more! Tracking progress along the way. Use the answer key in the back of the reading & math workbook to track student progress before moving on to new lessons and topics. Practically sized for every activity. The Reading and Math Jumbo Workbook Grade 3 256-page workbook is sized at about 7.75” x 10.6”—giving your child plenty of space to complete each exercise. About Carson Dellosa For more than 40 years, Carson Dellosa has provided solutions for parents and teachers to help their children get ahead and exceed learning goals. Carson Dellosa supports your child’s educational journey every step of the way. The 3rd Grade Math and Reading Workbook Contains: 3rd grade math, reading comprehension, and creative writing activities Puzzles, mazes, and other brainteasers and games Answer key

Download or read book Governing States and Localities written by Kevin B. Smith and published by CQ Press. This book was released on 2015-02-23 with total page 1344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The recession-era days of state reliance on the federal government are waning. States and localities are increasingly assertive in seeking independence from Washington’s policy priorities. Kevin Smith and Alan Greenblatt’s proven text employs a comparative approach to show how the geography, history, political culture, institutional structures, economic underpinnings, and demographics of states and localities both clash and converge in comprehensible, telling ways. Why does one state pass stricter gun control standards while another loosens them? What are the implications of state legalization of marijuana when the federal government still calls it illegal? Governing States and Localities provides students with the tools to begin answering these questions. The Fifth Edition features extensive updating on such major developments as the rollout of the Affordable Care Act, the education debate over the Common Core State Standards, and the implications for residents when localities succumb to bankruptcy.

Download or read book Pick It Flick It Ewww Don t Lick It written by Brittany Arnold and published by . This book was released on 2012-03-23 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is that little kiddo next to you touching their noses and digging for gold? This children's book is the perfect "PICK" for kiddos who are curious about boogers and why we even have them! Alexa is the main character who is in 3rd grade and has to complete a school report so she chooses the topic of boogers! Come join Alexa on this mission to end booger picking and help her classmates become less disgusting.

Download or read book Nobody Likes a Booger written by Angela Halgrimson and published by Beaver's Pond Press. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This super silly book shows kids how to make a booger happy by putting it where it belongs: in a tissue! Fun prose and hilarious illustrations will crack up kids of all ages while teaching important manners. And readers will think twice about where they put their boogers.

Download or read book Fart Quest The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

Download or read book Frazer Glazia written by Donna Young and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many people know Australia, but they don't know about Fraser Glazia, the land of dreams and magic. It is the last city of fairies. But Frazer Glazia is under threat by the slothal quolls, paper wasps, and freshwater crocodiles, allies of Queen Lightning who still roams deep in the valleys of Northern Queensland and plots for her return. The Opal Heart is the source of all power and magic needed to ensure the existence of the fairies. Join in the exciting, funny adventures of three little fairy children on their quest to move the Opal Heart to its new and safe home with the assistance of their elders and their goanna and doppelganger friends. Along the way, in their fun-filled travels, they learn about animals, legends, and areas native or well-known to Australia. They also learn many wonderful facts and even remember how to deal with bullies and how to look after each other in a crisis. There's never a dull moment between these two book covers. Come and enjoy the ride!

Download or read book Chop Chop written by Simon Wroe and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-04-17 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kirkus Review “Arch comedy . . . Dave Eggers channels Anthony Bourdain.” An outrageously funny and original debut set in the fast-paced and treacherous world of a restaurant kitchen Fresh out of university with big dreams, our narrator is determined to escape his past and lead the literary life in London. But soon he is two months behind on rent and forced to take a menial job in the kitchen of The Swan, a gastro-pub with haute cuisine aspirations. Mockingly called “Monocle” by his co-workers for a useless English lit degree, he is thrust into a brutal, chaotic world full of motley characters. There’s the lovably dim pastry chef Dibden; combative Ramilov, who spends a fair bit of time locked in the walk-in fridge for pissing people off; Racist Dave, about whom the less said the better; Camp Charles, the officious head waiter; and Harmony, the only woman in a workplace of raunchy, immature, angry, drug-fueled men. Worst of all is the head chef, Bob, who runs the kitchen with an iron fist and an alarming taste for cruelty. But Monocle’s past is never far away and soon an altogether darker tale unfolds. As the chefs’ dreams of overthrowing Bob become a reality, Monocle’s dead-beat father shows up at his door, asking for help. With The Swan struggling to stay afloat and Monocle’s father dredging up lingering questions from an unhappy childhood, Chop Chop accelerates toward its blackly hilarious, thrilling, and ruthless conclusion.

Download or read book Natalie Portman s Fables written by Natalie Portman and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Academy Award-winning actress, director, producer, and activist Natalie Portman retells three classic fables and imbues them with wit and wisdom in this New York Times bestselling book. From realizing that there is no “right” way to live to respecting our planet and learning what really makes someone a winner, the messages at the heart of Natalie Portman’s Fables are modern takes on timeless life lessons. Told with a playful, kid-friendly voice and perfectly paired with Janna Mattia’s charming artwork, Portman’s insightful retellings of The Tortoise and the Hare, The Three Little Pigs, and Country Mouse and City Mouse are ideal for reading aloud and are sure to become beloved additions to family libraries. An instant New York Times bestseller!

Download or read book Small Spaces written by Katherine Arden and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-04-02 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling adult author of The Bear and the Nightingale makes her middle grade debut with a creepy, spellbinding ghost story destined to become a classic. Now in paperback. After suffering a tragic loss, eleven-year-old Ollie who only finds solace in books discovers a chilling ghost story about a girl named Beth, the two brothers who loved her, and a peculiar deal made with "the smiling man"—a sinister specter who grants your most tightly held wish, but only for the ultimate price. Captivated by the tale, Ollie begins to wonder if the smiling man might be real when she stumbles upon the graves of the very people she's been reading about on a school trip to a nearby farm. Then, later, when her school bus breaks down on the ride home, the strange bus driver tells Ollie and her classmates: "Best get moving. At nightfall they'll come for the rest of you." Nightfall is, indeed, fast descending when Ollie's previously broken digital wristwatch begins a startling countdown and delivers a terrifying message: RUN. Only Ollie and two of her classmates heed these warnings. As the trio head out into the woods—bordered by a field of scarecrows that seem to be watching them—the bus driver has just one final piece of advice for Ollie and her friends: "Avoid large places. Keep to small." And with that, a deliciously creepy and hair-raising adventure begins.