Download or read book Nuff written by Darrell Line and published by New Generation Publishing. This book was released on 2015-02-07 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nuff is having a really bad day! Not only is she overweight, with skin problems and a tendency to 'bottom burp' in stressful situations, but she has lost the ability to fly, and that is not a good thing if you are a fairy. To make matters worse, the Solstice parade is in jeopardy. To redeem herself and find favour with the council she embarks on a quest to find a certain unicorn that has gone AWOL.En route, she encounters many strange and wonderful characters, some with disabilities, and some with language and cultural differences. She learns the truth about fairy dust and more importantly, learns who her true friends are and what she is really capable of.Including a touch of cannibalism and attempted murder thrown in, this is a fairy story not for the faint hearted.WARNING: Includes Scary bits!
Download or read book The F King Book written by Allan Wood and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.
Download or read book Xanth by Two written by Piers Anthony and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2010-02-16 with total page 533 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Demons Don't Dream," Dug and Kim battle across the terrain as they test their mettle; and in "Harpy Thyme," Gloha agrees to serve the Good Magician for one year if the magician will create her a male harpy to love.
Download or read book Faeries Oracle written by Brian Froud and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000-10-31 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This divination kit comprises of a deck of 66 divination cards and a book that introduces the most powerful and important members of the faery kingdom.
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2011-09-22 with total page 587 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
Download or read book Demons Don t Dream written by Piers Anthony and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Series fans will find themselves right at home” as a computer game draws two players into the illusion-, pun-, and dragon-filled land of Xanth (Kirkus Reviews). Sixteen-year-old Dug has yet to be impressed by a computer game, but that’s before he gets hooked by Companions of Xanth—and the beguilingly beautiful princess-serpent he’s chosen to guide him. Nada Naga has her work cut out for her keeping Dug’s eyes on the magical prize . . . and off of her human form. Kim is no stranger to Xanth, which is why she chooses her favorite companion, Jenny Elf, to accompany her through its marvels—and dangers. Though Kim’s hyper-enthusiasm is infectious, she doesn’t really believe that Xanth is real, and it’s up to Jenny to prove it. What the two players don’t know is that there’s more at stake than winning; the very existence of Xanth hangs in the balance. Demons may run the game, but there are voids to avoid, loan sharks to outswim, and Com Pewter—the most evil machine of all—to outwit. Not to mention that a companion may be just as willing to sabotage Dug and Kim as help them succeed . . . “The legions of Xanth readers can rest assured that [Demons Don’t Dream] contains plenty of the punningly named animals, vegetables, people and things (such as the Ice Queen Clone and the Censor-Ship) that have become the series’ raison d’etre.” —Publishers Weekly
Download or read book Canal Bank Tales written by Chrissie M. Thompson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This gentle little bedtime story book tells about the day-to-day lives of the little animals and insects who live in the canal banks. Read about what happens when the school boat hits a bridge and who will fix it before school ends for the day. Discover whether Daisys new friend is going to like his new home. Then read about Archie Ant and how he solves the mystery of the missing sacks at the mattress factory.
Download or read book Ieuan Rhys written by Ieuan Rhys and published by Y Lolfa. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I ddathlu 30 mlynedd o fod yn actor proffesiynol, dyma hunangofiant Ieuan Rhys, yr actor a'r diddanwr adnabyddus a fu'n chwarae rhan Sgt Glyn James, y bobi pentre, ar opera sebon boblogaidd Pobol y Cwm am dair blynedd ar ddeg.
Download or read book A Big Boy Did It And Ran Away written by Christopher Brookmyre and published by Abacus. This book was released on 2011-06-16 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in the Angelique De Xavier series, from multi-award-winning author Chris Brookmyre. We all make life choices. Some cause more mayhem than others. Back when they were students, just like everybody else, Ray Ash and Simon Darcourt had dreams about what they'd do when they grew up. In both their cases, it was to be rock stars. Fifteen years later, their mid-thirties are bearing down fast, and just like everybody else, they're having to accept the less glamorous hands reality has dealt them. Nervous new father Ray takes refuge from his responsibilities by living a virtual existence in online games. People say he needs to grow up, but everybody has to find their own way of coping. For some it's affairs, for others it's the bottle, and for Simon it's serial murder, mass slaughter and professional assassination. PRAISE FOR CHRIS BROOKMYRE 'In the pantheon of great crime writers' Elly Griffiths 'Keeps you guessing until the very end' The Times 'Offers a brilliantly scathing portrayal of humanity' Time Out
Download or read book PJ and the Paranormal Pursuers written by Jacqui Dempster and published by Book Guild Publishing. This book was released on 2021-07-28 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After his mom dies, PJ reluctantly leaves his New York home and everyone he loves, to live with his Aunt Katie in Edinburgh. A series of strange events begin when his aunt’s elderly neighbour and her cat Azrael convince him that his mom, weirdly, is still very much with him.
Download or read book Tall Tales Stories and Other Lies written by fido p nightfall and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-07-11 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: the sequel to the sequel to "Brian the crap vampire" Yet again the world needs saving and we know just the guys to get it right
Download or read book Not a Complete Shambles written by Nikki Rollinson and published by Memoirs Publishing. This book was released on 2013-03-17 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nikki Rollinson's life has often seemed to her, and possibly to others, to be a 'complete shambles', following a series of traumatic events which included years of domination and abuse by an evil cult leader and illness and loss, leading to a major breakdown. But through it all she has clung to the certainty that God has a purpose for her in life and that He is there constantly for her and for all of us. She believes He is continually communicating with us, but that many fail to recognise His voice. Not a Complete Shambles is a frank and honest account of Nikki's spiritual experiences and of her own very powerful relationship with God, highlighting God's humanity and announcing a wonderful celebration to come.
Download or read book Blinkered Times written by Julian Wright and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I'm owed a drink.' 'That really is all you've got, isn't it?' 'There's bugger all else to do.' Archie doesn't realise it yet, but his world is about to spin before his eyes faster than it ever has before. When he joins the newly-arrived Jim for a rambunctious adventure, he's about to find out that meeting a deer called Dave is only the start of his problems. Jim, for his part, marches firmly across this strange new world with his new companions. He cares not, for he knows he has a purpose. If only he knew what it was. In this rip-roaring tale, J. S. Wright is at his finest, conjuring a madcap world filled with equally mad characters. A narrative where laughter can turn to tears and joy to fear in an instant; this novel is a triumph of storytelling that turns fantasy on its head.
Download or read book The Inportance of Being Maddison written by Helen E Highton and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An accurate, hilarious and deftly drawn portrait of “normal” family life seen through the eyes of a seven year old narrator, who means well but in whose steps disaster inevitably follows… Meet the McLarens: There’s Maddie, our narrator, the 7 year old ‘pocket rocket’ with no ‘off’ switch. Liz, her permanently exhausted mum, who seems to spend her life in a state of permanent mortification or profound apology for her daughter. Dad, Joe, with his ‘Northern banter’ and inability to suffer fools lightly; big sister, Rachel, who at 21 sees her little sister as both a source of shocked amusement and an audacious personality to be secretly envied. And lastly big brother, Robbie, who at a hormonal nineteen years of age has a love-hate relationship with his frustrating little sister who frequently proves herself to be the bane of his life! With an absorbing narrative and spiked with adult humour throughout, we follow Maddie’s quest to get an Xbox for Christmas, as promised, but on one condition - she must stay out of trouble for one whole year. Unfortunately Maddison being Maddison has difficulty staying out of trouble for one whole day! As frustrating as she is endearing, Maddison will leave you either cheering her on in the aisles - or simply wanting to throttle her! Both parents and readers who delight in observational comedies will enjoy this cleverly written and heart-warming story about a very ordinary family who find themselves dealing with a gamut of crazy, embarrassing and frustrating situations thanks to their seven-year-old.
Download or read book Lloyd s Register Sail Numbers of Racing Yachts 1968 written by Lloyd's Register Foundation and published by Lloyd's Register . This book was released on 1968-01-01 with total page 516 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lloyd’s Register of Yachts was first issued in 1878, and was issued annually until 1980, except during the years 1916-18 and 1940-46. Two supplements containing additions and corrections were also issued annually. The Register contains the names, details and characters of Yachts classed by the Society, together with the particulars of other Yachts which are considered to be of interest, illustrates plates of the Flags of Yacht and Sailing Clubs, together with a List of Club Officers, an illustrated List of the Distinguishing Flags of Yachtsmen, a List of the Names and Addresses of Yacht Owners, and much other information. For more information on the Lloyd’s Register of Yachts, please click here: https://hec.lrfoundation.org.uk/archive-library/lloyds-register-of-yachts-online
Download or read book American Duroc Jersey Record written by American Duroc-Jersey Association and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 1062 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Happy Life written by Peter Douglas Gripton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peter Gripton relates his life story from early days in wartime Liverpool through his school days and an exciting career with the British Army to retiring in rural Hampshire.
