Download or read book Douchebag Wisdom written by Lima Bravo and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about Donald Trump: the incompetent, vicious, and vile Donald Trump. But it's more than that. This book is about your reaction to Donald Trump. If you're one of the 65 million people who voted for Hillary, I hope this book will help you cope with the stress, negativity, depression and rage; a little douchebag wisdom can get you through. Laughter helps. If you're one of the 62 million who voted for Trump but are now disillusioned or angry, read on. Hopefully, this book will give us all talking points and new perspectives because this planet and the people need healing! If you're one of the 92 million people who didn't vote in the 2016 presidential election, WAKE-UP! The world needs you! Trump is implementing policies that affect every part of our lives. We'll be feeling the repercussions for years. YOU will determine who wins the 2018 mid-term elections as well as the White House in 2020. May these words inspire you to speak-up and be counted. Vote! Whether Trump is the hero or villain in your Hollywood story, for all of us, my hope is to foster a dialogue. Let's explore the comedy and tragedy of Donald Trump, his Administration, the Congress, and their policies as told through movie villains: Trumpzilla, TrumpFace, Trumpenstein, DarthTrump, the Grand Nagus, King Dong, the Grinch, Scrooge and others. You're not crazy! We're all feeling it-the Trump Effect. It'll take a bit of twisty logic, but we are not helpless or hopeless; we are Americans! It's time to get informed and get involved. It's time to spread the love and the light. We need a grassroots effort to make this a kinder, gentler world and that starts with each of us. Pick a chapter, pick a movie, pick an issue, pick a friend, and let the healing begin. Let Douchebag Wisdom guide you. And, for the love of the planet, get out and vote!
Download or read book The Douche Journals written by Schmidt and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.
Download or read book The Douchebag Bible written by T. J. Kirk and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-06-12 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Douchebag Bible' is comprehensive anthology of all three major books published by controversial YouTube star, The Amazing Atheist (AKA TJ Kirk): 'Scumbag: Musings of a Subhuman (abridged)', 'In Defense of Evil: Why Good is Bad and Bad Is Good, ' and 'Neckbeard Uprising.
Download or read book Walking Past the Graves and Archives of Wisdom written by Sheila Marie Hill and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-12-05 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Believe it or not, we are all boxed in by God, his Spirit, and the angels. You cant go far without himhe is there no matter how far you go. People there are causes, and what affects them is ruled by God, not the government. As a believer, many issues have turned into drama in their lives. Also as a writer, I know that Gods word strongly confronts and convicts where necessary if allowed. When we wake each morning, our clocks are set and tuned for a new day and a new way to help others. The needs of Gods people are being shut off by useless, controlling politics, non-religion, and just plain discouragement, suffering, the insides dying, confidence depleting, and the self-esteem being lowered because of misleading or information. Im not Captain Kirk, but traveling into the unknown is an adventure and is indeed a pleasurehopefully, an awakening to the dying and the dead. I hope to be a fresh and pleasant fragrance to the new and the old readers by exhorting every possibility and raising all to heights that align each one of us in accord for the love that God has prepared for our lives.
Download or read book Geek Wisdom written by N. K. Jemisin and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The essential companion for the geek era: a fusion of inspirational quotes, philosophy, and pop culture drawn from the entire cult-classic canon of film, TV, books, comics, and science. Celebrate nerd culture by taking a page out of your all-time favorites, like Star Wars and Star Trek, The Lord of the Rings and Dune—and much more! Computer nerds are our titans of industry; comic-book superheroes are our Hollywood idols; the Internet is our night on the town. Clearly, geeks know something about life in the 21st century that other folks don’t—something we all can learn from. Geek Wisdom takes as gospel some 200 of the most powerful and oft-cited quotes from movies (“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”), television (“Now we know—and knowing is half the battle”), literature (“All that is gold does not glitter”), games, science, the Internet, and more. Now these beloved pearls of modern-day culture have been painstakingly interpreted by a diverse team of hardcore nerds with their imaginations turned up to 11. Yes, this collection of mini-essays is by, for, and about geeks—but it’s just so surprisingly profound, the rest of us would have to be dorks not to read it. So say we all.
Download or read book Be Less Dickish written by Corey Kilpack and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the difference between an Asshole and a Dick? What makes them do the shit they do? Learn how to be less dickish by understanding the Archetypes of men. This is unlike any self-help book every written. AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 2020
Download or read book ANDREW TATE BOOK OF WISDOM written by and published by PHILIP RENDADO. This book was released on 2023-07-29 with total page 961 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you retire, you expire. If you rest, you rust. Andrew Tate & his brother Tristan are now conquering the world. Most people don't even know it yet. People are now starting to recognize them. Peons awaken! For this very reason they would try to shut down Andrew & Tristan Tate's platforms to spread masculinity and rescue people from poverty. We have compiled a SHORT series of INTERVIEWS, quotes, wisdom & deleted tweets from their social media & this will always be update for challenges will always come. Problem would always come. CONQUEST IS A MUST!
Download or read book The Little Black Book of Mafia Wisdom written by Wesley Jacques and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Don’t let your tongue be your worst enemy.” —John “Sonny” Franzese “You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.” —Al Capone “I never lie to any man because I don't fear anyone. The only time you lie is when you are afraid.” —John Gotti Despite the fact that secrecy is vital to the Mob, mobsters have revealed themselves to be notorious gossips, prone to bragging, and even outrageous loudmouths. Delve into the inner workings of the Mob and the mindset of those who run it through these mesmerizing quotes from some of the smoothest and most dangerous criminals, real and fictional, who ever made headlines. Whether they’re spilling to their lawyers or making blood-chilling threats, mobsters reveal startling insights on leadership, guilt, and loyalty. While at times shocking, crude, and even unintentionally funny, these quotes also help us to see the humanity behind these dark bosses of the underworld . . . and give us a little insight into the dark side of our own natures, as well.
Download or read book Committed written by Chris Knutsen and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2008-12-01 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Committed gives women a rare insight into what the other half really thinks."-Candace Bushnell In these original essays, seventeen celebrated authors give a private tour of the male psyche and discuss the journey to lasting love. Exploring aspects of themselves that they've never revealed before, they provide essential wisdom for men and women alike on the ritual of mating, and a look inside the hearts and minds of men who commit. Chris Knutsen is the Deputy Editor at Radar magazine. David Kuhn is the founder of Kuhn Projects, a literary agency in New York City. "For women frustrated by their husbands or boyfriends, or by the plethora of guides that claim to decipher the male psyche, this anthology offers a fresh perspective."-Publishers Weekly "Funny, sometimes even profound, these authors offer an amusing road map to that strange and winding road from bachelorhood to marriage."-Tampa Tribune
Download or read book Assholes written by Aaron James and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the spirit of the mega-selling On Bullshit, philosopher Aaron James presents a theory of the asshole that is both intellectually provocative and existentially necessary. What does it mean for someone to be an asshole? The answer is not obvious, despite the fact that we are often personally stuck dealing with people for whom there is no better name. Try as we might to avoid them, assholes are found everywhere—at work, at home, on the road, and in the public sphere. Encountering one causes great difficulty and personal strain, especially because we often cannot understand why exactly someone should be acting like that. Asshole management begins with asshole understanding. Much as Machiavelli illuminated political strategy for princes, this book finally gives us the concepts to think or say why assholes disturb us so, and explains why such people seem part of the human social condition, especially in an age of raging narcissism and unbridled capitalism. These concepts are also practically useful, as understanding the asshole we are stuck with helps us think constructively about how to handle problems he (and they are mostly all men) presents. We get a better sense of when the asshole is best resisted, and when he is best ignored—a better sense of what is, and what is not, worth fighting for.
Download or read book Wisdom for the wild written by Hanna Norlin and published by BoD - Books on Demand. This book was released on 2020-02-10 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Till alla äventyrliga själar som vill bryta normer och göra sina drömmar och visioner till verklighet. Följ med Hanna genom hennes liv, företag och resa i världen. Denna bok är för dig som vill lämna boxen som känns för liten och klaustrofobisk för dig. Om du vågar drömma stort, agera på din passion och det du brinner för så kan är den här boken ditt stöd och inspiration på din resa. Boken är på engelska ----------------------------- To the wild-hearted adventurers longing to break the norms, create a life on the own terms and make their visions into a reality. Everything should have been perfect. A perfect job after a perfect university program, amazing friends and fun activities to occupy her in her spare time. The map was all laid out, better job, more money, bigger house, settle down and get a family and live happily afterwards. But she didn't want it. Didn't want to continue to build that "perfect life". This is a compilation of her insights from life, business and everything during her travels. This book is for you who long to leave a box that is too small for you. If that resonates with you; now is the time to play big, to act on your passions and go for your dreams. This book is your support and inspiration on that journey.
Download or read book The Awakening Wisdom of Life written by Sarvesh Jain and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2016-08-10 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Awakening Wisdom of Life is a creation of 1825 Quotations to regain consciousness, to simplify the complexity and challenge conventions. Every moment you read a Quotation it has a potential to change your life. Probably you'll get an opportunity to relive your memories, rediscover your strength and dream. This critically acclaimed author and a columnist dedicates this book to you—to the real you.
Download or read book Conventional Wisdom Tales of a Blacklisted Fan Boy written by James "Cheshire" Clayton and published by James Clayton. This book was released on 2008-04-21 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Freaks, geeks, and chubby ninjas come together in this riotous romp across fifteen years of sci-fi and Anime conventions.
Download or read book Duke Sucks written by Reed Tucker and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the ranks of NCAA college basketball, Duke University is like something scraped off the bottom of a shoe. It's like a nasty virus you catch from a door handle at a public toilet. No team in sports is as uniquely hated as those smug, entitled, floor-slapping, fist-pumping, insufferable Blue Devils. The loathing has almost reached the level of a religion. Christian Laettner is a punk. Amen. The Cameron Crazies are obnoxious. The Plumlees are worthless times three. Coach K is a jerk. Kumbaya. The team is dogged by an intense hatred that no other team can match—and for good reason. Millions of hoops fans and March Madness aficionados around the world are not imagining things. Duke really is evil, and within the pages of Duke Sucks, Reed Tucker and Andy Bagwell show readers exactly why Duke deserves to be so detested. They bruise and batter the Blue Devils with fact after fact, story after story, statistic after statistic. They build an airtight case that could stand up in a court of law. So sit back in your "I Hate Duke" t-shirt, and in true Duke fashion, force someone poorer than you to do your work as you crack open the ultimate guide to Duke suckitude.
Download or read book Live Right and Find Happiness Although Beer is Much Faster written by Dave Barry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now in paperback from the Pulitzer Prize winner, the hilarious New York Times–bestselling exploration of what generations can teach one another—or not. During the course of his life, Dave Barry has learned much of wisdom, and he is eager to pass it on. Among other brilliant, brand-new pieces, Dave shares home truths with his new grandson and his daughter Sophie; explores the hometown of his youth, where all the parents seemed to be having un-Mad Men–like fun; and dives into firsthand accounts of the soccer craziness of Brazil and the just plain crazy craziness of Vladimir Putin’s Russia.
Download or read book If God Is Love Don t Be a Jerk written by John Pavlovitz and published by Westminster John Knox Press. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thou Shalt Not Be Horrible. Imagine for a moment what the world might look like if we as people of faith, morality, and conscience actually aspired to this mantra. What if we were fully burdened to create a world that was more loving and equitable than when we arrived? What if we invited one another to share in wide-open, fearless, spiritual communities truly marked by compassion and interdependence? What if we daily challenged ourselves to live a faith that simply made us better humans? John Pavlovitz explores how we can embody this kinder kind of spirituality where we humbly examine our belief system to understand how it might compel us to act in less-than-loving ways toward others. This simple phrase, "Thou Shalt Not Be Horrible," could help us practice what we preach by creating a world where: spiritual community provides a sense of belonging where all people are received as we are; the most important question we ask of a religious belief is not Is it true? but rather, is it helpful? it is morally impossible to pledge complete allegiance to both Jesus and America simultaneously; the way we treat others is the most tangible and meaningful expression of our belief system. In If God Is Love, Don't Be a Jerk, John Pavlovitz examines the bedrock ideas of our religion: the existence of hell, the utility of prayer, the way we treat LGBTQ people, the value of anger, and other doctrines to help all of us take a good, honest look at how the beliefs we hold can shape our relationships with God and our fellow humans—and to make sure that love has the last, loudest word.
Download or read book Don t Be a Douchebag written by Cassie Leigh and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-02-12 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Online Dating Is Hard...Especially For Men You have to put yourselves out there, reaching out to woman after woman, hoping for some sort of response, handling rejection after rejection. It's frustrating. And sometimes you just want to know what you've done wrong... Why didn't that woman respond? Why did she suddenly stop communicating? Well...there are lots of reasons. You may be coming off as a douchebag and just not know it. Hell, you may be a douchebag who just doesn't know how to target his efforts properly. Or you may just need a little help. That's where Cassie Leigh comes in. She'll give it to you straight, no punches pulled. If you've been at this a while and just can't figure out what you're doing wrong, this is the book for you.
