Download or read book Excuses Lies written by and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost."The Lines for All Occasions" series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning! With these pocket sized prompters, you need never be lost for words again.
Download or read book The Book of Big Excuses written by Tracey Turner and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
Download or read book The Ultimate Excuse Generator written by Mike Barfield and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-02 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Download or read book Baking for All Occasions written by Flo Braker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baking expert Braker rises to the occasion with more than 200 celebration-worthy recipes. Whether it's an impressive Dark Chocolate Custard Tart or an Old World Braided Coffee Cake, each recipe is custom-crafted to commemorate life's special events. Color photos throughout.
Download or read book Pickups Come ons written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Download or read book What to Say and how to Say it written by David Belson and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 1993 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to making speeches appropriate for various occasions illustrates special techniques and approaches
Download or read book 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Download or read book The Little Book of Excuses written by Kaz Cooke and published by Penguin Global. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're in need of a day off, an alibi, a massive governmental cover-up, a reason not to see your nanna when you've got a love bite, or you simply want an excuse to behave badly, then this is the book for you! Forget the hairy old 'dog ate my homework' - you need a bunch of all-new all-purpose excuses- I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search The batteries in my magic wand wore out My pants are on fire
Download or read book Words for All Occasions written by Glenn Van Ekeren and published by Macmillan College. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Excuses for All Occasions written by Steven D. Price and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our writers would have put something catchy here . . . but they weretoo busy making excuses.
Download or read book Insults Comebacks written by Knock Knock Book Staff and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Download or read book Sometimes I Lie written by Alice Feeney and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?
Download or read book Latin for All Occasions written by Henry Beard and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-08-19 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With more than 200,000 copies in print, Latin for All Occasions and its follow-up, Latin for Even More Occasions, have helped scores of readers harness the language of Caesar and Cicero. Impress your boss with Occupational Latin (Lingua Latina Occupationi); sell your product with Sales Latin (Lingua Latina Mercatoria); flirt with your classics professor with Sensual Latin (Lingua Latina Libidinosa); look like the hipster you are with Pop-Cultural Latin (Lingua Latina Popularis); survive the holidays with Familial Latin (Lingua Latina Domestica) and Celebrational Latin (Lingua Latina Festiva). It’s all here, whether you’re a student of the language or just want to talk like one. From cocktail-party banter to climbing the corporate ladder to online dating, Latin for All Occasions features dozens of handy sections, including Las Vegas Latin, Latin for Golfers, Latin for Breakups, Latin for the Politically Correct, and much, much more. In one easy-to-use volume, National Lampoon founder Henry Beard presents hundreds of listings rendered in grammatically accurate classical Latin, with a foolproof pronunciation guide. Who says Latin is a dead language? From the comic genius who brought us X-Treme Latin comes Latin for All Occasions, guaranteed to help readers delight their friends, insult their enemies, and elevate the public discourse.
Download or read book Everyday Letters for All Occasions written by Jack Maguire and published by Berkley. This book was released on 1995 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is the most up-to-date advice available on how to write better business and social letters. Readers will find more than 200 models for resumes, memos, and letters of reference, promotional letters, thank-you notes, invitations and responses, acceptance/rejection letters, applications, sympathy and condolence notes, and letters of introduction.
Download or read book Curses and Blessings for All Occasions written by Bradley Trevor Greive and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. Blessings include: May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. May your corpse be museum worthy. Curses include: May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
Download or read book Games for All Occasions written by Ken Anderson and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 1988 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun collection of nearly 300 games for indoor and outdoor events.
Download or read book Why I Write written by George Orwell and published by Renard Press Ltd. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George Orwell set out ‘to make political writing into an art’, and to a wide extent this aim shaped the future of English literature – his descriptions of authoritarian regimes helped to form a new vocabulary that is fundamental to understanding totalitarianism. While 1984 and Animal Farm are amongst the most popular classic novels in the English language, this new series of Orwell’s essays seeks to bring a wider selection of his writing on politics and literature to a new readership. In Why I Write, the first in the Orwell’s Essays series, Orwell describes his journey to becoming a writer, and his movement from writing poems to short stories to the essays, fiction and non-fiction we remember him for. He also discusses what he sees as the ‘four great motives for writing’ – ‘sheer egoism’, ‘aesthetic enthusiasm’, ‘historical impulse’ and ‘political purpose’ – and considers the importance of keeping these in balance. Why I Write is a unique opportunity to look into Orwell’s mind, and it grants the reader an entirely different vantage point from which to consider the rest of the great writer’s oeuvre. 'A writer who can – and must – be rediscovered with every age.' — Irish Times
