Download or read book Fabulous Fishing Funnies written by Jonny Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of more than 150 comics from popular cartoonist Jonny Hawkins. Any fisherman who has ever been annoyed by the braggart fisherman loudly celebrating every single catch or who has ever wondered what goes through the minds of fish as they watch the hook descend upon them will be in good company here. Fabulous Fishing Funnies finds something funny in every possible fishing scenario, some realistic, others more imaginative. Reluctant relatives feasting on stuffed fish for Thanksgiving, a knight fishing with night crawlers, and a grizzly juggling fish are all featured. In this second volume of comics for anglers, Jonny Hawkins’s humor turns on hilarious wordplay and comical contradictions, celebrating the absurd in mundane situations. The next time you’ve been waiting forever to feel a bite, remember these cartoons and you may just find your mood lifting instead. With more than 150 original, beautifully illustrated, and playfully captioned cartoons, this collection of fishing antics is sure to become a classic from syndicated cartoonist Jonny Hawkins. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever laughed at himself or a friend while fishing, Fabulous Fishing Funnies is page after page of laughs. Skyhorse Publishing is proud to publish a broad range of books for fishermen. Our books for anglers include titles that focus on fly fishing, bait fishing, fly-casting, spin casting, deep sea fishing, and surf fishing. Our books offer both practical advice on tackle, techniques, knots, and more, as well as lyrical prose on fishing for bass, trout, salmon, crappie, baitfish, catfish, and more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Download or read book Fantastic Fishing Funnies written by Jonny Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Any angler who has ever been annoyed by an overexcited beginner celebrating every lucky catch or who has ever wished the camera actually did add ten pounds to that freshly caught fish will be in good company here. Fantastic Fishing Funnies finds the absurd in every kind of fanciful fishing scenario. Flyfishers faced with gigantic flies at a “big fly sale,” bass fishermen who catch more tires than bass, weekenders crowding into a secret fishing spot discovered on “Fishbook,” and fanatical ice fishermen doomed to drill holes with chain saws and hair dryers are all represented. Jonny Hawkins’s humor turns on hilarious wordplay and comical contradictions, celebrating the absurd in mundane situations. The next time your line gets so tangled you think a bird could nest in it or you drop your tackle box over the side of the boat, remember these cartoons and you may just find yourself chuckling instead. With more than three hundred original, beautifully illustrated, and playfully captioned cartoons, this collection of angling antics is sure to become a classic from syndicated cartoonist Jonny Hawkins. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever laughed at himself or a friend while fishing, Fantastic Fishing Funnies is page after page of laughs. Skyhorse Publishing is proud to publish a broad range of books for fishermen. Our books for anglers include titles that focus on fly fishing, bait fishing, fly-casting, spin casting, deep sea fishing, and surf fishing. Our books offer both practical advice on tackle, techniques, knots, and more, as well as lyrical prose on fishing for bass, trout, salmon, crappie, baitfish, catfish, and more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Download or read book A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies written by and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2003 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phillips does it again in this hilarious and amazing collection of fish tales, fish jokes, and fish facts, accompanied by 98 tongue-in-cheek fishing illustrations by "Hi and Jinx" creator, Jonny Hawkins.
Download or read book Fishing for Laughs A Great Catch of Funny Fishing Tales written by Various and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a widely accepted fact that fishermen love to spin a yarn. Indeed, fishing and its lifestyle have spawned some of the greatest works of fiction in all of the Western literary canon. Here are collected thirteen humorous short stories, from the pen of authors such as Ernest Hemingway, Lord Edward Dunsany and Jerome K. Jerome.
Download or read book Funny Fishing Cartoon And Fish Related Humor written by Milda Yeilding and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don't worry! We've cast about for the funniest fishing jokes, stories, and cartoons out there, and we've found some whoppers. You'll be a regular clownfish after this! Just don't read these while you're on the boat - you'll scare the fish away with your laughter! A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes, and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Download or read book Hilarious Hunting Fishing Cartoons written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Any angler who has ever been out-fished by a beginner with a twig and some twine or questioned whether bass are smarter than he is will be in good company here. Hilarious Fishing Cartoons pokes fun at every kind of angling absurdity. Tiers struggling to tie microscopic flies, bass fishermen who catch more boots than bass, weekenders loaded down with every gizmo and piece of tackle in the shop, and fanatical, freezing ice fishermen doomed to drill and not grill are all represented. Troy's pen is deft and clever, and his one-liners are truly side-splitting. The next time your line gets so tangled you're ready to curse or quit fishing forever, remember these cartoons and you may just find yourself chuckling instead. No one understands the challenges and frustrations of the outdoorsman's life like John Troy, and no one makes the maddening business of hunting so riotously funny. Anyone still kicking himself over a missed shot, anyone wishing that his hunting dog had paid more attention in obedience school, or anyone who has ever been confounded by the antics of a pesky squirrel will enjoy this hugely delightful collection. In typical John Troy style, we are treated to one-panel lampoons of shooters who can't hit stuffed animals, bears that beat up hunters, and ducks that make their own decoys. They're funny because they're true. Hilarious Hunting Cartoons will delight both novice and experienced hunters and will make an excellent gift for yourself or a passionate hunter you know.
Download or read book The Funny Side of Hunting and Fishing written by Daniel Roberts and published by . This book was released on 2003-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fish. And ducks. And deer. OH MY! With this book, it's hunting and fishing season all year long. This collection of over 100 cartoons spoofs the favorite past times of the great outdoors man. A guaranteed chuckle for hunters, fishermen, and the average reader looking for a laugh.
Download or read book The Fishing Lesson written by Heinrich Böll and published by Eerdmans Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A tourist spots a fisherman napping in his boat and tells him what he could achieve if he spent more time fishing, but it's the tourist who ultimately learns something"--
Download or read book For a Great Fisherman Who Has Everything written by Bruce Miller and published by For People Who Have Everything Series. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new one-of-a-kind funny fishing book with little-known fish tales, insane fishing techniques, unusual fish facts, and much more by bestselling authors Bruce Miller and Team Golfwell! Makes a great gift and any fisherman will love it!
Download or read book The Ultimate Fish Jokes Collection written by Bart Buley and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don't worry! We've cast about for the funniest fishing jokes, stories, and cartoons out there, and we've found some whoppers. You'll be a regular clownfish after this! Just don't read these while you're on the boat - you'll scare the fish away with your laughter! A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes, and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Download or read book Stanley Goes Fishing written by Craig Frazier and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-03-16 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stanley, a fellow who looks at life differently, goes on a fishing trip and discovers that the fish are not where they should be.
Download or read book Master Baiter written by Master Baiter and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-02 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderful Master Baiter Gift Under 10.00! Filled with 75+ double sided sheets (150+ writing pages!) of lined paper, for recording thoughts, gratitude, notes, ideas, prayers, or sketches. This motivational and inspirational notebook with a funny quote makes a memorable (and useful) gift! Imagine the look on their face when your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Aunt or Uncle open the box and find their new favorite notebook! Fits perfectly in purse to use for thoughts, notes, plans, wedding ideas, to do lists, and to express your creative ideas! Perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion, ready for journaling and doodling. If you need ideas for a birthday present, this is it! Under $10 dollars makes it a great bargain. Unique Gif From Grandchildren, Grandson or Grandaughter, Papa Novelty For Grandfather Who Loves Fishing or Outdoorsman in the Marina or Fishing hole! Reel Cool Present for Father's Day, Vacations, Birthday, Thanksgiving or Christmas! Great Hook for Hunters, Anglers Who love the Outdoors and Drink While Relaxing on the Lake or Beach by the Water, on a Boat or Big Ship! - 5 x 8" inches Softcover Journal Book - 150 Inside Pages (75 Sheets) - Lined on Both Sides - Lined paper is acid-free; it's perfect for writing with a pen, pencil, or any writing utensil of your choice - An awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Write & Be Happy!
Download or read book Fishing Is The Way Of Life written by Lets Go Fishing Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Novelty Fishing Notebook Daily Diary / Journal / Notebook to write in, for creative writing, for creating lists, for Scheduling, Organizing, Recording your thoughts, Writing notes, to do lists or just to stay organized. Makes a wonderful gift idea for birthdays, Christmas or any special occasion. Details: Perfectly sized at 6' x 9' 120 page Premium Quality Cover High-quality white paper Flexible Paperback The pages are ready to be filled!
Download or read book Hands on Literacy written by Liz Webster and published by Folens Limited. This book was released on 2006-02-12 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Creative displays and activities for practical and fun literacy. This great title from the best-selling World of Display series builds on the success of Literacy on Display by the same authors. This book offers more creative display ideas using popular primary texts as a starting point for work in literacy. Contains 33 exciting themes, linked to popular texts for KS1. The texts have been chosen to work across a number of lessons and reflect a specific literary focus, including: phonics, vowels and consonants, rhyme and rhythm, and sentences and grammar. Each theme includes a focus of learning, a whole-class starter, art and display ideas, practical activities linked to literacy, and cross-curricular links.
Download or read book Dick Fish written by Cock-A-Doodle-Do Editions and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-28 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like penises and water fantasies this is the perfect adult coloring book for you. Hundreds of Dick Fishes await you on the pages of this humorous book.
Download or read book Fishing Jokes Stories Quotes And Cartoon To Reel You In written by Jamee Labita and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don't worry! We've cast about for the funniest fishing jokes, stories, and cartoons out there, and we've found some whoppers. You'll be a regular clownfish after this! Just don't read these while you're on the boat - you'll scare the fish away with your laughter! A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes, and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Download or read book Lords of the Fly written by Monte Burke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of Saban, 4th and Goal, and Sowbelly comes the thrilling, untold story of the quest for the world record tarpon on a fly rod—a tale that reveals as much about Man as it does about the fish. In the late 1970s and early 1980s, something unique happened in the quiet little town on the west coast of Florida known as Homosassa. The best fly anglers in the world—Lefty Kreh, Stu Apte, Ted Williams, Tom Evans, Billy Pate and others—all gathered together to chase the same Holy Grail: The world record for the world’s most glamorous and sought-after fly rod species, the tarpon. The anglers would meet each morning for breakfast. They would compete out on the water during the day, eat dinner together at night, socialize and party. Some harder than others. The world record fell nearly every year. But records weren’t the only things that were broken. Hooks, lines, rods, reels, hearts and marriages didn’t survive, either. The egos involved made the atmosphere electric. The difficulty of the quest made it legitimate. The drugs and romantic entaglements that were swept in with the tide would finally make it all veer out of control. It was a confluence of people and place that had never happened before in the world of fishing and will never happen again. It was a collision of the top anglers and the top species of fish which would lead to smashed lives for nearly all involved, man and fish alike. In Lords of the Fly, Burke, an obsessed tarpon fly angler himself, delves into this incredible moment. He examines the growing popularity of the tarpon, an amazing fish has been around for 50 million years, can live to 80 years old and can grow to 300 pounds in weight. It is a massive, leaping, bullet train of a fish. When hooked in shallow water, it produces “immediate unreality,” as the late poet and tarpon obsessive, Richard Brautigan, once described it. Burke also chronicles the heartbreaking destruction that exists as a result—brought on by greed, environmental degradation and the shenanigans of a notorious Miami gangster—and how all of it has shaped our contemporary fishery. Filled with larger-than-life characters and vivid prose, Lords of the Fly is not only a must read for anglers of all stripes, but also for those interested in the desperate yearning of the human condition.
