Download or read book Father Christmas Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.

Download or read book Santa Claus Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Farting Santa written by Charlene Mackesy and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers

Download or read book Father Christmas Heard a Parp written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2017-10-05 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Parp, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel.

Download or read book Santa Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-11-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: " It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.

Download or read book Dear Fart Christmas written by Denise Murphy and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unbeknown to poor Father Christmas, he has a bit of a wiffy problem 💨 find out what plan Mrs Christmas and the elf's have devised to help "Dear Fart Christmas" " overcome this pongy issue .....

Download or read book The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney written by Ben Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.

Download or read book Funny Holiday Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids Kid Christmas Calender With Farts written by T. J. Gusman and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...

Download or read book Just Another Flaming Christmas written by Darren Hobson and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2017-12-06 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a time in the year where the real reason of the festivities has been forgotten and a senseless celebration and a never-ending chain of commercial events takes place. Here in this collection of seasonal poems the poet takes you on a trip through the bad and good that is Christmas , a ride that takes in the beauty and the cruelty that has blighted all the magic that once was paramount to this time of year. This is the poets second trip through Christmas his humour and English wit is still strong as ever as we read through the verses that will either bring tears of joy or tears of sadness, we should all take note of how far Christmas has travelled from what it once was.

Download or read book SANTA TRUMPS A Rhyming Flatulent Story Book about Farting Father Christmas written by Jessica Dawn Birks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This rhyming book is full of flatulent fun for the whole family! Follow Santa on Christmas Eve as he delivers gifts with a stinky suprise! From chimney farts to rooftop parps - there's so many gassy moments!

Download or read book A Sergeant Smelly Christmas written by James Sharkey and published by James Sharkey. This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The evil Onionman has kidnapped Father Christmas and plans to blame Sergeant Smelly for ruining Christmas. Can Sergeant Smelly and his farting superpowers save the day? Can the fire-farting reindeer help save Christmas? Will farting ever stop being funny? Find out the answers to these questions and many more in the continuing rip-roaring hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.

Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.

Download or read book SantaToot written by John Mashni and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's the best way to guarantee Santa visits your house? Fill the entire living room with cookies, candy, cupcakes, and sweets until the pile reaches the ceiling! Add in mom's irresistible bean dip and Santa's night is perfect - well, almost perfect. Santa comes down the chimney but hilariously gets stuck going back up. Eventually, though, Santa's toots clear the path. But will Santa still have time to visit every house? Find out how one girl - and some flatulence - save Christmas!From the creator of the hilarious, CinderToot: A Cinderella Tooting Tale, this fun story brings new joy - and smells - to the Santa story.

Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Download or read book Fart O Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Black & White Illustrations VERSION Here's what readers are saying about this hilarious Fart Book series: "I got this for my niece, who splits her likes between boy & girl genres. She loved it! I adore hearing her giggles when I read to her. This is a good kid's book for the 5-10 year old age group. Good illustrations, very cute. Your kids will enjoy it!" It's been a crazy holiday for Timmie Guzzmann because recently so many stable factors of his life have been changing for him. He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation technologies, aliens, or some other extraterrestrial and/or not human powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. They won the skateboard competition around the globe because of El Ninjo's Ninja Fart Powers. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokyo where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about right now is the urge to countdown to Christmas day the coolest way he can think of and with his new fart powers. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts for now and this is enough reason to get creative. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality for him. Timmie is now the farting star and this fact is all he is really interested in. What better time than Christmas is there to finally be able to share his farty fantasies and disastrous Christmas fart moments! Timing is perfect and Timmie is letting all his creative fart fantasies out of the sack. In this holiday edition, he is turning his creativity into a cheerful holiday fart spirit sparkle that is loaded and packed with funny, disgusting, deadly, disastrous, lethal, epic, pungent, devilish, and hellish Christmas fart moments and recipes. Don't worry he has even stuffed some real sweeeeeeet and sugar coated Christmas fart surprises in Santa's sack as well! The funniest thing about these Christmas Countdown fart surprises is this. As Christmas day approaches, Timmie is intensifying and tuning up the quality of his fart results (in terms of smelliness and sound!) Even a newcomer to farts will get it and know that Christmas actually hit! Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! You'll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints * Christmas Countdown Fart 24: The Pringle Timebomb and 20 more... This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. You and your kids will laugh your Christmas stockings off! Buy today because you'll never know when the prize will go up! Click the big button at the top of the page to start counting down to Christmas the Timmie's way...

Download or read book Funny as a Farting Corpse written by Aaron Chynn and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another hilarious book about the life of Aaron Chynn, and his success and more importantly his failures in life!

Download or read book Santa s Tooting Tooshie written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-02 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa uses his tooting tooshie to deliver presents Christmas Eve. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100. Farting Adventures books to date: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Penguin and the Farting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.