Download or read book Excuse Me I Just Farted But Now I Know Why written by A T Zark and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know... Eskimos can say "love" in 32 ways? But, you'd be amazed to know that there are over 39 ways to say "fart." Yep, there is a lot going on behind our mysterious gaseous emissions. Excuse Me! I Just Farted, But Now I Know Why delves into the weird, wacky, smell-gical world of farts. Where do they come from? Why are men and women so divided about them? How what you eat can lead to trouble passing gas? What are farts good for...like really? It might even surprise you to know that a fart just might save your life. Intrigued? Then, pick up a copy of this fantastically flatulent fart trivia book. It's information and entertainment at its stinkin' best. Buy now... Scroll up and click Add to Cart. For you, your favorite gassy friend, and, of course, the bathroom.

Download or read book Revolution written by David Dorrough and published by David Dorrough. This book was released on 2022-03-19 with total page 579 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know it’s not easy being a 21st century middle-aged, well-educated American with a decent job, no major health issues, no legal or financial problems, and plenty of family and friends. But most of us are pretty short on details. What exactly are the day-to-day challenges, not to mention the innermost mental and emotional processes, of folks struggling through this existence? REVOLUTION attempts to illuminate these mysteries, and many more as well, by delving deeply into the lives of several such people. Join them as they laugh, cry, love, and hate. Share in their sweet triumphs and their devastating failures. Ride along with them as they courageously press onward, learning and growing, facing immense obstacles, rising up, finding a way, charting a course, chasing their dreams… all against the magnificent, paradise-like backdrop of Los Angeles, California.

Download or read book My Brother s Life written by John Mark Read and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-12 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For a man who died in the prime of his life, he had much to say. Some of what he wrote is brilliant. Some is "way out, man." See what the mind is capable of in different periods of life. See what the mind contemplates when it is awash in various wonder drugs. The purpose for living is a quest of everyone, at sometime. Sometimes people figure it out -- sometimes they don't. How long does one need to decipher the "meaning of life?"

Download or read book The Wild Kid written by Harry Mazer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Can I go home now?" After his bike gets stolen, twelve-year-old Sammy gets lost in the woods near his home. He stumbles upon the makeshift hideaway of the "wild kid" named Kevin, who has run away from reform school. Will this strongly independent tough let Sammy get home to his family? Can they both survive in the unforgiving wilderness?

Download or read book The Breakup Monologues written by Rosie Wilby and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'piercingly honest... witty... wonderful' - The Observer 'My favourite way to learn is when a funny, clever, honest person is teaching me – that's why I love Rosie Wilby!' - Sara Pascoe 'Funny, sweet, entertaining, insightful, life-affirming...' – Viv Groskop 'Hilarious, honest and brilliant' – Helen Thorn 'Rosie Wilby unearths the hope and hilarity that can come from heartbreak' – Abigail Tarttelin ____ In 2011, comedian and podcaster Rosie Wilby was dumped by email... though she did feel a little better about it after correcting her ex's spelling and punctuation. Obsessing about breakups ever since, she embarked on a quest to investigate, understand and conquer the psychology of heartbreak. This book is a love letter to her breakups, a celebration of what they have taught her peppered with anecdotes from illustrious friends and interviews with relationship therapists, scientists and sociologists about separating in the modern age of ghosting, breadcrumbing and conscious uncoupling. Mixing humour, memoir and science, she attempts to assimilate their advice and ideas in order to not break up with Girlfriend, her partner of nearly three years. Will this self-confessed serial monogamist, and breakup addict, finally settle down?

Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-26 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever seen so many wonderfully funny jokes in your life. Read this and you will. Hilarious in the true tradition of great jokemasters. Get ready to have your ribs tickled, laugh uncontrollably, and be delighted with the daffiness.

Download or read book Roadtrip 41 written by Douglas J. McGregor and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2022-03-22 with total page 425 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are about to go on a road trip to 1941 with the devil's dog and his good friend, the doc. Yes Jake McCluskie is back... Mohana, a soul-eating creature from Oblivion, has reached the Well of Souls and soulless babies are now being born. It's up to Jake McCluskie to stop it. Problem is: the only weapon that can kill the creature is not in his time period. It's also in pieces and scattered about the country. With the Arms-Keeper out to kill them at every turn. Jake and the doc time travel back to 1941 to find the gun pieces. They have seven stops to make, and it won't be easy, especially with two children tagging along, one of whom doesn't have long to live.

Download or read book Becoming Your Own Champion written by Duane Martinz and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2018-07-13 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DOES IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE TIME TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? Are you waiting for a hero to come and rescue you? Do you feel like the universe is conspiring against you to keep you from doing what will make you happy? Duane Martinz knows those feelings, but over time, he has learned not to let fear and setbacks stand in his way. In 'Becoming Your Own Champion', Duane shares the inspirational tale of how he learned to change his thoughts and the stories he told himself into a tale with him at the center as the champion of his own life. Through his story, you will learn how to declare your own championship season and rescue yourself from monotony and lack of fulfillment. When you embark on this championship season journey with Duane, you will finally discover how to: * Live life to the fullest * Not die with your music still in you * Surround yourself with greatness * Have an attitude of gratitude * Trust yourself * Become an uncommon leader * Do the right thing * Direct your outcome Overcome your fears After reading this book, you'll join Duane in being a reverse paranoid–someone who believes the universe is conspiring to bring about good in your life. And once you become your own champion, you'll discover that no doors are barred against you. Opportunity is knocking and you just need to open that door to experience life to the fullest, and it all begins with reading this book.

Download or read book Twinsanity written by Courtney Sheinmel and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zack Cooley is a genie. Yes, you read that right: He is a genie. He found out on his tenth birthday, and life hasn't been the same since. Life has been AMAZING! It doesn't matter if Zack's twin sister, Quinn, is the one with all the friends at school. Zack is the one with all the magic--plus, he has new friends in genie school, which he secretly attends twice a week. But Quinn is having some strange symptoms, and it looks like Zack may have to share genie-status with his sister. Faster than Zack can say "UNFAIR," Quinn is kidnapped by evil genie Linx and whisked away to the Thirteenth Parallel, where time is unending and genie powers are useless. Zack has been learning a lot in genie school, but do he and his new friends have the skills to save his sister?

Download or read book Next Friend written by Anne Southworth and published by Next Friend Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Old Fart Advice written by Michael J. Tate and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Burton “Captain Jimmy” Robinson served as an officer with the Rocky Mount, North Carolina, Police Department for over forty years. Join him and his lovely bride, Clara as they celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary at First Baptist Church with family and friends. Pull up a chair, have a seat and listen as the audience shares their special “OFA” moments with Captain Jimmy and Ms. Clara. After the experience, you should be entertained and enlightened, but above all else; your life should be influenced.

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Download or read book It s a Jungle Out There and a Zoo in Here written by Cheryl Demas and published by Business Plus. This book was released on 2009-09-26 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Erma Bombeck's humor meets Jean Chatzky's business sense in this practical guide to juggling a homebased business and a family. Who better than the founder of WAHM.com, the highly popular Web site for work-at-home moms, and author of a widely readcolumn and cartoon about home office life to give effective advice about balancing a career and a family? In IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE AND A ZOO IN HERE, Cheryl Demas relays helpful and hilarious anecdotes about her own experiences leaving the Jungle (workplace) and entering the Zoo (home office). Readers will discover how to plan based on personal circumstances; avoid scams; set up a workable home office and promote a business; juggle children and work demands; and more. Filled with Cheryl's popular cartoons, this book is every working mother's best friend.

Download or read book Bottling Farts Inc Season One written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2017-10-22 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Season One includes all nine episodes of Bottling Farts, Inc. plus the original short story that kicked off the series. Approximately 35,000 words in all.

Download or read book Bottling Farts Inc Episode 1 Disheveled written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-08-19 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE F**KING IDIOT Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of gas, out of money, and out of luck. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? BUT GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! Will the indelible sh*thead get his revenge? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disheveled is the first episode of a serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.

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Download or read book You Really Ought to Learn Some Finnish written by James T. Cottle and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-04-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this collection of stories, James T. Cottle draws freely from his Finnish American heritage growing up in Michigan’s Eastern Upper Peninsula as well as from his experiences traveling and living in Western Europe and living and teaching in India. As a career educator, his decades-long teaching of languages and linguistics has given him a sensibility for the sounds and rhythms of everyday American English influencing his choice of free verse in which to tell his stories. As a craft artist, he has written, lectured, and conducted seminars and workshops on the craft of the fish decoy. He is the author of Carving Fish Decoys: A Traditional American Folk Art. Considering his multifaceted life, author Ann E. Dorbin in her book titled Saving the Bay: People Working for the Future of the Chesapeake describes him as a “man with a knack for integrating academia with an appreciation for the curiosities of everyday living.” He received his PhD from the University of Maryland and lives in the Washington, D.C., metro area.