Download or read book Excuses Excuses written by Charles Keller and published by Sterling. This book was released on 1999 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will find these excuses uproariously funny and downright giggle-inducing. Morning, noon, and night--anytime is a great time for some new excuses. They haven't heard anything yet until they hear the one that goes: Customer: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies. And they'll roll in the aisles over this excuse: Driver education student: Did you like the way I parked the car? Instructor: It's close enough. We can walk to the curb from here. With wacky drawings throughout. Be prepared--children will look for any excuse to pick this one up! The author lives in Union City, NJ. 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Download or read book The Book of Big Excuses written by Tracey Turner and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to weasel your way out of blame? Or explain some strange behaviour? This is the book for you - for every type of situation, here are excuses from the historical to the hysterical.
Download or read book Excuses Excuses written by and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Excuses Excuses Which One Is Yours written by Peter Lopez and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wasted minutes. Missed chances. Squandered passion. Unrealized dreams. Millions of people live a life from the safety of their comfort zone, hedged in by excuses, only to be buried with a lifetime of potential still bubbling below the surface, begging to be uncorked. What will be your life's story? Have you lost opportunities, visions, and relationships to the destructive lie of an excuse? How long will you allow excuses to keep you from: Being all that God called you to be Trusting your God-given abilities and starting a business Stepping out in faith and shifting your relationships Reaching your goals Pursuing a higher level of education In Excuses, Excuses: Which One is Yours?, master motivator and internationally renowned speaker Peter Lopez unlocks key biblical principles and lessons designed to shake the very core of who you are and redirect your steps to the path you were destined to travel. Stocked full of tips, ideas, worksheets and practical applications, Excuses, Excuses harnesses the transformative power of Christ with relevant and practical tools, to turn the "everyday excuser" into an everyday dreamer-and-doer. What excuses have you been hiding behind? What lies have you allowed yourself to believe? What will be your life's story?
Download or read book No Excuses written by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2009-06-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his fourth book for children, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer focuses on the topic of excuses and how they can do more harm than we realize. The book demonstrates how excuses go far beyond "my dog ate my homework," and can actually become words that prevent your child from reaching his or her potential.The book follows a boy with a seemingly impossible dream who almost lets excuses ("I’m not smart enough" . . . "It’s too hard," and so on) get in his way.He discovers, as will your child, that by following a few simple ideas and eliminating excuses . . . anything is possible!
Download or read book Excuses Excuses Excuses written by Darryl S. Doane and published by Human Resource Development. This book was released on 2001 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is about everyday excuses we hear for not giving excellent customer service and how to shoot those excuses down"--Page 1.
Download or read book SpongeBob s book of excuses written by Holly Kowitt and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone's favourite yellow sponge has an excuse for everything!
Download or read book Excuses Excuses written by Anushka Ravishankar and published by Tara Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poem, in verse, for children.
Download or read book Stop the Excuses written by Wayne W. Dyer and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Stop the Excuses, Dr Wayne W. Dyer reveals how to change lifelong, self-defeating thinking patterns that prevent you from living at the highest levels of success, happiness and health. You may know what to think but find it terribly difficult to actually change thinking habits that have been with you since childhood. People are forever using excuses and defending those excuse patterns as if they were actually true. Such statements as 'It would be very difficult for me to change...', 'If I changed, it would create family dramas...', 'I'm too old/young to change...', and 'I've always been this way...' are all excuses that are used regularly without challenging the truth of these thinking habits. When you eliminate excuses that explain your shortcomings or failures, you'll awaken to your infinite possibilities.
Download or read book Excellent Excuses and Other Good Stuff Tom Gates 2 written by Liz Pichon and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2013-02 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Gates, master of excuses, expert doodler and hilarious story writer is back -- and making the most of his holiday! No school for two whole weeks leaves Tom with tons of time for the important things in life. He can forget all about school and the irritating Marcus Meldrew, and save his energy for the good stuff! Stuff like: inventing new ways to annoy his sister Delia (so many); band practice for the Dogzombies (rock stars in the making!); watching TV and eating caramel wafers; eating caramel wafers and watching TV. Excellent. Of course, he still has to do his book report for Mr. Keen... Full of Tom's honest, silly, laugh-out-loud funny scribbles and stories -- and a doodle-filled glossary to help Canadian kids make sense of British terms (what IS a caramel wafer, anyway?) -- this follow-up to the Roald Dahl Funny Prize winner The Brilliant World of Tom Gates is guaranteed to have readers in stitches!
Download or read book The Little Book of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and published by Conari Press. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: "Fake Don't Flake." In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons--grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name--again. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. If you need to learn how to say "I'd Love to, but"--the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to do--in any language, this is the book for you. Demonstrate your incompetence. When someone asks you to bring those complicated hors d'oeuvres, show up half an hour late with half the ingredients. Bonus section here: how to get someone else to do all the work while you still get the credit. "Delivery Subsystem Failure--Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!" Never, ever again will you want for an excuse for not writing, calling, IMing, or emailing. Fake communication breakdowns make fail-safe excuses for a myriad of don't wannas and didn't do its. "All's Fair in Love" contains excuses for not calling, not going on the second date, forgetting the birthday or anniversary of the one you love. Plus how to retreat with remorse, even from the altar steps. Hint: You could have your mother or your manager phone it in. That's what Julia Roberts did. * Hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations, plus "The Excuse Clinic: How to Make Lame Excuses Walk and Okay Excuses Sing." * Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.
Download or read book 1001 Running Tips written by Robbie Britton and published by Vertebrate Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-15 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1001 Running Tips by Robbie Britton is a light-hearted and informative guide to all kinds of running. This is no standard instruction manual – it is much more useful than that. This is a huge collection of small tips to make a real difference to your running, whether you're just starting out and aiming to run for 30 minutes without stopping or if you're training for your first marathon – this book will improve your running. The myriad of topics featured include starting out, setting goals, training plans, injury, nutrition, safety, kit, running with your dog, navigation, sleep deprivation, running in all weathers, racing, fell running and music. Robbie's unique and accessible style will keep you entertained and, most importantly, he'll motivate you to keep enjoying running, overcome obstacles getting in your way and to become the best runner you can!
Download or read book Killer Excuses written by Wayne Howell and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a courtroom-drama collection of some of the most extraordinary defences tried in Australian manslaughter and murder trials. Most people have used ridiculous excuses to avoid punishment, but when it comes to classic excuses one group of people leaves all others for dead - killers. The courts have made up their minds, now it's your turn. 'I was trying to exorcise a demon.' 'I thought he was a deer.' 'We were just having sex - in the sea.' Classic excuses used by killers to try and avoid punishment. Intriguing insights into human behaviour. 'Whydunits' fascinating explanations on why people kill. Author Wayne Howell covered the courts for the Herald Sun newspaper and AAP for ten of his eighteen years in journalism. He is the author of three collections of true crime stories.
Download or read book Living with No Excuses written by Noah Galloway and published by Center Street. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Military hero and beloved Dancing with the Stars alum Noah Galloway shares his life story, and how losing his arm and leg in combat forced him to relearn how to live--and live to the fullest. Inspirational, humorous, and thought provoking, Noah Galloway's LIVING WITH NO EXCUSES sheds light on his upbringing in rural Alabama, his military experience, and the battle he faced to overcome losing two limbs during Operation Iraqi Freedom. From reliving the early days of life to his acceptance of his "new normal" after losing his arm and leg in combat, Noah reveals his ambition to succeed against all odds. Noah's gripping story is a shining example that with laughter, and the right amount of perspective, you can tackle anything. Whether it be overcoming injury, conquering the Dancing with the Stars ballroom, or taking the next steps forward in life with his young family - Noah demonstrates how to live life to the fullest, with no excuses.
Download or read book No More Excuses written by Tony Evans and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers advice for facing the hardships in life and overcoming personal, financial, and professional obstacles by following the examples of biblical characters
Download or read book 1 001 Excuses written by George D. Zgourides and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The current price for this title as of 3/07/05 is $12.95
Download or read book The Every Excuse in the Book Book written by Jeanne Murdock and published by Beanfit Publishing. This book was released on 2005-09-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This one-of-a-kind book contains 120 excuses for not exercising and reasons why each is invalid. Packed with current, valuable information on exercise theory, Excuses will captivate the reader with humor, illustrations, and an eye-catching graphic design.
