Download or read book Farming Joke Book The A Collection of Agricultural Jokes Amusing Stories and Anecdotes written by John Terry and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-01 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]
Download or read book Jokes for Farmers written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for farmer jokes and funny farming jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You are going to have lots of fun with this hilarious farmers joke book. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to be a farmer and work the hours that you do and you will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of these farming jokes and puns. This book is brand new for 2019, and you will find many farming jokes and puns you have not "herd" before. This bumper collection of the very best farmers jokes and puns would make a great gift for any young farmer or old framer you know who enjoys a laugh.. The book will have you laughing all the way home.
Download or read book Farming Is a Funny Business written by and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Laughs Giggles written by G Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-30 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This little illustrated book of Funny Farm Jokes has been carefully created with young children in mind. Laugh out loud about silly cows, goats, pigs, chickens and ducks. These jokes are clean, kind, without bias, and hilariously funny! Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! For the Q&A riddle jokes, the questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. Q: Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? A: At the quack of dawn! Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaad moooood. Look inside to see more jokes! About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Download or read book Farm Tales written by Uncle Amon and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy Readers ~ Happy Kids! Are you looking for a children's book that is highly entertaining, great for beginning readers, and is jam-packed with stories, jokes, and more? Follow the adventures of Farm Tales! This is an excellent read for early and beginning readers. Each story contains an important moral and lesson with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers! These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be read aloud with friends and family! 5 cute short stories Excellent for early and beginning readers Great for reading aloud with friends and family Cute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime story Funny and hilarious jokes & illustrations for kids This books is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and read aloud at home. Story List & Activities: Ricky the Farm Boy Delores the Cow Buddy the Wonder Goat Lucky the Rooster Eleanor's Egg Farm Jokes Games and Puzzles Each story contains an important lesson for strong character development in children. Scroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Farmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Farmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Farmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Farmers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Farmer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Farmer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Farmer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Farmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm written by Sharon Wistisen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm, written by Sharon Wistisen and illustrated by Kathy Hamann, is a collection of vignettes about farm family living in Southeastern Idaho. In total, the essays tell the story, sometimes warm and thoughtful, often humorous, of a third-generation farmer-rancher who marries a California city girl. It is filled with dialogue depicting the trials and joys of working side by side with their five children often being raised by them. It is homespun humor, insider's wisdom, and reflections of yesteryear.
Download or read book 3650 Jokes Puns and Riddles written by Charles Foxgrover and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2009-08-26 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.
Download or read book Welcome to the Funny Farm written by Karen Scalf Linamen and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2001-07-01 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no end to the sources of frustration, challenge, disaster--and humor!--in a woman's life, and there is no one more skilled at finding the merriment and wisdom in these everyday foibles and events than award-winning author and popular speaker Karen Linamen. In her newest humor-packed release, Linamen (author of Just Hand Over the Chocolate and No One Will Get Hurt) guides readers on a side-splitting, hopeful, and entertaining tour of a woman's life, and in true, tongue-in-cheek Linamen style, no topic is off limits! Welcome to the Funny Farm covers everything from baby showers to cell phones, chin hair to Hamburger Helper, defrosted turkeys to Barry Manilow, and dumb blonde jokes to well-woman exams. Linamen's collection of hilarious observations, originally posted online at www.women-of-faith.com as The Funny Farm columns, will inspire and entertain (though not necessarily in that order) and ultimately shed light on principles of spiritual wellness and Christian living that will enrich the life of every reader.
Download or read book Speaking My Mind written by Ronald Reagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
Download or read book Best Joke Book Ever written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Watch out--more than 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons are about to attack your funny bone--and you won't be able to stop giggling! Who could resist these?Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again.Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. First friend: They say you become what you eat.Second friend: Let's order something rich. Doctor, I feel funny today--what should I do?Become a comedian. These jokes are sure to be tops with class clowns everywhere.
Download or read book The Funny Food Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A: A buck an ear! Feast your eyes on this incredible collection of 140 food jokes, accompanied by cute cartoon illustrations. Stuffed full of puns, knock-knock jokes and tasty one-liners, The Funny Food Joke Book will leave young readers in peels of laughter. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Download or read book Ant Farm written by Simon Rich and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-11-11 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Ant Farm, former Harvard Lampoon president Simon Rich finds humor in some very surprising places. Armed with a sharp eye for the absurd and an overwhelming sense of doom, Rich explores the ridiculousness of our everyday lives. The world, he concludes, is a hopelessly terrifying place–with endless comic potential. –If your girlfriend gives you some “love coupons” and then breaks up with you, are the coupons still valid? –What kind of performance pressure does an endangered male panda feel when his captors bring the last remaining female panda to his cage? –If murderers can get into heaven by accepting Jesus, just how awkward is it when they run into their victims? Join Simon Rich as he explores the extraordinary and hilarious desperation that resides in ordinary life, from cradle to grave. "Hilarious." –Jon Stewart
Download or read book A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm written by Sharon Wistisen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm, written by Sharon Wistisen and illustrated by Kathy Hamann, is a collection of vignettes about farm family living in Southeastern Idaho. In total, the essays tell the story, sometimes warm and thoughtful, often humorous, of a third-generation farmer-rancher who marries a California city girl. It is filled with dialogue depicting the trials and joys of working side by side with their five children often being raised by them. It is homespun humor, insider's wisdom, and reflections of yesteryear.
Download or read book Gardeners Joke Book written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-15 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for gardener jokes and funny gardening jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Some of these gardeners jokes, puns and gags are old, but some of them are new, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we think this a great collection of funny gardening jokes. We hope you enjoy this bumper crop of the very best gardener jokes and stories.
