Download or read book Elf Balls Epic Falls written by November Sweets and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-01-13 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a lost reporter in the North Sea On the second day of Christmas, my true love have to me: 4 elves with a big D On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Santa who's super kinky On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a pervy sentient spruce tree On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: I love you Peen. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a hint that not all is as it seems... Elf Balls and Epic Falls is a hilarious Holiday Why Choose RomCom. There is plenty of inappropriate language and jokes not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. There is also MM in this book which means there will be some candy canes crossing.

Download or read book Sons to Keep A Dark Elf Epic Prequel written by A.S. Etaski and published by Corpus~Nexus Press. This book was released on 2022-07-07 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A century ago, one Priestess left for the surface world. She vanished. This is her story. Irrwaer is an acolyte serving the Priestesses yet lacks the consuming urges which drive their ambitions. She would rather stay small, quiet, and avoid the bottomless appetites of her matriarchy but understands passively hoping leads to a short, miserable life. Or worse: a long one. In the Sanctuary of the Spider Queen, the only way to keep any choice for herself is to gain power over others without becoming addicted to them. As the healer works among meek males, rowdy Red Sisters, and the sinister sons of demons, she asks a troubling question. In a place where power passes through daughters, why are the Priestesses only competing for sons? Even asking this question is dangerous. Sooner or later, everyone disturbs the Queen's web. In Sons to Keep, Etaski introduces the political sphere of Sivaraus through the eyes of the least ambitious. ~~~~ These events occur one hundred years before the birth of the protagonist Sirana in Sister Seekers #1: No Demons But Us. Their effects still ripple out from the center of a vast, interconnected story.

Download or read book The Story of Evil An Epic Fantasy Saga written by Tony Johnson and published by Tony Johnson. This book was released on 2023-05-04 with total page 1584 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Story of Evil is the first standalone novel in Tony Johnson’s literary universe, The Chronoverse. This book is a giant tome of epic fantasy made up of five volumes (Heroes of the Siege, Escape from Celestial, Three Visions, The Cursed King, and Battle for the Kingdom). During an annual jousting tournament, a mysterious villain attacks the capital with his army. Because of this disastrous event, Stephen Brightflame, an aspiring knight, embarks on a quest to save the kingdom from further destruction. He joins up with a convicted felon, an arrogant warrior, and a Halfling woman, but learns their tragic pasts are just as dark and disturbing as his own. This 430,000 word adventure features everything that makes the fantasy genre great: knights, castles, war, prophecies, magic, monsters, and dragons! After ten years in the making, experience the complete Story of Evil - An Epic Fantasy Saga.

Download or read book When Darkness Falls written by Mercedes Lackey and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Darkness Falls, the third book in The Obsidian Trilogy from Mercedes Lackey and James Mallory Despite a great working of Wild Magic and High Magic that struck at the heart of the Demon Queen's evil plots, Knight-Mage Kellen and his Elven allies are still seen as enemies by the human Mage Council. The Elves and their allies must find a way to shatter the Demons' hold on the human Mages, for without their High Magic, the forces of Light will be destroyed by the forces of Darkness. The Commander of the Armies of Light decides to turn an Elven mine into a refuge for those driven from their homes by the war. Kellen is put in command of the force of engineers and warriors who will fortify the mine and does not learn until it is nearly too late that the caverns are full of Shadowed Elves. Vestakia, the half-human, half-Demon healer, finds that she has begun to be able to read the mind of her Demon father, Crown Prince Zyperis. The Demon Queen, Savilla, is preparing a great sacrifice that will summon He Who Is back to the world and make her the ultimate ruler forever. When Wild Mage Idalia learns of Savilla's plans, she knows there is only one way to prevent the coming of He Who Is. A very different sort of sacrifice must be made. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book The Return of the Elves Collection Books 5 7 written by Bethany Adams and published by Bethany Adams. This book was released on 2020-07-28 with total page 1159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A widening abyss. A threat unknown. A canny enemy. Although Prince Kien was defeated, the trouble he started is far from gone. Now poison seeps into a crack in Earth’s energy field, requiring allies new and old to take action. Continue a journey that crosses from Moranaia to Earth and through the Seelie and Unseelie courts as mage, warrior, and rogue alike must work together to solve a new threat and face a rising enemy. This collection includes Books 5-7 in the Return of the Elves epic fantasy series: -Abyss -Awakening -Ascent As well as: -A BONUS short story, “The Sentinels,” first published in the Once Upon an Enchanted Forest anthology. -Character name guides and a list of fae words and phrases

Download or read book At the Beach written by Elizabeth Spurr and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simple, evocative language and charming illustrations describe one boy's day at the beach. In this gently rhyming board book about a visit to the beach, a young boy digs in the sand and makes a sand birthday cake, then loses it to the waves. His mother distracts him with a picnic and he falls asleep at the end of a full and happy day. Elizabeth Spurr and Manelle Oliphant together create a perfect sit-in-your-lap reading experience for toddlers.

Download or read book Glossary of Terms and Phrases written by Henry Percy Smith and published by . This book was released on 1885 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Paladin Chronicles Book Bundle 5 7 written by Neil Port and published by Neil Port. This book was released on with total page 1770 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mega book bundle. Over 1400 pages/ 4000,000 words. Contains the exciting conclusion to the Paladin Chronicles. Book 5The Man who Never Was: the origin of the cursed armour. Set in Copper Age Norway, early in the Illvættir war, the first time the elves were hunted to the brink of extinction. Hervor, a young woodland elf is taken captive by savage Norse raiders. She has been told that without her, there may be no hope for her people but how can a slave-girl help the elves fight demons and ever-more dangerous raiders while caring for the small group of elf children she has to care for? And how can she resist the surprising kindness with which she is treated, cope with her dangerously attractive slave master, and tame her own rebellious heart? Meanwhile, her beloved brother is destined to become Hjørvard, the Man who Never was and wear the cursed armour made by the Dwarves. Book 6The Enemy Within: the plot to kill Gansükh. While Gansükh rules Āzar Pāyegān (Azerbaijan) , the elves cannot be safe and yet while he can summon his daimôn lord, he cannot be killed and cannot be displaced. A very special assassin is sent. She must get closer to him than anyone else. She must become his lover, his ‘enemy within the gates’. She is very dangerous herself and she will face intrigue, powerful enemies, great danger and desperate battles. What she least expects is to fall in love with the man she has been sent to kill. Book 7 The Last City of the Dwarves : Set in the picturesque Caucasus of Chechnya and Georgia. The final show down and the search for what was the last city of the Dwarves: To master the power within her, Jacinta has been forced to travel back to the daimôn world. She returns, driven half mad and with her memories gone and lost in the foothills of the mountains. There she is captured by a treacherous band of adventurers searching for the Last City of the Dwarves. If she find it, she must face the monsters within, wear the armour that will steal her life and immortal soul and fight Æloðulf, the ancient sorcerer, that no one will ever kill or defeat. Hakeem and Kynane approach take a small force into the mountains to search for Jacinta, find the lost city and investigate isolated reports of monsters in the mountains. The barriers protecting the last city of the Dwarves is about to finally fall and , when they do, a huge army of monsters will issue forth.

Download or read book Digest written by and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 1012 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Samurai Santa written by Rubin Pingk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Yukio wants to have a snowball fight but all the other ninjas want to stay good for Santa. So Yukio decides to sabotage Santa"--

Download or read book The Ascending written by Jenna Elizabeth Johnson and published by Jenna Elizabeth Johnson. This book was released on 2016-05-20 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A year has passed since the Tanaan dragon Jaax and his human ward, Jahrra, came to live within the protected boundaries of Lidien, the great City of Light. But even the safest places in Ethöes can harbor enemies, and one cannot hide from one’s fate forever. At the onset of yet another departure, Jahrra realizes there is more to this next step in her journey than she previously thought.

Download or read book Harry Potter and the Classical World written by Richard A. Spencer and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2015-07-20 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: J.K. Rowling has drawn deeply from classical sources to inform and color her Harry Potter novels, with allusions ranging from the obvious to the obscure. "Fluffy," the vicious three-headed dog in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, is clearly a repackaging of Cerberus, the hellhound of Greek and Roman mythology. But the significance of Rowling's quotation from Aeschylus at the front of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is a matter of speculation. Her use of classical material is often presented with irony and humor. This extensive analysis of the Harry Potter series examines Rowling's wide range of allusion to classical characters and themes and her varied use of classical languages. Chapters discuss Harry and Narcissus, Dumbledore's many classical predecessors, Lord Voldemort's likeness to mythical figures, and magic in Harry Potter and classical antiquity--among many topics.

Download or read book Surfacing written by A.S. Etaski and published by Corpus~Nexus Press. This book was released on 2020-04-05 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I emerge from the Deepearth for the first time, blinded by searing light. Vast lands beyond my comprehension await me. I must face them pregnant and alone. My Sisters and I have been compelled to take missions in this uncharted wilderness. By order of our Queen and the abyssal power which backs Her, we cannot refuse. For the slimmest chance of success, we must move beyond each other's reach with little knowledge to aid us. The Valsharess predicted we would never see each other again. When a sisterhood has no demons but each other, what are we to this new land once we've been split apart? Etaski's fantasy world breaks wide open in Surfacing, as the Sister Seekers epic rises to the next level. Beneath the unforgiving sun, webs dissolve into dreams, and scattered shards of dark history wait to be picked up and pieced together. Sister Seekers is adult epic fantasy with an ever-broadening scope, perfect for fans of entwined plots, challenging themes, elements of erotic horror, immersive worldbuilding. Sexuality and inner conflict play into character growth with nuance, intrigue, intense action, and fantastical magic. The series begins underground with an isolated race of Dark Elves whose intricate webs first ensnare then catapult us to places a Red Sister can only imagine in her dreams.

Download or read book The Seven Kingdoms written by Harry G. Sherwin and published by Authorhouse UK. This book was released on 2013 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the first time in over a thousand years the Seven Kingdoms of Justava are at peace with each other. As age old tensions melt away, the people are able to rest easily in their homes, safe in the knowledge that war will trouble them no longer. But a new power is growing in the heart of Justava, an unseen malice that threatens to destroy the fragile peace and throw Justava back into chaos and war. With the evil Necromancer Empire spreading to every corner of the Seven Kingdoms, it falls upon two young elves who lost everything to this new evil to make a stand. Together, Brenik and Nalia must overcome age old prejudices and travel deep into the wilds of Justava in order to raise their banner and ignite the fires of rebellion.

Download or read book The Paladin Chronicles Book bundle 1 4 written by Neil Port and published by Neil Port. This book was released on with total page 2088 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mega book bundle. Over 1700 pages (6000,000 words) of Epic Fantasy, adventure, love, some historical fantasy and a light sprinkling of humour. All set in ancient times and exotic locations. The story begins with Hakeem, a mercenary from the desert city of Karsh (in what is now Syria). Growing up in a monastery, all he ever wanted was to become a religious monk. He can’t understand why he was refused by the Grand Abbot, whom he loved like a father. The old man told him he was destined to become something called a 'paladin'. Broken hearted and penniless, he runs away making a long journey to join the desert mercenaries fighting in the Greek colonies on the western coast of Turkey. Paladins were very rare , and the Shayvist monks believed they were sent by their God, each with a great task. The old Abbot didn't know that a second child had already been 'sent' but what possible task would require two paladins? After fighting in a war in Greek Turkey, Hakeem rises to the level of a senior commander and is summoned home by the new Grand Abbot of his people. Little does he realise, then, that he will soon be caught up in events that were prophesied two thousands years before. The once mighty Elves are fading.They have lost almost all their magic. Their numbers are shrinking. They no longer live longer than humans and each year they have fewer and fewer children. Their final destruction has been foretold and now the time is all but upon them. They are destined to face barbarian hordes greater than the time of the Aryans accompanied by an ancient sorcerer who can command a demon army. There seems little hope that it wont overwhelm them completely and destroy them without a trace. Only through an ancient prophecy can they be saved. Hakeem, an Elvish Princess and their adopted daughter join to flee assassins and begin the search for a way to save the Elves. Readers Favorites Reviews: “Historical fantasy really doesn't get better than this” “first-rate … truly memorable” "A brilliant job of writing ... merges elves into Greek mythology and creates strong and fascinating characters. Rating: 5.0 stars

Download or read book Boys Life written by and published by . This book was released on 1967-03 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.

Download or read book Merriam Webster s Encyclopedia of Literature written by Merriam-Webster, Inc and published by Merriam-Webster. This book was released on 1995 with total page 1260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Describes authors, works, and literary terms from all eras and all parts of the world.