Download or read book The Email Joke Book written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Email humour has been around as long as Emails, and by its nature it is mostly adult oriented. This collection of emails reflects that nature, and contains ageism, sexist, racial and religious Jokes and images, and anything that could offend. The author Graham Taylor believes that most of the troubles in the world stem from either persecuting or trying to appease minorities, and whichever position you take, there will be something funny that will be sent by email. This is the first volume of a series, and at least three volumes are currently planned. In this Book First Flight How to get to Heaven How old do you Feel How to Keep Your Vicar So here's the story... Suicidal Muslims... How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Exam Questions and Answers American Courts Doctors Dilemma Sex Doll Don't talk to my Parrot How to get to Heaven -2 The Moral of Auntie Sharon Santa's Summer Break Essex Hurricane Appeal My Passport Application "Two Coffees" Only in Hospital EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 And then the Fight Started Careful What you Wish for Quantitative Easing Explained Where did we go Wrong Eve's side of the story AlQaeda on Strike My Dog Bruno Why I Lost the Job It's Dark in Here! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D LOYAL WIFE Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND: Plan for the Elderly Colonoscopy Journal: Lease or Buy? 9 Months Sacked Again Husband Down multitasking Greek Philosophy Job Interview TARZAN Meets JANE Golfers diet Don't Drink and Drive Who the hell is Dave? Seems a fair question. Scottish Independence Bear Removal Service Lose 25Kg in 3 weeks Golf Balls

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Download or read book The Email Joke Book Vol 2 written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-27 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the pleasing reception of the first book in the series The "Email Joke Book" we decided that the next volumn needed a catchy title and after minuets of thought we came up with "The Email Joke book vol 2"The book is a collection of 50 Email jokes that are of an adult nature, and are designed to offend the dogooding minority.This book contains No Lipstick! A Dog Named Dick Forgotten Item How the Internet Started (according to the Bible)... Nike Green Shoes at The Masters THEOLOGICAL QUESTION The 'Wrongest Ever' Party Costumes A Cannibal's Dilemma! How To Push A Ford Truck Without Slipping Dog for Sale A Tip From An Aging Man... A Dangerous Game Building Permit... Proud to be Australian Irish Mating Call THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY! Tax Return How you Doing Spiders PROOF THAT THE WORLD HAS GONE OFFICIALLY BONKERS! Sent to me by Mistake Our Schnauzer... Cows BRAZILIAN OCTOPUS (RARE SIGHTING) Replacing Jamie Oliver? - The British Cooking legend... Men's Restroom Mural New Traffic Regulations Rabbits If my body was a car New Government Logo HEALTH MESSAGE Make You Job Interesting Golf Balls The Candy With The Little Hole And then it Hit me The Trucker and the Emu

Download or read book The New Junk Mail Joke Book written by Francis Lambert and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The inspiration to put this book together came from the email folder on my PC called 'Jokes' - five years of them! It is crammed full of witty and rude hilariously funny text, graphics and cartoons, some of which I now share.

Download or read book The Email Joke Book Vol 3 written by Graham Taylor and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-03-06 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the third part of this well received series, and continues the theme of off color jokes and politically incorrect pictures for your entertainment. This book contains Molested The small o and the large O Why Jets land at the wrong Airport Ring ring Texas Style The time Machine Here comes the navy As I grow older Irish maths test Scousers join Ferrari Is romance dead Afgan Footballer Dying with dignaty A good deed Barries Winky What part of your body goes to heaven first? Swedish Burka The Altar boy My dad Dolly and the Queen Blond joke Female Hypnotist Robot for sale Taking Lessons I almost called you Bulgarians Stuttering Fondling Defective Parrot Men are just happier people Medical advice Brain study Income Tax The Euro Asylum Taxi Story Why men are never depressed Language Discussions Foreign Aid Emergency Flashers Decent of man Government Travel Advice Dirty fur Old Butch Did Philip fart The parrot The nagging wife The perfect cup of tea Resonsible citizen Everything we need Computers

Download or read book Email Joke Book written by Huw Jarsz and published by . This book was released on 2009-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How often do you get sent a crap joke via email? Thought so--the average is between two and thirty per day! How often do you get sent a decent joke via email? Exactly! The usual reaction to an email that bears the heading "A Selection of Funnies" or "Great One For You" is to hit the delete key as fast as possible because you know that the text of the email will probably be about as funny as a slap in the face. However, every now and then comes a gem. Luckily for you, Carlton Books have spent years collecting, selecting, and collating the very best of those jokes so you don't have to waste your time. The Email Joke Book is crammed full of the funniest stuff that the Internet has to offer.

Download or read book Per My Last Email written by Stephanie K. Wright and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offices are a breeding ground for odd expressions and hackneyed platitudes. Why are we peeling onions and putting irons in the fire? Why is our plate always full? And most importantly, how is it even possible to give 110%? Per My Last Email provides you with fresh new words to sprinkle throughout your workday and lift you out of your office-speak rut while making you laugh at the same time. With unexpected and entertaining phrases to boost the productivity of your meetings, revitalize your email game, and even the occasional office-appropriate swear, this book is a fun and informative send-up of stale corporate lingo that will help you freshen up your own workplace communication.

Download or read book My Email Jokes Book written by Bryan Clark and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-01-27 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My EMAIL JOKES BOOK is a full array of HUNDREDS of funny jokes and funny stories; a collection of emails over the years. This book is not intended to offend anyone. Additionally, this book is designed to be fictional only and any and all character names are purely coincidental; and is RECOMMENDED for adult readers.

Download or read book Financial Jokes for Financial Folks written by Andrew Worden and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This financial joke book (full of all original accounting and finance "dad" jokes) is the perfect gift for any businessman or businesswoman who loves telling cheesy jokes, corny jokes, or just plain awful dad jokes! A fantastic novelty gift for an Office Party, Corporate Event, Fathers Day, Dads Birthday & Christmas. All the jokes in this book are clean family friendly jokes. When you open it up, you'll see that the first page has space for a "TO:" and a "FROM:", a cool alternative to a card. Wikipedia describes a Dad Joke as a short bad joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. That means you end up with a lot of groaners and headshakers during gatherings. Your friend/coworker/parent who works in accounting/finance/business will be laughing for the rest of the day after you give them this joke book!

Download or read book Email Jokes written by Ravette Publishing, Limited and published by Ravette Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2004 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a good joke or ice-breaker? Look no further. Here is a new series of funny books, guaranteed to raise a smile. Entertaining, witty, amusing, wild and wacky... this pocket-sized series of joke books will ensure you're never lost for a humorous quip... whatever the occasion.

Download or read book Writing an Email written by Cecilia Minden and published by Cherry Lake. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing is an important skill that kids use almost every day. The goal of the Write it Right series is to make kids writing experts. Writing an Email is full of tips and tricks to help kids send a stellar email, from the importance of internet privacy to including attachments and emojis. This book includes a table of contents, glossary, index, author biography, activities, and instructions.

Download or read book The World s Greatest Email Joke Book written by Willis and published by John Blake. This book was released on 2005 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a great gag gets onto the net, it is a matter of minutes before it pops up in every inbox in the land, and not long before entire offices are falling about with laughter. We all love these gems of humor, and they're always a welcome break from a hard day's work. But then we send them on and they're gone forever. This superb collection takes the best of the best e-jokes from the last few years and presents them in a format you will come back to time and time again. The jokes in this book are all pure genius, all from the Internet—we just couldn't leave them there!

Download or read book Dot Con written by James Veitch and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From viral comedy sensation James Veitch (as seen on TED, Conan, and The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon) comes a collection of laugh-out-loud funny exchanges with email scammers. The Nigerian prince eager to fork over his inheritance, the family friend stranded unexpectedly in Norway, the lonely Russian beauty looking for love . . . they spam our inboxes with their hapless pleas for help, money, and your social security number. In Dot Con, Veitch finally answers the question: what would happen if you replied? Suspicious emails pop up in our inboxes and our first instinct is to delete unopened. But what if you responded to the deposed princess begging for money in your Gmail? Veitch dives into the underbelly of our absurd email scam culture, playing the scammers at their own game, and these are the surprising, bizarre, and hilarious results.

Download or read book The Email Jokes You Wish You Would Have Saved written by Lou Dorfman and published by . This book was released on 2005-05-09 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of E-Mail Jokes that have been sent to me over the years.

Download or read book Roald Dahl Whoppsy Whiffling Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2018-01-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roald Dahl is known for his humor! This joke book is an ideal companion to his beloved novels. Roald Dahl's Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book is a collection of hundreds of great jokes that would make even the Trunchbull laugh! Inspired by Roald Dahl's wonderful world, these gigglesome gags are guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old. CONTENT NOTE: The jokes in this book may cause reader to become the embodiment of the crying-laughing emoji. Side effects include but are not limited to stomach pains, tears of joy, falling off chairs, and flailing.

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.