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Book Find the Farter

    Book Details:
  • Author : Phyllis F. Hart
  • Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
  • Release : 2019-10-01
  • ISBN : 1728216176
  • Pages : 40 pages

Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

Book Find the Farter Sound Button Book

    Book Details:
  • Author : Shane Ogilvie
  • Publisher : New Holland Publishers
  • Release : 2020-12-04
  • ISBN : 9781760792015
  • Pages : 24 pages

Download or read book Find the Farter Sound Button Book written by Shane Ogilvie and published by New Holland Publishers. This book was released on 2020-12-04 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uh oh! Who made that noise and what is that awful, awful smell? Ooppps--it's a pant's burb... a stinky fart... All over town people are letting off stinkers and there is a culprit on each page, do you think you can find the farter? Try to guess who made the fart and then you can press the button to hear the fart! This fun board book with a sound panel full of various fart sounds is perfect fun for sharing with small children. Little fingers will not be able to resist pressing the buttons to make the noises of the farters in different situations; in a lift, at the movies, in the pool, at the zoo, in the supermarket, in the playground, on the train, at the doctor, at the gym, and at the dinner table.

Book No One Likes a Fart

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Book On Farting

    Book Details:
  • Author : V. Allen
  • Publisher : Springer
  • Release : 2010-05-24
  • ISBN : 0230109063
  • Pages : 239 pages

Download or read book On Farting written by V. Allen and published by Springer. This book was released on 2010-05-24 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.

Book The Big Book of Farts

    Book Details:
  • Author : James Carlisle
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2016-11-21
  • ISBN : 9781684182015
  • Pages : 102 pages

Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

Book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers  Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Book The Art of Farting

    Book Details:
  • Author : Parviz Shirmohammadi
  • Publisher : Parviz Shirmohammadi
  • Release : 2021-11-20
  • ISBN : 1736742728
  • Pages : 84 pages

Download or read book The Art of Farting written by Parviz Shirmohammadi and published by Parviz Shirmohammadi. This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.

Book Dad And Me Setting Farts Free

    Book Details:
  • Author : Jane Bexley
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release : 2021-04-28
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 40 pages

Download or read book Dad And Me Setting Farts Free written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Book Where s the Unicorn

Download or read book Where s the Unicorn written by Paul Moran and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2017-11-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow a colourful blessing of globetrotting unicorns as they gallop around the world on an incredible whistle-stop tour. From a star-studded film premiere and a flamboyant festival, to a wild safari adventure and a beautiful tropical beach, there are 17 intricately illustrated scenes to search, and seven sensational unicorns to spot in every location.

Book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts  Fart Monster and Fri

Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster and Fri written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Book Diary of Harry Farter

    Book Details:
  • Author : Wimpy Fart
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2017-07-31
  • ISBN : 9780692930021
  • Pages : 88 pages

Download or read book Diary of Harry Farter written by Wimpy Fart and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you heard of Harry Potter's secret cousin, Harry Farter? Diary of Harry Farter is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Harry Potter! Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Diary adventures! How did Harry get his nickname? He was supposed to become a wizard on his birthday, but something went wrong! In the first book of this funny adventure series, we get to read the diary of a young Harry as he struggles to become a wizard. Take a peek at what is really going on in Harry's life and watch as he takes on challenges and tries to overcome bullying at school. Are wizards really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this funny adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did :-)

Book My Dad Loves to Toot

    Book Details:
  • Author : Tootin' Tom
  • Publisher :
  • Release : 2021-05-17
  • ISBN :
  • Pages : 38 pages

Download or read book My Dad Loves to Toot written by Tootin' Tom and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New 2021 Father's Day Gift Idea For Dad AND the Kids! Is your Dad the family's number 1 farter? Looking for something that Dad can read with his kids? Want a children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end? Introducing My Dad Loves to Toot by Tootin' Tom! Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage? Why Choose My Dad Loves to Toot? Bonding Experience Reading together is one of the best ways for dads and their kids to build stronger bonds and share special moments Professional Illustrations Fully colored custom illustrations that immerse you in the story by bringing every character and scene to life. Great Gift Idea: When it comes to an easy and quick, yet creative gift idea for Dad or the kids, there is no matching a story book that they can experience together. Need More Reasons? ✅ Premium gloss cover with fully colored interior pages. ✅ Ideal for all ages that like silly farting humor - nothing overly gross. ✅ Age-appropriate illustrations - to be enjoyed by both adults and young children. ✅ Hilarious farting situations that are sure to have the kids (and adults!) giggling with laughter. So What Are You Waiting For? Click "Add To Cart" NOW & Get This New Release In Time For Father's Day!

Book The Fart Tootorial

    Book Details:
  • Author : Dan DiSorbo
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Release : 2013-03-19
  • ISBN : 1452105022
  • Pages : 123 pages

Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Dan DiSorbo and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.

Book A Complicated Kindness

    Book Details:
  • Author : Miriam Toews
  • Publisher : Catapult
  • Release : 2019-01-15
  • ISBN : 1582438897
  • Pages : 264 pages

Download or read book A Complicated Kindness written by Miriam Toews and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the Governor General’s Literary Award In this stunning coming-of-age novel, the award-winning author of Women Talking balances grief and hope in the voice of a witty, beleaguered teenager whose family is shattered by fundamentalist Christianity "Half of our family, the better–looking half, is missing," Nomi Nickel tells us at the beginning of A Complicated Kindness. Left alone with her sad, peculiar father, her days are spent piecing together why her mother and sister have disappeared and contemplating her inevitable career at Happy Family Farms, a chicken slaughterhouse on the outskirts of East Village. Not the East Village in New York City where Nomi would prefer to live, but an oppressive town founded by Mennonites on the cold, flat plains of Manitoba, Canada. This darkly funny novel is the world according to the unforgettable Nomi, a bewildered and wry sixteen–year–old trapped in a town governed by fundamentalist religion and in the shattered remains of a family it destroyed. In Nomi's droll, refreshing voice, we're told the story of an eccentric, loving family that falls apart as each member lands on a collision course with the only community any of them have ever known. A work of fierce humor and tragedy by a writer who has taken the American market by storm, this searing, tender, comic testament to family love will break your heart. “Brilliant.” —New York Times Book Review “A darkly funny and provocative novel.” —O, the Oprah Magazine

Book Old Farts  A Spotter s Guide

Download or read book Old Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.

Book Seven Kinds of People You Find in Bookshops

Download or read book Seven Kinds of People You Find in Bookshops written by Shaun Bythell and published by Profile Books. This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **From the Sunday Times Bestselling Author** In twenty years behind the till in The Bookshop, Wigtown, Shaun Bythell has met pretty much every kind of customer there is - from the charming, erudite and deep-pocketed to the eccentric, flatulent and possibly larcenous. In Seven Kinds of People You Find in Bookshops he distils the essence of his experience into a warm, witty and quirky taxonomy of the book-loving public. So, step inside to meet the crafty Antiquarian, the shy and retiring Erotica Browser and gormless yet strangely likeable shop assistant Student Hugo - along with much loved bookseller favourites like the passionate Sci-Fi Fan, the voracious Railway Collector and the ever-elusive Perfect Customer.

Book Fartology

    Book Details:
  • Author : Stefan Gates
  • Publisher : Hardie Grant Publishing
  • Release : 2018-11-01
  • ISBN : 1787132986
  • Pages : 160 pages

Download or read book Fartology written by Stefan Gates and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stefan Gates asks and answers all the questions about farts, so that you don't have to. What is a fart? Do all creatures fart? Why do farts smell? Why do we find them so embarrassing... and so darned funny?! Broadcaster and obsessive fartologist Stefan Gates tackles these pressing issues in Fartology, the first ever book to take a comprehensive, scientific look at the body’s extraordinary methane-making abilities. Stefan looks at the journey from food to fart; the weird science behind intestinal gas; the sounds, smells and all things in between. With farty recipes, musings on the greatest farters in history, farts in literature, and fart euphemisms Fartology offers mind-blowing, trouser-exploding fun for all the family.